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fullstackcircus
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do you have a GREAT eye for design?!

can you write a bubble sort algorithm in binary?!

do you know native, desktop, embedded, AND web programming languages?!

do you know you can go fuck yourselves?!

good luck unicorn searching 🤡 companies. there is no human that can do all of those on a level that you want. but, go ahead and set yourself up for failure. i'll remain firmly grounded on planet earth 🌎

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  • 11
    3y
    There's 5 of them, and their salaries are 7 digits.
  • 3
    3y
    Looking for a Rockstar programmer 🤡
  • 5
    3y
    native, desktop, embedded and web languages?

    JS devs: Yees :)
  • 4
    3y
    1. yes, proven by other designers

    2. no, but I can in Intel asm, and I can then translate it into binary by hand on a piece of paper (if given access to my own uni abstracts)

    3. yes (native: native to what? without explanation, yes: JS, native to browsers, SQL, native to SQL databases. Desktop: C++. Embedded: C. Web: nuff said)

    4. yes!

    Fuck faang.
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