Jira has its own query language called JQL. Also, Jira is Turing-complete.
Have a nice day!

Can it run Doom?

@cafecortado with 5 frames per day, maybe 🤔

Well, Turing-complete is a terrible low standard. After all, can I build a Turing machine in?

I mean, sure. More powerful than a push down automaton? Can recognize a language in which #a = #b = #c in any possible order?

Now, that's not such a high bar for anything that should be usable for normal humans.

@TrayKnots we only care because Turing-completeness means huge attack surface

Also a fun fact: just like SQL, it was designed for regular people (not programmers).

Can't wait for the title "Jira engineer"

@BordedDev chatgpt, create landing page about AI meets JQL

*laughs in instant 1B+ valuation*

@retoor
Sure! Here's an example of a JQL query that can fetch every ticket status and assignee:

```
project = "YOUR_PROJECT_NAME" AND status = NOT "Closed"
```

Replace `"YOUR_PROJECT_NAME"` with the name of your actual project. This query will fetch all tickets in your project that are not closed, and will display the status and assignee for each ticket. Feel free to modify the query to fit your specific needs. Let me know if you need any further assistance!

@jestdotty Don't forget your favourite repo integration and maybe now the middle managers can spin themselves into oblivion