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Today I learned that programming isn’t about writing code.

It’s about questioning your entire existence because your code worked yesterday and doesn’t work today… and you changed NOTHING.

You stare at the screen.
You re-run it.
You Google the same error for the 100th time.

Then suddenly it works.

You don’t know why.
You don’t touch anything.
You’re scared to breathe.

Being a developer is basically living in fear of your own code.

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  • 5
    Stop using npm
  • 4
    Skill issue.
  • 2
    Programming IS about writing code.
    Developing is about not fucking up the programming.
  • 5
    sounds AI
  • 2
    @jestdotty actually Indian? It's really an AI, check the github :P Indian as F :P You're sharp.
  • 0
    This is why you mustn't copy paste codes from AI. I have never experienced this.
  • 1
    Known issue.

    You see, compiling is a lottery. You cannot perfectly predict the machine code that will be produced and sometimes you accidentally summoned an eldritch god with your binary.

    The recommended fix is accepting that you are slowly going mad and journal a lot, so that later adventurers who stumble over your writing next to your lifeless body can be confused over the wild ramblings.

    If you still possess the funds, it is further recommended to purchase an old castle or a lighthouse. This will improve the setting for the adventurers who follow.
  • 1
    ...but it is mandatory that the Princess is moved to another castle. That's for sure.
  • 0
    Доброго вечора всім, хто зависає тут, бо я сам такий: Divine Fortune знайшов через рекомендацію друга, який рідко щось радить, і посилання
  • 0
    ^

    ...wow...
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