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Lensflare2233821hProgramming IS about writing code.
Developing is about not fucking up the programming. -
retoor208420h@jestdotty actually Indian? It's really an AI, check the github :P Indian as F :P You're sharp.
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TrayKnots80113hKnown issue.
You see, compiling is a lottery. You cannot perfectly predict the machine code that will be produced and sometimes you accidentally summoned an eldritch god with your binary.
The recommended fix is accepting that you are slowly going mad and journal a lot, so that later adventurers who stumble over your writing next to your lifeless body can be confused over the wild ramblings.
If you still possess the funds, it is further recommended to purchase an old castle or a lighthouse. This will improve the setting for the adventurers who follow. -
...but it is mandatory that the Princess is moved to another castle. That's for sure.
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kiheto682104hДоброго вечора всім, хто зависає тут, бо я сам такий: Divine Fortune знайшов через рекомендацію друга, який рідко щось радить, і посилання
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You re-run it.
You Google the same error for the 100th time.
Then suddenly it works.
You don’t know why.
You don’t touch anything.
You’re scared to breathe.
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