bad-joke - How does a front-end developer get away with murder? $('body').hide(); //I'll see myself out - devRant

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yo-yo

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10y

I favorited this. Lol
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Kimmax

10673

9y

Good investigators check the DOM
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Hoshi

53

9y

I'm more angry about the other part of the pun being formatted as a comment
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jpichardo

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@Hoshi why is that? Welcome btw
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Hoshi

53

9y

@jpichardo because it's like continuing the joke in its code
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jpichardo

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@Hoshi interesting, I had never saw it like that.
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srshah19

991

9y

$('body').Detach() will be overkill?!
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songwrite

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9y

I thought the fact that you are using jquery is murder! 😛 yes shots have been fired 😂
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frontendben

364

9y

You be screwed if the investigator had JS disabled. Be better hiding it like:

body {
display: none;
visibility: hidden;
}
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hasch

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9y

@songwrite hey, it's a front end dev...
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Kimmax

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@frontendben DOM never forgets
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zfor

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9y

You lose time with loading jquery for such a simple task.
You can use el.style.display = 'none';
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jshint

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9y

Laughed more than I should have
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Kalvin

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9y

@zfor I said front end developer, not a proper developer.
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RTRMS

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9y

No, that's how a junior FE gets away with murder. The rest of us don't use jQuery.
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puppetmupp

407

9y

The head is still there though...
0

c3r38r170

3602

7y

a bad*
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antigermanist

1952

2y

ahah funny

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