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I want to contact those women, they sound very smart and well-rounded. I am now a somali prince.

Me and my wife always dreamed of living in america.

Europe in a dictatorship, you can't even shoot your dog

Wow there's a new season of king of the hill

Can you use laundry sweetener as bath salts? Let's find out

Stop starving journalists retards.

So we can't have the testers having slack because slack cost money

Corporate bullcrap I swear

Guys let's talk about the discriminatory language some people uses in here. For example an user called "Lensflare" just called me a waffle.

The use of racial slurs against my people will not be tolerated.

15.30

Time to start working

I love sex, drugs and rock and roll.

Actually I don't like rock and roll that much

And sex is all right, but it's a bit overrated.

Actually i just love drugz

Could one go to the center of the sun in a giant freeza?

@Lensflare genonoz

I have a zakouski for u

It's attached to me

When you really think about it (and I did), Apple works more like a sex-cult than a company

Republicans shut down House floor to avoid Epstein vote

Jizz did they end up in the basement??????

GET IT?????? THE FLOOR SHUT DOWN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

It's 2040. Your job, start wealth and social caste is now determined by Microsoft IA.

There are 49million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos

Soundgarden once made a parody of these hair rock band from the 70ies lmao

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Remember 3 months ago when i said donald trump was a peedo

So apparently they forgot some debug shit in the eSim firmware and now all the 2-fa system that uses phone number is in jeopardy.

lmao what a bunch of clown. People who use windows ladiez and genz.

Retardz.

Those flemmish idiots set the tomorrowland scene on fire lmao.

(Sorry if youre a flemmish idiot I love you, limburgers are the real enemy)

the bosses and backends are having a boys camp in the italian countryside to fix some backend shit.

Ugh so unfair. Backends are the aristocracy of web development and we should guillotine them all to reach democracy

People play I'm playing God. But you know who else plays God? GOD.

I  will   settle     that     tab vs    space        indentation   thing   once   and  for all.

The  only     acceptable  answer    is     U+200A

Everything     else  is   sloppy 

I couldn't wake up because my retarded phone decided to update the OS without asking me

Now I'm trying to fill my fucking tax declaration and I cannot access my fucking statements because I can only access them from my bank phone app, and it sends me a link by email to open it into revolut.

Apparently the fucking update installed MICROSOFT 365 to open CSV.

I feel like homicide

Imagine a videogame called "NPC" where the goal is to wait for the player and do nothing.

The french nazis stole our european tax money so they could hire domestics.

Fucking nazis. Remember, the right wingers will always be as corrupted as the leftists. Electoral politics is rotten.

Sooo I recieved my guitar.

I plugged it. Put on a bunch of effects. Tried to get my MIDI pedal to work.

It does work, but I'm in a maze of routing between the kernel and the DAW. This shit is spitting HID, and then I have to pipe it into my custom plugin, from alsa MIDI to jack MIDI and then the DAW.

But the DAW doesn't accept custom midi (wtf bitwig, first time it's letting me down), apparently I have to write a custom controller script.

Long story short I still didn't listen to what it sounds like from the jack. I only played it acoustically. But I know once I start actually playing music I will forget all about the ergonomics.

I feel like if I take the time to have everything in order before I start playing I will transcribe my idea better

Maybe quit giving out your bitcoin to every scammer retard

I haven't had a psychedelic trip for a long time I'm becoming neurotic

Maybe I should do 2CB. Lovely drugz. Harmless

You wanna know a despicable career? Firefighter.

Just let the fire burn things wtf