GUYS THE WOKE DID IT AGAIN

https://phoronix.com/news/...

Bungi is changing Master Chief to Main Chief. They were tired of people referring to him as Massa Chief in online voice chats.

https://youtu.be/PVKcmug7z_A?t=310

$ git config --global init.defaultBranch slave

Fixed

ew

@cafecortado

$ git config --global init.defaultBranch yourmom

We can do better.

@retoor just because he once studied (and probably cancelled) psychology, doesn’t mean he is a psychologist.

He also "worked" for Apple and I don’t need to tell you what that means.

The whole master thing is stupid. Totally stupid. But they already renamed the master branch and the missed out on naming it bough... It's a branch. An especially important branch. Name it a fucking bough. Bough is the only fucking name the most important branch should be called.

@TrayKnots bough...bough mamma

brough!

@retoor maybe he is into eating dicks. That is why he burned his. To see what cooked dick tastes like.

@retoor wow! Color me impressed! Him actually having a degree in psychology makes me wonder even more what the hell is wrong in his head ^^

@antigermanist freaking impressive!

@retoor damn corrupt psycho doctors!

@Lensflare what do you want, insider info?

Every wednesday in the hollyhill building there's a chinese canteen in the cafetaria behind the tier 2 operator

Git never intended to have a super important branch name. Just a sane default. Now you two defaults for no reason at all. Git itself is flexible to not care at all.

It costs me extra time to set up aliases so I can just use consistent commands. It muddles confederations because main is often used as code entry point in programming languages. Not frequently but sometimes when someone mentions "I've made a change in main" it needs leads to confusion. Master is simply superior.

I'll keep naming it master until I die, and my code will outlive me, so fuck 'em all.

@YourMom He may have been the MASSA chief, but he was OUR Massa chief.

@YourMom " That is why he burned his. To see what cooked dick tastes like."

You sound like you like to eat cooked dick.

Just saying.

@Wisecrack

Jeffrey Dahmer says 5 guys burgers don't taste like 5 guys...

https://facebook.com/ScreenGeekHorr...

Also, the freaking comments:

"I met Jeffrey Dahmer outside of a Chinese restaurant in MKE in March of 1991.

He seemed like a nice guy. We talked about the Brewers, asked me about my family and I got weirded out so said that my parents were finishing eating their meal and should be out in a minute.

He. Clammed up and stopped talking to me, that summer I saw him on the news and said “Chinese restaurant guy”

It wasn’t until I got older I realized he was probably checking me out as a possible dinner"