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Yea, I fucking love my first language.

You know you are working with British people when you see $colours instead of $colors 🇬🇧🇺🇸

MURICA!!!!!

Software engineers living in the UK 🇬🇧

Do you sometimes wish to migrate to the USA 🇺🇸 ?

🇺🇸 Cơ hội định cư Mỹ không thể bỏ lỡ! 🇺🇸
Bạn có muốn sở hữu thẻ xanh Mỹ chỉ với 800.000 USD? Chương trình Định cư Mỹ EB5 chính là con đường nhanh nhất giúp bạn cùng gia đình định cư tại Hoa Kỳ.

The only way I’ll be happy is if every politician’s house is destroyed by a tomahawk missle💣
The only way I’ll be happy is if I live in forest with unlimited Percocets💊
The only way I’ll be happy is if I bathed in a river of chocolate pistachios and wintergreen zyns🍫
The only way I’ll be happy is if Sid the IT guy posts a pic of his Lucious titties😩
The only way I’ll be happy is if I go inside of bill murray freaky Friday style👴🏻
The only way I’ll be happy is if I think God is actually real🙏
The only way I’ll be happy is if I get to wear the skin of my favorite celebrity 😍
The only way I’ll be happy is if I hold hands with Morena Baccarin as I watch the world literally go up in a gigantic fireball 🇺🇸
The only way I’ll be happy is if I take acid and 5 Benadryls and take in my live action horror film that is my life 🎥
The only way I’ll be happy is if I take gas station dick pills and huff gasoline and start as many fights as possible 🤺

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