😥😥😥😥

Sometimes... 😂😥

I asked my friend at work who is the weirdest one?

He said it's me. 😱

Just kidding. 😁
I don't have any friends.
😢😩😥

Hoorah! My code finally works! Now gotta remove those 1000 print statements I used to identify the bugs 😥

And people think what i do is easy... 😥

So someone is constantly ddos'ing the privacy/security blog.

Just wondering if they really think that 500 hits a second will bring the site down?!

500 h/s consumes about 0.1 percent CPU and 1mb/s.

At least give me a challenge 😥

I wish money wasn't so god damn important !

I just want to build cool things 😥

At a club because other people wanted to and I was wondering why I hated them...

They're still playing the same mainstream bullshit as five fucking years ago, drunk people everywhere and so on.

Someone please get me out of here 😥

I got a call from the recruiter today and she asked me for my current salary. When I told her, she replied "Based on your experience and skill set, that's too low".

"That's why I am looking for a job"

I cried internally 😥

"alright, let's go to sleep"
*pulls out extension cord from monitors as I do every night*
*hears server buzzing disappearing*

😓

I entirely forgot that I connected my server which is running heavy and lengthy tasks, to that one, as well.

😧😥😬😰

Financial status :

Sort by price : Low to high.

😥😥

It has been one hell of a busy year for me personally 😥

This month's expenses:
- Computer parts to build a new computer.
- Separate video card.
- Hex monitor stand.
- 6 (second hand) monitors

I'm so sorry for my bank account 😥

😥 Also their rep system is so mucked up

Testing in production??

Don't know whether to laugh or cry!!😂😥

Seriously..🤔🤔😥😥😂😂

Writes program.
Doesn't comment code.
*Yeah totally gonna remember everything* 🕶

*5 weeks later*
what the heck was I writing.? 🙄😥😭

When you've been testing and debugging for an hour frustrated and furious and then found out that you've been editing a different file the whole time. 😥

Believe it or not. It's an inevitable truth. 😅😥

As a student trying to find an internship for a software engineering position, my subpar transcript being brought up during the interview always has me like:

Interviewer: "Why is your GPA so shit???"
Me: "Fuck you that's why!"

😤😥

I swear to you... This is how my uni cools down its servers

Oh god the mess 😥, gets worse when your in there

My dear Open source project 😥😣😯

My boss expects me to create an android application like Instagram just in 1 day ... 😂😂
it's terrible that your boss doesn't have any knowledge about programming...😥

I code through the night until 8 am, then sleep until 6pm+.
My family then calls me out as being unproductive and lazy.
Why must the whole world be oriented against night owls like me? 😥

Forgive me, for I have sinned 😥

But vsCode can’t do what I need it to do right now

Can't get into details but today took probably like 10 years of my life in the form of stress. On top of that I'm currently the on call Linux engineer so I can't drink much 😥

God fucking damnit.

Just had to get that out.

Just needed to

Imagine a database table where dates were saved as strings from raw user input. Then do migration to other database with table where dates are datetime.

Yep. That's me. 😶

I hate humans. 😧🔫

Especially those who try to be original like:
11|Sept.|2016 or 13;Juni;17

There are rules in this world, damn. 😥

On the train's public WiFi while traveling and want to use a VPN connection to one of my own VPN servers.

I'm now just realizing that the openvpn port is probably not an allowed one on this network and I set the port to the default openvpn one 😥

Fuck me sideways right now.

Dad: Why don't you become a doctor?

Yes I'm asian and my dad is the stereotype asian dad😥

#1
Thinking Edge might actually be the next new browser.

And then using it for a few weeks.

#2
Not documenting my code 😥

Spent my entire evening figuring something out (I'm new to this) and finally found a possible solution.

Got ready for writing test code, very excited...... aaaaaaand noticed its past 11pm so I've got to go to bed because work tomorrow

😥😭

At work for a bank, I changed the target SQL Server in my SSIS project and arbitrarily, all my custom-coded scripts were erased!!

I didn't take backups and I spent a week coding them! Fuuuuuuuuuckkkkk 😠

Ended up rewriting them.

I learned my lesson... 😥

Wasted whole day installing Ubuntu and get it to work on my laptop 😥
Now going back on Windows...

Holy cow 😯

DevRant web app got updated.

😥 Must resist to spend time on social media. Must resist 😑

Every hardcoded thing ever 😥

Today I found this sticker in the Microsoft merchandise shop.
Now I don't know what to do. I find this epic, but I don't really like Windows. 😥

Padding left 😥

Fuck my fucking life. Laptop of about 6 years is finally giving up on life and I don't have a big budget right now..

Anyone advice on a new pc? I want a desktop one this time. 16gb ram minimal.

😥

!dev

Honestly I love the summer (hate the cold) but motherfucker, hyperhidrosis is a fucking bitch (not diagnosed but one doesn't need to be a genius to figure this one out in my case)

😥

I love when the internet cuts off in the middle of a 50GB upload that was 90% done.. 😥

The dark side of home office:
No professional coffee machine 😥

Only a few days in on using my new phone, already gathered 67 tabs in my browser and counting.. should I be worried? 😥

*bunch of if statements*

Friend shouts proudly everywhere : I implemented an AI!

Me : but that's not how AI works

Friend : but it works just as an AI, so it is one, who cares?

😥

Boss: "How much time do you get this bug fixed?"
Me: "Give me 20 minutes"
*4 hours later*
Me: "fixed is in the repository"
Boss: "You're getting to much time to do your assignments"
Me: *Damn it*

I suck doing estimates 😥

So I got myself a rubber duckie, works quite nicely 😊
After third time in one day of boss calling me in and using me as a sound board to solve his problems, I gave him my duckie to use instead. He's happy, I don't get called in anymore, but am now duck-less 😥

Sometimes i feel Android studio literally eats my ram 😥😥
Tired of this😐😥😥😫😫

I can't open my honeypot 😥😢😭
Do you guys think installing Java will help? xD

When you've given up on life... 😥😞😭

Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit... I'm at Starbucks, coding on my laptop. I just came outside to smoke a cigarette and right after I lit it, bird shit landed on the ground two feet to my right. 😥

Close call...

Today is my 1st week studying laravel via laracast. I had fun playing with php artisan 😂

Btw I'm an Android developer, and
I'm planning to shift career because my company can't get any mobile projects 😥

CSS.
Finally conquering all forms of positioning and boxing after weeks of pure CSS practice. 😥

Working on the privacy site, someone gave me a good SQL example for the 'filtering' (renaming this to capabilities) feature and here I am, hardly knowing any SQL more than basic selects 😥. Well, good luck to me I guess :/

We miss you 😥😥

Happens everytime PM tells me to remove a feature 😥.

This is why I can't go to Christmas parties 😥

She asked for the local host😥😥😓

Does anyone know a way of to do a video chat through node js (socket.io) or have a link to any resource? NOT through webrtc.

I used to have a link on this but lost it 😥

Meaning to give an end to end encrypted web video chat a chance.

😥😥🤔😂😂

When my comment on someone's rant gets enough +1's for some sweet stickers, but none of my rants had enough 🤔😥

Raspberry pi worked perfectly fine. Reinstalled the sd card for some reason (on purpose) and now, no matter what system I flash, it always crashes at stone point. That point is random every fucking time.

I just want this fucker to work 😥

rant

fuck you whatapp for not formatting the links properly and not displaying the entire links

I lost my referral bonus due to this 😥

*It did displayed it properly on the WhatsApp web version but it fucked up on the phone version*

see for yourself people,

My company grows like crazy. We have more money than we could ever spend, no deadlines, super smart people (some coming from Google, Apple, FB etc), and all the perks one could wish for.

I'm sometimes feeling like I don't belong here, because I'm mediocre at best with everything I do. 😥

You get a new graphics card and monitor, so you can have three displays and then u notice your PC motherboard has no slots! 😥😥😥😤😤

😥 Why is she doing this... 😥

That moment when you had a good weekend and it is Monday again.

You log in to your work PC and see 15 emails... There goes my Monday again.

And 12 of those turn out to be congratulations on the recent release 😥

Never hack a game and change the gold value to 1.0e307.... It takes so long for my CPU to update its value whenever it changes......

This game is over 😢😥

Also always remember to take a backup before making dumb hacks....

That moment that you get some kind of pretty critical error/bug/crash in an application in production and you can't reproduce it anymore and you're just sitting there praying that it won't happen again 😥

I lost a bet today 😥 ... My surname is inman

I have to name my first born child

put-it

The bet? That apple wouldn't reject the app I submitted ... Fuck apple

Got rejected from an interview... It sucks 😥😫😖

Package not found
Add dependency
Package not found
WTF is wrong with you IntelliJ?!

... 5 Minutes later ...
Oops, wrong module 😥

Just used my first "It's not a bug, it's a feature" explanation 😂. However, the irritating part is, I had to explain it to another person from IT industry (I mean testers) who is from another company.

And it's really a feature and not a bloody bug. Stop reporting it on the bugs list 😥

Note to self : stop trusting everyone in group assignments.

It always becomes a catastrophe right before the deadline 😥

When people say 'I have some codes to write' rather than 'I have some code to write'. Makes me cringe 😥 😤 😭

Developing something which, for real world testing, would require a smartphone with a gps chip/capability or however the fuck you call that.

I do have that but it's so goddamn hard to get a lock on my location which makes it very hard to test this IRL.

😥

That moment that you realize that you forgot one critically important data tag in a very heavy multi-day render.

😥

Someone on here, a while ago, posted a link to a github repo having a huge ass list of open source projects for about anything you can imagine.

I lost the link 😥 anyone an idea? (can't find it either)

I booked one domain for my client.
Which is mi*****.***

Now he want new domain with following change

Mi*****.***

😑🙄😏😥

I am a software developer. My boss has given me a task now to crack a certain software. 😥

Pro: I have got my first client. 😄
Con: most of his multiple websites use WordPress. 😥

Me: "Showtime!"
Windows: "LOL, NOPE!"

The irony in this rant is that I just installed Linux in a dualboot environment and was eager to start setting up the new OS. For some reason, Grub was not recognized and Windows started automatically... 😥

PHP on Windows 😥

Broke my laptop screen.....dnt know what to do😑😥

@dfox
Only 2 rants an hour.
Ok
How about the ability to save and manually post later feature?

I had an idea for a rant. It was gold i tells ya... if only I could remember what it was. 😥

Agile: ✅

Agile practices: ✅

Certified Agile practitioners: ❌😡 powerpoint jockeys 👺💥⚡️failed programmers 💩 timewasting idiots 😥

Tooday ... Shit day
Anonce buisness shutdown and everybody losses is job including me 😥 happy holidays everybody ... Fuck this commercial badluck fucking snowy shit seasons !

the amount of hair I lost everyday is directly proportional to the number of lines of my codes 😥

My 8GB RAM 😥😂😂😂

When your program works as expected... but used 25% of the CPU 😥

When you want to work on something important but Windows has other things in mind...😥😥

Why is it so hard to get WLAN working on Linux? 😭😭😥

When you *almost* spill some super glue on a motor's rotor... 😥😥

I don't have a word 😥😥

The 😥 when I am only six ++ from a stress ball

Anyone an idea? Trying to install proxmox on my HP Proliang again but no matter what I do, it can't find a bootable disk. I've done this about 20 times before (and that worked well) and I did change the boot order but I already set that back again.

Anyone? Help 😥

I was really surprised how much hardcore work there is on freelancer.com. At first I asked myself what hardcore coding would look like. Then I realized... 😥 Only females wanted.

Me : I'm afraid of booleans. My friend said that you can help me !

Therapist: ya, that's TRUE

Me: 😥😐

So I removed python 2.7 from my parrot os and now I've got no task bar😥😥😥
Stuck to terminal...
Anyone know how to get it back

Yet another unstable beta, released to our customers 😥

Why don't smartphone camera save photos in .raw format instead .jpeg 😥😫😫😴

I fucking hate being a Dev sometimes.

G i v e m e f u l f i l l i n g t a s k s p l e a s e

Not these shitty ones with API documentation riddled with holes 🫠😥

I wish we had an option to save images 😥

Last night I was gaming online, thought I'd turn on MAC filter on my router. Mistyped my own MAC Address 😥

why do i always feel like shit after job interviews? 😥

Can't believe Google is shutting down project ARA it was such a revolutionary invention😥😫😞😖

I was laid off 😥

I got stuck with a small task for days, today I just have the courage to ask for help and a senior literally gave me the code for the problem! I'm not sure if I should be happy for finishing the task or embarrassed for couldn't solve the problem by myself. 😄😥

who else cannot concentrate on learning/work when your country is in a war with aggressors? because i can't 😥🇦🇲

The moment that everything works on localhost but you upload it to a FTP it is broken😫😥 I am so upsaid

That feeling when you accidentally press the close button of multi tabbed application... be it chrome or multiple ssh client and you get asked if you really want to do it? - Sign of relief.

i accidentally pressed space while clicking that picture and actually lost it all.😥

The feeling when you just want to code code code but you have tons of other work 😥
Wish I could just program those tasks (laundry, dogwalk etc.)
Might as well build a robot, uh?!

I feel like we developers (and people who create things in general) are doomed to not have enough time 😥
I have to be honest, I've got a hard time dealing with that

My personal resume website. Damn my lazy ass, can't do anything. 😥

Java 😥

Had a PHP test for a job application yesterday. The test contains nearly 20 questions, most are 2 points. I had to write the answer into a word file and cannot use search engine. I thought I did okay because most of the questions were asking like 'what is php', 'what is isset', etc. which I could answer all of them and pretty confident that I answered correctly but the recruiter contacted back today that I failed...:(

It's my first time applying for a programing job after been working in the field for almost 3 years. Feel so bad.. Feel so unqualified 😥😥

When you leave work early but there's no power when you get home. 😥

As always, in the worst moment. I was waiting to finish something, and then the power went down for a second, couldn't even save 😥😢

Boss tells me to cleanup prod drives deleting anything older than a year.

So I find a script for that and run it after making sure works.

Told them it's done and freed up 20% but now they've gone silent.... 🤔🤔🤔🤔😥😥😥😥😥😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟

Merge conflicts are such a pain in the ass 😥

So f*king stressed out!

3 weeks passed at new job and I still feel like I don't know what I'm doing. My PRs got tons of comments and I still can't finish a tiny ticket that should be very easy but it's in a stack that I have almost 0 knowledge about. I feel so incompetent and afraid that I won't pass the probation. 😥

The stress hit so hard that I can't eat, feeling nausea every morning and can't sleep well at all. I question myself if I'm too stupid to be a developer, should I just give up?

😭😰😱😥😵

Argh this is so bad!

😺when is a 3 not a 3
🤔
😸when it is a string
😥
😹

The only game i really want to play right now is my own.

too bad its not at all finished yet...
😥😫😪

I just updated Windows 😥

Looking for some web project ideas 😧😥😦😦
Any one...

Just realized I needed to finish to write my activity report in just less than a month.

Just stopped my WoW subscription.

😥😥

#My life
Eat 🍕... sleep 😴.... regret 😥 .... repeat🔄

Apparently "in" and "out" are the new "varying" and "attribute" in OpenGL's shader language...

Even buying a new graphics card can f*ck up your whole day! 😥

Imposter syndrome.... 😥 Enough said

require "universe"
require "bioDan"

class ProductManager
def initialize(person_type)
@ideas = Universe.import_random_ideas({ mostly_shitty: true, association: person_type })
life_purpose
end

def life_purpose
@ideas.find_each do |idea|
bioDan.interrupt! unless bioDan.bad_mood?
bioDan.queue << idea
end
end
end

ProductManager.create "enthusiastic prick"

%x[crontab -e "0 09 * * * ruby this_script.rb > /dev/null"]

# 😥

Going through legacy or other developers code which don't have documentation or even comments. Plus the author of the code is not working in same organisation anymore to consult. We have to understand the code like deciphering any ancient language. 😥

Sometimes a muthafucker just wanna play minecraft and sip coffee with his siblings 😥

Day 5 in quarantine: I miss my fuckin pig ignorant arrogant toxic motherfucker boss and coworkers ! I learned to deal with those motherfucker everyday for 7 Years.

Ps: 10 years ago I loved my wife. 😥

When a microservice you created does not perform on prod like it performed on the load stage. There goes my week and my self-esteem 😥

@ashokramcse I bought it at the end, so sad when people ask me: Why are you wearing a club penguin gildan hoodie? 😥😥

Once upon a time I used very frequently Instagram , Facebook etc. and then I started coding and connect with communities like Stack overflow, devRant, Reddit, Twitter then now My Instagram account deleted and Facebook was uninstalled on my phone. Yeaaaah😥 Just programming effects..

I've read everything on devrant 😥

Well like top 100 of exact sorting option at least

Joomla 1.5 with a custom PHP CMS embedded using Iframes 😥

"Cool, I can win fee stuff just for posting one of the many funny devRants I'm sure I have. 😀"
*2 hours later*
"Pffft, who needs free stickers... 😥"

In january this year i convinced my whole team to switch from Skype to Stride. And now Stride announced that they are teaming up with Slack... I am going to look like complete idiot because we have to switch once again ... 😥

When you accidentally changed the .NET Framework version when building and you're looking 1.5h for bugs in your code.

😢😢😥😥

What boss? I quite enjoy being my own boss, and just dicking around with whatever projects I feel like doing at the time 😋
The salary on the other hand is just as nonexistent as my boss 😥 but I don't want to inherit some douche's "server" contrivance with spaghetti wires dangling all over the place...

Writing an email

and not getting any reply..

Trying to make everything a one-liner. In the process overusing ternary operators, comma operators, short circuiting and/or operators.

Until someone else needs to review or understand what I created, and I'm forced to change... 😥

😥😥😥

Get well soon for @aureliagbrl. i hope i quit my job a bit later (since i always go home with her) and last night she got an accident while on her way home after overtime work.

sorry dear 😥

It's fucking sad that when you buy a new laptop with good specs, good nvidia graphics, good sound and install Arch Linux because you hate fucking windows and arch way is the right way. But, then Linux fucks you because there is no proper nvidia support and you have to use wine which doesn't support new games and you run frequently into problems like audio (P.s. maybe in linux 4.10.11). You have to configure microphone everytime while using Skype and see some other guy having same laptop playing happily latest games without much burden.😣😣😥😥😔😔

When will Linux kernel be amazing for gaming??

How to convince someone that it's not helpful to delete apps running in background (RAM) on an android phone? it's like a habit for that person😌
says phone will explode with too much RAM being used and don't want apps run in background ... 😥
pls help for arguments

I always taught i knew java very well..
Using w3resource.com questions to practice java...
Got reality check... 😔😔😔😥

Fatal Error: Cannot read property 'value' of undefined

😥🔫

Fuck, life is really suck man 😥

Best git commit messages ever(sarcasm):
- Fixes.
- Changes.
😥

Well my router just died 😥 she was the best wifi in the LAN, you will be missed.

Remember to check file names when using cp😥😭

Best: gaining experience and learning new ways to write programs in the best way possible, even beyond working hours

Worst: the amount of ABAP code I saw these past two years gives me nightmares, and older programmers don't seem to want to improve and advance from the old ways of the language 😥

you know that you have a second chance in your life,
when a redbull can fall on your keyboard😫 but the can is empty😥.
saving ~150$

What's the point of coding over 2000 lines if you have 200 errors.. I can't even 😂😣😥😔😲😞😖

Even if I would want to change from vscode to php storm or intellij idea, I most likely wouldn't be able to, because I love monokai pro too much 😥

Anything to say for a guy who's about to start his first real Dev?? 😥

I was just setting up rules for a firebase database.
Typing out all the JavaScript like stuff and was nearly finished.
Went to change tabs in safari to check something but accidentally clicked just above on the bookmarks bar.
The page navigates away and all the rules I had written are lost 😥

my mom hates the fact that I sit in front of a computer in my spare time and isnt twopence interested in what I do

My dad tries to understand that I want to work in the field of games and that I make websites - but he also dislikes my computer behaviors..

Why do I find really hard to connect with my coworkers?! I'm an introvert but after few months in my old job I connected with everyone. In my new job I find it really hard! And it's almost a year! 😥😫

days were nothing seems to work and you end up solving the problem of the problem of the problem of the problem... so frustrating 😥

When you have an error and you search for the solution on Google a video pops up a there is a kid maybe 10 years old explaining the problem. 😥

We losing so many users nowadays. What happened my dudes

Working youtube so hard touching up my videos, it dont like me anymore 😥 😪 😨 😐 🙁 😕 ☹️ 😣

I would love to get into more frameworks, but half of them make 90% of your work harder, are not documented well enough or are just confusing what they actually offer. 😥

I am working on my personal resume website (with a lot of css and jQuery).

Two days ago, I got a job offer, so I started preparing for the interviews, leaving the website aside.

Then, yesterday that company turned me down. So, I left the interview preps and started working on website again.

Then, today there is another job opening and I am now again preparing for interviews, keeping the website on a pause again.

Also, I have my internal exams coming up this weekend.

I don't know what should I do. Idk what I am doing. 😥😥

Just wanted to start a personal project and guess who think it's the best time to update right now?

THANK YOU WINDOWS 😥

Maybe tomorrow

Lesson learned: never fuck up with the python version that comes with a distro. I spent the whole day re-installing Linux Mint on a new partition and transferring home folder to the new partition. 😣😣😣

I'm an idiot 😥

Found the sky melting while coming back from swimming​ practice.It was so awesome and I clicked this 😥

Users have use cases, test cases, user manual etc documented material with them at the time of UAT.
But in the end users do only those things which they don't suppose to do..!! 😑😥

Talking to a vendor in China to source some hardware modules. The engineers don't speak any English, and the sales rep doesn't know a serial port from a monkey's ass. Shortest game of Chinese whispers 😥

A food chain company banned my friend, when she is trying to scrap some data for nlp😥

Where I work, "let us do it!!!" Means I gotta do it. 😥😥😥

What??? Xamarin is acquired by Microsoft??
😥🤯😠😠

Who else feels like your JavaScript skills are lacking? I have only been coding for about 6 month's and JS for about 2 1/2 of it but still I am not an expert and I understand. But still . . .😥

Getting into Linux (Kali...)
Omg I had to google everything. Per example how to change the keyboard to my language...😥

Coworker (junior engineer): "He's a principal engineer, and damn good at his job because he works all night long. You're still lead engineer because you don't work late at night."

Flak I get for *not* being able to stay up after 10:30pm. 😥

Too bad I just overwrite an older version of my app over the new one. 😷😥😞😟😧😭😞😵
well it means new innovations too
😀

What do you guys think about competitive programming, how does it impacts your programming in the long run?
I feel depressed when I take more than enough time to complete a competitive programming challenge marked as "Easy". 😥

I think I need VPN now.... some sites are getting blocked/NSA is watching.... 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥

Will this do? What next?

Left my bag in the interview room 😥
Not so good first impression 🤣
🤔Fuuuuk meeeeee🙄

When you are already tired on a Sunday evening 😥

After too much work 😥

Accidentally ran

$ git reset --hard

On my 2 weeks worth of uncommited code.
Thankfully Intellij has a local history. 😥

Git playlist. 😥

I did a backup of my computer on a new harddrive. I know it's on me for not checking this, but how difficult it could be for the software to check if there is enough space on the hd for the whole backup BEFORE starting it, instead of in the middle of it?? 😥

Is Udemy a good place to learn stuff? I want to learn JavaScript and React. (I only know jQuery 😥)

I don't know what happened with my Ubuntu 16.04.
And Now I'm bored by Typing
fsck -y /dev/sda1
on boot
😥😥

Turned in my two weeks... and im on lunch with the team and the boss.

Why did I do this, this is just awkward. 😥

Anyone know how to fix this? 😥

Fml 😥

That feeling when you almost have your code working but you have to leave the office for the day coz they are kicking everyone out 😥😡

Keyboard application of your choice?

I'm kinda done with SwiftKey 😥

I just got out of the office late and in a hurry to catch the train. I was in the zone dude, I was in it. I made an huge maintainability improvement on a framework I've worked on during the last year.

I fucking forgot to push and I'm in data corruption/laptop thievery anxiety 😥😥😥😥

I need to practice coding. But I'm too lazy 😥 what do I do?

Avatar expression they said.
I hide avatars images.

😥😥😥

Who is doing this to me *sobs*, mongoose or MongoDB? 😥😥

I'm adding new records (array) to an embedded document, but the first record to be added gets duplicated, even with the same ID and stuff :(..

Was using Callbacks, switched to promises, still the same.

😥😥😥😥😥