Top Dev. Complainers

I like complainers... So... Someone who works 9-6 (and is often late by half hour and leaves at 6 sharp also takes extended lunch break) complained to my manager that I'm late for work , which I am , no denying , but , I take no lunch break and I work until 7:30-8 . Why on planet earth would you even care to make a complaint about someone whose manager you don't even know ? What the fuck kind of a person even does that ?! No one in my office has any kind of direct interaction with me , no idea of the work I do yet someone found it fitting to complain . Anyway , manager didn't even listen to the guy so I'm good...just pissed at haters .

> Get told my teams​ products don't work
> I say file a ticket so we know and can assist
> No tickets filed after 4 weeks,
> Team still complains my teams products don't work

Who else has mindless complainers?

I know someone that’s constantly paranoid about being spied on by the government and fears companies stealing his code e.g. github, Microsoft etc.
His solution:
do nothing until we find a secure platform to write code on so that our ‘billion dollar ideas don’t get stolen’
Suffice to say that he’s a very bad coder, not that I’m really that good but compared to him I’m light years ahead.

People, please don't eat when I smoke, it annoys me.

I don't care anymore if someone has problem with my smoke. It's for three minutes pussies. Live and let live! It's getting out of control with those complainers.

I really stop taking the people around me in consideration regarding that. Because they also don't give a fuck about my comfort. Always passive aggressive like moving to another table with complaining just loud enough that I can hear about the smoking.

I do not smoke when someone is eating next to me - but people are up front already pissed off. You know what freaking stinks? Your 16,- tosti!

And you know- since people are too weak these days to say it straight in your face (they also don't because they're wrong, they weren't eating yet). This happens to me on such regular basis, I'm done.

Pussies, all freaking pussies. They're not complaining about the smell, they're just complaining because threy're sheep.

(i still hear her complaining, also she has like a njet-dog. A dog that is njet a dog, size of a cat with even a bigger mouth than the owner).

That fucking untrained beast is freaking barking the shit outta here, like that's considerate. Train your dog or leave it home. Probably also trained with passive aggressiveness.

The Dutch, famous about being direct - it's over. All pussies now.