> Customer calls
Her: I have over 5k 404 request to [insertwebsite]/autodiscover/autodiscover.xml
Me: Sound like a missconfigured exchangeserver/client. Let me have a look.
> Takes a look and can confirm the IP and the owner of that IP
Me: It looks like someone/something from xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx is failing to resolve autodiscover.[insertdomain].com
and defaults to @ record on the zone. Do you happend to know to whom that IP belongs?
Her: No, and I dont care, just block it. I do not like the 404 that shows up on the summary.
Me: Alright
> Blocks the IP in the firewall.

>>> Fast forward to next day >>>

> Someone calls, it is the same girl
Her: I cant reach my website! Infact, I cant reach anything! WHYYYYYY!!!
> I remember, blocking that IP yesterday...
Me: Oh, can you please visist "minip.se" (whatismyip.com, swedish version) and tell me what you see?
Her: Yes, it is xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
Me: Do you remember that IP that you request that I block yesterday?
> I can hear the shame coming from the phone.
> Turn out that her collegues did'nt have any mail delivered to them from the time I blocked their IP
> Her boss is really mad
> Atleast she had a cute voice

Storytime!

This customer comes in and practically throws a computer on the counter.

Customer: This computer isn't working. I've ran the diagnostics and it says it's software. *places a dvd case with a 32 bit Windows 7 disk in it on the counter* It had Windows 10 on it, but I want Windows 7 on it.

Me: Well, you may have issues with the drivers if you put Windows 7 on it--

Customer: I don't care, I just want Windows 7.

Me: You SHOULD care. That means no wifi, no display, no mouse... Windows 7 doesn't like Windows 10 hardware.

Customer: Then... check to see Windows 7 compatibility!

Me: Alright.... *makes notes to check for Windows 7 compatibility*

Me: So has this Windows 7 been used before?

Customer: Yes, it has.

Me: On how many computers?

Customer: I've installed it on two computers and it works just fine.

Me: That's weird because Windows license keys are for one computer only. Are both of them connected to the internet?

Customer: Yes.

Me: Well, okay then... *finishes up ticket*

Customer: I work in this field and I just don't understand why they don't come with the disks anymore. How much is a Windows 10 disk?

Me: *gives price*

Customer: And do you have any?

Me: Let me check *I go to where they are, find some and come back out*

Me: Unfortunately we're out at the moment and would have to special order some back in.

Customer: OK. So then how much to fix this computer?

Me: *price of installing Windows and backing up data*

Customer: That's halfway to the price of a new one of these!

Me: Well yes, an HP at Walmart... But you do have that option if you want to take it.

Customer: Well, why does it cost that much?

Me: Well, it's $labor1 to install Windows, $labor2 to do some basic setup and drivers, and $labor3 to backup and restore data.

Customer: Oh, well I don't want data.

Me: Okay, well then it would be $total - $labor3

Customer: ...Okay, fine

Me: *updates the ticket*

When she finally left I put it on the bench and the first message said "SMART ERROR." I then did 4 different tests that said "lol, the hard drive is failing."

If you "worked in this field," you would know that a SMART error is hard drive related.

If you worked in this field, you would know that Windows is only a 1PC license, so why are you lying about installing it with no issues on other computers?

If you worked in this field, you would know you would want a 64bit Windows on your computer.

If you worked in this field, you would know how to find a Windows 10 installation media online.

If you worked in this field, you would know that HPs are not good computers to get.

IF YOU FUCKING WORKED IN THIS FIELD YOU WOULDN'T BE SUCH A FUCKING CUNT.

Fuck those useless calls!

PM: customer X wants a call in an hour.
Me: they didn't send emails before. No questions, no prep, no call.
PM: yeah but they want to talk.
Me: these unprepared calls are pointless. I'll be sitting there, noting down the questions and telling them I'll have to look up the details.
PM: shall I tell them that you don't want to talk to them?
Me: I don't care, it's your call, do whatever you want.
PM: that's not professional.
Me: oh you're calling it professional to sit there with a pencil, writing down crap or what?
PM: what's the problem?!
Me: I've had this shit for the last two fucking calls, and they were so unprepared that they wasted half of the call just reading up, and I'm fed up with this shit!
PM: but they are the customers, and they aren't that happy.
Me: yeah, and do you know why? Because our schedule is completely fucked up and our management has been ignoring ANY warning from engineering for WEEKS! That's why they are unhappy and not because I'm not holding their fucking hands!
PM: hey, but you can't tell me what I have to do!
Me: and you can't tell me either! [he's my PM, but technically not my superior.]
PM: so no call or what?
Me: you're free to have your call. I'll sort out the shit that they're concerned about, putting that down in a proper email, and then we have at least some basis for discussion!
PM: (left for his call)

Btw., my cursing was the same in the live conversation with him.

A customer calls to ask about our software, its features and its advantages and so on.
I answer him all his questions in a 45 minutes support call.
Then he decides to order the software from our website using the order form.
After 1h i get another call by the same guy saying he cant order.
I ask him why and he says that he is blind and his screen reader does not read out the form/website content.
So i filled out the order form with him together because im a nice person and customer is king. (Took me 20 minutes).
After that i ask our webdevelopers if they considered to make the website more disabled friendly.
They responded with no because it dosent matter.
Yeah fuck me right! Fuck the disabled customers we dont care.
I think thats kind of stupid but who cares right!!

OH MY GOD

WHO NAMES A CONFERENCE ROOM AFTER AN -ADDRESS-??

At my new job, we had all day training on Friday. It was emphasized many times that we should not be late. I look at the meeting invite many times, and it says [123 Fake], with Fake being a Very Well Known Street, and I see on Google Maps that there's an office building there. Great, we must have an off-site training facility to help our clients become certified in our product. It doesn't say which floor, but I assume the small space we have in that large office building will become evident once I check in with lobby security.

Friday morning comes, I get to the office building 20 minutes early, and try to check in. They've never heard of my company. Maybe there's a computer lab we rent out? No, they don't know anything about that. I don't have work email or slack set up on my phone yet, so who do I call? I try reception, no one answers. Eventually I call our customer support line.

I shouldn't be at 123 Fake St. I should be at the office. Because that's the name of the conference room!

YOU HAD ONE JOB, ROOM NAMER!

Last night my boyfriend and I tried to think of worse names for conference rooms. The only ones I could think of were "meeting canceled" (but with that, at least I would be in the correct fucking building!) or just naming every conference room "conference room". Here's the thing: there's not just one 123 Fake St room! There's two of them right next to each other! So you can easily show up and think, I remember I was supposed to be in this room, but which one?

And I'm not even the first person to make this mistake. CLIENTS have gone to the wrong building before because they get included on meeting invitations that include conference room names! WTF!

It's pretty common to have Chicago conference rooms named after neighborhoods, or iconic buildings, etc. But nobody is going to think, "meeting in Bucktown? I'll just wander around the neighborhood until I find people with laptops". It's obviously a conference room. BUT A FUCKING ADDRESS OF A NEARBY OFFICE BUILDING? It's not even an iconic of a building!

Names matter. I care a lot about names in code. I never realized it could apply to the physical world as well. So now I am on a mission to change the names of these Goddamm conference rooms so I'm the last person to be directed to the wrong fucking building.

OH, and I'm out $9 for a taxi ride and a pair of gloves that got lost in the taxi so that's GREAT.

Attack is the best defence! I read my emails in the morning and figure out whether there's some action for me. When I go and get my second coffee, I drop by the PM's office and have a short chat with him.

Where I am in the projects, whether there's stuff from other tasks or unexpected actions, how long that might take, whether schedules are still OK, whether I need him to take care of some customer communication, these things. Usually less than 5 minutes.

The kicker is that he mostly doesn't interrupt me because I instead interrupt him - unless he is highly busy, in which case he just says "sorry, later", same as I would do.

It's a win-win because I can schedule the interruptions while he enjoys that he doesn't have to ask around.

Product replying to Jira ticket: We think this issue has been resolved. Can you please reach out to the user and confirm?

Customer care: User xxx has responded to say she "has given up in frustration, and the app simply doesn't work". She has requested to have her account deactivated. This user has requested to not be contacted any further by the program.

Hows your day going devrant? mines going VERY well

At the data restaurant:
Chef: Our freezer is broken and our pots and pans are rusty. We need to refactor our kitchen.
Manager: Bring me a detailed plan on why we need each equipment, what can we do with each, three price estimates for each item from different vendors, a business case for the technical activities required and an extremely detailed timeline. Oh, and do not stop doing your job while doing all this paperwork.
Chef: ...
Boss: ...

Some time later a customer gets to the restaurant.
Waiter: This VIP wants a burguer.
Boss: Go make the burger!
Chef: Our frying pan is rusty and we do not have most of the ingredients. I told you we need to refactor our kitchen. And that I cannot work while doing that mountain of paperwork you wanted!
Boss: Let's do it like this, fix the tech mumbo jumbo just enough to make this VIP's burguer. Then we can talk about the rest.

The chef then runs to the grocery store and back and prepares to make a health hazard hurried burguer with a rusty pan.
Waiter: We got six more clients waiting.
Boss: They are hungry! Stop whatever useless nonsense you were doing and cook their requests!
Cook: Stop cooking the order of the client who got here first?
Boss: The others are urgent!
Cook: This one had said so as well, but fine. What do they want?
Waiter: Two more burgers, a new kind of modern gaseous dessert, two whole chickens and an eleven seat sofa.
Chef: Why would they even ask for a sofa?!? We are a restaurant!
Boss: They don't care about your Linux techno bullshit! They just want their orders!
Cook: Their orders make no sense!
Boss: You know nothing about the client's needs!
Cook: ...
Boss: ...

That is how I feel every time I have to deal with a boss who can't tell a PostgreSQL database from a robots.txt file.
Or everytime someone assumes we have a pristine SQL table with every single column imaginable.
Or that a couple hundred terabytes of cold storage data must be scanned entirely in a fraction of a second on a shoestring budget.
Or that years of never stored historical data can be retrieved from the limbo.
Or when I'm told that refactoring has no ROI.
Fuck data stack cluelessness.
Fuck clients that lack of basic logical skills.

Company: we care about work/life balance (as long as shit gets done)

Company: we care about mental well-being (except when shit has to be done "now!")

Company: we help each other (we push work around until someone finally do it)

Company: management is here to help you do your work (as long as you don't ask them to help you to solve a real problem)

Company: we are agile (except we have more sub-processes than ever)

Company: we only hire best (and then put them in the team of morons)

Company: we are customer centric (that's why we are delivering bugged features)

Company: we constantly rise the bar (deliver more shit in shorter time)

... did I forget about something?

My code review nightmare part 3

Performed a review on/against a workplace 'nemesis'. I didn't follow the department standards document (cause I could care less about spacing, sorted usings, etc) and identified over 80 bugs, logic errors, n+1 patterns, memory leaks (yes, even in .net devs can cause em'), and general bad behavior (ex.'eating' exceptions that should be handled or at least logged)

Because 'Jeff' was considered a golden child (that's another long TL;DR), his boss and others took a major offense and demanded I justify my review, item by item.

About 2 hours into the meeting, our department mgr realized embarrassing Jeff any further wasn't doing anyone any good and decided to take matters into his own hands. Thinking 'well, its about time he did his job', I go back to my desk. About an hour later..
Mgr: "I need you in the conference room, RIGHT NOW!"
<oh crap>
Mgr: "I spoke to Jeff and I think I know what the problem is. Did you ever train him on any of the problems you identified in the review?"
Me: "Um, no. Why would I?"
Mgr: "Ha!..I was right. So lets agree the problems are partially your fault, OK?"
Me: "Finding the bugs in his code is somehow my fault?"
Mgr: "Yes! For example, the n+1 problem in using the WCF service, you never trained him on how to use the service. You wrote the service, correct?"
Me: "Yes, but it's not my job to teach him how to write C#. I documented the process and have examples in the document to avoid n+1. All he had to do was copy/paste."
Mgr: "But you never sat with Jeff and talked to him like a human being? You sit over there in your silo and are oblivious to the problems you cause. This ends today!"
Me: "What the...I have no idea what you are talking about. What in the world did Jeff tell you?"
Mgr: "He told me enough and I'm putting an end to it. I want a compressive training class developed on how to use your service. I'll give you a month to get your act together and properly train these developers."

3 days later, I submit the power-point presentation and accompanying docs. It was only one WCF with a handful of methods. Mgr approved the training, etc..etc. execute the 'training', and Jeff submits a code review a couple of weeks later. From over 80 issues to around 50. The poop hits the fan again.

Mgr: "What's your problem? When are you going to take your responsibility seriously?"
Me: "Its pretty clear I don't have the problem. All the review items were also verified by other devs. Its not me trying to be an asshole."
Mgr: "Enough with the excuses. If you think you can do a better job *you* make the code changes and submit them for Jeff for review. No More Excuses!"

Couple of days later, I make the changes, submit them for review, and Jeff really couldn't say too much other than "I don't see this as an improvement"

TL;DR, I had been tracking the errors generated by the site due to the bugs prior to my changes. After deployment, # of errors went from thousands per hour to maybe hundreds per day (that's another story) and the site saw significant performance increases, fewer customer complaints, etc..etc.

At a company event, the department VP hands out special recognition awards:

VP: "This award is especially well earned. Not only does this individual exemplify the company's focus on teamwork, he also went above and beyond the call of duty to serve our customers. Jeff, come on up and get this well deserved award."

Worst interview is the one that actually got me where I am today.

Its been 15 years ago, but I remember very well. Since it was a startup back then they didn't really have any job titles yet or what so ever. I applied for the role of network engineer, heck I didn't care I needed a paycheck.

5 minutes into the interview the smalltalk left the room and they started asking me questions, mainly about me as a person. Eventually it was my turn. After my first question I facepalmed so hard.. Do you guys have any SLA or documentation around here? Heard of ITIL? How is your load balancing?

They stared at me as if I was some kind of alien that had just invaded their little safe planet.. it was hilarious.

An hour later they called me to come back in and sign a contract.. from there on I kind of multi tasked my way around the first year.. bit of network support & design, customer support, sending and packaging orders after 5PM.. god we had long but awesome days.. hence, we were just the 5 of us. Nowadays we've got 150 developers out of 1019 total staff currently.. We also improved interview questions and processes ;)

Standard Sunday evening I guess:
I wake up, satisfied that I already did all my tasks for this week and most of the tasks for next week.
5 minutes before I'm heading to bed I get a message from my boss saying he's disappointed that there is this one task I didn't finish yet, because he arranged a meeting with a customer about it tomorrow. Well, you know what you fuck, maybe, just maybe you should begin showing interest for your own company and actually use Jira to assign deadlines so people know wtf to prioritize. I'm so pissed off, I've been working for 4 hours straight this evening now, only to bang my head against the wall and realise I can't finish it since I have to buy a Windows 10 machine to test out some features. Fuck you! Maybe tell me next time you have a meeting about a certain thing. Yes, I could have spent more time throughout the week, and yes, you could learn to fucking communicate and show some care for your own company.
English is not my native language, so I can't really express how furious I am right now. And yes, he's genuinely mad at me.

customer: make it black
me: if i make it black, text will be unreadable, also it doesnt fit with theme
customer: i dont care make it back
me: -makes it-
customer: it didnt fit with theme, revert it back

p2p working with people outside tech industry

Customer care guys are stupid
Me : yeah, OS crashed. It keeps getting into bios setup saying there's no hard drive detected on this system and no recovery file found as well, what do ?
Him : "well sir, your OS has been corrupted and now you have to buy new licensed one, if you can just give me your location I can help you locate out nearest service centre which will help you install a new licensed instantly"
Me : *WHAT THE ACTUAL TRIPLE FUCK* atleast try to understand the problem first.
Him : No need sir, I already come across this problem and now you have to pay, as I was saying *beep*
*I smashed the phone*
After that I fixed it myself
These low level shit licking faggots need to get themselves fucked in the ass by horses and then apply the same conversation when the intercourse begins with the horse.
Also, if I could be placed in the same customer care cell, I would do better.
So wk62 too I guess

Customer: «We want all the users belonging to this organization share the same username and password»
[Editor's note: we are talking about 500 users, more or less half of the total in the system]
Customer, after some minutes: «It's very important for us having the web interface using HTTPS, because we care security a lot».
So, please, go fuck yourself. And die.

You are a consultant and wrote some easy scripts by copying code snippets together?

Good for you!

It makes your job easier?

Good for you!

You didn't care too much about UI because you only needed the job to be done?

That's fine!

BUT DON'T YOU DARE SELL THIS SHIT TO A CUSTOMER AND CALL YOURSELF A SOFTWARE DEVELOPER!

YOU ARE NO DEVELOPER!
YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HOW TO BUILD A RELIABLE SOFTWARE.

no one needs a solid database structure?
Object oriented programming is "just another hype"?
No one cares for the coding?

FUCK YOU, AND YOUR ATTITUDE!

I hate GoDaddy, we all hate GoDaddy. We know this. I had VPS running a single site that was there for 8 years and only hanging on there for a few business reasons. It was to move this past May to another server, then June, then July ... continually waiting for the final phase to pass so I can move it. Backups running nightly to a separate GoDaddy FTP server ... for 8 years. All good for 8 years. Our company gets a new credit card ... I'm away and forget to update it with GoDaddy ... billing fails 3 times and they delete EVERTHING. No care about being a good customer for 8 years (14 total with other servers), no phone call, no nothing. Poof, gone. Now, I know I should have transferred backups locally or, at the very least, somewhere else. I just never expected this type of treatment. FUCK GODADDY!

OK.
1. So i tindered.
2. I got a really nice girl.
3. We chatted really long and good.
4. We tried to meetup it did not work because of our schedule. New
job on my end, she is a student.
5. I thought its over. Fine whatever.
6. She gives me her number.
7. We continue chat on whatsapp
8. Blablabla 3 days long, she gets bored and tries to friendzone me
9. I revert the shit and state i wanna be serious and there wont be a
friendzone/nice guy comin from me.
10. She happy and continues to chat.
11. I get emtionally invested in her.
12. We exchange thoughts dreams and music.
13 We want to meetup at weekend. I cant. Got a family wedding all
weekend.
14. We want to meetup the second week.
I cant. Im off on a company trip. Again new job here.
15. So we say in the week after I get back.
15a. Before the weekend we need to deliver an rc and go all out to hold
the deadline.
15b. We deliver, but shit happens on the customer side. His fault but we
get the blame.
15c I go onto the company trip.
16. We chat and i send her pictures of the trip over the weekend so she
sees I care.
17. She seems fine. And happy.
18. I come back from the trip late night and need to work the next day
jetlag style.
19. I work jetlag style. And try to fix the shit from last week.
20. I come home really tired and looking forward to date day tomorrow.
21. I cant do anything. My home looks like shit and the bag still
unpacked. I just eat and fall asleep.
I feel bad bcs my home will turn her down instantly if we make it to my
place.
Need to hope that it does not come to this.
22. Date day comes. Today.
23. I wake up at 6 early to plan ahead to make sure my clothes are fine
and i arrive on time in the office to exit early.
24. I expect to check what goes on today in the city and give her the
location to meet and time.
25. I enter office and immeadetly get caught up in meeting planning, dev
questions and the meeting itself because the project is on edge.
26. We have a 5hours long meeting where people go on and on and on.
27. 3h later in the meeting:
my brain was fried and around 12 i go to lunch with some people.
28. Meanwhile the city is turning into a rainy mess of a shitty day. No
way I can have a nice walk with her like that. Bars and coffeshops are
just to boring.
29. So i eat to regain some sense and we go back to the office.
Meanwhile I am thinking all kinds of locations and stuff in my head.
30. Havent given her any update since a good morning in the morning.
31. We reenter the meeting. Things continue like before. The project is
on impossible demands and impossible timelines. Still we try to do our
best.
32 3h later on 3pm I tell her i am in a long meeting and working on a
meetingspot.
33. shes not happy.
34. I get a call from a relative
35. i need to go out and take the call. not good for the collegues.
again new job here.
36. family trouble,  money trouble, goverment demands. I promise to
handle that tomorrow. Before work.
37. i get back into the meeting.
38. still super slow and no results.
39. need to focus but start to check for locations on my phone.
40. she asks me where i am
41. I send her my location.
42. she thinks i am saying she should pick me up!
43 i joke and say no definitly not.
44. shes pissed.
45.  I decide for a coffeeshop. after work. and send her the location
46. She says to call it off.
47. I go all in and go romance style. I say ill wait there even if she
does not come to show her how much i care.
U know to avoid the lets do it some other time fuckery and then it never
happens.
47. She goes quiet.
48. 2h later we finish the meeting. Meanwhile QA foudn a bug we need to
fix because why not.
49. I got 30 minutes to find the bug and fix it before I need to go to
uphold my word.
50. I find out what to do, but it might break a lot of other things
without careful test and implementation. Collegues says he takes it.
51 I feel bad but I need to go. I even leave earlier because otherwise I
would not be on time.
52. I arrive 15 minutes early. I grab two coffee2go and wait outside,
53. Shitty weather, sometimes rain, sometimes sunny, cant decide what it
wants.
54. The weather is just like how I feel.
55. I wait 1 1/2h
56. I think I should feel stupid, For gods sake its tinder. People dont
give a crap, Enough people around why should I Invest so much into this?
But I dont feel stupid. Because this is how I want it. I dont want
appointments, I dont want safety. I decided for her and I went all in.
57. I send her pics from the sceneray as proof that I waited,
58. I think I blew it. She is still quiet.
59. Friends are asking me for plans for the weekend. I wish I could say
I already have some with her.
60. I feel lost right now. But my head says I put too much stress on
her, And i fucked up with the planning. I should have been more precise.
My head also says that i am putting myself into the victim role, which
is wrong always. Should I continue to reach out to her? Is there
something I could do still?

3 person help desk shop for 450 users. One of my tasks is procurement.

Customer: we need a portable monitor that takes up less desk space than the one you typically have us buy

Me: at the conference last week we displayed the upgraded model of that portable monitor which takes up half the desk space. It’s $250 instead of the $150 that you normally would pay.

Customer: that ones too expensive, find me something else.

Me: unfortunately not too many companies make portable monitors and since AOC is unreliable in quality we have been recommending Asus, who only makes those two models that I’ve shown you.

Customer: I want the AOC one anyways. You shouldn’t have shown the more expensive one because now my staff want it and I can’t get it. If everyone can’t afford it you shouldn’t have it available.

Me: I understand your frustration, we have recommended that more expensive one as an option for people who have special accommodations for eye care and as an alternative if people dislike the current model. Since it’s not required that you purchase it and since we do have a much less expensive option we will continue to recommend it. As for the AOC one we will allow you to purchase it but will not be supporting or repairing it.

Customer: Can we get this instead? *sends link to $989 pre tax off brand version of Razer Project Valeria*

With the growth of cloud services like AWS and Google Cloud, I feel like the quality of products is going downhill very fast.
Big providers dont care if the customer do stupid things, sends malware, ddos as long as they pay....

!dev at all

Was chilling with my t mobile rep trying to get some issues resolved regarding what Verizon's bitchass was trying to do after i left their shitty company.

While i was there and my dude was working his magic i noticed this smoking chick walking around the store waiting for someone to help her out. So being that everyone was busy and sorta scared of talking to her( i can sense that shit) i told my boy to go and pick her as his customer, to be flirty and cool and shit.

My poor dude was all like "nah man I dunno how to talk to girls...."

I was telling him "bro, you ain't bad looking, just go, introduce yo ass and tell her that you'll take care of her in a min!"

"But i get all anxious and shit"

"Nah man, just talk to her like you did to me when we first met, she is just a customer, i aint telling you to ask her out on a date, just i dunno practice talking to girls! No harm with that! Specially this one b look at them leeeeeeegs!"

Now, why did I care? The reason is that he mentioned to me after seeing my wife (total babe) that he pictures me as a player. Which I was but that is beyond the point. And he said that he had always had trouble talking to girls.

So i told him what to do, said to be calm and confident. Ninja is an alpha salesman, and great with t mobile services, so he has that confidence, told him to exude that shit as if he was talking to a guy.

Homeboy got ballsy, drank 5 gallons of man the fuck up and went and did what I did. Then she went ahead and stand next to us, and i put on the good words for my dude "ah you got the best rep right here! G boy is bomb with everything!!" She was laughing saying that she hopes that he can help her with her phone.

"Don't worry, i got you, its just a small thing and if you want i'll show you what to do for future occasions"

"Oh so you don't want me to come back if it happens?"

"Haha you can come back any time as long as I am the one helping you out"

DAAAAAAAAAAAMN son!!

"Ok, but only if its you"

Daaaaaaaaaamn

Went better than expected. The dude needs more confidence, he aint bad looking at all and don't want him missing out on some of the babes we got walking around town.

Lord knows I had my fun with them.

Well not to blame the technicians

You know. I have mixed feelings on the way people have been reacting to senzory's rant regarding the way he deals with clients. Some people believe that he is unethical, some people see it as just business(me included) but to see what the community says is somewhat interesting.

First, let me be clear on something: i have been fucked over by clients many times for being a nice guy and trying to play it nicely.

Because of this I am selective of who deserves good treatment and who gets to fuck off. But regardless of the client I do the same thing: regardless of who it is, nice or otherwise. If a project will take 1 week to complete then I tell them that it will take 3 to 4 weeks. Why? Well because I have many things on my plate, I am married and have two children, one lives with me and I try to spend as much time with them as I can. I work from 8 to 6, sometimes later and when I get home I sometimes don't do shit since at work I maintain the web services of 2 fucking college campuses.
I don't look for my clients. Through word of mouth they come to me. And being in a privileged position(there are about 5 devs here and they all suck) they can either do with my times and fees or can fuck off over the border where Pedro will do their shit on vbscript and classic ASP(which I like, but you know why this is not an option in 2018)

Apps can be sold for large quantities of money, regardless of what their use case is, if a company wants to outsource their apps to an external developer(such as yours truly) that means that they are willing to play the game. And that is what business is: a game, a survival game.

Where I live, a company will not think twice of firing a single mother for whatever reason. In the U.S of A, and specially in Texas, you can be fired for whatever reason. I have automated people's jobs without knowing it, I have made people lose their jobs and saved companies thousands with my apps. Things like that were not know to me, had I known that someone would have lost their jobs I would have tried differently.

If a company is willing to tell employees(loyal employees) to fuck off, then i do not regret charging what I do and hustling the way I do with rat faced dickheads that care not for people. If I could I would destroy entire companies here. But that is for another story.

I have been used, insulted, gambled with and have been lied to, to my face by these companies. Which has left me jaded.

Oh now, trust me. I am still highly optimistic and nice. And if someone has a small business and I can help them out, then I will lower my rate and give positive vibes in the hopes of making things better through karma. I want to see the best in people. But this does not stop me from being a shark and giving quotes the way I do.

Because companies, as an overall entity are not people with the best intentions(sometimes) and they will not take your kindness, they will take advantage if possible in an effort to save money. Its just dickhead business.

So why, as a professional and privileged developer that obtained his skills through intense study and practice, a wizard by all means, should lower to these nameless, Faceless entities?
Why should i give them the fairness they do not give others? Why should I play the high morale game and come out as a loser?

At the end of the day, I get to swim in my own pool of success, knowing that they did not get the chance to fuck me over

So if you tell me that you took advantage of your hard earned skillset, and built a cross platform app(which compiles to native binaries) and sold 2 products for one, I will tell you that you are an excellent player at their game. If you tell me that you finished before and got to charge for 2 weeks of work doing just 2 days I will say that you are an excellent time manager. And if you tell me that at the end of the day you managed to keep said customer I will tell you that you are a true professional.

There is a difference lads, in selling a product to big momma jamma's cajun restaurant, to the largest logistics company around.

Be nice to those that desserve it.

I think I want to quit my first applicantion developer job 6 months in because of just how bad the code and deployment and.. Just everything, is.

I'm a C#/.net developer. Currently I'm working on some asp.net and sql stuff for this company.

We have no code standards. Our project manager is somewhere between useless and determinental. Our clients are unreasonable (its the government, so im a bit stifled on what I can say.) and expect absurd things from us. We have 0 automated tests and before I arrived all our infrastructure wasn't correct to our documentation... And we barely had any documentation to begin with.

The code is another horror story. It's out sourced C# asp.net, js and SQL code.. And to very bad programmers in India, no offense to the good ones, I know you exist. Its all spagheti. And half of it isn't spelled correctly.

We have a single, massive constant class that probably has over 2000 constants, I don't care to count. Our SQL projects are a mess with tons of quick fix scripts to run pre and post publishing. Our folder structure makes no sense (We have root/js and root/js1 to make you cringe.) our javascript is majoritly on the asp.net pages themselves inline, so we don't even have minification most of the time.

It's... God awful. The result of a billion and one quick fixes that nobody documented. The configuration alone has to have the same value put multiple times. And now our senior developer is getting the outsourced department to work on moving every SINGLE NORMAL STRING INTO THE DATABASE. That's right. Rather then putting them into some local resource file or anything sane, our website will now be drawing every single standard string from the database. Our SENIOR DEVELOPER thinks this is a good idea. I don't need to go into detail about how slow this is. Want to do it on boot? Fine. But they do it every time the page loads. It's absurd.

Our sql database design is an absolute atrocity. You have to join several tables together just to get anything done. Half of our SP's are failing all the time because nobody really understands the design. Its gloriously awful its like.. The epitome of failed database designs.

But rather then taking a step back and dealing with all the issues, we keep adding new features and other ones get left in the dust. Hell, we don't even have complete browser support yet. There were things on the website that were still running SILVERLIGHT. In 2019. I don't even know how to feel about it.

I brought up our insane technical debt to our PM who told me that we don't have time to worry about things like technical debt. They also wouldn't spend the time to teach me anything, saying they would rather outsource everything then take the time to teach me. So i did. I learned a huge chunk of it myself.

But calling this a developer job was a sick, twisted joke. All our lives revolve around bugnet. Our work is our BN's. So every issue the client emails about becomes BN's. I haven't developed anything. All I've done is clean up others mess.

Except for the one time they did have me develop something. And I did it right and took my time. And then they told me it took too long, forced me to release before it was ready, even though I had never worked on what I was doing before. And it worked. I did it.

They then told me it likely wouldn't even be used anyway. I wasn't very happy at all.

I then discovered quickly the horrors of wanting to make changes on production. In order to make changes to it, we have to... Get this

Write a huge document explaining why. Not to our management. To the customer. The customer wants us to 'request' to fix our application.

I feel like I am literally against a wall. A huge massive wall. I can't get constent from my PM to fix the shitty code they have as a result of outsourcing. I can't make changes without the customer asking why I would work on something that doesn't add something new for them. And I can't ask for any sort of help, and half of the people I have to ask help from don't even speak english very well so it makes it double hard to understand anything.

But what can I do? If I leave my job it leaves a lasting stain on my record that I am unsure if I can shake off.

... Well, thats my tl;dr rant. Im a junior, so maybe idk what the hell im talking about.

My worst experience was at my job where they told me I have to move to a permanent position from 3 years of contracting without a specific offer.
Why is that bad? In my country it means approximatly 40% lower wage.
I came into the job with PHP knowledge when they were looking for Perl on a project one year behind schedule. I learned the language and finished working demo in 6 weeks.
After that, every project that was ever assigned to me was done within 5-15% of the allocated time. I'm not kidding here. My manager loved be, because I was reliable, fast and I even 'accidentaly' solved other problems, like for instance I developed simple syslog search tool and benchmarked zip algos for reading speed, and the fastest had 70% better compression than the algo used before (gzip into plzip on 1-2gb files). That solved anothet problem - syslog servers did not have enough disk space and they didn't have money to upgrade the server.
The number of projects I touched or developed was over 20.
I also lead and developed our team's most successful tool, that every customer was throwing money to buy, while cutting down costs everywhere.
And after three years of that, my manager says that there are no more money for contractors. And the only possibility is going for employment. Without any specific offer! Just 'we cant do this anymore'.
Which I understand, that can happen in corporation, but ffs after all I've done, I expected warmer attitude. Not like 'you may have to leave, since we do not really care'.
I liked the people there, even though the corporation environment was lacking in many respects, but I wanted to help our local branch with everything I could and they gave up on me like that.
So I started looking elsewhere and I found a startup which offered 6 times the money I had in my previous job and promises to relocate me to USA. Which is the best thing that has happened to me that year and second best in my whole life!

Devrant and pickpockets

A week ago on Tuesday was heading to meet my client for a demo presentation.Once in town and few metres from our meeting point thought of checking some few rants only for my device to be snatched from my hands and the pick pocket sublimes away.
I composed myself and went to the agreed meeting point only not to meet my client and they was no way I would reach out to him.After making few rounds waiting for him finally gave up and headed for home.
Fast forward I made a resolution not to get a new device till a week ends and had to roll back to a simple device till today.
With today being the D-day I did head to my carrier to get a new device and once the phone was being set up the customer care agent asks which app do you need set up.With no hesitation I gladly say DevRant and she got no idea what's that then after some explaining she says all give it a try with a smile.
I later leave the store a happy man with DevRant being the first app on my device as I ran stock android.

Glad to be back family.

Worst exp. on a collab/group project?

Had a few, here is one.

Worked with a dev team (of two devs) in Norway to begin collaboration on providing a portal into our system (placing orders, retrieving customer info, inventory control, etc)

They spoke very good English, but motivation was the problem. Start the day around 10:00AM...take a two hour lunch...ended the day at, if I was lucky, 4:00PM (relative to Norway time). Response time to questions took days, sometimes weeks. We used Skype, which helped, but everything was "Yea...I'll do that tomorrow...waiting on X....I have a wedding to go to, so I'll finish my part next week."

I didn't care so much, I had other projects to do, but the stakeholders pounded me almost everyday demanding a progress report (why aren't you done yet...etc..etc.)
The badgering got so bad I told the project owner (a VP) if he wanted this project done by the end of the year, the company would have to fly me to Norway so I personally push things along.
When real money was on the line, he decided patience was warranted.

A 3 month project turned into 9, and during a phone meeting with the CEO in December
O: "Thanks guys, this project is going great. We'll talk again in February. Bye."
PM: "Whoa...what! February!"
<sounding puzzled>
O: "Um..yes? It's Christmas time. Don't you Americans take off for Christmas?"
PM: "Yes, but not until Christmas. Its only December 12th. Your taking the whole month of December and January for Christmas?"
O:"Yes, of course. You Americans work too hard. You should come over here and see how we celebrate. Takes about a month so we can ease back into the flow of things."
<Jack is the VP>
PM: "Jack wanted this project completed by the end of the year, that is what everyone agreed to."
O:"Yes, I suppose, but my plane is waiting on me. Not to worry, everything will be fine."
<ceo hangs up>
PM: "Oh shit..oh shit..oh shit. What are you going to do!?"
Me: "Me!?..not a darn thing. Better go talk with Jeff."
<Jeff is the VP>
J: "This is unacceptable. You promised this project would only take a few months. I told you there would be consequences for not meeting the deadline."
PM:"But..but...its not our fault."
J: "I don't care about fault. I care about responsibility. I've never had to fire anyone for not meeting a deadline, but .."
Me: "Jeff, they are in Norway and no one is working this project for the next two months. You've known for months about them dragging their asses on this project. We're ready to go. Services have been tested and deployed. Accounting has all the payment routing ready. Only piece missing is theirs."
J: "Oh. OK. Great job guys. I guess we'll delay this project until February."
<leave the office>
PM: "Holy shit I'm glad you were there. I thought I was fired."
Me: "Yea, and that prick would have done it not giving a crap that it's Christmas."
<fast forward to Feb>
O: "Our service provider fell through, so I'm hosting with another company. You guys know PHP? Perl? I don't know what they called it, but it sounded so cool I bought the company."
PM: "You bought what? Are we still working with Z and B?"
O:"Yea, sort of. How's your German? New guy only speaks German."
PM: "Um, uh... no one here speaks German"
O:"Not to worry, I speak German, French, and Italian. I'll be your translator."
PM: "What? French and Italian?"
O: "On my trip to France I connected with a importer who then got me in touch with international shipper in Italy. I flew over there and met a couple really smart guys than can help us out. My new guy only speaks German, J only speaks French, and R speaks Italian, Russian, and a little English. Not to worry, I'm full time on this project. You have my full attention."

We believe the CEO has/had some serious mental issues, including some ADD. He bailed within the first month (took another vacation to Sweden to do some fishing) and left me using Google Translate to coordinate the project. Luckily, by the end, the Norwegian company hired a contractor from England who spoke German and hobbled together the final integration.

OMFG I don't even know where to start..
Probably should start with last week (as this is the first time I had to deal with this problem directly)..

Also please note that all packages, procedure/function names, tables etc have fictional names, so every similarity between this story and reality is just a coincidence!!

Here it goes..

Lat week we implemented a new feature for the customer on production, everything was working fine.. After a day or two, the customer notices the audit logs are not complete aka missing user_id or have the wrong user_id inserted.
Hm.. ok.. I check logs (disk + database).. WTF, parameters are being sent in as they should, meaning they are there, so no idea what is with the missing ids.

OK, logs look fine, but I notice user_id have some weird values (I already memorized most frequent users and their ids). So I go check what is happening in the code, as the procedures/functions are called ok.

Wow, boy was I surprised.. many many times..
In the code, we actually check for user in this apps db or in case of using SSO (which we were) in the main db schema..
The user gets returned & logged ok, but that is it. Used only for authentication. When sending stuff to the db to log, old user Id is used, meaning that ofc userid was missing or wrong.

Anyhow, I fix that crap, take care of some other audit logs, so that proper user id was sent in. Test locally, cool. Works. Update customer's test servers. Works. Cool..

I still notice something off.. even though I fixed the audit_dbtable_2, audit_dbtable_1 still doesn't show proper user ids.. This was last week. I left it as is, as I had more urgent tasks waiting for me..

Anyhow, now it came the time for this fuckup to be fixed. Ok, I think to myself I can do this with a bit more hacking, but it leaves the original database and all other apps as is, so they won't break.
I crate another pck for api alone copy the calls, add user_id as param and from that on, I call other standard functions like usual, just leave out the user_id I am now explicitly sending with every call.
Ok this might work.

I prepare package, add user_id param to the calls.. great, time to test this code and my knowledge..

I made changes for api to incude the current user id (+ log it in the disk logs + audit_dbtable_1), test it, and check db..
Disk logs fine, debugging fine (user_id has proper value) but audit_dbtable_1 still userid = 0.

WTF?! I go check the code, where I forgot to include user id.. noup, it's all there. OK, I go check the logging, maybe I fucked up some parameters on db level. Nope, user is there in the friggin description ON THE SAME FUCKING TABLE!!
Just not in the column user_id...

WTF..Ok, cig break to let me think..

I come back and check the original auditing procedure on the db.. It is usually used/called with null as the user id. OK, I have replaced those with actual user ids I sent in the procedures/functions. Recheck every call!! TWICE!! Great.. no fuckups. Let's test it again!
OFC nothing changes, value in the db is still 0. WTF?! HOW!?

So I open the auditing pck, to look the insides of that bloody procedure.. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Instead of logging the p_user_sth_sth that is sent to that procedure, it just inserts the variable declared in the main package..
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! Did the 'new guy' made changes to this because he couldn't figure out what is wrong?! Nope, not him. I asked the CEO if he knows anything.. Noup.. I checked all customers dbs (different customers).. ALL HAD THIS HARDOCED IN!!! FORM THE FREAKING YEAR 2016!!! O.o

Unfuckin believable.. How did this ever work?!

Looks like at the begining, someone tried to implement this, but gave up mid implementation.. Decided it is enough to log current user id into BLABLA variable on some pck..
Which might have been ok 10+ years ago, but not today, not when you use connection pooling.. FFS!!

So yeah, I found easter eggs from years ago.. Almost went crazy when trying to figure out where I fucked this up. It was such a plan, simple, straight-forward solution to auditing..

If only the original procedure was working as it should.. bloddy hell!!

Programmer: We really have to refactor the codebase!

Director: That's not important. Do you think our customer would care what it looks like under the hood if we are selling cars?

One year after...

VP: We need to build a new platform for flexibility!

Director: Let's rewrite!

What.. the actual... fuuuuuck?!

Browsing through changes on TFS (yeah, yeah boo me for using TFS instead of git if you like, I don't care, most people use/prefer TFS here, so I conform 'to the standards'..)

Anyhow, going through changes, looking for the one where some comment appeared..

'a wild comment appeared'.. tadaaah!

Checked the rest of changes.. Hm.. Someone did a validity check.. that returns the 'false' if not passed.
// OK, great! They are finally testing their shit and fixing stuff..
But apparently then they decided it is OK to do all the shit anyways.. so WTF?!
Why even bother validating it?! Oh yeah, forgot... cuz in case it returned false YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO LET SOME STUFF HAPPEN!! But they weren't assigned with that exact task I guess..

TO DO:
- do the validation algo // fml, not going into how fucked up that was written..but it was horrible!
- do validity check where appropriate/needed
- test validity check and that it doesn't break functionality

+ check if the validation actually logically works?! nope, not on my to do list, not my job..

All done, better not actually do something that requires you to think.. :\

How the fuck that happened?! How can one person be assigned to check if something is stupid/wrong?! and when checking (&confirming) still lets the customer do that shit anyways?! What's the point?! O.O

So I started getting email notifications telling me about transactions made using my credit card. But I DON'T have a credit card in the first place.

Instead of trying to call customer care and pressing an endless array of buttons, I drive to the bank. I tell them the situation and they check every database they have but they couldn't find any trace of a card connected to my account. Turns out their database somehow had cross-links in their database.
How does the one of the biggest banks in the country possibly have such an issue. Worst part is that it's been a day and they still haven't fixed it -_-

Once upon a time, one or two jobs ago, a really awesome engineer specced out a distributed search application in response to a business need. This company was managed pretty oldschool and required a ton of paperwork and approvals.

The engineer spent many weeks running tests and optimizing the hell out of this app cluster. It flew, and he had the data to prove it could handle production workloads (think hundreds of terabytes of data being processed every single day)

Part of the way he achieved this was having RAID0 on all of the servers to maximize I/O throughput. He didn't care much about data loss, since the application itself was fault tolerant on a much more granular level.

Management, hearing about this, absolutely flipped their shit and demanded RAID6 instead. This despite the conclusive data that the engineer had that proved RAID6 couldn't keep up.

He more or less got told to STFU.

Even this despite the fact that a RAID restripe would actually take many times longer than rebuilding the failed node from scratch (a process that took about 30 minutes by hand, and could probably be automated to be done in less than five), causing a longer exposure to actual data loss throughout the length of the days-long array rebuild time.

The ill-thought-out requirement added about 50% to the cost of the project (*many* more hard drives now required), beyond the original budget, and the subsequent bureaucratic wrangling resulted in a late product launch.

6 months or so later, after real customers were using this product, the app was buckling under around half of its expected workload. A friend of the engineer suggested to management to try RAID0. Sure enough, that resolved the I/O bottleneck.

This rage-inducing story has a happy ending, though! Said engineer left the company not long after this incident, citing it as a reason for his departure. He was immediately hired by another company, making integer multiples of his prior salary.

The product the company botched the launch of by ignoring his spec? It died a few months later. Maybe the poor customer experience was to blame? Maybe the late launch? Maybe it was another reason entirely.

Either way, millions of dollars of hardware now sat fallow. This was a black eye on the company all the way up to the C-level.

tl;dr: Listen to your engineers. You hired them for their expertise.

I’m about to quit this job, this customer don’t care about the people, they just want quick results and people available 24/7, this is taking my mental health, I think I’ll become a farmer instead.

I found a vulnerability in a famous financial institute site. So I asked their customer care over email, how can I report it?

They said: "remove your cookies" 🤦

Management Double standards...
At a previous employer, the manager had me doing some QA testing for a updated version of some customer facing UIs. I spent 3 days constantly testing, except for my lunch break.
Every bug that I found I sent to a Sr dev.
Now this Sr dev was a coding savant. I mean awesome coder, but he had the personality of a rat and snake combined. If he wasn't coding he was brown-nosing the manager, talking about how he was doing all the work, or trying to rat on us other devs.
Anyway this dev has spent the 3 days of bug fixing alternating between watching videos and fixing bugs. Don't know what the videos were, don't realy care. I do know that he did not like to be disturbed while watching them...
On the third day, on my lunch break, I decided to watch two fifiteen minute videos on VSTS feeds and linking node packages.
As soon as I started Sr dev came over and asked me if I was focused on the teams priorities. I told him that it was my lunch break and since this was related to an upcoming sprint I thought it was worth it.
This S.O.B. goes full out hissy fit. He was flat out throwing a tantrum like my small daughter would. He made such a noise that my manager walked over and asked what was going on.
This shitbag Sr dev smirked at me and asked to speak to the manager in his office. When the manager called me over I knew what was up. I was lectured on not focusing on the teams priorities. I tried to explain that the videos were relevant to an upcoming sprint but was shot down. When I brought up the fact that the Sr dev was watching videos, the manager told me flat out that he didn't care. I was mad and told the manager that this was bullshit. All the manager cared about was keeping the Sr dev happy. I was told to "treat <shithead sr dev> with respect or else".
It was at that time I decided to look for another job. Less than a month later I left, for a much better paying job with awesome benefits. Sr dev acted like he was hurt I was leaving. Manager couldn't have cared less.
When some others on the team heard what he did, they started looking for work elsewhere too.
A month after I left another Sr dev on the same project left. At the same time a BA and QA tester demanded to be put on another team or else they would leave.
Manager started out with a team of 6 was left with only two people.
When the last one left, manager had the nerve to ask me why I didn't let him know anyone was unhappy. I told him if he cared so little for me, why would I think he care about them.
Ultimately, leaving was one of the best things I could have done.

One job I picked up was for an IoT Start Up. It was quite interesting work, reporting to the technical director, who was an electronics engineer, who was designing the hardware himself, they had a couple of firmware guys already, and just needed someone to take care of the software.
So they said they needed something in Azure that they could stream their data to and provide analytics for their clients. It had to be Azure, and it had to be Azure Native, and was to be Multi-client, as they had a deal with Microsoft to showcase how well Azure works in the IoT space at an exhibition/conference in 3 months time.
So I worked flat out for 3 months, on a whole variety of technology, from C++ to get the radio packets from their IoT chip, Python to run on the hub to take the data from the C++ and stream it to the cloud, Azure IoT Hubs in every continent to receive the data and store it an a Cosmos DB, and then Power BI analytics wrapped up in an Angular front end that the clients could log into.
Got it finished 2 days before the show, and they were so pleased I got flown business class to Singapore to be on the stand and talk to customers.
The first sign of trouble was when we arrived at the show to find we just had one of those little circular tables with two stools in the middle of the floor, about two feet across and no power.
No problem, I was able to sort that, swapping laptops in and out.
Microsoft were really happy with what we had, and couldn't believe I had thrown it all together in 3 months.
We picked up a potential customer for the system, a major Asian Telecoms company.
Then when we got home, the CEO swooped in. I had never met this guy before. Imagine one of the VC guys from Silicon Valley, or the CEO from the IT Crowd. You get the picture. Could talk the hind leg of a donkey, and real street smart, but no brains. He insisted on "taking it from here" and flew alone to strike the deal with the customer. Came back with an MOU in his pocket and said to me, their guys will be in touch with you.
Then I got a call. Can you send us the source code and tell us how what servers we have to run this on?
Um, its cloud native.
No, we can't use a cloud it has to be on our servers - your CEO told us that was no problem..
He hadn't even taken the trouble to find out what it was we had built, and what he was selling.

I fucking hate stupid accountants!

Yesterday we went to a customer to talk to the accountants because we want to remove one of their unused PC's in the office.

First, just the way they think (and talk if) they are the most important and it's absolutely critical everything works 100%. I see they are important but not 100 times more important than everybody else!

They called us their EDP-guys (EDV in German, that's the translation I found). That insulted me a bit. I'm rather called IT-guy, I don't know anything about the fucking EDP systems nor want I to. I'm there to make sure the hardware works. But whatever, fine, call me what you want.

Then they straight up threatened us, because their work is so important, they can't afford to have downtime in their systems. They don't really care, but the bosses of us both do and if we fuck up they (the bosses) will hold us responsible. There is a fucking update for your piece of shit software (datev)! I don't do the update, I'm just responsible that the update can be deployed on the hardware. I'm not responsible if this update fucks your system and frankly I don't care!

I could tell them all of this but they won't listen. They always talk in this patronising arrogant voice, because they are so important and we better don't fuck up the update.

I'm there to help. I don't want downtime for your systems. I want you to work with our systems the best you can.
But fuck you, I hope the server burns down!

"I don't care if it's world class in the back end! It has to look pretty. The back end can be hanging by a thread for all I care, front end is what the customer buys!", The Almighty Project Manager

Yeah...thanks...that's why loading a table is taking 3 minutes and 'v2' in an entire Refactoring of the back end. When deadline comes, read quote above to get a glimpse at the future.

I wish I can fucking clone myself.

We have been providing digital marketing services for like 5 years without having a proper QA team. Well because we cannot afford to hire one. Technically I am supposed to check and control the quality of our operation team. But I have been juggling so many balls and couldn't do that properly.

So this year we decided that we have to seriously take care of that. But we are providing all kinds of services and creating a QA team for all those services is gonna be costly. We wanna solve it, but also doesn't wanna hang ourselves with another rope. So we have decided to just found a QA team with leaders from various departments mainly Sales and Customer Services. They are the ones who have talked with clients. So they should be able to judge the quality of the services our operation made.

It is a fucking nightmare. It is like we have doubled the amount of clients. And that extra half of those newly popped up clients are sitting in our office.

So accurate... and if I try to call the customer care the recorded voice says the same exact thing: “minus....”

Most painful code error you've made?

More than I probably care to count.

One in particular where I was asked to integrate our code and converted the wrong value..ex

The correct code was supposed to be ...

var serviceBusMessage = new Message() {ID = dto.InvoiceId ...}

but I wrote ..

var serviceBusMessage = new Message() {ID = dto.OrderId ...}

At the time of the message bus event, the dto.OrderId is zero (it's set after a successful credit card transaction in another process)

Because of a 'true up' job that occurs at EOD, the issue went unnoticed for weeks. One day the credit card system went down and thousands of invoices needed to be re-processed, but seemed to be 'stuck', and 'John' was tasked to investigate, found the issue, and traced back to the code changes.

John: "There is a bug in the event bus, looks like you used the wrong key and all the keys are zero."
Me: "Oh crap, I made that change weeks ago. No one noticed?"
John: "Nah, its not a big deal. The true-up job cleans up anything we missed and in the rare event the credit card system goes down, like now. No worries, I can fix the data and the code."
<about an hour later I'm called into a meeting>
Mgr1: "We're following up on the credit card outage earlier. You made the code changes that prevented the cards from reprocessing?"
Me: "Yes, it was my screw up."
Mgr1: "Why wasn't there a code review? It should have caught this mistake."
Mgr2: "All code that is deployed is reviewed. 'Tom' performed the review."
Mgr1: "Tom, why didn't you catch that mistake."
Tom: "I don't know, that code is over 5 years old written by someone else. I assumed it was correct."
Mgr1: "Aren't there unit tests? Integration tests?"
Tom: "Oh yea, and passed them all. In the scenario, the original developers probably never thought the wrong ID would be passed."
Mgr1: "What are you going to do so this never happens again?"
Tom: "Its an easy addition to the tests. Should only take 5 minutes."
Mgr1: "No, what are *you* going to do so this never happens again?"
Me: "It was my mistake, I need to do a better job in paying attention. I knew what value was supposed to passed, but I screwed up."
Mgr2: "No harm no foul. We didn't lose any money and no customer was negativity affected. Credit card system may go down once, or twice a year? Nothing to lose sleep over. Thanks guys."

A week later Mgr1 fires Tom.

I feel/felt like a total d-bag.

Talking to 'John' later about it, turns out Tom's attention to detail and 'passion' was lacking in other areas. Understandable since he has 2 kids + one with special-needs, and in the middle of a divorce, taking most/all of his vacation+sick time (which 'Mgr1' dislikes people taking more than a few days off, that's another story) and 'Mgr1' didn't like Tom's lack of work ethic (felt he needed to leave his problems at home). The outage and the 'lack of due diligence' was the last straw.

I just got the book "The C Programming Language, 2nd Edition" from Amazon.

I've had my wars with Amazon in the past for not protecting packages properly, and now it happened again. For the third time in 6 months.

The cover of the book is damaged, pages are bend a bit and it looks like someone took a key and tried to draw something on the front cover.

I contacted customer support to get a replacement, which was no problem, but still fucking annoying that I have to spend time on this shit.
Anyway, what pisses me off is the amount of work I have to do in order to send this shit back to them. Holy fuck!

First of all, I haven't met a single competent employee at a "post office" here in Denmark, as all of the offices are now a part of a either hyper markets or grocery stores. This means, that it's the stores employees handling this.

In this process from Amazon I have to actually clear it for customs with a form they need to take care of.
I have to print 4 labels, 2 which I need to sign and 2 I need to do something else with...

But I'm so freaking scared that they'll fuck this up and I'll get billed for 2 books. It wouldn't fucking surprise me, considering how fucking shit our postal service is in Denmark and how I've been screwed over by Amazon in the past

Something I have learnt in the past month:

Never settle for a low salary no matter how good a company sounds (unless it's a really prestige company) if they don't realise your worth and don't care about their employees. Salary is important. You are important. And customers are important. Any company that just values money, income, profit and growth over their customer and employee experience is a huge red flag. If your work life is so stressful that it doesn't let you have a good work/life balance then avoid it. What comes above being a developer is being healthy and I think alot of people don't realise this. It may sound good to work as an engineer for a big platform but if they only value themselves you are just a cheap slave, move on and do something respectable and enjoyable.

Just my life lesson in applying for grad jobs.

Have you ever had the moment when you were left speechless because a software system was so fucked up and you just sat there and didn't know how to grasp it? I've seen some pretty bad code, products and services but yesterday I got to the next level.

A little background: I live in Europe and we have GDPR so we are required by law to protect our customer data. We need quite a bit to fulfill our services and it is stored in our ERP system which is developed by another company.

My job is to develop services that interact with that system and they provided me with a REST service to achieve that. Since I know how sensitive that data is, I took extra good care of how I processed the data, stored secrets and so on.

Yesterday, when I was developing a new feature, my first WTF moment happened: I was able to see the passwords of every user - in CLEAR TEXT!!

I sat there and was just shocked: We trust you with our most valuable data and you can't even hash our fuckn passwords?

But that was not the end: After I grabbed a coffee and digested what I just saw, I continued to think: OK, I'm logged in with my user and I have pretty massive rights to the system. Since I now knew all the passwords of my colleagues, I could just try it with a different account and see if that works out too.

I found a nice user "test" (guess the password), logged on to the service and tried the same query again. With the same result. You can guess how mad I was - I immediately changed my password to a pretty hard.

And it didn't even end there because obviously user "test" also had full write access to the system and was probably very happy when I made him admin before deleting him on his own credentials.

It never happened to me - I just sat there and didn't know if I should laugh or cry, I even had a small existential crisis because why the fuck do I put any effort in it when the people who are supposed to put a lot of effort in it don't give a shit?

It took them half a day to fix the security issues but now I have 0 trust in the company and the people working for it.
So why - if it only takes you half a day to do the job you are supposed (and requires by law) to do - would you just not do it? Because I was already mildly annoyed of your 2+ months delay at the initial setup (and had to break my own promises to my boss)?

By sharing this story, I want to encourage everyone to have a little thought on the consequences that bad software can have on your company, your customers and your fellow devs who have to use your services.
I'm not a security guy but I guess every developer should have a basic understanding of security, especially in a GDPR area.

Sony.

I don’t *hate* them, but I had really high hopes for Xperia smartphones back then, five years ago.

So I saved up and bought one. That’s what I got:
1. It was getting slower and slower
2. Micro usb broke just months after I got the smartphone
3. Sticky fragile screen with absolutely no oleophobic coating
4. NO UPDATES TO KITKAT AND LOLLIPOP! They just left us behind!

5. The main reason.

I catch moments with my camera. For me, camera is a vital feature, the most significant factor.

I once needed it really urgent and it just said “Camera is unavailable”. And that’s all. Camera is gone forever, broken. Factory reset haven’t fixed it.

You, alongside with Meizu, turned me away from android irreversibly and forever. When I heard about no update, I literally felt abused. Just like a girl whom random fuckboy made a proposal to, fucked and then left just months later.

With that level of customer support, basic respect to me as a user and buyer and that level of quality control, fuck you and your sloppy bricks you call smartphones. Maybe things are changing now, but I don’t care anymore and hardly ever will.

P.S. it heats up as hell, fucking pocket stove

i hate linux like a lot , how do you guys use it

like you guys dont want an advertising ID, how the fuck will advertisers know who you are and what you like?

open source , give me a break, you mean your os devs are soo untrustworthy that you just have to see what they wrote in the code, who does that?

free come on, how poor are you linux people, i mean, quality stuff gets paid for, free stuff just means it's trash

and the linux devs , the aint like real coders they are just hobbysts, making your os in their free time

and who wants to install their own software anyway, on other platforms the company curates restricted software that you can use, and i know you'll say its oppressive but its just customer protection.

and i do want my platform to track everything i do, it only helps them build better stuff for me.

and whenever they decide to outdate my hardware and kill support for it, it only means they care and want me to get the latest tech, how considerate.

wait , i hear you say, there are no bugs in linux, my vendor makes sure my os comes with the latest antivirus software, nothing can break my system.

and just because linux runs on servers and most super computers only shows that common users like you and me are ignored, at least my vendor is not a sellout, and still makes stuff for the masses.

you say freedom i say safety i can sleep safe and sound for am protected nutured under one echosystem of software that i can not leave.

*Not a rant, but a very long vent*
I'm 20 and facing the worst dilemma I ever experienced.
Been working at a company for more than half a year, got the job thru a friend and started as an intern to take care of customer problems, crap they do to PC's, printers that wouldn't work, answer emails and phone calls about our point-of-sale software.
Soon everything started to change, on one day my boss asked my what I knew about coding, all I could answer was about some really basic stuff that I learnt on a previous semester at college, just some very basic coding stuff we got for C, how for loops works, conditions, that kind of thing. Soon I was being asked to code a client management software for our company, I was starting to grasp a little of this wonderful world, soon I could write some more complex code in C#, even did a program that in 30 seconds did a 3 day's worth of work, and then I got assigned to develop a mobile POS application, earned a raise, and man, is this wonderful.
I feel that I really found my place in life, found something that makes me jump out of bed every morning.
But here comes the dilemma part: I'm enrolled in a mechanical engineering school for two years now, and it's my second place already (been enrolled at a agronomy school before that) and I'm starting to feel out of place, in all the classes I'm taking, I cant help but feel that this isn't for me, I don't see myself doing that for a future, but I don't know if jumping to another boat would make it any better or just worse, I don't know how good are my odds at a tech oriented course are, I don't really know what to do with the rest of my life.
Guess I'm just afraid of doing something stupid and regret it later, don't know if I should listen to the voice that shouts to me to do whatever I want to with my life or the one that assures me of a stable path... Don't know if anyone will read this much, but if so, thanks a lot, just wanted to put it out of my shoulders and maybe get to know anyone that has been here. I'm new here, but I feel already at home. ☺

So I got this new job as Java developer, the people are really great but is the kind of companies that only takes care for fast results and not for code quality.

Because this I have to deal with libraries updated 4 years ago, classes with 8000 lines, methods with 500 lines, a WHOLE lot of work arounds because there is no time to really fix the issue unless it affects directly the customer (something not working or being really slow) aaand we use fucking svn.

Some of this practice's they know and encourage it (+1000 lines classes for example) and every time I try to talk about good practices in the code everyone seems so interested but there is always no time.

Sooo I will stay here for at least two years, I hope I can make a change for good in their code smells.

It all started with an undelivereable e-mail.

New manager (soon-to-be boss) walks into admin guy's office and complains about an e-mail he sent to a customer being rejected by the recipient's mail server. I can hear parts of the conversation from my office across the floor.

Recipient uses the spamcop.net blacklist and our mail was rejected since it came from an IP address known to be sending mails to their spamtrap.

Admin guy wants to verify the claim by trying to find out our static public IPv4 address, to compare it to the blacklisted one from the notification.
For half an hour boss and him are trying to find the correct login credentials for the telco's customer-self-care web interface.
Eventually they call telco's support to get new credentials, it turned out during the VoIP migration about six months ago we got new credentials that were apparently not noted anywhere.

Eventually admin guy can log in, and wonders why he can't see any static IP address listed there, calls support again. Turns out we were not even using a static IP address anymore since the VoIP change. Now it's not like we would be hosting any services that need to be publicly accessible, nor would all users send their e-mail via a local server (at least my machine is already configured to talk directly to the telco's smtp, but this was supposedly different in the good ol' days, so I'm not sure whether it still applies to some users).

In any case, the e-mail issue seems completely forgotten by now: Admin guy wants his static ip address back, negotiates with telco support.
The change will require new PPPoE credentials for the VDSL line, he apparently received them over the phone(?) and should update them in the CPE after they had disabled the login for the dynamic address. Obviously something went wrong, admin guy meanwhile having to use his private phone to call support, claims the credentials would be reverted immediately when he changed them in the CPE Web UI.

Now I'm not exactly sure why, there's two scenarios I could imagine:
- Maybe telco would use TR-069/CWMP to remotely provision the credentials which are not updated in their system, thus overwriting CPE to the old ones and don't allow for manual changes, or
- Maybe just a browser issue. The CPE's login page is not even rendered correctly in my browser, but then again I'm the only one at the company using Firefox Private Mode with Ghostery, so it can't be reproduced on another machine. At least viewing the login/status page works with IE11 though, no idea how badly-written the config stuff itself might be.

Many hours pass, I enjoy not being annoyed by incoming phone calls for the rest of the day. Boss is slightly less happy, no internet and no incoming calls.

Next morning, windows would ask me to classify this new network as public/work/private - apparently someone tried factory-resetting the CPE. Or did they even get a replacement!? Still no internet though.
Hours later, everything finally back to normal, no idea what exactly happened - but we have our old static IPv4 address back, still wondering what we need it for.

Oh, and the blacklisted IP address was just the telco's mail server, of course. They end up on the spamcop list every once in a while.

tl;dr: if you're running a business in Germany that needs e-mail, just don't send it via the big magenta monopoly - you would end up sharing the same mail servers with tons of small businesses that might not employ the most qualified people for securing their stuff, so they will naturally be pwned and abused for spam every once in a while, having your mailservers blacklisted.

I'm waiting for the day when the next e-mail will be blocked and manager / boss eventually wonder how the 24-hours-outage did not even fix aynything in the end...

Alrighty, saturday morning rant time!

I just recieved a mail from one of my not-so-much-loved colleagues.

Now Background first: I work in IT-Support. We provide services for other companies. One of those services is monitoring servers and clients for various things. I recently took over the project (was assigned to do it) and restructured everything, wrote new scripts to test more stuff, successfully tested it internally and rolled it out over the last 2 weeks.

Now one of these scripts hooks into the Windows Update API and looks at the update history. It filters for known Windows Update Agent strings (UpdateOrchestrator, AutomaticUpdates and AutomaticUpdatesWuApp in case you also want to do something like this) and then looks for installation errors over the last 24 hours and wherever there have even been any successful updates over the last one and a half months.

Back to that mail.

My colleague sent me this lovely mail about a ticket i opened about his customers servers beeing all out-of-date on updates.

"This is all wrong, everything's fine. I disabled the checks."

...

It's on bitch.

So i logged on to my work PC via TeamViewer, opened my script, connected to the customer and was ready to debug the shit out of my script, knowing i probably won't even need to.

I looked at the update history via Windows Update itself and behold: 1st April. That's almost 50 days in the past.

So the script works, go figure.

Great, so search for new Updates then.
>None found.

Hm. What could it be? Did my super special colleague forget to care about his very special totally-needs-WSUS-customer WSUS again?

Yup.

Online-Search finds a ton of new Updates.

Screenshot, write pissed mail to colleague, re-enable checks, breakfast.

For two projects, I have been in a solo work pattern, been a time bottleneck, and been irreplaceable on the projects. Four months ago I told management, "If anything happens to me these projects will be in trouble. I want to train a backup. I can't sustain this momentum. It isn't good for me, or for the success of these projects."

Four months later I still have no backup. They decided to diversity hire some new developers in the wrong area and now there is no money for a backup for me. I can't do all the work on both projects as a solo developer. I could have if I wasn't pushed into doing trial and error development on a poorly defined MS Dynamics API. Since the projects were behind schedule the customers lost confidence in the company to deliver. So the executives railroaded both project managers to save face.

Instead of addressing the development issues they did a bunch of other silly things. I got a job offer lined up and issued my resignation. That news absolutely exploded. After resigning my executive decided to say how awful I am in front of the customer in an attempt to save face for the company. The customer contacted the recently railroaded project manager and asks why. Former project manager tells customer, "You noticed how much faster the development of that part of the application went when he joined. You noticed how much better the quality of the project was. What do you think is happening? Do you think that a very good developer and an experienced project manager are to blame for the failures here?" So the executive is 13/10 pissed off because I may have accidentally struck a death blow for millions of dollars of business. I committed to taking care of the handover to the customer, and the company can't afford to get rid of me without completely losing confidence of the customer. The developers that I work with don't blame me at all and they are disgruntled that executive tried to character assassinate me and realize that it could have been them. I sense that I also may have initiated a developer mass-exodus. So the last few days have been the most stressful of my career but none of it is sticking to me because I followed all of the correct process.

You play stupid games you win stupid prizes.

Promotion without a pay hike is like a customer care executive saying "Your call is important to us"

Support asked me to help. Issue at customer side I don't realy care about (Not reproducable)
She told me to wait 3 minutes.
Since 10 minutes I'm waiting for her to be ready and reading meanwhile on devrant. Great Workingtime 👍

Any other IT company is like:

* Task -> Designer -> Markup coder -> Backend -> Finish

Our IT company:

Act I: "Art of setting up contact with idiots".
------
Items:
*Cave scripts (aka "typical task")

Designer: -- "DAFUQ?"
Customer: *gives another interpretation*
Designer: -- "Erm... really? White text on white background?"
Customer: -- "Make a decision by yourself. I was expecting much more independence from you. You are an expert after all."
Designer: -- "Well. I'm making decision by myself. The text will be placed *here* and will be gray-colored, because *bla-bla-bla*"
Customer: -- "I disagree."
Designer: *1 hour of silence later* -- "Well...k."

Act II: "Design meets ar(u)tist"
----

Items:
*Something, that was drawn by dumb kid while smashing his own head against desk. (PSD layout)
* Salt (to pour it on open wounds)

Designer: -- "I'm seeing this task *this way*"
Markup: -- "And how do u think i should get this done? Have you even seen what you made?? This is bullshit!"
Designer: -- "It's not bullshit! It's a sci-fi themed layout!"
Markup: -- "With gameplay elements and graphics from Alien Shooter??"
Designer: -- "Well, I don't care." *brings new edits and changes*
Markup: -- "????"
Designer: *smug face* -- "!!!"

Act III (7 days later, 9 hours till deadline): "Short story about boy, who was trying to hang himself, but instead fell out from window."
----

Items:
*Markup, smelling like it went through hell and back (x1)
* Markup coder with fried butt (x1)

Backend: -- "What. Is. THAT?"
Markup: -- "It's a work we should complete in 9 hours."
Backend: -- "WE?? I know u mean me, but that's a nightmare. What the f*ck were you doing all this time?"
Markup: -- "Well..." *finds out that he was only watching films and sleeping* "I was making this thing up..."
Backend: -- "You mean "f*cking" *this* thing "up"?"
Markup: -- "Not without it"

(*3 hours of edits and changes of color from white to white later*)
Backend: -- "Well, let's do this."
*Picks PHP and tries to bundle it up with MongoDB. After some time tries to rewrite everything to JS and starts shouting something like "F***CK" and looking for window to walk through. Figures out that he is on first floor. And that he is too lazy to go upstairs*

Act IV (3 days after deadline): "Pain and misery":
-----

Items:
*Something covered with insul(t)ating tape. (Final product)

Customer: -- "Really?"
Team: -- "Kinda."
Customer: -- "Well, thanks for your work anyway. It feels like it's going to disassemble right in my hands but it just works. Oh, also, you didnt made this in time, so your payment will be over9000 times lower. That's all"
Backend, on fluids: -- "Well...yeah..."
Markup: -- "Don't look at me like that. I really was doing my job."
Designer, with twitching eye: -- "Huh, I see. You worked so hard that we have nothing to eat now. Thanks for that."
Backend: ...

So I work for an IT consulting firm (web development) and was hired by a customer 7 months ago for coaching Git, implementation of VueJS on the front-end and fostering teamwork with devs who'd been in their solo comfort zone for the last 15 years.
I asked for confirmation multiple times on whether they were sure they wanted to go through with a bigger investment in front-end. Confirm they did, multiple times.

After half the team's initial enthusiasm faded (after 1 month), the 'senior' of them who's worked there for 18 years on a single -in the end, failed- project got a burn-out after half a week of showing up (without doing actual work) from the stress, and started whining about it with management that has no technical clue whatsoever. This and other petty office politics lead to the dumbest organizational and technical decisions I've seen in my short 5-year career (splitting a Laravel app that uses the same database in two, replacing docker container deployment with manual ssh'ing and symlinking, duplicating all the models, controllers, splitting a team in two, decreasing productivity, replacing project management dashboards with ad-hoc mail instructions and direct requests).

Out of curiosity I did a git log --author --no-merges with the senior's name on the 2 projects he was supposed to help on, and that turned up... ZERO commits. Now the dept. hired 3 new developers with no prior experience, and it's sad to see the seniors teach them "copy paste" as the developer's main reflex.

Through these 7 months I had to endure increasingly vicious sneers from the IT architect -in name only- who gets offended and hysterical at every person who dares offer suggestions. Her not-so-implicit insinuation is that it's all my fault because I implemented Vue front-end (as they requested), she has been doing this for months, every meeting at least once (and she makes sure other attendees notice). Extra background: She's already had 2 official complaints for verbal abuse in the past, and she just stressed another good developer into smoking again.

Now I present her my timesheet for January, she abuses her power by refusing to sign it unless I remove a day of work.
Earlier this week I asked her politely to please stop her unjust guilt-tripping to which she shouted "You'll just have to cope with that!", and I walked out of the room calmly (in order to avoid losing my nerves). She does this purely as a statement, and I know she does it out of bad faith (she doesn't actually care, as she doesn't manage the budgets). She knows she wields more power over me than the internal devs (I am consultant, so negative reviews for me could delay further salary raises).

I just don't know how to handle this person: I can't get a word in with her, or she starts shouting, and it's impossible to change her (completely inaccurate technological) perception.

Okay, it's FUCKing rant time.

FUCK single-file *cough* page.tpl.php *cough* drupal-sites

I FUCKing hate sites without any FUCKing structure, where all logic is built into the overall wrapping pageview file.

Spend more FUCKing time than healthy finding this golden nugget.
In a FUCKing 2000+ lines long file, in a FUCKing mix of inline CSS/JS, PHP/SQL and FUCKing exec(); calls.

Definetily the best FUCKing way to destroy a FUCKing lightbox, for people who are not logged in...
- Why would you even do that in the first FUCKing place ?!??! The customer didn't ask for this..

All this FUCKing mess because the previous developer decided to quit, and did not FUCKing care for the next maintainer to come.

Fellow drupal developers will know the struggle.

It looks like Windows almost stopped me from exiting the mall. I had to call customer care to save me from situation. The toll station froze on me. Why Windows? Why?

So the project I work on basically has to talk to a 3rd party plugin, through a 3rd party framework. The 3rd party plugin is a black box. This conversation happened:

Software guy: so we aren't sure what is breaking the thing. It's either us or the plugin, but it's probably both.

Systems guy: well then if we aren't sure then why are we writing an issue for it.

SWG: because we aren't sure but we know we are doing at least something that contributes. We read int X from a table and put it into a float. X doesn't perfectly represent in a float. It comes out X.0001. Then they take it and when it comes back it comes back as Y.0001. We cram it into an int so it becomes Y, we compare it to X which is really X.0001 and it comes back invalid.

SG: well as long as we are sending them the right number . . .

SWG: but we aren't sending them the right number. They are expecting X not X.0001. Then they send us back Y.0001 but it should be X so it's wrong.

SG: so they're giving us the wrong return value.

SWG: yes, but because we're giving them the wrong number.

SG: well not exactly . . .

SWG: yes exactly. It is off by .0001 because of floating point math.

SG: well . . .

Me: look it doesn't matter how it's breaking. But it IS broken. Which is why we're filling out the damn problem report. THEY ARE EDITABLE. We talked to the customer and gave them the risk assessment. They don't care. It happens rarely any way.

SG: then can we lower the severity?

Me: no. Severity doesn't relate to risk. That is a whole different process. Severity assumes it has already happened. It's a a high severity.

SG: but the metrics.

Me: WE GIVE THE METRICS TO THE CUSTOMER. WE TALKED TO THE CUSTOMER. THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

And that was how I spent Wednesday wondering how a level 4 lead systems engineer got his job. How many push ups did he do? What kind of juice did he drink?

Customer service my ass. I wouldn't even call it service. All you could do is check if it's working now. Of course it's​ working... I've​ just told you it's fucking working 2 minutes then inaccessible for fucking 10.

And when I tell you that your service had began to loose quality in the past few months you just sit there in FUCKING SILENCE. MOTHERFUCKER JUST TELL ME THAT YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT... OR SORRY... OR GO FUCK YOURSELF, NOT MY JOB... I DON'T FUCKING CARE JUST DON'T SIT THERE IN SILENCE UNTIL I HAVE ENOUGH AND HANG UP... I WASN'T EVEN SHOUTED TO HIM. I was disappointed but not angry... Not until you decided to just ignore me, fucktard...

Needless to say just when I hung up it stopped working again. -.-

I'm in a dilemma.

I started this job about 9 months ago and it's really not what I expected. I'm the sole developer in my department that handles applications built around our customer database.

Well it's pretty boring and there is a lot of technical debt with the source code since usually 1-2 people are taking care of it so they never had proper conventions. And we have super old applications running on legacy solutions like cold fusion 🤢

I also receive a lot of problem tickets that never contain enough information to actually do anything and the people don't realize I have no idea what they do or what their business processes are.

The upside is I'm paid very very well for this job > 100 in a place where cost of living is cheap. And when there's no work to do I can work on side projects.

It's really not fulfilling work and idk if I should stick it out. I also don't know where I would head next. There's not very many companies working on cool stuff. Maybe remote work?

Anyone else have a similar story?

I developed a simple feedback form, that captures user feedback and forwards it to a customer care email.

Today, I received a call from someone who was sub-contracted to create a system that would ingest these feedback emails and process the data to have some desired result.

So dude wants me to change the way the email is formatted. Because there are "line feeds" in the email. Essential making it computer readable as opposed to human readable. I don't have a problem doing that but I'm wondering if he ever heard of regular expressions.

Yesterday I was doing amazing coding, making big things happen, today I'm explaining how the internet works so a customer who doesn't care this job is so bipolar.

I absolutely hate it when companies use this or that medium for communications despite me asking them time and time again for another.

I have a mail server for more professional communications. The phone, only for stuff that won't matter if I inevitably end up forgetting about it (even more so now that Google made call recording more or less impossible, laws be damned). I will forget about a phone call no doubt. I've got better shit to do than to remember your manglement decisions, thank you very much. On mail, that's all nicely on my mail server for retrieval in several years even.

So I ask them to use the email address I gave them, a dedicated one for their company too (catch-all go brrr). Can't do that with phone numbers. Managing all those SIM cards aside, our government has now limited the amount of SIM cards one can have to 10. And texts and phone calls are not a long-term medium! And I can't share my phone number with just about anyone because people will inevitably spam the shit out of it, AND it's hard to replace! It's not a good medium! So with all due respect, companies - I couldn't care less what medium you prefer to use for your customers. You don't care about what your customer wants you to use - explicitly so! - and you lose a customer. It's as simple as that. Dealing with manglement is one thing, but dealing with manglement using the wrong media is something I'd really rather not do.

But hey I guess that virtue signalling is more "in" than actually listening to your goddamn customers nowadays? Let's replace another master/slave reference. You know, arguing that if we did that 2 years ago, George Floyd would've totally survived. Not by fixing the US police brutality, oh no no no. That's not the right way. Changing nomenclature and hashtags however, and not giving half a shit about your customers, yeah that's the way to go!

I've left my MacBook to technical assistance for the thrid time. I've bought it on December (the touchbar model, on day one, arrives on December). I paid a lot for it and since then I got s broken key on my keyboard and a faulty display.
Now I got my battery swollen.

Fucking Apple. At least I'm happy with the OS and everything when it's hardware-faults free.

Oh yeah and I switched to MacBook for the construction quality... Bitter irony.

I hope this is the last fucking time, damn.

I remember few years back when I had subscribed to this ISP, where few months on subscription worked flawlessly. Then it was all downwards from there. Customer care never answered. Charged for bloddy whole month whilst the working was just for 2 weeks. People subscribing to this ISP had a facebook group named ISP Victim. Was forced to change my ISP.

Now, few days back they put up a stall in an IT exhibition. I went up and signed in for their service. Now they call me for setting up their network, either i tell them am not available or dont answer at all. I do the same to them what they did to me. That utmost pleasure HAHA. I shared this idea in the facebook group and people are starting to do the same.

I feel like a con artist now.

Just a short story of me and how things can go right after so many years.

This was my first job. Only two other programmers in the company of like 10 employers.
First one is some one who stopped learning like 10 years ago. Winforms Ftw huh..
The other one was my boss who was really a pro but died not too long ago.
Because of this I got the responsibility for all his projects and the future ones. Beside that I'm also employed for our customer support. So pretty much to do here. Even new stuff I never heard of I have to learn asap now. Of course I have learned pretty much here. But I have reached the point where I have reached the maximum. I can't really learn much more. The salary is a joke.
But my other boss does not really care. Emotionally he has the feelings of a stick. No joke. This is going on even before the dead.
Many coworkers just gave up or got even sick of here.

But now I'm taking my consequences. I was looking for a new job now.
I was really lucky there.
Wrote 3 job application and even got invited 3 times. 2 were declined (luckily). The third one was a dream. For the people, the bonuses etc.
Now I'm waiting to sign the contract and the cancelation of my current one. The salary is a joke. Not chance of increasing.

So some big customers are getting problems for a given software project. The relevant dev team, customer support and I, part of another division of QA, need support from a specific QA team. We work for a multinational company employing above a thousand of people around the world.

None of the members are giving signs of life. Nobody from any QA team answers my emails, slack messages or anything. Management does not seem to care either. Did they suddenly die without my knowledge? I am just trying to do my job and find solutions to problems.

I am an inch close to giving no fucks and start playing video games. lol

I hate project managers trying to stay relevant to a agile development methodology. Our PM doesn't care if we are working and providing value to the customer, only about checking off his Project check boxes.

tech lead CANCELS Monday stand-up becuase they cannot attend. and I work and status and update my tasks in or virtual task board. I forget to send a message mentioning I'll be kissing Tuesday standup. Then he sends me emails like the following sent to me, my manager, and my tech lead: "please remember to notify your team if you cannot attend the standup, and to send an agile status to the team. This is something that is required and not optional. We are trying to firm up all stories and tasks and need to hear a status. We are in week 1 of iteration 4.3. Thanks."

I'm coding and delivering value to the customer. Wtf are you doing dude?

client: Your sh** page doesn't work, i haven't been able to do a single sale in hours...
me: have you tried to reload the page?
client: Of course i... oh wait, that was the problem, thanks anyways

Fuck you WooCommerce and fuck you shopify, also a big fuck you to every developer who thinks it's a good idea to notify other customers about what another customer just bought in real time.

Guess fucking what. I don't fucking care what uncle deadinthehead just bought. Get fucking raped in a columbian prison and die to aids infested rain..

Story of my first successful project

Being part of a great team, I've shared in a lot of successes, one I am particularly proud of is my first attempt to use agile methodologies in a deeply waterfall-managment culture.

Time was June/July-ish and we applied for a national quality award where one key element in the application stated how well we handled customer complaint resolution.
While somewhat true (our customer service is the top-shelf good stuff), we did not have a systematic process in resolving customer complaints. Long story short,
the VP lied on her section of the application. Then came the 'emergency', borderline panic meeting (several VPs, managers, etc) to develop a process to better manage
complaints before the in-house inspection in December.
As most top priority projects go, the dev manager allocated 3 developers, 2 DBAs, and any/all network admins we would need (plus all the bureaucratic management that wanted their thumb in the pie).
Fast forward to August, after many, many planning meetings, lost interest, new shiny bouncing balls, I was the only one left on the project. The VP runs into the dev manager in the hallway and asks "Is my program done yet? If its not ready before December with report-able data, we will not win the award."
The <bleep> hit the fan...dev manager comes by...
Frank: "How the application coming along? Almost done?"
Me:"No, haven't really started coding. You moved Jake and Tom over to James's team, Tina quit, and you've had me sidetracked helping other teams because the DBAs are too busy."
Frank: "So, it's excuses. You really think the national quality award auditors care about your excuses? The specification design document has been done for months. This is unacceptable."
Me: "The VP finished up her section yesterday and according to the process, we can't start coding until the document is signed off."
Frank: "Holy f<bleep>ing sh<bleep>t! No one told you *you* couldn't start. You know how to create tables and write code."
Me: "There is no specification to write to. The design document is all about how they plan on reporting the data, not how call agents will be using the application to serve customers."
Frank: "The f<bleep> it isn't. F<bleep>ing monkeys could code against that specification, I helped write it! NO MORE F<bleep>ING EXCUSES! This is your top priority from now on!"

I was 'cleared' to work directly with the call center manager and the VP to develop a fully integrated customer complaint management system before December (by-passing any of the waterfall processes that would get in the way).

I had heard about this 'agile' stuff, attended a few conference tracks on the subject, read the manifesto, and thought "I could do this.".

Over the next month, I had my own 'sprints' and 'scrums' with the manager (at the time, 'agile' was a dirty word so I had to be careful of my words and what info I shared) and by the 2nd iteration had a working prototype.
Feature here, feature there (documenting the 'whys' and 'whats' along the way), and by October, had a full deployed application.

Not thinking I would get a parade or anything, the dev manager came back from a meeting where the VP was showing off the new app to the other VPs (and how she didn't really 'lie' on the application)

Frank: "Everyone is pleased how well the project turned out, except one thing. Erin said you bothered him too much with too many questions."
Me: "Bothered? Did he really say that?"
Frank: "No, not directly, but he said you would stop by his office every day to show him your progress and if he needed you to change anything. You shouldn't have done that."
Me: "Erin really seemed to like the continuous feedback. What we have now is very different than what we started with."
Frank: "Yes, probably because you kept bothering him and not following the specification document. That is why we spend so much time up front in design is so we don't waste management's time, which is exactly what you did."
Me: "We beat the deadline by two months, so I don't think I wasted anyone's time. In fact, this is kind of a big win for us, right?"
Frank: "Not really. There was breakdown in the process. We need better focus on the process, not in these one-hit-wonders."

End the end, the company won the award (mgmt team got to meet the vice president, yes the #2 guy). I know I played a very small, somewhat insignificant role in that victory, I was extremely proud to be part of the team.

I feel like a fucking god now!

We run a webshop and we are in contract with the national post office. Every time there is an update to their program I fear ahead of time what will be fucked up again.

After today's update we weren't able to open any shippment list we just saw a mile long error message. After the customer care couldn't figure out the problem, and the suggested solution might take up to 2days, and it is basically only a new customer file, i fired up my good old sqlite viewer friend, to chek if I am lucky...

Guess what! That shit is using unsecured sqlite dbs, so i've had no problem examining and even rewriting the values. So checking the logs and scraping the DB I've found the problem.

Apparently some asshole thought that deleting a service but keeping all of its references in other tables scattered around is a good fucking idea. And take it customer care, the new customer file won't fix shit, because it was in the global DB. I swear i am getting more familiar with that piece of garbage then the ones who made it.

On top of that the customer care told us, that if we couldn't manage to send the shippment list with the program we are not elligible for our contractual prices.

It is not enough that I had to fix their fucking shit program, they also "would like to charge us" because their pogram isn't working. What a fucking great service. (At least the lady on the telephone was friendly)

Most savage comment my product manager made today to the technical team when there was some bug in the portal, "We are making a self care portal, that doesn't mean we say to the customer that take care yourself" 😂😂

I work on a telecom sales line but most of our calls are customer care or technical that end up pressing the wrong buttoon because they use a super strange phrasing so people get confused and we are obligated to try to sell them things. So most of the job is just transfer call to other lines.

So this lady calls

Lady: "I want to know how many MB I have on my plan"

Me: "well, you apparently have 16 GB"

L:"But in my contract it says I have 500MB"

M:"Yes, but when you subscribed you must have gotten some special deal, but don't worry 16GB is a lot better than 500MB"

The lady then gets really upset screaming if she pays for 500MB that's what she wants to have. I ask her to wait till I transfer, I talk to my colleague in customer care before transfer just to tell her that this is what the customer wants and to her not even bother to explain that 16GB is better than 500MB.

Out of curiosity I took a look at her data usage and most of their cellphones expend somewhere between 2 to 4 GB, so she will pay at least 20 or 30 Euros in extras from now on.

WTF with Uber Eats. Finally I had some amount left in my salary. I ordered food via Uber eats and they charged me. After sometime they restaurant not accepted my order and cancelled it. I paid for and I don't have an extra money for ordering. The repayment says it will repay in after 7 days. After Contacting customer care number, it is only priority for the ordered customers only. I'm starving now...Fuck this morning and Uber eats. Any devs from that shitty company take care of that flaw...they are taking this as a fucky business...
What a flaw...taking is faster and repayment takes 7 days...
Seriously out of my mind....fuck...fuck....

Fucking product manager...
Customer is struggeling with a feature implemented before I even joined the company. And he is absolutly correct. The logic is bullshit.
Guess what pm Said? Fuck Off, I Don't Care.
Damn fucking you. Should I Care? Is it one of our best customers? Is the feature financed by him? Are you bastard usually crawling in his ass?

Thanks that I'm on vacation for 2 weeks. I'm currious how they going to manage that....

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If you're looking for DTG printing near me, Bolt Print Shop in Jersey City, NJ, is your go-to destination for high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing. Whether you’re an entrepreneur wanting to print your designs on apparel, an artist looking for vibrant prints, or someone who needs custom t-shirts for a special event, we offer cutting-edge DTG printing services that deliver outstanding results.

Why Choose Bolt Print Shop for DTG Printing?
At Bolt Print Shop, we specialize in DTG printing, a modern method that allows us to print high-resolution, full-color designs directly onto fabric. Here’s why our DTG printing services are the best choice for customers searching for “DTG printing near me” in Jersey City:

1. Exceptional Print Quality
DTG printing offers a level of detail and color vibrancy that traditional methods can’t match. Whether you're looking to print a complex image or a simple logo, our DTG technology ensures that your design will look crisp, vibrant, and professional on every piece of clothing. From intricate artwork to high-quality photographic images, DTG printing is perfect for bringing your vision to life.

2. Perfect for Small and Large Runs
One of the main benefits of DTG printing is that it is ideal for both small and large runs. Whether you need just a few shirts or a bulk order, our DTG services allow us to print on-demand without the need for large setup costs or minimum order quantities. It’s perfect for anyone looking for a cost-effective, fast solution for custom apparel.

3. Quick Turnaround Times
At Bolt Print Shop, we know that time is of the essence, which is why we offer fast turnaround times on all of our DTG printing orders. Whether you're getting a few t-shirts for an event or a bulk order for your business, we work efficiently to make sure your items are ready when you need them.

4. Local, Personalized Service
As a locally owned business based in Jersey City, NJ, we take pride in offering personalized, high-quality customer service. When you choose Bolt Print Shop, you are working with a team of experts who care about your project. We’re here to ensure that every order meets your exact specifications and exceeds your expectations.

5. Eco-Friendly and Sustainable
We care about the environment and strive to use eco-friendly inks and sustainable practices whenever possible. Our DTG printing uses water-based inks, which are a more environmentally friendly option compared to traditional printing methods. So not only do you get high-quality prints, but you can feel good about choosing a sustainable printing solution.

Our DTG Printing Services
We offer a variety of services to meet your specific DTG printing needs:

Custom Apparel: Whether it’s t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, or more, we can print your unique designs on any type of garment.

One-Off Designs: DTG printing is perfect for one-of-a-kind items, whether it’s for a personalized gift, a special event, or a limited-edition product.

Bulk Orders: Need a large quantity of custom-printed apparel? Our DTG printing services can handle orders of all sizes without compromising on quality.

High-Resolution Artwork: Have complex designs or detailed images? DTG printing can handle high-resolution artwork, producing clean, sharp prints that look amazing.

Why Choose DTG Printing?
DTG printing offers several advantages, including:

Vibrant, full-color prints: Perfect for designs with multiple colors or gradients.

No setup fees: Ideal for smaller runs or one-off prints without the need for additional setup costs.

Soft Feel: Since the ink is directly applied to the fabric, the finished product feels soft and comfortable, with no heavy vinyl or plastic overlays.

Get Started with Your DTG Printing Project Today!
If you’re looking for DTG printing near me in Jersey City, Bolt Print Shop is here to help. We provide professional, high-quality, and affordable DTG printing services to meet all your custom printing needs. Whether you’re designing apparel for your business, creating custom gifts, or outfitting a team, we can help you bring your ideas to life.

Visit us at 7 Sherman Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07307, or give us a call at +1 (201) 402-0755 to get started with your DTG printing project today. Let Bolt Print Shop be your trusted partner for high-quality prints!

Flare Seal Notary Group: Your Trusted Notary Service Provider in Deerfield Beach, FL, and Miami

At Flare Seal Notary Group, we provide professional Notarial Services in Miami and surrounding areas, ensuring your documents are properly notarized with accuracy and efficiency. Whether you need a Mobile Notary Public in Miami, require Notarization Services in Miami Beach, or need assistance with Notary Public Services in Coral Gables, we’re here to offer convenient, reliable solutions for your notarial needs. With our extensive experience, we are committed to making the notarization process simple, fast, and secure, no matter where you are located in the Miami area.

Notarial Services in Miami: Expert Notary Solutions for Every Need
When it comes to Notarial Services in Miami, Flare Seal Notary Group is your go-to source for dependable, high-quality notarization. We handle a wide range of legal, business, and personal documents, ensuring that each one is notarized according to state and legal requirements. Whether you're dealing with contracts, powers of attorney, or affidavits, we provide comprehensive services to meet your needs.

Our team is committed to providing fast and efficient Notarial Services in Miami, making sure that your important documents are processed with care and professionalism. With a focus on accuracy, confidentiality, and customer satisfaction, we are here to support you every step of the way.

Mobile Notary Public in Miami: Convenience at Your Doorstep
One of the most convenient features we offer is our Mobile Notary Public in Miami service. We understand that sometimes visiting a notary in an office is not always feasible, which is why we bring the notary service directly to you. Whether you are at home, at work, or anywhere in between, we’ll come to your location at a time that works for you.

Our Mobile Notary Public in Miami service is perfect for busy professionals, senior citizens, and anyone who may have mobility issues or time constraints. We are here to make the notarization process as easy and convenient as possible, wherever you are in Miami.

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For those located in Miami Beach, Flare Seal Notary Group offers Notarization Services in Miami Beach with the same commitment to accuracy and professionalism. Whether you're in need of notarizing legal documents, contracts, or real estate paperwork, our team provides trusted services designed to simplify the process for you.

Our notaries are highly trained to handle all types of documents, ensuring they are properly notarized and legally valid. With our efficient and reliable services, you can count on us for your Notarization Services in Miami Beach, regardless of your specific notary needs.

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If you’re in Coral Gables, Flare Seal Notary Group is proud to offer comprehensive Notary Public Services in Coral Gables. Whether you’re preparing for a business transaction, dealing with personal matters, or need assistance with legal documents, we provide notary services that are accurate, fast, and professional.

We understand the legal and administrative requirements of notarizing documents in Coral Gables, and our team is fully equipped to handle your specific needs. From wills and trusts to real estate documents, we offer convenient solutions to ensure your documents are notarized correctly and efficiently.

Timber Construction Ltd – Your Trusted Extension Builders in Essex

Looking to expand your home with a quality extension or transform unused space with a loft conversion? Timber Construction Ltd is here to turn your vision into reality. As expert extension builders in Essex, we specialize in offering top-notch building solutions, from extending your home to providing stylish and functional loft conversions, as well as complete renovations in Essex. We are the go-to construction company for anyone looking to enhance their property with high-quality, customized building services.

Why Choose Timber Construction Ltd – Leading Extension Builders in Essex
At Timber Construction Ltd, we understand that your home is more than just a place to live – it’s an investment and a reflection of your lifestyle. If you need more space but love your location, a home extension could be the perfect solution. Our team of experienced extension builders in Essex will work closely with you to design and build an extension that suits your needs and complements your existing property.

Whether it’s a kitchen extension, additional living space, or a home office, Timber Construction Ltd ensures that every extension project is completed to the highest standards. We take care of everything, from planning permissions to building regulations, ensuring a seamless and stress-free process for you.

Transform Your Space with Loft Conversions in Essex
A loft conversion in Essex is an excellent way to maximize your home’s potential without the need to move. Timber Construction Ltd specializes in transforming your unused attic space into a functional and beautiful room that meets your needs. Whether you’re looking to create an extra bedroom, a home office, or a cozy reading nook, our team has the expertise to turn your loft into a valuable part of your home.

Not only do loft conversions in Essex provide you with more living space, but they can also increase the value of your property. With years of experience in loft conversions, Timber Construction Ltd ensures that your project is completed on time, within budget, and to the highest possible standard.

Expert Renovations in Essex – Reimagine Your Home
If your home is in need of an update, Timber Construction Ltd offers exceptional renovations in Essex that breathe new life into tired, outdated spaces. Whether you're looking to update your kitchen, refurbish your bathroom, or undertake a full-scale renovation, we’re here to help you transform your property into the home of your dreams.

Our renovation services cover all aspects of home improvement, including structural work, interior design, and finishing touches. We work closely with you to ensure the design reflects your style and preferences while maintaining practicality and functionality. Whether you’re looking to make your home more energy-efficient, add modern touches, or enhance the overall aesthetic, Timber Construction Ltd has the experience to deliver top-quality results.

Why Timber Construction Ltd is Your Ideal Choice for Extension Builders in Essex
Skilled Professionals: Our team of extension builders in Essex has years of experience and expertise in the construction industry. We work with you to bring your ideas to life while maintaining high standards and attention to detail.

Tailored Services: Every client is unique, and we offer customized solutions for loft conversions in Essex and home extensions. We take the time to understand your specific needs and design a solution that fits your home and lifestyle.

Comprehensive Renovations: In addition to home extensions and loft conversions, Timber Construction Ltd also specializes in renovations in Essex. We can help you reimagine your space with thoughtful designs and quality craftsmanship.

Affordable and Transparent Pricing: We offer competitive pricing without compromising on quality. Our transparent approach ensures you are fully aware of costs from the start, with no hidden fees or surprises.

Customer-Focused Approach: We prioritize customer satisfaction and work closely with you at every stage of your project. Our goal is to ensure that you are happy with the final result, from the initial consultation to the finished build.

Contact Timber Construction Ltd – Expert Builders in Essex
Ready to transform your home with a home extension, loft conversion, or renovation? Timber Construction Ltd is the expert extension builders in Essex you can trust. We specialize in providing high-quality, customized solutions to suit your needs and budget.

For more information or to schedule a consultation, call us today at +44 1708 837141 or visit us at our office at 111-113 Victoria Rd, Romford RM1 2LX, United Kingdom. Let Timber Construction Ltd be your first choice for loft conversions in Essex, renovations in Essex, and expert building solutions for your home.

Wild Tree Solutions: Your Trusted Tree Care Provider in Tigard, Oregon

At Wild Tree Solutions, we specialize in providing expert tree services to residents and businesses in Tigard, Oregon. Whether you need tree cutting, emergency tree removal, or ongoing tree maintenance, our team of certified arborists is here to ensure your trees stay healthy, safe, and beautiful. Based in Hillsboro, we are proud to serve the greater Tigard area with high-quality, affordable tree services tailored to meet the unique needs of each client.

Tree Cutting Tigard: Precision and Safety
If you have a tree that needs to be removed or trimmed, tree cutting in Tigard should always be done by professionals. Cutting down or trimming trees requires skill, proper equipment, and an understanding of how to do the job safely. Whether you need to remove a hazardous tree, clear space for construction, or simply want to shape your trees for aesthetic purposes, Wild Tree Solutions provides expert tree cutting services in Tigard. Our team uses advanced tools and techniques to ensure the job is done efficiently, safely, and with minimal disruption to your landscape.

Arborist Services Tigard: Expert Tree Care by Certified Arborists
When it comes to the health of your trees, it’s important to work with a certified arborist. At Wild Tree Solutions, our team of professional arborists provides top-notch arborist services in Tigard. We assess the condition of your trees, provide expert advice on the best care practices, and offer solutions to keep your trees healthy. Whether you need guidance on tree planting, disease treatment, or overall tree maintenance, our certified arborists are here to help. We’re committed to providing personalized care for your trees to ensure their long-term health and beauty.

Emergency Tree Removal Tigard: Quick and Safe Solutions
Unexpected events such as storms, high winds, or other environmental factors can sometimes cause trees to become dangerous or pose a risk to your property. If you find yourself in need of emergency tree removal in Tigard, Wild Tree Solutions is available to assist you quickly and efficiently. Our team is equipped to handle urgent situations, ensuring the safe removal of fallen or damaged trees that could otherwise cause harm to your home or yard. We’re dedicated to responding swiftly to your emergency and taking the necessary precautions to avoid further damage.

Tree Health Services Tigard: Promoting Strong, Healthy Trees
At Wild Tree Solutions, we believe that healthy trees are the foundation of a thriving landscape. Our tree health services in Tigard are designed to prevent and treat a variety of tree health issues, from pest infestations to disease outbreaks. Whether your tree is showing signs of stress, or you just want to maintain its vitality, our team will conduct a thorough assessment to identify any potential issues. We offer tree disease treatment, fertilization, and other health-focused services that promote the longevity and beauty of your trees.

Tree Planting Tigard: Adding New Life to Your Landscape
Adding new trees to your property can enhance both its beauty and value. If you're considering tree planting in Tigard, Wild Tree Solutions is here to help you choose the best tree species for your yard and ensure proper planting techniques. We understand that tree planting goes beyond just putting a sapling in the ground—it’s about ensuring your new tree has the best chance to grow healthy and strong. Our team will assess your soil, climate, and space to select the right type of tree and plant it properly to encourage optimal growth.

Tree Maintenance Tigard: Keeping Your Trees in Top Condition
Maintaining your trees is essential to ensure they continue to grow strong, healthy, and beautiful for years to come. Our tree maintenance services in Tigard include everything from regular trimming to disease prevention and soil care. Routine maintenance can help prevent future issues, including overgrowth, disease, and pest infestations. Whether you need periodic tree pruning, tree trimming, or general care to improve the health of your trees, we have the expertise to keep your landscape in excellent condition.

Affordable Tree Services Tigard: Quality Care Within Your Budget
At Wild Tree Solutions, we understand the importance of providing affordable tree services in Tigard without sacrificing quality. Whether you need tree removal, trimming, or maintenance, we offer competitive pricing to ensure that tree care is accessible to all. Our team will provide a free estimate and work with you to find solutions that meet both your needs and your budget. We believe that professional tree care should be both effective and affordable, and we strive to make that a reality for every customer.

Lo Lo's Mobile Detailing: Your Trusted Auto Detailing Service in Fayetteville, GA

When you need professional auto detailing in Fayetteville, GA, look no further than Lo Lo's Mobile Detailing. We specialize in mobile auto detailing, bringing our high-quality services directly to you, whether you’re at home, work, or anywhere else in Fayetteville. Our goal is to provide you with the best car care, convenience, and customer service, ensuring that your vehicle looks and feels as good as new.

Why Choose Lo Lo's Mobile Detailing for Auto Detailing in Fayetteville?
At Lo Lo's Mobile Detailing, we are passionate about delivering top-notch auto detailing services right to your doorstep. Here's why we’re the best choice for auto detailing in Fayetteville:

Mobile Convenience: No need to drive to a shop or wait in long lines. We bring our detailing services directly to you. Whether you're at home, at work, or even at a local park, we can handle all your auto detailing needs without you ever leaving your location. This convenience saves you time and ensures that you never have to sacrifice quality for convenience.

Comprehensive Auto Detailing Services: We offer a wide variety of auto detailing services, from basic exterior washes to full interior and exterior detailing. Our expert team uses high-quality products and professional equipment to provide a comprehensive clean that leaves your car looking and feeling brand new.

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Expert Care and Attention to Detail: Our experienced detailers pay attention to every small detail, ensuring that every inch of your vehicle gets the care it deserves. From the exterior paint to the interior upholstery, we focus on restoring your car’s beauty with precision and care.

Our Auto Detailing Services
Lo Lo's Mobile Detailing provides a full range of services designed to keep your vehicle in top condition:

Exterior Auto Detailing: Hand washing, waxing, and paint protection to keep your car shining and safe from the elements.

Interior Detailing: Deep cleaning of your car’s interior, including vacuuming, upholstery shampooing, dashboard and console cleaning, and more.

Full Detailing Packages: A complete interior and exterior detail that will leave your car spotless from top to bottom.

Headlight Restoration: Clear up foggy headlights and restore their brightness and functionality.

Engine Bay Cleaning: Clean and detail the engine bay to keep it looking sharp and well-maintained.

Get in Touch with Lo Lo's Mobile Detailing
If you're in Fayetteville, GA, and looking for expert auto detailing, Lo Lo's Mobile Detailing is the answer. We make it easy for you to get the professional care your vehicle deserves, all while saving you time and effort.

Visit us at 225 Market Place Connector #1081, Peachtree City, GA 30269, or call us at +1 (844) 358-7214 to schedule your next auto detailing service. Let us bring the best detailing service right to you in Fayetteville, and experience the difference for yourself.

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Richmond Tree Experts GA: Trusted Tree Removal Experts in Atlanta, GA

When it comes to tree removal in Atlanta, GA, Richmond Tree Experts GA is the name you can trust for fast, safe, and professional services. Whether you have a tree that is diseased, dead, or posing a safety risk to your property, our team of certified arborists is equipped to handle all types of tree removal projects. We take pride in providing efficient, reliable, and affordable solutions that enhance the safety and beauty of your property.

Why Choose Richmond Tree Experts GA for Tree Removal in Atlanta?
Experienced Arborists At Richmond Tree Experts GA, our team consists of highly skilled and certified arborists with years of experience in tree care. We understand the complexities of tree removal and employ industry best practices to ensure your tree is removed safely and without causing any damage to your property.

Safe and Efficient Tree Removal Tree removal can be a dangerous job, particularly when dealing with large or hazardous trees. Our experts use state-of-the-art equipment and follow strict safety protocols to ensure the removal process goes smoothly. We take every precaution to protect your home, landscape, and surrounding structures during the removal.

Comprehensive Tree Services As a full-service tree company, we don’t just remove trees. We offer a range of tree care services including tree trimming, stump grinding, health assessments, and emergency tree removal. No matter your tree care needs, we’re here to provide the services that keep your property safe and attractive.

Affordable Tree Removal Services We believe in offering high-quality tree removal services at competitive prices. We offer free, no-obligation estimates, so you’ll know exactly what to expect before we begin any work. Our goal is to provide efficient and cost-effective tree solutions that fit your budget.

Emergency Tree Removal Storms, high winds, and other natural events can cause trees to become dangerous or unstable. If a tree falls or poses an immediate risk, Richmond Tree Experts GA offers emergency tree removal services to quickly address the situation. Our prompt response helps prevent further damage and ensures the safety of your property and family.

Locally Owned and Trusted Based in Marietta, GA, Richmond Tree Experts GA proudly serves Atlanta and the surrounding communities. As a locally owned business, we take great pride in delivering exceptional tree care to our neighbors. Our commitment to quality service and customer satisfaction has made us a trusted name in the tree care industry.

Signs You Need Tree Removal in Atlanta
There are several indicators that it might be time to remove a tree from your property, including:

Dead or Diseased Trees: Trees that are no longer living or are suffering from diseases can become a safety hazard, especially during storms.
Leaning Trees: If a tree is leaning, it could be a sign of root instability, and it may need to be removed to avoid future danger.
Tree Damage: Severe storm damage can cause a tree to lose its structural integrity, making removal necessary.
Overcrowded Trees: Trees that are too close to buildings, power lines, or other structures should be removed to prevent future damage.
Our Tree Removal Process
Assessment: Our experts assess the tree’s condition and determine the best course of action.
Planning: We plan the tree removal process carefully, taking into consideration the tree’s size, location, and proximity to structures.
Execution: Using the latest tools and techniques, we safely remove the tree, ensuring no damage occurs to your property.
Clean-Up: After removal, we clean up the area and offer additional services like stump grinding if needed.
Serving Atlanta and Surrounding Areas
Located at 1715 Nekoma St, Marietta, GA, Richmond Tree Experts GA proudly serves Atlanta and the surrounding areas. Whether you live in downtown Atlanta or in the outskirts, our team is ready to provide the professional tree removal services you need.

Contact Richmond Tree Experts GA for Tree Removal in Atlanta
When you need expert tree removal services in Atlanta, GA, trust Richmond Tree Experts GA to get the job done safely and efficiently. Our team of certified arborists is here to handle all your tree removal needs with care and professionalism.

Call us today at +1 (770) 974-3964 for a free consultation or to request an estimate. We’re here to help you with any tree care needs you may have.

Speedy Lube: Your Trusted Destination for a Speedy Oil Change in Perris, CA and Moreno Valley

When it comes to keeping your vehicle running smoothly, regular oil changes are a must. If you’re looking for a Speedy Oil Change or need an oil change in Moreno Valley, Speedy Lube is the answer! Conveniently located at 2560 N Perris Blvd, Perris, CA 92571, we specialize in providing fast, reliable, and affordable oil change services to drivers throughout Perris and the nearby Moreno Valley area.

Why Speedy Lube is the Best Choice for Your Oil Change Needs
At Speedy Lube, we prioritize speed, efficiency, and customer satisfaction. Whether you need a Speedy Oil Change or an oil change in Moreno Valley, here’s why so many drivers choose us for their vehicle maintenance needs:

Fast and Efficient Service
We know your time is valuable, and that’s why we offer a Speedy Oil Change that gets you in and out in no time. Our experienced technicians work quickly and effectively to ensure your oil change is done right, with no unnecessary delays. Whether you're on your lunch break or just need a quick service, we’ll have you back on the road in a flash.

Affordable Pricing
At Speedy Lube, we offer competitive prices that make routine oil changes more affordable for everyone. We believe that keeping your vehicle in great condition shouldn’t cost a fortune, so we work hard to provide high-quality service at budget-friendly rates. If you're looking for a great deal on your next oil change in Moreno Valley or Perris, we’ve got you covered!

Convenient Location
Located at 2560 N Perris Blvd, Perris, CA 92571, Speedy Lube is conveniently situated for residents of both Perris and the surrounding Moreno Valley area. Whether you're heading out from Perris or making the short drive from Moreno Valley, Speedy Lube is easy to reach, and we promise a fast service that works around your busy schedule.

Skilled and Friendly Technicians
Our certified technicians are skilled in performing oil changes for all makes and models of vehicles. From cars to trucks to SUVs, we’ve got the experience to handle it all. Our friendly team is committed to delivering excellent service while answering any questions you may have about your vehicle’s needs.

No Appointment Necessary
At Speedy Lube, we understand that life can be hectic. That’s why we don’t require an appointment for an oil change. Simply stop by whenever it’s convenient for you, and we’ll take care of the rest. Our goal is to make the process as simple and quick as possible.

Serving Perris and Moreno Valley with Top-Notch Oil Change Services
Whether you’re in need of a Speedy Oil Change or searching for an oil change in Moreno Valley, Speedy Lube is the local destination you can trust. We use high-quality oils and filters to ensure that your engine continues to run efficiently, and our fast, reliable service is second to none. You can always count on us for a job well done.

Visit Speedy Lube Today!
If you’re in Perris, Moreno Valley, or the surrounding areas and need an oil change, make Speedy Lube your first stop! We’re conveniently located at 2560 N Perris Blvd, Perris, CA 92571, and we’re happy to help drivers from both Perris and Moreno Valley. For more information or to ask about our services, feel free to call us at +1 (951) 517-3186.

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Wild Tree Solutions: Expert Tree Care and Stump Removal Services in Lake Oswego, Oregon

At Wild Tree Solutions, we are committed to providing exceptional tree care services to homeowners and businesses throughout Lake Oswego, Oregon. Whether you need professional stump removal, expert tree cutting, or reliable arborist services, our experienced team is here to ensure your trees and landscape thrive. We are proud to offer a wide range of tree services that focus on both aesthetics and safety, backed by years of experience in the industry.

Stump Removal Lake Oswego: Say Goodbye to Unwanted Stumps
After a tree is removed, the leftover stump can be an eyesore and an obstacle to your landscape. At Wild Tree Solutions, we specialize in stump removal in Lake Oswego, using advanced equipment to grind stumps down to below ground level. Our stump removal process is thorough and efficient, leaving your yard clean and free of any remnants from the tree. Not only does this enhance the appearance of your property, but it also prevents potential tripping hazards and encourages new growth in your garden or lawn.

Tree Care Lake Oswego: Comprehensive Tree Maintenance Services
Proper tree care is essential to ensuring your trees live long, healthy lives. Whether it's routine care or more specialized treatments, Wild Tree Solutions is your go-to provider of comprehensive tree care in Lake Oswego. Our team of skilled arborists provides expert advice and services, including pruning, trimming, fertilization, and disease management, all aimed at promoting strong and healthy trees that enhance your landscape’s beauty.

Tree Cutting Lake Oswego: Professional and Safe Tree Cutting Services
Tree cutting can be a complex and dangerous task, but with the expertise of Wild Tree Solutions, you can be sure that the job will be done safely and efficiently. We provide professional tree cutting services in Lake Oswego, whether you're removing a dead or hazardous tree, or clearing space for new growth. Our experienced arborists take every precaution to ensure the safety of your property, as well as the surrounding trees and structures.

Arborist Services Lake Oswego: Expert Tree Assessments and Advice
When it comes to tree care, you want to trust an expert. At Wild Tree Solutions, we offer professional arborist services in Lake Oswego, giving you the expertise you need to maintain your trees’ health and appearance. Our certified arborists provide tree assessments, risk evaluations, and consultations to determine the best course of action for your trees. Whether you need advice on tree selection, pruning, or pest management, we’re here to help.

Emergency Tree Removal Lake Oswego: Fast and Reliable Services When You Need Them Most
Emergencies can happen at any time, especially when a tree becomes unstable due to storms or other unexpected events. If you’re in need of emergency tree removal in Lake Oswego, Wild Tree Solutions is ready to respond quickly and efficiently. Our team is available 24/7 to handle any urgent tree-related situation, ensuring that your property remains safe and secure. We prioritize safety and act fast to remove fallen or hazardous trees without causing further damage to your landscape.

Why Choose Wild Tree Solutions?
Experienced Arborists: Our certified arborists have extensive knowledge of tree health and care, ensuring your trees get the best possible treatment.

Safety First: We always prioritize safety in every tree service we provide, ensuring minimal disruption to your property and the environment.

Comprehensive Services: From stump removal to tree cutting, pruning, and emergency services, we offer a full range of tree care solutions.

Customer Satisfaction: At Wild Tree Solutions, customer satisfaction is our top priority. We work hard to exceed your expectations on every job.

Contact Wild Tree Solutions Today
For expert tree care, stump removal, tree cutting, and emergency tree removal in Lake Oswego, reach out to Wild Tree Solutions. Our team of arborists is here to help with all your tree care needs, big or small.

Business Contact Information:
Wild Tree Solutions
1426 SE Duke Dr, Hillsboro, OR 97123
Phone: +1 (503) 374-3521

Gutter Tune Up: Affordable Gutter Services, Gutter Tune-Ups, and Metal Roofing in Wisconsin

At Gutter Tune Up, we’re dedicated to offering high-quality and affordable gutter services to homeowners throughout Wisconsin. Based in St. Francis, WI, we specialize in everything from gutter tune-ups in Milwaukee to metal roofing installations, ensuring that your home is protected from the elements. Whether you need a routine gutter cleaning, repairs, or a complete upgrade to your roofing system, our experienced team is here to help.

Affordable Gutter Services: Protecting Your Home Without Breaking the Bank
Your gutters are essential to protecting your home from water damage. When they become clogged or damaged, it can lead to costly repairs. That’s why Gutter Tune Up offers affordable gutter services that ensure your gutters function properly and continue to protect your home year-round.

From cleaning and minor repairs to full replacements and installations, we provide affordable and efficient gutter services that don’t compromise on quality. Our team is committed to providing you with budget-friendly solutions, keeping your home safe without the hefty price tag. We also offer gutter tune-ups in Milwaukee to make sure your gutters are ready for any season, providing preventative care that helps to extend the life of your system.

Gutter Tune-Up Milwaukee: Ensure Your Gutters Are Ready for Any Weather
Living in Milwaukee, you know how unpredictable the weather can be—from heavy snowfalls in the winter to torrential rain in the summer. Regular gutter tune-ups are essential to keeping your home protected from water damage. At Gutter Tune Up, we specialize in gutter tune-ups in Milwaukee to ensure that your gutters are clear and functioning correctly, no matter what the weather brings.

Our gutter tune-up services include cleaning, inspecting for damage, and addressing any blockages or misalignments. We’ll check for rust, cracks, and other issues that could affect your system’s performance. By keeping your gutters well-maintained, we help you prevent water damage, mold growth, and other costly repairs, so you can enjoy peace of mind throughout the year.

Metal Roofing Contractor: Long-Lasting, Durable Roofs for Wisconsin Homes
When it comes to roofing, many homeowners in Wisconsin are opting for metal roofing due to its exceptional durability and long-lasting performance. As an experienced metal roofing contractor, Gutter Tune Up specializes in installing and maintaining high-quality metal roofs that can withstand the harsh Wisconsin climate.

Metal roofing is a great choice for homeowners who want a roof that’s built to last. It offers unmatched protection against snow, ice, rain, and high winds, while also being energy-efficient. Metal roofs reflect sunlight, helping to keep your home cooler in the summer and warmer in the winter. They are also low maintenance, requiring fewer repairs compared to traditional asphalt shingles. Whether you’re looking to install a new metal roof or replace your old roof with something more durable, our team has the expertise to get the job done right.

Why Choose Gutter Tune Up?
Affordable and Reliable Services: We provide high-quality, affordable gutter services and roofing solutions, ensuring that your home is protected without breaking your budget.

Expert Gutter Tune-Ups: Our gutter tune-ups in Milwaukee help ensure that your gutters remain in peak condition, preventing costly repairs down the line.

Specialized Metal Roofing Contractors: As trusted metal roofing contractors, we offer durable and energy-efficient metal roof installations designed to withstand Wisconsin’s harsh weather conditions.

Locally Owned and Operated: Based in St. Francis, WI, we are deeply familiar with the local weather patterns and offer solutions specifically tailored to the needs of Wisconsin homeowners.

Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed: We take pride in our work and are dedicated to providing exceptional service. Our goal is to ensure that every customer is 100% satisfied with the work we do.

Contact Gutter Tune Up Today
Don’t let gutter or roofing issues put your home at risk. If you need affordable gutter services, a gutter tune-up in Milwaukee, or a reliable metal roofing contractor, Gutter Tune Up is here to help. Call us today at +1 (414) 877-8094 or visit us at 1929 E Howard Ave, St. Francis, WI 53235. Let our experienced team provide the expert services you need to keep your home safe, dry, and protected all year long.

Black Sheep Construction LLC: The Leading Construction Company in Holly Springs, NC

When it comes to choosing a reliable construction company, Black Sheep Construction LLC stands out as a trusted name in Holly Springs, NC, and the surrounding areas. Whether you’re planning a new build, undertaking a renovation, or require specialized construction services, our team is dedicated to delivering top-notch results with a focus on quality, reliability, and customer satisfaction. With years of experience and a commitment to excellence, Black Sheep Construction LLC is your ideal partner for all your construction needs.

Why Choose Black Sheep Construction LLC as Your Construction Company?
Experience You Can Trust
With years of experience in the construction industry, Black Sheep Construction LLC has built a reputation for being a reliable and skilled construction company. We’ve handled a variety of projects, ranging from residential builds to commercial developments, and have a proven track record of delivering high-quality work on time and within budget. Our team has the expertise to manage all aspects of the construction process, ensuring that your project runs smoothly from start to finish.

Comprehensive Services
As a full-service construction company, we offer a wide range of services to meet all your construction needs. Whether you’re building a custom home, renovating your existing space, or working on a commercial property, our team can handle every aspect of the project, including design, planning, and execution. We provide services that include but are not limited to:

New Construction
If you're dreaming of a brand-new home or commercial property, Black Sheep Construction LLC is here to make that dream a reality. From site preparation to the final coat of paint, we manage every detail of the construction process. Our team works closely with you to ensure that your vision is brought to life, and we make sure all safety and building codes are strictly followed.

Home Renovations and Remodeling
At Black Sheep Construction LLC, we understand that your home is a reflection of your style and needs. Whether you're renovating your kitchen, updating your bathroom, or adding a new room, our expert team ensures that your remodeling project is completed with precision and care. We focus on bringing your vision to life while improving the functionality and value of your home.

Commercial Construction
We also specialize in commercial construction services, helping businesses create spaces that are both functional and attractive. Whether you're opening a new retail location, building office spaces, or constructing a restaurant, we work with you every step of the way to ensure that your commercial property meets all your business requirements and design preferences.

Custom Projects and Additions
If you're looking for a custom-built feature or an addition to your property, Black Sheep Construction LLC can help. We design and build custom decks, patios, outdoor living spaces, home additions, and more. Our team will ensure that your project integrates seamlessly with your existing structure while adding unique elements that enhance both the function and appeal of your space.

Roofing and Exterior Services
As part of our comprehensive construction services, we also provide roofing, siding, and other exterior services. We help protect your investment with high-quality roofing materials and professional installation to ensure your property is safe, secure, and energy-efficient.

What Sets Us Apart from Other Construction Companies?
Quality Workmanship
At Black Sheep Construction LLC, we take pride in the quality of our work. Every project, no matter how large or small, is completed with the highest standards of craftsmanship. We only use premium materials and work with skilled professionals to ensure that every detail is perfect. When you choose us as your construction company, you can trust that we will deliver results that exceed your expectations.

Personalized Service
Unlike other large construction companies, Black Sheep Construction LLC offers a personalized approach to every project. We take the time to understand your specific needs, goals, and preferences, tailoring our services to meet your individual requirements. We work closely with you to ensure that your project reflects your vision and is completed to your satisfaction.

Transparent Communication
We believe that clear and open communication is essential to the success of any construction project. Our team will keep you informed every step of the way, from initial consultation to project completion. We provide detailed timelines, transparent pricing, and regular progress updates so you always know where your project stands.

Arte Floors: Your Local Carpet Shop, Expert Carpet Fitters, and Wood Flooring Specialists in London

Welcome to Arte Floors, your trusted local carpet shop near me, offering a wide selection of high-quality carpets, expert carpet fitting services, and stunning wood flooring near me. Located at 380 Essex Rd, London N1 3PF, we are committed to providing London residents with top-notch flooring solutions for every room and space. Whether you're looking to enhance your home with a new carpet or transform your floors with beautiful wood options, we have everything you need.

Your Trusted Carpet Shop Near Me
At Arte Floors, we are proud to be your go-to carpet shop near me. We carry an extensive selection of carpets in various styles, colors, textures, and materials to suit your specific needs. From luxurious wool carpets to affordable synthetic options, our range offers something for everyone.

Why choose Arte Floors as your carpet shop near me?

Wide Selection: We offer a wide variety of carpets, including plush, textured, and patterned designs to complement any décor.

Expert Advice: Our knowledgeable team is here to help you find the perfect carpet for your space, providing advice on color, texture, and durability.

Quality Brands: We only stock carpets from trusted, high-quality brands, ensuring you get durable and stylish options that will last for years.

If you’re in the market for a new carpet, stop by Arte Floors, your local carpet shop near me, and discover the best flooring options for your home or business.

Professional Carpet Fitters Near Me
Once you've selected the perfect carpet, our team of professional carpet fitters near me will ensure a flawless installation. At Arte Floors, we understand that the quality of your carpet installation is just as important as the quality of the carpet itself. Our expert carpet fitters are trained to deliver precise and efficient installations, ensuring a smooth, seamless finish every time.

The benefits of choosing carpet fitters near me from Arte Floors include:

Expert Installation: Our carpet fitters have years of experience and use the latest techniques to ensure your carpet is installed correctly.

Minimal Disruption: We work quickly and efficiently, ensuring minimal disruption to your daily routine.

Attention to Detail: We take care of every detail, from proper measurements to perfect seams and edges, leaving you with a beautifully installed carpet that enhances your space.

Choose Arte Floors for professional carpet fitters near me and enjoy the peace of mind that comes with expert installation.

Stunning Wood Flooring Near Me
If you’re looking to elevate your space with natural beauty and elegance, wood flooring near me from Arte Floors is the perfect choice. We offer a wide selection of high-quality wood flooring options, including hardwood, engineered wood, and laminate, to suit every home and office.

The benefits of wood flooring near me from Arte Floors include:

Timeless Beauty: Wood flooring adds warmth and character to any room, creating a sophisticated and welcoming atmosphere.

Durability: Our wood flooring options are designed to withstand the wear and tear of daily life, making them perfect for high-traffic areas.

Eco-Friendly: Many of our wood flooring options are sustainably sourced, making them an environmentally conscious choice.

Whether you’re looking for classic hardwood, durable engineered wood, or affordable laminate, Arte Floors offers the best wood flooring near me to complement your space.

Why Choose Arte Floors?
Local Expertise: As your trusted carpet shop near me and wood flooring specialists, we offer expert advice and high-quality products.

End-to-End Service: From helping you choose the right carpet or wood flooring to providing expert installation services, we’re with you every step of the way.

Affordable Pricing: We offer competitive prices without compromising on quality, so you get great value for your investment.

Customer Satisfaction: Our top priority is ensuring that you are completely satisfied with your flooring purchase and installation.

Visit Arte Floors Today
For the best carpet shop near me, carpet fitters near me, and wood flooring near me, look no further than Arte Floors. Visit us at 380 Essex Rd, London N1 3PF, where our friendly team will assist you in choosing the perfect flooring solution for your home or business.

Call us at +44 20 7050 1155 for more information or to schedule an appointment. Let us help you transform your space with high-quality carpets and wood flooring that will last for years!

Straight Pressure South Florida: Your Local Power Washing Company Offering Top Pressure Washing Deals in South Florida

At Straight Pressure South Florida, we take pride in being your trusted local power washing company. Located in Hialeah, FL, our team is dedicated to providing high-quality pressure washing services to both residential and commercial properties across South Florida. With our expert knowledge and state-of-the-art equipment, we offer a variety of services that can restore the beauty of your home or business. We also offer exclusive pressure washing deals South Florida to ensure you receive the best value for our top-notch services.

Local Power Washing Company: Serving South Florida with Excellence
As a locally owned and operated business, Straight Pressure South Florida understands the needs of our community and strives to deliver exceptional service at competitive rates. When you're looking for a local power washing company, we’re the team you can count on to get the job done right. Our services include everything from pressure washing your driveway and patio to cleaning your building exterior and roof. We use advanced power washing equipment that is both effective and safe for your property.

Being local means we're always available when you need us and can respond quickly to any cleaning request. Whether you're a homeowner, business owner, or property manager, we’re committed to providing you with the highest level of service and satisfaction.

Pressure Washing Deals South Florida: Affordable Cleaning Solutions
At Straight Pressure South Florida, we believe that keeping your property clean shouldn't break the bank. That’s why we offer exclusive pressure washing deals South Florida to ensure you get the best value for your money. Whether you need your driveway cleaned, your building's exterior washed, or your roof refreshed, we have special offers that make our premium services more affordable.

Our deals are designed to make it easy for you to take advantage of our expert pressure washing services without stretching your budget. Contact us today to learn more about our current promotions and book an appointment at a great price.

Straight Pressure South Florida: The Name You Can Trust
When you choose Straight Pressure South Florida, you’re choosing a company that values quality, reliability, and customer satisfaction. Our team is fully trained and experienced in all aspects of pressure washing. We take the time to understand your specific needs and tailor our services accordingly, ensuring the best possible results for every project. Whether you need residential, commercial, or industrial cleaning, we are here to provide a customized solution that suits your property.

Straight Pressure Pressure Washing: High-Quality Services for Every Need
At Straight Pressure South Florida, our Straight Pressure pressure washing service is one of the best in the business. We specialize in a wide range of pressure washing services, including:

House Washing: Restore the beauty of your home’s exterior, removing dirt, grime, and mildew.

Driveway Cleaning: Clean and restore your driveway by removing oil stains, dirt, and other contaminants.

Roof Cleaning: Protect your roof from mold, algae, and debris, enhancing its lifespan.

Deck and Patio Cleaning: Bring back the original look of your outdoor spaces with our expert cleaning services.

Our Straight Pressure pressure washing method ensures that all areas of your property are cleaned effectively, without causing any damage. We use eco-friendly cleaning solutions and state-of-the-art equipment to give your property the best care it deserves.

Why Choose Straight Pressure South Florida?
Local Expertise: As a local company, we understand the specific needs of South Florida homes and businesses, and we tailor our services to meet those needs.

Affordable Pricing: We offer pressure washing deals South Florida to ensure our customers get the best value.

Professional Service: Our team of skilled professionals uses the latest equipment and techniques to achieve the highest quality results.

Eco-Friendly: We use safe, eco-friendly cleaning products that are gentle on your property and the environment.

Contact Straight Pressure South Florida Today!
Ready to experience the best in pressure washing? Straight Pressure South Florida is here to help. Whether you're looking for a local power washing company or fantastic pressure washing deals South Florida, our team is ready to tackle your next project. Call us today at +1 (786) 631-2927 or visit us at 7874 NW 175th St, Hialeah, FL 33015, United States, to learn more about our services or schedule your next appointment.

Upgrade General Contractors Inc.: Your Trusted Roofing Experts in South Florida

At Upgrade General Contractors Inc., we specialize in delivering high-quality roofing solutions to homeowners and businesses across Coral Gables, Pembroke Pines, and South Florida. Whether you need a metal roof installer in Coral Gables, are looking for affordable roofing in Pembroke Pines, or require hurricane damage roof repair in South Florida, our expert team is here to provide the best services to ensure the safety and longevity of your roof.

Metal Roof Installer in Coral Gables
Metal roofing is quickly becoming a popular choice for homeowners and businesses due to its durability, energy efficiency, and sleek modern look. As experienced metal roof installers in Coral Gables, Upgrade General Contractors Inc. is proud to offer a wide variety of metal roofing options, including standing seam, corrugated, and metal shingles. Our team is highly skilled in installing metal roofs that can withstand the harshest weather conditions and offer long-lasting protection for your property.

If you are looking for a reliable and professional metal roof installer in Coral Gables, Upgrade General Contractors Inc. has you covered. We offer personalized consultations to help you choose the right materials and styles that best fit your aesthetic and functional needs. Our expert installers ensure that every metal roof installation is completed with precision and care, providing you with a roof that will stand the test of time.

Affordable Roofing in Pembroke Pines
At Upgrade General Contractors Inc., we understand that the cost of roof repairs or replacements can be a significant concern for many homeowners. That's why we are committed to providing affordable roofing in Pembroke Pines without compromising on quality. We offer a range of roofing services, from repairs and maintenance to full replacements, all at competitive prices.

Our team works closely with each client to find the best roofing solution within their budget. Whether you need a simple repair or a complete roof replacement, we ensure that our services are cost-effective, transparent, and of the highest quality. When you choose Upgrade General Contractors Inc. for your roofing needs in Pembroke Pines, you can trust that you're getting exceptional value at a price you can afford.

Hurricane Damage Roof Repair in South Florida
Living in South Florida, residents and businesses are no strangers to the devastating effects of hurricanes. When your roof sustains damage from a storm, you need fast, reliable repair services to restore the integrity of your home or business. Upgrade General Contractors Inc. offers specialized hurricane damage roof repair in South Florida, providing emergency roofing services to quickly assess and address damage caused by high winds, heavy rain, and flying debris.

Our team is highly experienced in handling all types of storm damage, from missing shingles and leaks to structural damage. We offer comprehensive hurricane damage roof repair services that include temporary fixes to prevent further water intrusion and permanent solutions to restore your roof to its pre-storm condition. We also work closely with your insurance company to help streamline the claims process, making sure you receive the coverage you're entitled to.

Why Choose Upgrade General Contractors Inc.?
Experience and Expertise: With years of roofing experience, we’ve built a reputation as one of the most trusted contractors in South Florida, offering expert services for both residential and commercial properties.

Licensed and Insured: Upgrade General Contractors Inc. is a fully licensed and insured roofing company, so you can have peace of mind knowing that your roof is in good hands.

Customer-Focused Approach: We take pride in putting our clients first, providing clear communication, timely service, and detailed workmanship that exceeds expectations.

Affordable Solutions: We offer a variety of roofing services at competitive prices, ensuring you get high-quality work that fits your budget.

Hurricane-Ready Repairs: In addition to general roofing services, we specialize in hurricane damage roof repair to keep your home or business protected during storm season.

Contact Us Today
If you're looking for a metal roof installer in Coral Gables, need affordable roofing in Pembroke Pines, or require hurricane damage roof repair in South Florida, look no further than Upgrade General Contractors Inc. Our team of roofing experts is ready to handle all your roofing needs, providing you with a roof you can trust to protect your property for years to come.

Address: 1507 N State Road 7 Ste J, Margate, FL 33063
Phone: +1 (754) 270-6499

Call us today to schedule a free consultation or request emergency roofing services. Let Upgrade General Contractors Inc. provide the high-quality, affordable roofing solutions you need in South Florida!

Xpress Elite Chauffeurs: Your Gateway to Exclusive Car Service and Luxury Travel

At Xpress Elite Chauffeurs, located at 81 Mill St, Suite 300, Gahanna, OH 43230, we specialize in providing exclusive car service and private transportation services that cater to both personal and business needs. Whether you're looking for a seamless chauffeur service booking, an elegant airport limousine service, or simply a luxury travel experience, we are committed to delivering an unparalleled standard of comfort, style, and reliability. Our goal is to provide comfort transportation that exceeds your expectations and offers a truly premium experience.

Exclusive Car Service: Experience the Best in Luxury
When you need a ride that goes above and beyond, Xpress Elite Chauffeurs offers exclusive car service that guarantees luxury, comfort, and exceptional customer care. Whether you're attending a high-profile event, a corporate meeting, or simply need a stylish ride, our fleet of luxury vehicles ensures you arrive in elegance.

From sedans and SUVs to limousines, our vehicles are equipped with state-of-the-art amenities that cater to your every need. Our exclusive car service allows you to travel in complete privacy and luxury, whether you're traveling for business, leisure, or special occasions.

Chauffeur Service Booking: Easy and Convenient
Booking your chauffeur service with Xpress Elite Chauffeurs is simple and convenient. Our streamlined chauffeur service booking process ensures that your ride is ready when you need it. Whether it's a last-minute appointment or a scheduled pick-up for a special event, our team will ensure that everything is handled seamlessly.

Our experienced chauffeurs are punctual, professional, and fully dedicated to making your journey comfortable and stress-free. With Xpress Elite Chauffeurs, you can be confident that your chauffeur service booking will be smooth and hassle-free, with no surprises along the way.

Private Transportation Services: Tailored to Your Needs
For those who prefer personalized service and privacy, Xpress Elite Chauffeurs offers private transportation services that cater to your unique requirements. Whether you're looking for a ride to the airport, a day of meetings, or a special occasion, our private transportation services are designed to offer convenience and flexibility.

Our fleet includes a variety of vehicles to suit your needs, from luxury sedans for individual trips to stretch limousines for group travel. Every journey is tailored to meet your specific needs, ensuring you get the best experience possible.

Luxury Travel Experience: Ride in Style and Comfort
At Xpress Elite Chauffeurs, we believe that every trip should be a luxury travel experience. Our focus is on providing you with the highest level of comfort and style, no matter the destination. From the moment you step into one of our luxury vehicles, you will feel the difference in service and quality.

Our luxury travel experience includes impeccable attention to detail, from plush interiors and advanced technology to personalized service by our professional chauffeurs. Whether you’re attending a corporate event or simply exploring the city, we ensure that every ride is as comfortable and enjoyable as possible.

Airport Limousine Service: Stress-Free and On-Time
Traveling to or from the airport can be stressful, but with Xpress Elite Chauffeurs, you can rely on our airport limousine service for a smooth and luxurious experience. We provide airport limousine service that ensures you arrive at your flight on time and in style.

Our professional chauffeurs are knowledgeable about the fastest routes to and from airports, ensuring that you won’t have to worry about delays or parking. Whether you’re catching an early flight or arriving late at night, we offer 24/7 service to meet your travel schedule. Our airport limousine service is perfect for business travelers, families, or anyone looking for a more comfortable, private airport experience.

Comfort Transportation: Every Ride Should Be Relaxing
At Xpress Elite Chauffeurs, we believe that comfort transportation is key to a stress-free travel experience. Whether you're traveling to a business meeting, special event, or airport, we ensure that every ride is as relaxing and enjoyable as possible.

Our comfort transportation services are designed to meet your needs, with a focus on comfort, safety, and convenience. From plush seating and spacious interiors to personalized service from our chauffeurs, we make sure you travel in the utmost comfort from start to finish.

Why Choose Xpress Elite Chauffeurs?
Exclusive Car Service: Our fleet of high-end vehicles provides the luxury and privacy you deserve.

Chauffeur Service Booking: Enjoy an easy, hassle-free booking process, ensuring you get the vehicle you need, when you need it.

Metropolitan Technical Career Institute: Your Path to a Successful Career
Are you looking for the best career institute in New Port Richey? Look no further than Metropolitan Technical Career Institute, where we provide high-quality post-secondary career programs designed to help you develop the skills and credentials you need for a successful future. Located at 7701 Little Rd STE 201, New Port Richey, FL, we are proud to offer a variety of accredited programs that prepare students for thriving careers in some of today’s fastest-growing fields.

But what exactly is a career institute? Simply put, a career institute is a specialized educational institution focused on providing students with practical, hands-on training in specific industries, often leading to certification or licensure. At Metropolitan Technical Career Institute, we focus on preparing students for employment by offering career-focused training that leads to real-world skills, certifications, and job-ready credentials.

What is a Career Institute?
A career institute is a post-secondary educational institution that focuses on providing students with specialized training and education designed to prepare them for specific careers. Unlike traditional four-year colleges, which offer a broad academic curriculum, career institutes provide targeted programs that teach practical skills required for particular professions. This focused training often leads to certification or licensure, allowing students to quickly enter the workforce after completing their program.

Career institutes, like Metropolitan Technical Career Institute, emphasize hands-on learning and industry-specific skills, ensuring that students are job-ready upon graduation. Our programs are structured to meet the needs of both local employers and the students we serve, which is why we’re considered the best career institute in New Port Richey.

Why Choose Metropolitan Technical Career Institute?
At Metropolitan Technical Career Institute, we pride ourselves on offering a practical, high-quality education that helps students achieve their career goals. Here’s why we stand out as the best career institute in New Port Richey:

Focused Career Training:
Our post-secondary career programs are tailored to help you acquire specific skills that are in demand by employers. Whether you're interested in Medical Billing and Coding, Dental Assisting, or Bookkeeping and Accounting, we offer the training you need to succeed.

Hands-On Experience:
We believe that the best way to learn is by doing. Our programs emphasize hands-on learning and provide real-world experience to ensure you're ready to hit the ground running in your career.

Experienced Instructors:
Learn from instructors who have years of industry experience. They are passionate about sharing their knowledge and helping you succeed.

Job-Ready Certifications:
Many of our programs culminate in certification exams that validate your expertise in your field, making you more attractive to potential employers. We offer job-ready certification courses that equip you with the skills employers need right now.

Flexible Learning Options:
Life doesn’t stop when you decide to go back to school. That’s why we offer flexible scheduling options to accommodate working adults, families, and anyone who has other responsibilities.

Local Access to Quality Education:
Located at 7701 Little Rd STE 201, New Port Richey, FL, our institute is conveniently located to serve the greater New Port Richey area. Whether you're from within the city or surrounding communities, our campus is easily accessible, and we’re committed to helping you succeed in your education and career.

Post-Secondary Career Programs: Training for Success
Our post-secondary career programs are designed to provide you with the education and skills you need to enter high-demand fields quickly. Here are some of the programs we offer:

Medical Billing and Coding:
This program trains students to handle insurance claims, medical records, and coding for billing purposes. It’s an essential role in healthcare and offers a stable, growing career path.

Dental Assisting:
Our dental assisting program prepares you to assist dental professionals with patient care, sterilization of equipment, and administrative tasks. You'll be ready to work in any dental office.

Bookkeeping and Accounting:
Learn how to manage financial records, prepare taxes, and use accounting software like QuickBooks. This program is ideal for those who enjoy working with numbers and want a career in financial management.

Pharmacy Technician:
Become an integral part of a pharmacy team by assisting with medication distribution, customer service, and pharmacy operations.

Each program is designed with the specific skills and certifications required for the profession in mind, ensuring that you’re ready for a fulfilling career upon graduation.

Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC: Enhanced Curb Appeal, Paver Cleaning, and Storefront Cleaning in Port Charlotte, FL

At Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC, we understand how important it is to maintain the beauty and cleanliness of your property. Whether you're a homeowner wanting to boost your home's curb appeal or a business owner looking to keep your storefront looking fresh, we offer professional cleaning services tailored to meet your needs. Serving Port Charlotte, FL, and surrounding areas, we specialize in services like enhanced curb appeal, paver cleaning, and storefront cleaning that will help elevate the appearance of your property and make a lasting first impression.

Enhanced Curb Appeal: Make Your Property Stand Out
Your home’s exterior is the first thing people notice, and enhanced curb appeal can make all the difference when it comes to creating a welcoming atmosphere. Whether you're planning to sell your home or simply want to enjoy a beautifully maintained property, increasing your curb appeal is one of the best ways to make a statement.

At Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC, we offer a variety of services designed to boost your property's curb appeal. From soft washing your house’s exterior and cleaning your driveway to paver cleaning and pressure washing your fence, our team can handle all of your exterior cleaning needs. Our expert team uses high-quality equipment and safe, eco-friendly cleaning solutions to make sure your property shines, increasing both its beauty and value.

Paver Cleaning: Restore the Beauty of Your Walkways and Patios
Pavers are a popular choice for driveways, patios, and walkways, thanks to their durability and aesthetic appeal. However, over time, dirt, grime, weeds, and algae can build up, causing your pavers to lose their luster. Paver cleaning is an essential service to maintain the appearance and functionality of your paver surfaces.

At Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC, we offer specialized paver cleaning services that remove dirt, mold, mildew, and other debris without damaging the paver surface. We use the appropriate pressure and cleaning techniques to safely restore the color and texture of your pavers, leaving them looking as good as new. Our professional cleaning not only improves the appearance of your patios, driveways, and walkways but also helps prevent future buildup, ensuring long-lasting beauty and durability.

Storefront Cleaning: Keep Your Business Looking Its Best
As a business owner, your storefront is the first thing potential customers see when they approach your store. A clean, well-maintained storefront is key to making a positive first impression and encouraging customers to walk in. Over time, dirt, grime, and other contaminants can accumulate on windows, doors, sidewalks, and walls, diminishing your business's curb appeal.

Storefront cleaning is a vital service to maintain the cleanliness and professionalism of your commercial property. At Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC, we offer expert storefront cleaning that includes cleaning windows, pressure washing the exterior, and removing dirt and debris from walkways. Our team uses safe, effective techniques to ensure your storefront shines, making it inviting for customers and giving your business a polished, professional look. Whether you run a restaurant, retail store, or office, we’ll help you make a lasting impression with a spotless storefront.

Why Choose Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC?
When you choose Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC for your enhanced curb appeal, paver cleaning, and storefront cleaning needs, you're choosing a team of experienced professionals who care about delivering exceptional results. Here’s why we’re the trusted choice for property owners in Port Charlotte, FL:

Experienced Technicians: Our team is highly trained in the latest cleaning techniques, ensuring safe and effective results for all surfaces.
State-of-the-Art Equipment: We use high-quality equipment and eco-friendly cleaning solutions to achieve the best results without harming the environment.
Affordable Pricing: We offer competitive pricing with transparent, no-hidden-fee estimates so you know exactly what to expect.
Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed: We are committed to providing outstanding service and ensuring that you are completely satisfied with the results.
Contact Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC Today!
If you want to enhance your curb appeal, restore the beauty of your pavers, or maintain a spotless storefront, Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC is here to help. We are proud to serve Port Charlotte, FL, and surrounding areas with professional cleaning services that will leave your property looking its best.

Call us today at +1 (941) 830-5630 to schedule an appointment or request a free estimate. Let us help you boost your property’s appearance with our expert cleaning services!

Chef Brandon Rogers, LLC: Elevating Dining to the Next Level

When it comes to exceptional cuisine that transcends the ordinary, Chef Brandon Rogers, LLC is a name that stands out. Known as a Next Level Chef, Brandon Rogers is redefining what it means to experience fine dining with an innovative touch. Whether you're hosting an intimate dinner or planning an unforgettable event, Chef Rogers brings culinary artistry and creativity to every dish, ensuring your dining experience is nothing short of extraordinary.

Located in the heart of Chicago at 1 E Erie St, Suite 525-5584, Chicago, IL 60611, Chef Brandon Rogers, LLC is committed to taking your taste buds on an unforgettable journey. With an eye for detail and a passion for perfection, Chef Rogers is more than just a chef—he's a culinary visionary who takes pride in pushing the boundaries of flavor and presentation.

What Makes Chef Brandon Rogers a Next Level Chef?
Being a Next Level Chef isn't just about cooking—it's about innovation, technique, and creating an experience that goes beyond just the food. Chef Brandon Rogers combines classical training with contemporary methods to craft dishes that are visually stunning and bursting with flavor. His focus on quality ingredients, bold flavors, and beautiful presentations has earned him a reputation as one of Chicago's most sought-after chefs.

Chef Rogers is not afraid to experiment, blending diverse culinary traditions and techniques to create bold new flavors. His approach is always fresh, dynamic, and adaptable, ensuring that each meal is perfectly tailored to his client’s tastes and needs.

Customized Culinary Experiences That Go Above and Beyond
As a Next Level Chef, Chef Brandon Rogers offers more than just a meal—he creates an experience. From private dinners to corporate events, Chef Rogers works closely with his clients to design custom menus that reflect their preferences and dietary needs. Every dish is crafted with care, using the freshest ingredients and the highest standards of quality.

Whether you are planning a lavish wedding reception, an intimate dinner party, or a corporate gala, Chef Rogers ensures that each event is perfectly catered to your vision. His attention to detail extends beyond the food to every aspect of the dining experience, from the table settings to the ambiance. With Chef Brandon Rogers at the helm, your event is guaranteed to be an unforgettable culinary experience.

The Art of Presentation: More Than Just a Meal
Being a Next Level Chef means Chef Brandon Rogers doesn’t just focus on taste—he also brings artistry to the presentation of each dish. He believes that food should not only taste incredible, but also look beautiful and evoke emotion. Each plate is a work of art, designed to delight the eyes as much as the palate. From vibrant colors to unique plating techniques, Chef Rogers ensures that every meal feels like an exclusive, one-of-a-kind creation.

Passion for Excellence
What truly sets Chef Brandon Rogers apart as a Next Level Chef is his unwavering commitment to excellence. For him, cooking is a passion, not just a profession. This passion is evident in every dish he creates. Chef Rogers takes the time to understand the nuances of each ingredient and how to elevate it to its fullest potential, ensuring that every meal is a masterpiece.

His commitment to excellence extends to his business as well. Chef Rogers runs Chef Brandon Rogers, LLC with the utmost professionalism, ensuring that each client receives top-tier service and culinary satisfaction. With a focus on customer satisfaction and a passion for delivering exceptional dining experiences, Chef Rogers consistently exceeds expectations.

Why Choose Chef Brandon Rogers, LLC?
When you choose Chef Brandon Rogers, LLC, you’re not just getting a chef—you’re getting a Next Level Chef who will take your event or dining experience to new heights. Chef Rogers’ creative and personalized approach to cooking guarantees that your menu will be as unique as your event, while his dedication to quality ensures that every bite is flawless.

Chef Brandon Rogers, LLC is perfect for those who want to take their dining experiences to the next level, offering:

Custom Menus: Tailored to your event and preferences, from intimate dinners to large celebrations.
Expert Culinary Techniques: A blend of classic training and modern innovation for flavors that surprise and delight.
Attention to Detail: From the first bite to the last, every element of your meal is crafted with precision.
Unforgettable Dining Experiences: Whether for business or pleasure, Chef Rogers makes sure your event is memorable.
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Experience the Healing Power of Magic Mushrooms at Magic Crystal Health & Wellness – Detroit’s Trusted Magic Mushrooms Dispensary

Welcome to Magic Crystal Health & Wellness, your premier destination for magic mushrooms in Detroit. As one of the leading Magic Mushrooms Dispensaries in Detroit, we offer a safe, supportive environment where you can discover the transformative benefits of psilocybin mushrooms. Whether you're looking for mental clarity, emotional healing, or personal growth, we are here to guide you every step of the way.

Why Choose Magic Crystal Health & Wellness?
As a top-rated Detroit Magic Mushrooms Dispensary, we are committed to providing high-quality, lab-tested magic mushrooms and wellness products that support mental, emotional, and physical well-being. At Magic Crystal Health & Wellness, we understand the powerful potential of magic mushrooms in promoting self-discovery, healing, and personal growth.

Located at 14708 E Jefferson Ave, Detroit, MI 48215, our dispensary is a trusted resource for those looking to explore the profound benefits of psilocybin mushrooms. Our knowledgeable team is here to educate, assist, and support you on your wellness journey with personalized recommendations and guidance.

The Power of Magic Mushrooms: Unlocking Mental Health Benefits
Magic mushrooms, also known as psilocybin mushrooms, have been used for centuries in spiritual and healing practices. Recent research has revealed that psilocybin—the active compound in these mushrooms—can have powerful effects on mental health. Studies show that magic mushrooms can help alleviate symptoms of depression, anxiety, PTSD, and even substance abuse.

As one of the leading Magic Mushrooms Dispensaries in Detroit, we are dedicated to providing our clients with safe, reliable access to magic mushrooms. At Magic Crystal Health & Wellness, we offer a range of products that include dried magic mushrooms, psilocybin-infused tinctures, edibles, and capsules, all designed to help you heal, grow, and improve your quality of life.

What Sets Magic Crystal Health & Wellness Apart?
At Magic Crystal Health & Wellness, we strive to create a welcoming environment where you can explore the benefits of magic mushrooms at your own pace. As part of the growing community of Detroit Magic Mushrooms Dispensaries, we prioritize customer education, safety, and care.

We take great pride in sourcing only the highest quality products, ensuring that each batch of magic mushrooms is lab-tested for potency and purity. Whether you're new to psilocybin or an experienced user, our team is here to provide you with expert advice on dosing, usage, and the potential benefits of psilocybin.

Our dispensary offers more than just products—we offer a holistic approach to well-being. Our services include wellness coaching, educational workshops, and community events to help you fully understand the therapeutic potential of magic mushrooms and how they can fit into your wellness journey.

Why Detroit is the Perfect Place to Explore Magic Mushrooms
Detroit is a city known for its rich history, cultural diversity, and resilience. As interest in magic mushrooms continues to grow, Detroit Magic Mushrooms Dispensaries are emerging as key players in the city's wellness scene. At Magic Crystal Health & Wellness, we are proud to be part of this movement, offering a trusted space for Detroiters to access the healing power of psilocybin mushrooms.

Whether you're seeking relief from stress, anxiety, or depression, or simply looking to explore new dimensions of personal growth, Detroit is the perfect place to begin your journey with magic mushrooms. With the right guidance, support, and products, magic mushrooms can be a transformative tool in your pursuit of mental and emotional wellness.

Visit Us Today!
Ready to experience the healing power of magic mushrooms? Visit Magic Crystal Health & Wellness at 14708 E Jefferson Ave, Detroit, MI 48215. Our dedicated team is here to answer all your questions and help you find the right products for your needs.

For more information, call us at +1 (313) 458-7093. We look forward to welcoming you to Magic Crystal Health & Wellness, where we make your wellness journey a priority.

Plan Your Dream Vacation with The Travel Planners – Kerala Holiday Packages

Kerala, with its lush green landscapes, pristine beaches, tranquil backwaters, and rich cultural heritage, is undoubtedly one of the most beautiful destinations to visit in India. Whether you’re seeking a relaxing getaway, an adventure-filled vacation, or a deep dive into Kerala’s unique traditions, there’s something for every traveler. At The Travel Planners, we specialize in offering tailor-made Kerala holiday packages that are designed to give you the best experience of this enchanting destination.

Located in Kariyad, Mecadu.p.o, Nedumbassery, Cochin, Kerala, The Travel Planners is dedicated to providing personalized and memorable experiences for all types of travelers. Whether you’re a solo explorer, a couple on a honeymoon, or a family looking for a fun-filled vacation, we have the perfect Kerala holiday package for you.

Why Choose The Travel Planners for Your Kerala Holiday Packages?
At The Travel Planners, we believe that every holiday should be a unique and unforgettable experience. Here's why you should trust us with your Kerala holiday plans:

Customizable Holiday Packages: We understand that every traveler has different interests. That's why our Kerala holiday packages are fully customizable to fit your preferences. Whether you're interested in exploring the backwaters, unwinding on the beaches, or discovering Kerala’s rich cultural history, we tailor each package just for you.

Expert Local Knowledge: With years of experience, we know the best tourist spots in Kerala. We can guide you to popular destinations like Munnar, Kovalam, and Kochi, as well as hidden gems that many tourists miss. Our local knowledge ensures that you’ll get the most out of your time in Kerala.

Affordable Packages: Whether you’re on a budget or looking for a luxurious experience, we offer Kerala holiday packages to suit all price ranges. Our goal is to provide the best value for your money, ensuring a memorable experience without breaking the bank.

End-to-End Services: From transport and accommodation to guided tours and activities, we take care of every detail. Our Kerala holiday packages include everything you need for a hassle-free trip, allowing you to focus on enjoying your vacation.

Customer-Centric Approach: Our top priority is your satisfaction. We’re dedicated to ensuring that your Kerala holiday is seamless, and we provide 24/7 support during your trip. Our team is always available to assist with any requests or concerns you may have.

Popular Kerala Holiday Packages
The Travel Planners offers a variety of Kerala holiday packages designed to cater to different interests and preferences. Some of our most popular packages include:

Kerala Backwater Holiday Package
Experience the serene backwaters of Kerala in this package, which includes a stay on a traditional houseboat in Alleppey or Kumarakom. Drift through the tranquil waterways, surrounded by lush greenery and quaint villages, for a truly peaceful getaway.

Kerala Honeymoon Package
Celebrate love in the most romantic setting with our Kerala Honeymoon Package. Explore the hill stations of Munnar, relax on the beaches of Kovalam, and take a peaceful houseboat cruise in Alleppey. This package includes candlelight dinners, spa treatments, and private moments that make your honeymoon unforgettable.

Family Kerala Tour Package
This family-friendly package includes some of Kerala’s top attractions, such as Munnar’s tea gardens, the backwaters of Alleppey, and the beaches of Varkala. Our family Kerala holiday packages also offer fun and educational experiences for kids, making it perfect for all age groups.

Kerala Hill Stations and Wildlife Package
For nature lovers, this package offers a blend of Kerala’s beautiful hill stations and rich wildlife. Explore the tea plantations of Munnar, trek through the forests of Wayanad, and experience wildlife safaris in Periyar Wildlife Sanctuary to spot tigers, elephants, and more.

Kerala Beach Holiday Package
Kerala’s coastline is home to some of the most stunning beaches in India. This package includes stays at Kovalam, Varkala, and Bekal, where you can enjoy sunbathing, water sports, and relaxing by the beach. It’s perfect for beach lovers looking for a combination of relaxation and adventure.

Cultural Kerala Holiday Package
Discover the rich cultural heritage of Kerala with this package, which includes visits to the historic sites of Kochi, the famous temples of Trivandrum, and cultural performances like Kathakali and Kalaripayattu. Immerse yourself in the arts, traditions, and history that make Kerala so unique.

Plan Your Kerala Holiday with The Travel Planners

Your Trusted Plantation Pest Control Company: Keeping Homes and Businesses Pest-Free
If you're a homeowner or business operator in Plantation, Florida, you already know that the warm, humid climate is ideal—not just for people, but for pests too. Termites, ants, roaches, rodents, and other invasive pests love our environment, but that doesn’t mean you have to live with them. The right plantation pest control company can make a world of difference in keeping your property safe and pest-free.

That’s where Property Pest Solutions comes in. As a leading name in local pest management, they specialize in offering tailored solutions to homes and commercial spaces in Plantation. Their experience, customer-first attitude, and eco-conscious practices make them the go-to option for anyone searching for reliable pest control near me.

Why Choose a Plantation Pest Control Company?
When it comes to dealing with pests, many people try to manage the problem on their own. DIY sprays and traps might work temporarily, but they often fail to address the root cause. That’s why hiring a professional plantation pest control company is the smartest, most effective long-term solution.

Here are a few key reasons why:

Local Expertise: Companies based in Plantation understand the specific pest issues that impact our region, including seasonal behaviors and preferred hiding spots.

Targeted Treatments: Instead of generic solutions, you get customized plans built around your property’s unique structure and problem areas.

Preventive Care: The best pest control is proactive, not reactive. Regular service plans can stop infestations before they start.

If you’ve ever searched for pest control plantation services and felt overwhelmed by the results, Property Pest Solutions makes the choice easy with a proven track record and transparent service.

What Makes Property Pest Solutions Stand Out
There’s no shortage of pest control providers in South Florida. So, what sets Property Pest Solutions apart?

Comprehensive Services: They handle everything from ants and spiders to termites and rodents.

Eco-Friendly Products: Treatments are safe for children, pets, and the environment.

Licensed Technicians: Highly trained staff that understands pest behavior and best practices for removal.

Prompt Response: You won’t be waiting around for help—fast service is their standard.

With the full suite of pest control solutions, this plantation pest control company is trusted by hundreds of families and businesses throughout the area.

Common Pests in Plantation, Florida
To understand why pest control plantation is in high demand, you need to know what you're up against. Here are the most common pests that Property Pest Solutions handles:

Termites: Known as "silent destroyers," they can compromise your home's structural integrity without you knowing.

Ants: They may look harmless, but carpenter ants can cause serious wood damage.

Cockroaches: Roaches are unsightly, unhygienic, and nearly impossible to remove without expert help.

Rodents: Rats and mice don’t just steal food—they spread bacteria and can gnaw through wires.

Spiders and Silverfish: While not as destructive, these pests can indicate deeper infestations and cause discomfort.

Whatever’s invading your space, Property Pest Solutions is ready to eliminate them effectively and safely.

Residential & Commercial Pest Control Services
Whether it’s your family home or a multi-unit commercial complex, pest problems require fast, efficient action. That’s why this plantation pest control company offers tailored plans for both residential and commercial clients.

Residential Services include:

Full-home pest inspections

Interior & exterior treatments

Quarterly maintenance plans

Termite prevention systems

Commercial Services include:

Discreet treatments outside of business hours

Compliance with health regulations

Regular inspections to avoid surprises

Pest prevention plans to protect your reputation

No matter your need, Property Pest Solutions offers flexible scheduling, customized strategies, and lasting results.

Searching for Pest Control Near Me?
The moment you spot a bug or hear the scratching of a rodent in the wall, the first thought that comes to mind is “I need pest control near me—fast!” A local company not only gets to you quicker but understands the specific pest landscape of your neighborhood.

Pest control near me searches often lead to impersonal national chains. However, working with a community-based company like Property Pest Solutions means you’ll get service that’s both fast and familiar.

The Property Pest Solutions Process
Wondering what working with this top-rated plantation pest control company looks like? Here’s their simple, effective process:

FamLee Pressure Washing Services: Best Pressure Washing Services Near Fulton, MO & Affordable House Washing in Mexico, MO
At FamLee Pressure Washing Services, we take pride in providing the best pressure washing services near Fulton, MO and affordable house washing in Mexico, MO. Whether you need to clean your home’s exterior, remove grime from your driveway, or restore the look of your deck, we offer expert cleaning solutions that are designed to deliver outstanding results. Our team of professionals uses the latest pressure washing technology to ensure your property is spotless, protected, and well-maintained.

Why Choose FamLee Pressure Washing Services?
When it comes to pressure washing near Fulton, MO, and house washing in Mexico, MO, FamLee Pressure Washing Services is the trusted name for residents and business owners alike. Here’s why our customers choose us for their pressure washing needs:

Experienced and Professional Team Our skilled technicians are trained to handle a wide range of pressure washing tasks, ensuring that your home and property are treated with the utmost care. We understand the specifics of different surfaces, and we tailor our services to suit each project.

Affordable Pricing We believe that quality pressure washing services should be accessible to everyone. Whether you're looking for house washing in Mexico, MO, or pressure washing near Fulton, MO, we offer competitive pricing that doesn’t break the bank. We also provide free estimates, so you know exactly what to expect.

Comprehensive Services At FamLee Pressure Washing Services, we offer a variety of services to meet your specific needs, including:

House washing
Driveway cleaning
Deck and patio cleaning
Roof and gutter cleaning
Commercial and residential pressure washing
Eco-Friendly Cleaning Solutions We use eco-friendly cleaning agents that are safe for your property and the environment. You can trust us to provide a thorough cleaning without causing harm to the surrounding landscape or ecosystem.

Top-Quality Equipment We use state-of-the-art pressure washing equipment to deliver superior results. Whether it’s a residential property or a larger commercial project, we have the right tools to get the job done efficiently.

Customer Satisfaction Guarantee We are committed to delivering exceptional results on every project. Our goal is to exceed your expectations, and we’ll work hard to ensure you're completely satisfied with our services.

Best Pressure Washing Services Near Fulton, MO
If you’re looking for the best pressure washing services near Fulton, MO, look no further than FamLee Pressure Washing Services. We specialize in providing top-notch pressure washing services to homeowners and businesses in Fulton and surrounding areas. Our services include:

Exterior House Cleaning: We offer comprehensive house washing services to remove dirt, mildew, mold, and other contaminants from your home’s exterior. This not only enhances curb appeal but also helps protect your property from potential damage caused by these elements.

Driveway and Walkway Cleaning: Over time, driveways and walkways can accumulate stains from oil, dirt, and other debris. Our pressure washing techniques restore these surfaces to their original condition, giving your home a fresh look.

Deck and Patio Washing: Your deck or patio is an outdoor space that deserves attention. Whether it’s covered with dirt, algae, or grime, we can clean and revitalize it, making it a great place to relax again.

Roof and Gutter Cleaning: Regular roof and gutter maintenance is essential to keeping your home protected. Our pressure washing service will safely remove debris, leaves, and moss, helping to avoid costly repairs down the road.

Affordable House Washing in Mexico, MO
Is your home in need of a thorough cleaning? At FamLee Pressure Washing Services, we provide affordable house washing in Mexico, MO, to help keep your home looking beautiful and well-maintained. Regular pressure washing is an important part of home upkeep, and our affordable services ensure that your home gets the attention it deserves.

Why is House Washing Important?
Improved Curb Appeal: The exterior of your home is the first thing people notice, and a clean home can significantly improve its overall appearance. Whether you're preparing to sell or just want to enjoy a fresh, clean look, house washing is a simple solution to boost curb appeal.

Prevent Damage: Dirt, mold, mildew, and algae can build up on the exterior of your home, which can lead to long-term damage. Regular house washing prevents these contaminants from eating away at your siding, walls, and foundation.

Reliable Home Maintenance and Renovation Services in Stamford, CT

At Handyman Services Maintenance & Remodeling, located at 750 E Main St, Stamford, CT, we provide comprehensive home and property maintenance, as well as renovation services for homeowners in Stamford and the surrounding areas. Whether you're looking for home maintenance near me, property maintenance near me, home renovation near me, or searching for a general contractor near me, our expert team is here to help. We offer professional, efficient, and affordable solutions to keep your home in top condition and make your renovation dreams come true.

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Regular home maintenance is essential to prevent small problems from turning into expensive repairs. If you're searching for home maintenance near me, look no further than Handyman Services Maintenance & Remodeling. We provide a wide range of maintenance services designed to keep your home safe, comfortable, and functional. From seasonal tasks like gutter cleaning and HVAC maintenance to routine inspections and small repairs, we take care of all your home maintenance needs. With our help, you can rest easy knowing your home is well-maintained and ready for anything.

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Whether you own a residential or commercial property, keeping it in top shape requires regular maintenance. If you're looking for property maintenance near me, Handyman Services Maintenance & Remodeling has you covered. Our property maintenance services are designed to address the unique needs of your property, including landscaping, cleaning, general repairs, and more. We work with property owners and managers to ensure that every aspect of your property is well-maintained, whether it’s handling minor repairs, managing exterior maintenance, or conducting regular inspections. Our goal is to help you protect your investment and create a safe, welcoming environment for tenants or residents.

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A home renovation can completely change the way you experience your space. If you're searching for home renovation near me, Handyman Services Maintenance & Remodeling is here to help you bring your vision to life. Whether you’re dreaming of a new kitchen, a spa-like bathroom, or a more open floor plan, our team of experts can guide you through every step of your renovation project. From the initial design to the final touches, we work with you to ensure that your renovation reflects your style and meets your functional needs. With our experience and attention to detail, your home renovation will be completed on time and within budget.

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When it comes to larger renovation projects or new construction, finding the right general contractor near me is crucial. As a trusted general contractor in Stamford, CT, Handyman Services Maintenance & Remodeling offers full-service contracting for all your home improvement needs. We manage every aspect of your project, including coordinating subcontractors, securing permits, and overseeing construction. Whether you're remodeling your kitchen, adding a room, or building a new structure, we ensure that your project is completed to the highest standards. Our team works closely with you to keep your project on track and within budget while maintaining open communication throughout the process.

Why Choose Handyman Services Maintenance & Remodeling?
At Handyman Services Maintenance & Remodeling, we are dedicated to providing high-quality services and exceptional customer satisfaction. Here are some reasons why we are the go-to choice for home maintenance, property maintenance, home renovation, and general contractor services in Stamford, CT:

Experienced Team: Our team of skilled professionals has years of experience in home maintenance, renovations, and contracting, ensuring that your project is in capable hands.

Comprehensive Services: From routine maintenance and repairs to large-scale renovations and property management, we offer a wide range of services to meet your needs.

SLM Star Handyman: Expert Home Repairs and Property Maintenance in Southend-on-Sea and Essex

When it comes to home repairs in Southend-on-Sea or property maintenance in Southend, SLM Star Handyman is your trusted local partner. Whether you're facing a minor repair or need ongoing maintenance, we provide professional services that cater to both residential and commercial properties. Our handyman experts in Southend-on-Sea are skilled, reliable, and dedicated to delivering quality results every time.

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At SLM Star Handyman, we understand that home repairs in Southend-on-Sea are an essential part of maintaining a comfortable and safe living environment. Our team of handyman experts in Southend-on-Sea is here to handle all types of home repairs, from small fixes to more complex tasks. Whether it’s a leaky faucet, a broken door, or a malfunctioning electrical outlet, we’re equipped to provide fast and reliable solutions.

Our home repair services include:

Plumbing repairs (leaks, blockages, faucet installations)

Electrical repairs (outlets, light fixtures, wiring)

General carpentry (door repairs, shelving installations)

Painting and decorating (walls, ceilings, and touch-ups)

Wall mounting (TVs, shelves, mirrors)

Flooring repairs (tile, hardwood, and carpet)

We aim to make your home safe and functional again with our affordable and efficient services.

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If you’re in need of handyman repairs in Essex, SLM Star Handyman is proud to offer our expert services throughout the region. Whether you’re a homeowner or a business owner, we provide a wide variety of handyman services that cover all your repair and maintenance needs. From fixing broken appliances to ensuring your property is well-maintained, our team is always ready to assist.

Our handyman repair services in Essex include:

General property repairs (plumbing, electrical, and carpentry)

Installation services (shelves, light fixtures, blinds)

Property upkeep and maintenance (painting, cleaning, repairs)

Emergency repairs for urgent issues like leaks or electrical faults

With our vast experience and dedication, we are one of the most trusted handyman repair providers in Essex.

Property Maintenance in Southend: Keep Your Home in Top Shape
Regular property maintenance in Southend is key to preserving the value of your property and preventing costly repairs down the line. At SLM Star Handyman, we offer a comprehensive range of maintenance services to ensure that your home or business is always in optimal condition. From seasonal checks to ongoing upkeep, our team of handyman experts in Southend-on-Sea will keep everything running smoothly.

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Gutter cleaning and maintenance

Roof repairs and inspections

Window and door repairs

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Why Choose SLM Star Handyman?
Experienced Handyman Experts: Our team consists of skilled professionals with years of experience, offering a wide range of handyman services in Southend-on-Sea and Essex.

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If you're looking for expert home repairs in Southend-on-Sea, reliable handyman repairs in Essex, or professional property maintenance in Southend, SLM Star Handyman is here to help. Contact us today at +447467797250 or visit us at North Ave, Southend-on-Sea SS2 4EN, United Kingdom. Let our team of handyman experts in Southend-on-Sea take care of all your repair and maintenance needs!

Beyond Pest Control: Your Trusted Solution for Pest Control Services in Astoria, NY
When pests invade your home or business, they can cause significant damage and disrupt your peace of mind. If you're searching for a reliable exterminator near me, Beyond Pest Control is here to provide top-notch pest control services in Astoria, NY, and the surrounding areas. Our professional team is dedicated to safely and effectively eliminating pests, ensuring that your home or business remains pest-free.

Comprehensive Pest Control Services
At Beyond Pest Control, we offer a range of pest control services designed to meet the unique needs of our clients. Whether you need bed bug treatment, rodent control, cockroach extermination, or flea control, our skilled technicians are equipped with the knowledge and tools to tackle any pest problem.

Bed Bug Treatment
Bed bugs can be a nightmare to deal with, as they are notorious for hiding in cracks, crevices, and furniture. If you are experiencing a bed bug infestation, our bed bug treatment services are designed to eradicate these pests quickly and efficiently. Using safe, eco-friendly methods, we ensure that your home or business is free from these annoying bloodsuckers.

Rodent Control
Rodents like rats and mice can cause major damage to your property by chewing through wires, insulation, and even wood. They are also known to carry diseases that can affect both humans and pets. At Beyond Pest Control, we provide effective rodent control services that focus on identifying the source of the infestation and preventing future problems. Our team offers mice removal services that will help keep your property rodent-free.

Cockroach Extermination
Cockroaches are not only unsightly but also pose serious health risks. They can spread bacteria and trigger allergies. If you're dealing with a cockroach problem, our cockroach extermination services will eliminate these pests at their source. We use advanced techniques to ensure your home or business is free of cockroaches and remains that way.

Flea Control
Fleas are a common problem for pet owners, but they can also infest homes and businesses. These tiny, jumping pests can cause discomfort for your pets and family members. With our flea control services, we target both adult fleas and their eggs to ensure complete eradication. Protect your pets and loved ones with our professional flea control solutions.

Ant Extermination
Ants are among the most common pests, often invading kitchens and pantries in search of food. If you're struggling with an ant infestation, our ant extermination services are the answer. We target the ant colony, addressing the root of the problem to ensure long-lasting results. No matter the species of ants, we have the tools and experience to eliminate them.

Mice Removal
Mice are often found in homes during the colder months, but they can be a problem year-round. Our mice removal services focus on both removing the rodents and sealing any entry points to prevent future infestations. We understand how disruptive and unhealthy a mouse problem can be, so we take swift action to restore your peace of mind.

Why Choose Beyond Pest Control?
At Beyond Pest Control, we are committed to providing reliable, efficient, and eco-friendly pest control services. Here’s why our customers trust us:

Experienced Technicians: Our team is highly trained in pest control and equipped with the latest tools to handle any pest infestation.

Eco-Friendly Solutions: We use safe and environmentally friendly pest control methods that are effective yet gentle on the planet.

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Customer Satisfaction: We pride ourselves on our excellent customer service and strive to exceed your expectations with every job.

Contact Beyond Pest Control Today
If you're dealing with pests and need a reliable exterminator, look no further than Beyond Pest Control. Located at 2805 Astoria Blvd, Astoria, NY 11102, we are your local pest control experts ready to serve you. Call us today at +17187772345 for a free consultation and let us take care of all your pest control needs!

Melbourne Painters: Expert Commercial and Residential Painting Services in Melbourne

When it comes to professional painting, Melbourne Painters is the trusted name for both residential and commercial painting projects. With years of experience in the industry, our team of expert painters in Melbourne is committed to providing top-tier painting services in Melbourne that cater to every client’s needs. Whether you're looking to freshen up your home or revamp your commercial space, we’re here to make your vision a reality.

Why Choose Melbourne Painters?
At Melbourne Painters, we specialize in delivering high-quality, professional painting services for both homes and businesses across Melbourne. Whether you need expert commercial painters in Melbourne or reliable painters in Melbourne for a home project, our skilled team offers a range of services to ensure your space looks its absolute best.

Located in Chelsea, VIC, we are conveniently positioned to offer our painting services in Melbourne to all surrounding areas. From the first consultation to the final coat of paint, we work closely with you to ensure your expectations are met, providing a seamless experience from start to finish.

Our Services
We offer a comprehensive range of painting services in Melbourne, tailored to both residential and commercial properties. No job is too big or small for us, and we ensure every detail is attended to for a perfect finish. Here’s a breakdown of the services we offer:

1. Commercial Painting Services
As leading commercial painters in Melbourne, we understand the unique challenges that come with painting business properties. Whether you're updating your office, retail space, or industrial facility, our team will work around your schedule to minimize disruption to your daily operations. We provide professional painting services that enhance your commercial property's appearance, creating a welcoming and professional environment for clients, customers, and employees.

Our services include:

Office and workspace painting

Retail and hospitality painting

Industrial and warehouse painting

Exterior and interior commercial painting

2. Residential Painting Services
For homeowners looking for a fresh look, Melbourne Painters offers comprehensive residential painting services. Whether you’re updating a single room or painting your entire home, we use only the best materials to ensure a long-lasting finish. From living rooms to kitchens, bedrooms to bathrooms, our team handles every detail with care and precision.

3. Interior and Exterior Painting
We specialize in both interior and exterior painting to ensure your home or business shines from every angle. Our exterior painting services enhance your property’s curb appeal while offering long-lasting protection against Melbourne’s unpredictable weather. For interiors, we work with you to select the perfect colors and finishes that suit your style and the space’s purpose.

4. Specialty Finishes
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How do I recover my stolen cryptocurrency without being scammed?

Cryptocurrency, with a seamless financial solution, also faces the problems of hacking, scams, and even misplaced private keys. In the unlikely event that you fall victim to fraud through hacking or otherwise, it is imperative that you take prompt and correct course of action. Here are the measures to take in the event you are a victim of a crypto exchange scam.

Assess the Situation

It is easy to understand that any form of loss must first be assessed to find out more about it. Was your wallet hacked? Was your loss due to misplaced private keys, or have you forgotten passwords to the access? It is useful to understand the details of the problem so it can be determined how to proceed in the process of recovery.

Reach out to Your Wallet or Exchange

If your funds were stolen via a wallet service or via an exchange, contact them, their customer support. Most good sites have departments that can help in the search for lost items or have guidelines on how to go about it.

Report to Authorities

Plaint with the local police and cybercrime departments. Take care to maintain records of all transactions, transaction codes, wallet numbers, and communication messages that regard the lost ether. This information may help the authorities in their investigation – someone will surely know at least one of the abusers.

Use Forensic Services

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