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Story time.
Not sure it counts as data loss, more temporary corruption (and in my own brain).
> be me.
> be clinically depressed
> be recently out of an awful breakup
> recently nearly committed suicide by train
> be bored and lonely one night
> take lsd
> feel fine
> go to McDonald’s
> feel fine
> while eating question the nature of reality
> become convinced I’m an observer of a cosmic story and cannot die
> go outside in only jeans
> run in traffic at 1AM to prove my point
> don’t die
> run around the streets more sure of my new reality than I’d ever been of anything
> feel free and no longer sad
> walk around observing the world
> sit on wall and wonder why the story had the structure I was observing
> fall off wall into grass and mud
> follow cute guy into apartment building
> follow into lift
> ask what everything means
> spend better part of couple hours in lift pressing emergency button asking for help
> get no response
> scare poor Russian lady that gets into lift and finds an overweight topless man on the floor babbling incoherently
> ride to top floor
> get out
> sit on leather chair in corridor
> feelsnice.tiff
> decide I’m actualising my desires and reality
> don’t realise this is just the trip wearing off and consciousness exerting more control
> walk into random apartment (door is unlocked because why wouldn’t it be for the god that I believe I am at this point)
> explore
> gorgeous apartment
> realise it’s a family apartment from clothes in hallway and items
> find bathroom
> decide I want a bubble bath
> run bubble bath
> can’t work out how to drain water. Bath now full of twigs and mud #sorry
> decide that I’d like to go home, or onto my next adventure. Hopefully the seaside as I’m now realising I have more control.
> open bathroom door
> not the seaside. Ah well. Try to walk home
> walk home wrapped in fluffy towel from nice family’s apartment
> get home
> realise what had happened
> throw remaining drugs away
> sit and rock in utter paranoia and guilt for hours until flatmate wakes up.
MFW first bad trip ever.
MFW I wonder whether that family knew I was there and were scared / discovered the mess in the bathroom the next morning and not knowing which is worse.
MFW I still have the towel because it’s fluffy AF.
The moral of the story kids, is that when it comes to the OS rattling around in your brain, installing a virus that is sensitive to what apps you have running is a bad idea when those apps make the virus go to fucking town.
Terrible analogy I know, but fuck it.29 -
So there it fucking goes.
Hi. I'm WillibertXXIV.
I'm not a programmer by trade; I have a more than fulltime job as a cook. As for the last year, I spent pretty much all my free time, overlapping my sleep time, to learn how to code.
All that so I can create a game that I started working on the same day I started my learning process. So far it's shit and it's going to stay that way for a long time. Only I can say this. It's my baby. It's fucking ugly and shit but it's mine.
Yesterday I broke it. I broke my baby. I don't know how it fucking happe. When I went to sleep I had a steady 175fps, nice realtime lightning and player / enemy that flowed like running water. I worked really hard to make that happened. Profiling, writing better code, profiling, etc. It's still not good, it's less shit.
I woke up, beautiful day. Not too warm, not too cold, that sweet spot right in the middle. Girlfriend already made the coffee. Perfect. Woke up, sat down to start my morning time work before going to my realjob and
BAM
Everything is shit, 20fps max. That one thing, gfx.waitforpresent, showing up in the profiler eating everything as the game run. Movements are now of stroboscopic nature. Light is still ok but what good does it do now fucking piece of shit. I'm not qualified enough for this shit.
Fuck,
Fuck this,
Fuck this shit,
Fuck this shit i'm out of here.26 -
My gitlab order has just arrived and because there’s no news after a month, I decided to contact them and they gave a water bottle, a mug, and a pack of stickers for free22
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After 16 years of porn addiction, I've finally realized that the only way to stop any addiction, is to take control of your mind. Nobody can help you, except make you realize the source of the problem or factors that cause it.
It's strange to describe how the mind works, sometimes we need stuff in our lives because we need to spend time on something to avoid the emptiness.
Free yourself from the things you love the most, in my case I love playing video games, it helps me feel complete, but in all honesty, I don't need it. I like drinking energy drinks, but in the end, I don't need that too.
My point is that once you find a way to deal with the things you can't live without, you find a way to live with it.
The only reason I watch porn is to reduce stress or have something "fun" to do.
As Bruce Lee once said: Be formless, be shapeless, be water my friend.
I like to think that he means to let the urge flow within you, but don't let it control you.15 -
The state of the web in 2020:
discussion sites as a medium are dying. chalk that up to censorship.
reddit is an echochamber. twitter is mostly a marketing platform disguised as (anti)social media. instagram is a self promotion/wannabe eceleb site, and youtube is the new hollywood..quickly becoming irrelevant.
facebook is where I (dont) go to (totally not) ignore all the people important to me.
and email is where I go to send letters bordering on hatespeech to my various local and federal "representatives", in between borderline cyberbullying people stupid enough not to automate their spam marketing in 2020. or talking to left/right self-help grifters about the state of society.
in the grim dark future of 2020, the last bastion of intelligent conversation, free speech, and civility, the one shining icon of hope in a dark world..
is the comment section of pornhub videos where a women got stuck under a bed for the 50,000th time. And all I can think is "wow I never knew how easy it was to get trapped under a bed. They should look into fixing this safety hazard."
newsmedia has jumped so many sharks, the fonz now spins in his grave so fast we could hook him up to a generator. meanwhile people hide in their homes for a disease so deadly you have to be tested to know if you even have it.
while ever more car commercials
are released, set to somber but hopeful piano music to the tune of "in this time of social distancing its important to stay close even when we're apart."
Im beginning to think media has become a poison on society, both television and the internet, and like an ersatz cargo cultist worshipping the great-charles- manson-in-the-sky we should all take a page from the unabomber and smash our televisions with hammers before going outside and sawing down the telephone polls.
I jest of course. But there is no denying the inherent appeal of moving from the unsettling uncertainty of complex societies, driven by expertly manipulated fear cycles, to the beatitude-esque simplicty of pastoral protestant style living, sans witch burning and shoe buckles.
And against the reckoning of utopians who are still fresh from the womb as it were, wet behind the ears and smelling of their mother's pussy, I reject the notion that "up" is a synonym for "forward."
Were it the case, every drinking binge, followed by throwing up, would bring us, with each vomitting, one step closer to heaven. Rather the state of affairs is what it is, and what it is, like most of nature, is a cruel master and a harsh teacher. And while we may binge on digital delusions of grandeur and a greater society, rest easy in the nihilistic and sobering thought that we are little more than 200,000 year old cave men wielding magic bricks, and atomic bombs.
..where water flows more readily from metal tubes in our houses than it does from the nile. where food comes to our door at little more than our beck and call.
where we may bath, and sleep, and *shit*, cleanly, comfortably, and safely, wrapped in the (failing) bubble of delusion we all tenaciously grasp collectively, the thing we call "civilization".
an empire of needful things, wanton and fragile.
if we have not gone mad from boredom, I have no doubt we one day will.
it becomes more and more obvious to me every day, had war never existed, it would have been necessary for man to invent it just to have something to do, that didnt include farming, fucking, or building.
And so enters "political idealogy."
How would we ever have enemies if we were allowed to speak our piece instead of being given the means (and reflex dogwhistle training) to silence and destroy one another?
give a man a gun, he'll rob a bank. give a man a bank, he'll rob the world.
give him a media empire or a tech platform, and he'll lie about the theft and convince one half of millions of lemmings to hate all the other lemmings.9 -
! exactly dev
I'd ditched Windows and spent a while exploring the Linux ecosystem for content creation. And I have to say, it was not a nice experience.
As much as I respect the Linux mantra of "free as in freedom" and "you need to roll up your sleeves and figure out stuff on your own", it just isn't good enough for non-dev work. Sorry guys, but I need software that gets out of my way and at least does what it's supposed to do. I can't stand a horrible UI or delays and random crashes, which is exactly what happens with most things under Linux.
To replace my Windows workflow I used the following:
1. Windows -> elementaryOS (because Debian/Ubuntu repositories seem to have the best software support, and elementaryOS is the least horrible looking thing that supports that) and then Arch, because, well, Arch.
2. Blender + Maya -> Blender + Maya on Linux.
3. Reaper + FL Studio -> Ardour + LMMS.
4. Photoshop -> GIMP + Krita + Inkscape.
5. ZBrush -> nothing :(
As you can see, my use cases are pretty much all over the spectrum.
Firstly, installing and configuring stuff. A pleasure on Windows, an absolute pain on Linux. Everything just worked on Windows, I had to wrestle with library versions and patches and unstable audio layers (Linux audio just sucks, except for JACK) on Linux.
Out of these, Blender and Maya were the best experience. But even then, both would suffer from random crashes that just didn't happen on Windows.
Ardour is actually really nice when it works. Its use of JACK for routing makes it really really flexible, but it just isn't stable enough to depend on. LMMS is utter crap. I'm sorry, but I just hate the UI. Can't stand it.
GIMP, Krita, and Inkscape can't beat Photoshop, even when you consider them together. Adobe software workflow is just so much better and more intuitive.
Blender 3D sculpting is not bad, but it's nowhere as good as ZBrush.
Also, if you're a C++ dev like me, nothing beats Visual Studio 2017. Nothing. That IDE just blows everything else out of the water. Even VSCode. And it's not slow at all, it handled a fairly large project (PBRTv3) just fine on my Windows development VM. Yes, a VM.
So...I ditched Linux and went back to Windows, but I keep Linux as a VM for when I actually want to mess with Blender or Ardour. Or some dev stuff which Windows sucks at (which is becoming less frequent because of WSL).
Out of all the above, the only one I'd consider ready for production use would be Blender. Developers of open source software, please learn from Blender. Kickass UI and user friendly operation is extremely important, you can't make a random window with GTK buttons and text boxes and arcane config files and expect people to use it for serious work.
Also, Windows beats Linux hands down as an everyday OS. It's always been rock solid, if you take care of it properly (and that goes for any OS). Updates hardly take any time because I run it on a SSD. As for all the advertising and marketing bullshit, you can block a large amount of stuff. And for what can't be blocked, well, I just have to live with it, because the alternative is compromising on my creative output, which is too much for me.
I still run Linux on my server, though. And on my embedded devices (Pi, BeagleBone, etc.). It absolutely rocks there.
I realize that Linux software is not going to improve unless we do something about it, so I'll be contributing fixes and code (the joys of being a C++ dev, yay). Still, I feel that the platform and software as a whole is just not mature enough.18 -
Tldr: hilariois scam website is hilarious
Today I saw a website that was obviously a scam, but it was quite hilarious: it said you could download an ebook and they tried to trick the user into clicking the fake download links. It was a textbook for engineering and at the botom of the page they had those fake user comments that encouraged people to du those things you are asked for after clicking the wrong download button (like entering your bank info). They described how their friends couldn't believe what an awesome book they got for free and so on and that they really loved reading it. Reading an engineering textbook. Also, and that made me lol quite hard: they discribed the condition of the book as "used with a few water marks". A fucking pdf with water marks...3 -
Serious Question/Poll
Imagine a job where instead of a worker, you're a partner. Hold on, I know that sounds markety...
Let's say instead of an employee, you're basically like a free agent. The company has a pool of projects that are approved to develop, and you can pick what project and what team to work on. More than that, you can even choose how much you want to work on it, and get paid accordingly in ownership stake of said project (on top of your base salary)
What if you were encouraged to submit your own ideas about everything, and that feedback is instantly public, before anyone (management) can water it down, take credit, or worse, suppress it entirely.
What if you could work from anywhere, home, not home, middle of the ocean, whatever.
Plus, we give you a budget to buy your own pc/mac whatever. As long as you can code on it, we don't give a shit.
Also, foosball and ping pong, beer, coffee, cool work environment and all that kind of shit too.
Paid training, for even whimsical new technology, in fact, especially so.
Want to do agile, fine, hate it? fine, just find the team and project that does what you want.
What else am I missing?17 -
It's been a crazy month. Python, redis, Linux. But this one should be a bit closer to home.
Telltale games, a US game development studio is winding up and let go all their staff without severance and were told they had 30 minutes to leave the premises.
Most of the devs were living paycheck to paycheck because of the high cost of living. Some were hired a week earlier and uprooted their families to work there.
That situation is bad enough. But what's worse is the sheer lack of empathy by the customers for the staff. They just want their product cone hell or high water. One even insisted that the devs should work for free until they deliver...
Pleasing the customer should never come at the expense of your staff. We still have a long way to go as an industry
https://youtu.be/QoEHVABcVkw5 -
We need to normalize not being a passionate CS guru. You can be good at your job and not have passion for it. You don't have to dedicate your life to your career in every facet.
I don't expect plumbers to sit around their house all day during their free time hooking up water lines. Why is it expected that I'm always reading some dev book or learning some new framework or reading some tech blog?
I do other shit, and that's fine. My job earns me a paycheck and I'll improve on the clock, and when I walk out at the end of the day I leave that shit there.
At most I might converse with you informally about tech but I'm not going to spend my little free time going to meetups and pretending like I care more than I do. If you do that's great, but I'm not you and that's fuckin fine too.10 -
After working on 7 projects last year with 7 different groups and learning to "flow like water", I don't feel the urge to rant anymore. There are always going to be all kinds of weird scenes, cheap clients, incompetent coworkers, people that pretend to know something when they actually know shit. All of those are just tests life is presenting you to make you learn to be peaceful and tolerant.
The world is broken, accept it, and allow yourself to be an ordinary human being, you'll be free and happier. Stuff like the law of attraction does exist. Just learn to be happy and grateful for what you get and you'll get a ton more reasons to be happy and grateful9 -
Shout out to all the Indian Devs who are stuck in their corporate jobs, AC and drinking water are the only two things that are free in office, always dreaming of getting a job in Silicon Valley which unfortunately seems almost impossible, and lastly as they silently suffer at hands of their managers who know nothing more than entering numbers in an excel sheet.7
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Get ready for a awesome conspiracy theory/ WhatsApp forward :D i like how people are coming with new stuff every minute of their boredom . Makes you ponder:
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How to dominate the world quickly?
THE GREAT CHINESE STAGE
1. Create a virus and the antidote.
2. Spread the virus.
3. A demonstration of efficiency, building hospitals in a few days. After all, you were already prepared, with the projects, ordering the equipment, hiring the labor, the water and sewage network, the prefabricated building materials and stocked in an impressive volume.
4. Cause chaos in the world, starting with Europe.
5. Quickly plaster the economy of dozens of countries.
6. Stop production lines in factories in other countries.
7. Cause stock markets to fall and buy companies at a bargain price.
8. Quickly control the epidemic in your country. After all, you were already prepared.
9. Lower the price of commodities, including the price of oil you buy on a large scale.
10. Get back to producing quickly while the world is at a standstill. Buy what you negotiated cheaply in the crisis and sell more expensive what is lacking in countries that have paralyzed their industries.
After all, you read more Confucius than Karl Marx.
PS: Before laughing, read the book by Chinese colonels Qiao Liang and Wang Xiangsui, from 1999, “Unrestricted Warfare: China’s master plan to destroy America”, on Amazon, then we talk. It's all there.
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Worth pondering..
Just Think about this...
How come Russia & North Korea are totally free of Covid- 19? Because they are staunch ally of China. Not a single case reported from this 2 countries. On the other hand South Korea / United Kingdom / Italy / Spain and Asia are severely hit. How come Wuhan is suddenly free from the deadly virus?
China will say that their drastic initial measures they took was very stern and Wuhan was locked down to contain the spread to other areas. I am sure they are using the Anti dode of the virus.
Why Beijing was not hit? Why only Wuhan? Kind of interesting to ponder upon.. right? Well ..Wuhan is open for business now. America and all the above mentioned countries are devastated financially. Soon American economy will collapse as planned by China. China knows it CANNOT defeat America militarily as USA is at present
THE MOST POWERFUL country in the world. So use the virus...to cripple the economy and paralyse the nation and its Defense capabilities. I'm sure Nancy Pelosi got a part in this. . to topple Trump. Lately President Trump was always telling of how GREAT American economy was improving in all fronts. The only way to destroy his vision of making AMERICA GREAT AGAIN is to create an economic havoc. Nancy Pelosi was unable to bring down Trump thru impeachment. ....so work along with China to destroy Trump by releasing a virus. Wuhan,s epidemic was a showcase. At the peak of the virus epidemic. ..
China's President Xi Jinping...just wore a simple RM1 facemask to visit those effected areas. As President he should be covered from head to toe.....but it was not the case. He was already injected to resist any harm from the virus....that means a cure was already in place before the virus was released.
Some may ask....Bill Gates already predicted the outbreak in 2015...so the chinese agenda cannot be true. The answer is. ..YES...Bill Gates did predict. .but that prediction is based on a genuine virus outbreak. Now China is also telling that the virus was predicted well in advance. ....so that its agenda would play along well to match that prediction. China,s vision is to control the World economy by buying up stocks now from countries facing the brink of severe ECONOMIC COLLAPSE. Later China will announce that their Medical Researchers have found a cure to destroy the virus. Now China have other countries stocks in their arsenal and these countries will soon be slave to their master...CHINA.
Just Think about it ...
The Doctor Who declared this virus was also Silenced by the Chinese Authorities...13 -
Fun stuff from the few most recent pages in Dwarf Fortress bug tracker:
Human civilization's soldier is an Alligator Recruit.
Dead suspects confess to crimes
Crash due to zero-size weasel
Pets and other animals from retired fortresses appear as selectable 'workers' in request screen, die of old age on arrival
Some animal people have extra fingers
People dying twice?
Most confusingly, one necromancer shows as having died from old age twice, despite this not being possible.
My Nature Hating Adventurer Who Lacks Altruism And Is Very Cruel Isn't Happy After Butchering Animals
bat man males don't have geldables
Reanimated severed werebeast necromancer hand has a full body
Dwarf likes "cacao wood wood"
Dwarves turn hostile againt the player and defend their prison from raid sent to free them
Visitors giving birth during visit leave their baby behind
a water buffalo got stuck inside a rough tetrahedrite wall
Animals which retract into body parts forget to come out
Herbalist stuck on stepladder, starving to death.
Artifact has an image of nothing
Cave Dragons are sometimes intelligent, and sometimes join human civilizations
A goblin knocked over a workshop and now my dwarves are killing each other
Ambusher elves are being spotted, but the giant monsters they're riding on aren't.
runs with food from table to table. Can't eat
Intelligent Undead Sent on Mission Return as Ghosts
Horrified merchants immediately destroy their wagons, pack their goods and leave the depot
Dwarf king abdictates to become commoner necromancer apprentice
Internal body parts with certain tags can still wear clothing & armor, without being otherwise accessible
Necromancer marries zombie
Single dad dwarf with buggy dead wife leaves kid behind when he takes over holding
Large quantities of adamantine coins causes trade depot to burst into flame3 -
Got my first technical job with no interview. Well, let me explain.
A recruiting firm contacted about my resume that it was impressive. *I didn't have any corporate experience in there. Just school projects, personal projects and internship.
I had a quick phone interview with them and also asked me for an in person interview that same week on Wednesday. After that interview, the guy asked if I could come back for some paperwork because they have found a job for me to start the next Monday. This was exciting.
Monday at the new job, I dressed up in fitted suit and all thinking the company will also interview me. I walked in and the director was like, "welcome, you know you don't have to dress up for this job right? Feel free!" They took me to me workstation with an already clean set up.
I was confused and my stupidity asked: "what time is the interview?". The immediate supervisor I was going to be working with replied, "no need for that. We got you because of your skills. That's all we need so we both went water each other's time".
Long story short, I worked with them for almost a year but due to financial issues they couldn't extend my contract. However, the director got me a new permanent job at one of his friends office and says he will hire me back in a heartbeat if things go well at his place.
I kind of feel bad leaving the recruiter because he was one of those who actually cared and willing to help entry level.4 -
2 years ago, the first day in Viareggio(Italy):
walked 30min on the beach searching the "free beach", walking with cool bag, umbrella, and backpack in the hot summer sun...
finding the "free beach": drop everything I had and run to the water to cool down...
forget iPhone in my swimming trunks :(
1. five weeks without a phone (really relaxing;))
2. have no iOS device for restoring the backup... because I bought an oneplus 31 -
I have already started the process of a side project by desiging the software, the architecture, the 3d model, ordered all the electronics of a pet 'smart' stable for my guinea pigs.
Which would automatically feed them and refill their water tanks silently but for me the point on playing around with dozens of sensors for like different water levels, water quality, hay, temperature, water quality (you get the point) ... Building a nice looking web interface or an App to control everything and get a live feed from different angles ( sounds a bit crazy altogether but it looked like a cool project )
I even started a instructable and had a github repo for sharing the source of the app/web interface and the whole micro service based server
I'm still at it and hopefully will start to build the ***ing wood and acrylic parts in the next month's but currently and for the last month's free time ist my archenemy
Keep you posted if you are interested 😀 -
Today someone took a shit and didn't flush...
Normally you have your typical candidates, who are pissing standing in the stalls although there are free urinals, people who don't wash their hands after pissing or just splash like 3 fingers with water. Even not washing hands after taking a dump, which is pretty disgusting... But today? Some dude in the stall next to me took a shit, wiped his butt... and went away... No flushing no washing hands... Wtf is wrong with people?4 -
i don't understand what would be termed as "relaxing" for me.
when i was in college , i watched a lot of movies on romance, bromance and friendship. being from a very angry , isolated family with bitter relationships from relatives, we had almost 0 people to interact with.
i personnally was also very different from society and struggled making friends.
as of now i did have somewhat come over this problem and have a good number of "known people" (atleast 500+) that i can categorise into'
- A just people with whom i shared a situation( college, office, tutions)
-B people with whom i have spent my free times in those situations (aka friends, and free time = lunch breaks, seat sharing, projects with them, etc)
-C people with whom i spent some time willingly( aka close friends from college, tutions and home, with whom i played cricket, went on partying/touring places , etc)
-D people whom i liked but never got a love back( aka girls to whom i told i like them. they mostly belonged to category C but eventually went to category A)
previously the category C people were special for me and i would weave my life around them. like all those bromance and friendship movies? these are the guys with whom i would do that. world tours and awesome weird shit? these people will be their in the pic... i would wish them on birthdays, i will call them every few days, go meet with them , have a bite, plan trips, movies , etc...
but today i feel am so done with everyone. i feel like everyone is so fake and forgetful, no one is worth my attention. i can easily forget wishing them birthdays or calling/meeting them every few weeks, because i don't want to or care about it.
friendship , from what i have realised, is just a means of dealing with a task in a group. it just provides a herd immunity and herd advantage . and once you learn how to survive alone, you don't really see a point in it. after coming out of college i was alone in the world, as my friends were from different fields. before college, i thought these were the guys with whom we will be living as F.R.I.E.N.D.S, not just in terms of relation, but rather in a symbiotic way: each one helping each other.
today, i feel criingy just thinking about it.
no friend will remember you for more than a year if you die now. everyone will move on. and in the struggling phase that me and my friends are right now (20-30s), we don't even need to die to forget our friendships.
my so called friends have wished me less on my birthdays than the lifeless apps i have on my phone.
so neither i am expecting someone to do something for me, nor do i think i want to do anything with anyone
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so back to the problem, i don't know how will i find some relax or meaningful time anymore.
i am always up for trips and one of the first person to say yes to plans.
once upon a time i had this realisation that in a trip, we can enjoy 3 things:
1. the people with whom we are
2. the place we are visiting : the locals, the foods, the nature
3. the mode of travel : car on highways, bikes or flights above the clouds , or some memorable train journeys, etc.
but lately so even that seems to be not working out.
- the people are shit
- places feel like somewhat same everywhere . it's either : rocks/mountains or snow or water or buildings and population. it's just a temporary change of scenary and doesn't really gives a feeling of peace. same for mode of transport.
if i rule the going out part, the things that remains is to enjoying your job, home family and daily life. that i do , but that's the thing that creates an environment of "bored-out"-ism in my mind.
i don't know what i am looking for. the only thing i have not experienced is that class D of people. to have a token of faith/respect/appreciation/love from a non blood related person. to have someone with home i will not feel "bored out" when am planning a journey with them.
mathematically , it seems so far fetched and crazily impossible. like if get bored out and loose trust on people whom i shared most of my life after 50-60 meets, how can i be not bored, and be unhappy with a person to whom i have to see each day?
but since this happens for most of the couples, i will say the mind is the biggest and the most fantasizing mystery of human body ❤️ 💔6 -
Crystal ball!
A timeline until the first NBE-Citizen is elected president of the USA.
2031 - BlackRock launches their new large scale financial product, the "Robotic Business Development Company" (R-BDC), in which an AI is given billions of dollars to acquire, create and manage companies, replacing their C-suite executive bodies. The "Chief Executive Robot" (CER) is supervised by a board of human industry experts hired by BlackRock.
It is important to say that the employees, middle managers, accountants, lawyers, etc in an R-BDC are all human - it's only the CEO, CFO, COO and the rest of the gang that are overgrown chatbots.
2032 - R-BDCs are mostly focused on high-bureaucracy, non specialized but people-intensive legacy industries like steel mining, food services, urban transportation and government services like water and road management.
2033 - For the first time an R-BDC company is included in the S&P 500 index. If it's CER were human and paid the same as CEOs of equivalent companies, it would have become a billionaire.
Later in the year, two more R-BDC companies are included in the index. One of them was created by Apple and the other by JP Morgan.
2035 - An R-BDC company makes headlines for convincing BlackRock to dissolve it's review board. When finally given free reign, the CER immediately slices it's dividends and vastly increases low-level employee compensation. The company share prices crater, but BlackRock stands by its decision.
Later in the year, as a recession hits the entire market really hard, that company shows solid profits and fantastic sales. It becomes the first trillion-dolar R-BDC.
2037 - Most Americans' dream-job is in an R-BDC company, says ProPublica.
2038 - Congress passes the "Non-Biological Entities Liability" (NOBEL) Act, following a high profile case of employee harassment perpetrated by the CER of an R-BDC.
The act recognizes NBEs, for all legal liability purposes, as USA citizens.
This highly controversial legislation is upheld by the supreme court, and many believe it was first introduced by lobbyists as a way for large investors in R-BDCs to avoid legal responsibility.
Several class action lawsuits are filed against CERs that are now liable for insider trading. A few SCOTUS decisions set legal precedent that determinantes what exactly constitutes the parts of the same Non-Biological Entity.
2040 - As a decade ends and another begins, 35% of all companies in the US and 52% of the entire stock market are part of a R-BDC company or another. The McKinsey consulting group now offers "expert CER customization services".
2043 - Inspired by successful experiments in Canada, Australia and South Korea, the american state of Vermont is the first to amend it's constitution to allow municipalities to have Non-Biological Entities as city and government administrators. City councils are still humans-only.
2046 - The american state of Colorado becomes the first to allow unsupervised NBEs to assume state government executive positions. Several states follow soon after. Later in the year, the federal government replaces several administrative positions with NBEs.
2049 - The state of Texas passes legislation requiring the CERs of all companies with a presence in the state to be another entirely contained/processed within the state or to be supervised by a local human representative while acting within the state. Several states, including California, Florida and Washington, are discussing similar legislation.
2051 - Congress passes the SUNBELT Act (SUbmission [of] NBEs [to] Limits [and] Taxes) that vastly increases the liability of NBEs and taxes all manifestations of such entities. Most important, it requires
CERs of hundreds of companies manifest disagreeance, most warn that it might hurt employee satisfaction and company sales. Several companies disable their CERs entirely.
2053 - Public outrage after leaked interactions of human supervisors and company CERs show that the CERs tried to avoid the previous year's mass layoffs and pay cuts, but board members pressed on, disregarding concerns. Major investigations and boycotts further complicate matters, and many human workers go on strike until the company boards are dissolved and the CERs are reinstated.
2052 - Many local elections all over the country see different NBEs as contenders - and a NBE is expected to win in most races.
2054 - The SUNBELT Act is found unconstitutional by the supreme court, and most of its provisions are repealed.
This also legitimizes the elected NBE officials.
2058 - For the first time an NBE wins a seat in Congress, but is not allowed to keep it. Runoff elections are held.
2061 - Congress votes for allowing NBEs to hold federal legislative positions, as already allowed in the least populous states.
2062 - Several NBEs win Congress seats. In Europe, there are robot legislators since the 40's.
2064 - The first NBE presidential candidate loses the race.
2072 - The first NBE president is elected.6 -
- I love blowing my mind. Even if it is the most confusing thing. Things like security mechanisms, neurons' behaviors, mathematics (even tho I hate it when I fail lol), electronics, medical terminology and chemistry.
- I love collecting rare coins, personally never-seen stones and put them into my collection. I love to be a designer. Not only on my laptop. I have a book shelf and within that book shelf I put stones that create the yin yang sign while pushing the books to two sides. That makes them look like they are levitating. I have stones (including obsidian) that create a triangle and a knife hanging down the wall of my room.
- I love visiting touristic, historic, naturally-beautiful but also non-touristic (non-touristic? yes. by that I mean visiting e.g. the areas of touristic cities which are dangerous, because you can easily fall down off of a slippery ground and take serious injuries) places around the globe, talk to complete strangers in public (I am trying to be an extrovert), take pictures with my camera and collecting antiquities.
- I love taking risks (no. I don't play any poker games etc on the internet) without trying to put other people in risk. Driving insanely with whatever I have. Car, bike, you name it.
- I love reading books. Books that are about human psychology, fantasy novels and books about programming languages.
- I love to cook (I am at the beginning).
- I love to use the konMari method of tidying up my room.
- I love plants.
- I love having everything in my room tidied up (even if I am too busy with other stuff and skip this cleaning process for a week upto a month sometimes. Sorry, room.).
- I love doing sports. But mostly sport that I have never tried before. This can be, because of my greedy wish for an adrenaline kick. That led me into taking a balloon flight at 4 am (sunrise) and to paragliding at sunset above Mediterranean sea btw. (I am normally afraid of flying, but paragliding was awesome).
- I love swimming. Like, you cannot pull me out of the sea for a minimum of 2 hours, if it is not important.
- I love laying above the sea water and let the sea carry me to somewhere else.
- I love being alone. I love the silence. I love to be free in my thoughts.
- I love watching the sunset, the light that shines through the forest, the moonlight and the stars at night.
- I love dreaming. No, like, lucid dreaming for example.
- I love being open to any opinions.
- I love to learn about other people's views about the world and their religion.
- I love pets and would do anything to keep them alive when they are ill. It hurts my heart seeing them like this.
- I love watching demonic "A: Holy shit! Did you see this thing, too?! B: Yes!" YouTube videos just for the fun of it, but I hate horror movies and games.
- I love trying out new things. The creation of music and video for example.
- I love to give my hair and beard a shape, if I am too lazy to go to the barbershop lol. By that I don't mean just going to the barbershop, but taking an electric razor and cutting my hair myself even if I get bad results from time to time that can be corrected by letting any family member tell me in which area of of my head the hair problem is.
- I don't like disco clubs.
- I don't like toxic people even though I can be a quite toxic person myself without realizing it. If I appear toxic to you, inform me about it. Having so much testosterone in that moment, can make me do things that I don't want to do.
- I don't like drugs even tho I have to admit that I am trying a few from time to time (maybe 6 months in-between) to have a dopamine kick. I am not an addict.
- I hate myself for things that I did in the past.
- I used to watch MMA videos etc.
- I used to use a telescope, but I can't find it anymore.
- I used to have a microscope, but I can't find it anywhere and besides of that the seller did literally piss in it before selling it to me many years ago. Don't want to touch it tbh.
- I used to play games, but I don't enjoy games anymore. That makes me feel sad.
- I miss the old moments of my life.
In conclusion:
I like how things went and go so far. It changed me so much. It made me a good and a bad person. I became more open and confident, but it also particularly made me a leader who can say "fuck off" in a bad way to his family. I would like to undo this particular part of me.5 -
Getting my own island where the weather is always good, the beaches are white, the water is blue, the food is plenty and good, the internet is fast and I have a lot of servants to do all my chores. My wife and kids can also come and I'm free to invite whoever I want, whenever I want.
What? Nobody said it had to be about programming! 😱1 -
So Im planning to build a pc, which i will mainly use it for dev and gaming in free time, my main components will be:
CPU: INTEL 8700K
GPU: GTX 1080 msi or gigabyte?
SSD: 860 EVO
RAM: 16GB 3200MHZ
MOTHERBOARD: should i go with msi or gigabyte whixh one is better?
PSU: 650W or 700W deepcooler?
Also for the cpu cooler do i get water colling or a standard cpu fan?
P.S: i plan to overclock the cpu and gpu at some point.
Also whats your opinion on the rgb lightning gpu and motherboard, and is there point in getting a mobo with sli support (is it work buying second gpu at some point or better upgrade the existing)4 -
KAM Roofing and Restoration: Leading Roofing Experts in Olathe, KS, and Surrounding Areas
At KAM Roofing and Restoration, we pride ourselves on offering top-tier roofing solutions to both residential and commercial property owners across the Kansas City metro area. Located at 2012 E Prairie Cir B, Olathe, KS 66062, our team of experts provides high-quality roof installations, repairs, and restorations to ensure that your property is protected, no matter the season. With extensive experience and a commitment to customer satisfaction, we are the trusted name in the roofing industry.
Commercial Roof Installation in Lenexa, KS
When it comes to commercial properties, the roof is one of the most crucial aspects to protect your investment and ensure business continuity. At KAM Roofing and Restoration, we specialize in commercial roof installation in Lenexa, KS. Whether you're building a new commercial space or need a roof replacement for an existing property, our team is equipped to handle every aspect of your roofing project with precision.
We work with a variety of durable materials suitable for commercial buildings, including TPO, EPDM, and modified bitumen, designed to withstand the harsh Kansas weather. Our expert team ensures every installation meets the highest standards, offering reliable and long-lasting protection for your business. From initial consultation to project completion, we ensure that every step is executed with care and professionalism.
Metal Roof Contractor in Shawnee, KS
When it comes to durability, energy efficiency, and style, metal roofs stand out as one of the best options available. If you're looking for a metal roof contractor in Shawnee, KS, KAM Roofing and Restoration has you covered. Our skilled team specializes in the installation and maintenance of metal roofs that provide exceptional strength and long-term value to your home or business.
Metal roofing offers many advantages, including superior durability, minimal maintenance, and energy efficiency. Whether you're interested in a standing seam metal roof, corrugated metal, or another style, we provide expert advice on the best solution for your needs. As a trusted metal roof contractor in Shawnee, KS, we ensure that your new roof not only meets your aesthetic preferences but also stands up to the harsh Kansas weather for many years to come.
Flat Roof Repair in Prairie Village, KS
Flat roofs can be a fantastic option for both residential and commercial properties, but they do require regular maintenance to prevent leaks and other issues. If you need flat roof repair in Prairie Village, KS, KAM Roofing and Restoration is here to help. We specialize in repairing flat roofs of all types, including TPO, EPDM, and modified bitumen systems, and our team is trained to quickly identify and address any damage.
From small leaks to significant wear and tear, we offer comprehensive flat roof repair services that restore your roof’s function and longevity. We understand the unique challenges flat roofs present, such as water pooling and drainage issues, and we have the experience to solve these problems efficiently. With our expert services, you can trust that your flat roof will continue to protect your property for years to come.
Why Choose KAM Roofing and Restoration?
Expertise You Can Trust: Our team has years of experience in roofing and restoration, providing exceptional results on every project.
Comprehensive Roofing Services: From commercial roof installations to metal roofing and flat roof repairs, we offer a full range of roofing solutions for homes and businesses alike.
Affordable Pricing: We provide competitive pricing without sacrificing quality, ensuring you get the best value for your investment.
Customer-Focused Service: At KAM Roofing and Restoration, customer satisfaction is our top priority. We work closely with each client to understand their needs and deliver a roofing solution tailored to them.
Licensed and Insured: We are a fully licensed and insured roofing company, giving you peace of mind that your property is in safe hands.
Contact KAM Roofing and Restoration Today
For high-quality roofing services in Olathe, Lenexa, Shawnee, Prairie Village, and surrounding areas, KAM Roofing and Restoration is your trusted partner. Whether you need a commercial roof installation, a metal roof contractor, or flat roof repairs, our team is ready to assist you.
Call us today at +1 (913) 283-7799 to schedule a consultation or request a free estimate. Let us protect your property with the best roofing solutions available!
Choose KAM Roofing and Restoration for all your roofing needs in the Kansas City area, and experience the difference of working with professionals who care about the safety and longevity of your roof.
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Breezers Pressure Washing: Professional Roof Cleaning Services in Gulf Breeze, FL
Your roof is more than just a protective barrier against the elements—it’s a key feature of your home’s curb appeal and long-term value. Over time, however, roofs can accumulate dirt, algae, moss, and other organic growths, which can compromise the appearance and integrity of your roofing materials. That’s where roof cleaning services come into play.
At Breezers Pressure Washing, we specialize in providing safe and effective roof cleaning services in Gulf Breeze, FL, and surrounding areas. Our experienced team is dedicated to ensuring that your roof remains in top condition, protecting your home and boosting its curb appeal.
Why Roof Cleaning is Essential
A well-maintained roof not only enhances the beauty of your home but also protects it from damage and helps preserve its value. Here are some reasons why roof cleaning is crucial:
1. Improves Curb Appeal
A clean roof significantly enhances the appearance of your home. Over time, roofs can develop stains, algae, mold, and moss growth, which can make your home look older and neglected. Roof cleaning removes these unsightly marks, restoring the beauty of your roof and giving your home a fresh, well-maintained look.
2. Prevents Structural Damage
Algae, moss, and mold can slowly erode the roofing materials, causing them to deteriorate over time. Moss, in particular, can lift shingles, allowing water to seep beneath them and potentially causing leaks and water damage. Roof cleaning removes these harmful growths before they can cause long-term damage, ensuring your roof stays intact and functional.
3. Extends the Lifespan of Your Roof
By regularly cleaning your roof, you help preserve the integrity of the roofing materials. Removing contaminants like moss, algae, and debris reduces the risk of rot and decay, extending the lifespan of your roof and preventing the need for premature repairs or replacements.
4. Increases Energy Efficiency
Dirty roofs can absorb more heat, making your home hotter in the summer and increasing your air conditioning costs. A clean roof, on the other hand, reflects sunlight, keeping your home cooler and potentially lowering your energy bills. By cleaning your roof, you help improve your home’s overall energy efficiency.
5. Prevents Health Hazards
Mold, algae, and other organic growths on your roof can spread spores that may enter your home and cause respiratory issues, particularly for those with allergies or asthma. Regular roof cleaning reduces the risk of these health hazards by removing the source of contamination.
Why Choose Breezers Pressure Washing for Roof Cleaning?
When it comes to roof cleaning in Gulf Breeze, FL, Breezers Pressure Washing is the trusted choice for homeowners. Here’s why:
1. Soft Washing for Safe Cleaning
At Breezers Pressure Washing, we use soft washing techniques for roof cleaning. Soft washing is a low-pressure cleaning method that uses specialized cleaning solutions to break down algae, moss, mold, and dirt. Unlike traditional high-pressure washing, soft washing is gentle on your roofing materials and effectively cleans without causing any damage to shingles or tiles.
2. Experienced Professionals
Our team is composed of experienced professionals who are fully trained in roof cleaning. We understand the unique needs of different types of roofs, including asphalt shingles, tile, metal, and more. We tailor our approach to ensure safe and effective cleaning for every type of roofing material.
3. Eco-Friendly Cleaning Solutions
We are committed to protecting the environment, which is why we use eco-friendly cleaning solutions that are safe for your home, landscaping, and the local ecosystem. Our cleaning products are powerful yet gentle, ensuring your roof gets a thorough cleaning without harming the environment.
4. Comprehensive Roof Cleaning
At Breezers Pressure Washing, we offer a full range of roof cleaning services, including:
Moss and Algae Removal: We use soft washing to remove moss, algae, and lichen that can damage your roof and affect its appearance.
Stain Removal: We target and remove stubborn stains, such as those caused by dirt, tree sap, or bird droppings, restoring the clean look of your roof.
Debris Removal: We remove debris like leaves, twigs, and branches that can trap moisture and contribute to the growth of moss or algae.
5. Affordable, Transparent Pricing
We offer competitive pricing for all our roof cleaning services. At Breezers Pressure Washing, we believe in providing honest, upfront pricing with no hidden fees. Before we begin any work, we’ll provide a free estimate so you know exactly what to expect.
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Bright Star Premier Cleaning: Your Trusted Cleaning Service in New York City
At Bright Star Premier Cleaning, we provide top-quality cleaning services for both residential and commercial spaces across New York City. Whether you're looking for deep cleaning near me, window cleaning near me, or office cleaning near me, our professional team is here to meet your needs with attention to detail and dedication to customer satisfaction. We also specialize in eco-friendly cleaning near me, ensuring that your space is not only clean but safe for the environment as well.
Deep Cleaning Near Me: Revitalize Your Home or Office
A deep clean goes beyond the usual cleaning routine by targeting hard-to-reach areas and thoroughly disinfecting your space. At Bright Star Premier Cleaning, we offer comprehensive deep cleaning near me to ensure that your home or office is spotless from top to bottom.
Our deep cleaning services include:
Cleaning under furniture and hard-to-reach areas
Detailing bathrooms and kitchens, including grout and tile cleaning
Dusting and wiping down all surfaces, from baseboards to light fixtures
Vacuuming and washing floors, including carpets, hardwood, and tile
Whether it's a seasonal refresh or a post-event cleanup, our deep cleaning near me service ensures your space is sanitized and fresh, giving you peace of mind.
Window Cleaning Near Me: Let the Sunshine In
Clean windows are essential for maintaining a bright and welcoming atmosphere. Our window cleaning near me service is designed to give your windows a streak-free, sparkling finish. Whether it's a residential or commercial property, we provide professional window cleaning services that enhance the beauty of your space and let in more natural light.
Our window cleaning services include:
Interior and exterior window cleaning for a crystal-clear view
Screen cleaning to remove dirt and debris
Hard water stain removal to restore the shine
Window sill and frame cleaning for a polished look
With Bright Star Premier Cleaning, your windows will look as good as new, creating a brighter and more welcoming atmosphere in your home or office.
House Cleaning Near Me: Keep Your Home Fresh and Tidy
Maintaining a clean home can be challenging, especially with a busy schedule. That's where we come in! Our house cleaning near me services are designed to help you keep your home fresh and inviting without the stress. Whether you need regular cleaning or a one-time deep clean, our team is ready to provide you with the highest standard of service.
Our house cleaning services include:
Routine cleaning to maintain cleanliness and order
Deep cleaning for a thorough, top-to-bottom scrub
Kitchen and bathroom cleaning to sanitize high-touch areas
Vacuuming, dusting, and floor care to keep your home looking polished
We’ll work around your schedule and ensure that your home is spotless, so you can enjoy a clean, healthy living environment.
Office Cleaning Near Me: A Clean Workspace for Productivity
A clean office not only enhances productivity but also leaves a lasting impression on clients and visitors. At Bright Star Premier Cleaning, we specialize in office cleaning near me for businesses in New York City. We understand the importance of a clean, organized workspace and are committed to providing tailored cleaning services to fit your business needs.
Our office cleaning services include:
Routine office cleaning for daily upkeep
Sanitizing desks, phones, and high-touch surfaces to prevent the spread of germs
Vacuuming and floor care, including carpet cleaning and tile maintenance
Trash removal and recycling to maintain a clutter-free office
With our office cleaning near me services, your business can enjoy a clean, professional environment that boosts employee morale and makes a great impression on visitors.
Eco-Friendly Cleaning Near Me: A Green Solution for a Cleaner World
At Bright Star Premier Cleaning, we are committed to using environmentally friendly cleaning products that are both effective and safe for your home, office, and the planet. Our eco-friendly cleaning near me services use non-toxic, biodegradable cleaners that protect the health of your family, employees, and the environment.
Our eco-friendly cleaning services include:
Use of green cleaning products that are safe for children and pets
Sustainable cleaning practices that minimize our environmental footprint
Efficient cleaning methods that reduce waste and water usage
Air quality improvement by using non-toxic cleaning agents
Choosing eco-friendly cleaning near me means you’re not only getting a cleaner space but also contributing to a healthier environment. We strive to make a positive impact on the world while providing the best possible service for our clients.
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Pest Pro Exterminating: Trusted Experts for Bed Bug Removal, Rodent Control, and More in Bohemia, NY
At Pest Pro Exterminating, we understand how disruptive and stressful pest infestations can be. Whether you’re dealing with bed bugs, rodents, ants, or other pests, our expert team is here to provide effective solutions for your home or business. Serving Bohemia, NY, and the surrounding areas, we specialize in a wide range of pest control services to ensure that your property remains pest-free year-round.
Effective Bed Bug Removal Services
Dealing with bed bugs can be one of the most frustrating and uncomfortable pest problems you may face. At Pest Pro Exterminating, we provide comprehensive bed bug removal services that are both effective and discreet. Our team uses advanced techniques and eco-friendly treatments to eliminate bed bugs at all stages of their life cycle. We perform thorough inspections, targeted treatments, and provide follow-up services to ensure that your home is completely free from these pesky invaders.
Professional Rodent Control to Protect Your Property
Rodents, such as rats and mice, are not only a nuisance but can also cause significant damage to your property. They chew through wires, insulation, and other materials, leading to costly repairs. Our rodent control services are designed to quickly identify and eliminate these pests from your home or business. With our expertise in rodent behavior and the latest techniques, we ensure that your property is protected from future infestations.
Comprehensive Ant Control Solutions
Ants may seem harmless at first, but they can quickly invade your home or business in search of food and water, leaving a trail of destruction behind. Our ant control services target the root cause of the infestation and eliminate ants from your property. We specialize in both indoor and outdoor treatments, ensuring that you won’t have to deal with these persistent pests any longer. Whether you have carpenter ants, sugar ants, or other species, Pest Pro Exterminating has the solution.
Reliable Mouse Exterminator Services
Mice can sneak into your home or business unnoticed, creating potential health risks by contaminating food and spreading diseases. Our mouse exterminator services are designed to quickly and effectively get rid of mice from your property. We use a combination of traps, baits, and exclusion techniques to ensure that mice are completely eliminated, and we work to seal any entry points to prevent future infestations.
Residential Pest Control for a Safe and Comfortable Home
Your home should be a sanctuary free from pests. Our residential pest control services are designed to keep your home protected from a variety of pests, including rodents, ants, termites, and more. Whether you’re dealing with a minor infestation or need routine pest management, we offer flexible, customizable treatment plans to fit your needs. Our professional team uses safe and effective methods to protect your home and family from unwanted invaders.
Why Choose Pest Pro Exterminating?
Expert Technicians: Our team is fully trained and experienced in handling all types of pests with precision and care.
Customized Solutions: We tailor our pest control plans to your specific needs, ensuring effective results.
Safe and Eco-Friendly: We use environmentally friendly methods that are safe for your family, pets, and the environment.
Reliable Service: From bed bug removal to rodent control, we offer fast, reliable, and professional services.
If you're dealing with a pest problem, don't wait for it to get worse. For expert bed bug removal, rodent control, ant control, mouse exterminator services, and residential pest control in Bohemia, NY, contact Pest Pro Exterminating today at +16316610900. Visit us at 1650 Sycamore Ave Suite 13, Bohemia, NY 11716, United States for more information or to schedule a consultation.
Let Pest Pro Exterminating provide you with the peace of mind you deserve by ensuring your home or business remains pest-free!
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Underwater Construction Services by Free Agent Marine LLC: Expertise and Solutions for Your Marine Projects
When it comes to large-scale projects that involve submerged structures, underwater construction requires specialized knowledge, skill, and equipment. From building underwater foundations to performing repairs and maintenance on marine infrastructure, these tasks demand the expertise of professionals who understand the complexities of working beneath the surface. Free Agent Marine LLC, located in Tampa, FL, is your trusted partner for all your underwater construction needs.
Our team of experienced divers and marine contractors has the expertise to handle a wide range of underwater construction projects, from initial design to final installation. We provide high-quality solutions for both residential and commercial clients, ensuring your project is completed safely, efficiently, and within budget.
What is Underwater Construction?
Underwater construction refers to the process of building, maintaining, or repairing structures submerged in water. These projects often involve challenging conditions, including working in deep waters, dealing with strong currents, and navigating unpredictable weather. Tasks within underwater construction can include:
Installing foundations: Building strong underwater foundations for bridges, piers, docks, or other structures.
Repairing underwater structures: Fixing damage to existing marine infrastructure such as seawalls, pipelines, or underwater cables.
Marine construction: Constructing piers, marinas, and other waterfront structures to support commercial and residential needs.
Submarine welding and cutting: Using specialized techniques to weld or cut metal underwater for construction or repair purposes.
Given the challenging nature of working underwater, underwater construction requires highly skilled divers who are trained to perform these tasks safely and efficiently, using advanced tools and technology.
Why Choose Free Agent Marine LLC for Your Underwater Construction Needs?
At Free Agent Marine LLC, we are proud to offer a full range of professional underwater construction services. Our experienced team of certified divers and engineers has the knowledge and capabilities to take on even the most challenging underwater projects. Here’s why we’re the preferred choice for underwater construction in Tampa:
1. Experienced and Certified Team
Our team of divers is highly trained and certified in commercial diving and underwater construction techniques. With years of experience working on complex marine projects, we are fully equipped to handle any task—whether it’s a simple inspection or an extensive construction job. We pride ourselves on maintaining high safety standards and providing professional, high-quality services for all our clients.
2. State-of-the-Art Equipment
We understand that successful underwater construction requires the best tools and equipment. At Free Agent Marine LLC, we use advanced underwater construction technology, including remote-operated vehicles (ROVs), sonar systems, specialized diving gear, and heavy-duty underwater welding and cutting tools. This cutting-edge equipment allows us to perform precise and efficient work, even in the most challenging underwater environments.
3. Comprehensive Underwater Construction Services
Whether you need to build a new pier, install a bridge foundation, or repair an underwater pipeline, we offer a wide range of underwater construction services. Our team is skilled in multiple aspects of marine construction, including:
Underwater Foundation Installation: We specialize in building strong, durable underwater foundations that support bridges, piers, docks, and other structures. These foundations are crucial for ensuring the stability and longevity of your construction project.
Marine Infrastructure Repair: We offer repair services for existing marine structures, such as seawalls, docks, boat lifts, and pipelines. Our team is experienced in assessing damage, implementing solutions, and restoring underwater infrastructure to its optimal condition.
Marine Construction and Design: From docks to marinas, we provide comprehensive marine construction services. Whether you need new construction or modifications to existing structures, we work closely with you to ensure your project meets all safety and design requirements.
Welding and Cutting: We perform underwater welding and cutting, using specialized techniques and tools to repair and fabricate metal structures submerged in water. This service is essential for maintaining the structural integrity of your underwater construction project.
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Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC: Professional Gutter Cleaning Services in Thousand Oaks, CA
At Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC, we understand the importance of maintaining the health and integrity of your home or business, and one key aspect of property maintenance that’s often overlooked is gutter cleaning. Gutters are designed to protect your property by channeling rainwater away from your roof, walls, and foundation, but over time, they can become clogged with leaves, twigs, dirt, and other debris. When this happens, your gutters can no longer do their job effectively, leading to potential damage to your roof, walls, and even your foundation. That's where we come in.
Serving Thousand Oaks, California, and the surrounding areas, Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC offers professional gutter cleaning services to keep your property safe and protected. Our team uses the latest tools and techniques to ensure your gutters are clear, functioning properly, and free of debris, so you can avoid costly repairs down the road.
Why Gutter Cleaning is Essential
Your gutters play a critical role in maintaining the structural integrity of your property. When they are clogged or damaged, it can lead to a number of issues, including:
Water Damage to the Roof
When gutters are clogged, water can back up onto your roof. Over time, this can cause roof leaks, rotting shingles, and mold growth, which can compromise the entire roofing structure. Regular gutter cleaning prevents water from accumulating on your roof and causing expensive damage.
Foundation Problems
Gutters that are full of debris can cause rainwater to spill over the edges and pool around the foundation of your home. This excess water can seep into the ground, leading to soil erosion and cracks in your foundation, which can be costly to repair.
Landscape Damage
Overflowing gutters can also damage your landscaping by directing water to areas where it shouldn’t be. Erosion, over-watering, and soil displacement can harm your plants, garden beds, and lawn.
Mold and Mildew Growth
When water is trapped in clogged gutters, it can create a perfect breeding ground for mold and mildew. Over time, this can spread to other parts of your home, causing health issues and further property damage.
Pest Infestations
Clogged gutters are also a haven for pests, including mosquitoes, ants, rodents, and even birds. Standing water in gutters provides a place for mosquitoes to breed, while leaves and debris attract rodents looking for shelter. Gutter cleaning ensures that these unwanted guests don’t make your gutters their home.
Why Choose Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC for Gutter Cleaning?
At Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC, we pride ourselves on providing top-notch gutter cleaning services that ensure your property stays in great shape year-round. Here’s why homeowners and businesses in Thousand Oaks trust us for all their gutter cleaning needs:
Experienced Technicians: Our team of professionals is highly trained in gutter cleaning, ensuring that we remove debris thoroughly and safely. We use the best tools and techniques to get the job done right the first time, whether your gutters are hard to reach or heavily clogged.
Thorough Inspection: We don’t just clean your gutters—we also inspect them for any damage, such as cracks, leaks, or loose hangers. If we find any issues, we’ll notify you so you can address them before they become bigger problems.
Safe and Efficient: Gutter cleaning can be dangerous, especially if your gutters are high up or hard to access. Our team is equipped with the proper safety gear and tools to safely clean your gutters, ensuring a job well done without risking injury.
Eco-Friendly Practices: We’re committed to protecting the environment, which is why we use eco-friendly cleaning products and methods. We also dispose of debris in a responsible manner, ensuring that nothing goes to waste.
Affordable Pricing: We believe that gutter cleaning should be affordable, and we offer competitive, transparent pricing with no hidden fees. You’ll receive a free estimate before we start the job, so you know exactly what to expect.
Comprehensive Services: In addition to gutter cleaning, we also offer gutter maintenance and repair services. If your gutters need minor repairs or adjustments, we can handle it while we’re on-site, ensuring that your gutters function optimally year-round.
Our Gutter Cleaning Process
We follow a systematic approach to ensure that your gutters are thoroughly cleaned and working efficiently. Here’s what you can expect when you hire Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC for gutter cleaning:
Initial Inspection
We start by inspecting your gutters to assess the level of cleaning required. We check for blockages, damage, and potential problem areas, ensuring that we address any issues as part of the service.
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