So i've been a dev manager for a little while now. Thought i'd take some time to disambiguate some job titles to let everyone know what they might be in for when joining / moving around a big org.

Title: Senior Software Engineer

Background:
- Technical
- Clever
- Typically has years experience building what management are trying to build

Responsibilities:
- Building new features
- Writing code
- Code review
- Offering advice to product manag......OH NO YOU DON'T CODE MONKEY, BACK TO WORK!

Title: Dev Manager

Background:
- Technical
- Former/current programmer
- knows his/her way around a codebase.

Responsibilities:
- Recruiting / interviewing new staff
- Keeping the team focused and delivering tasks
- Architecture decisions
- Lying about complexity of architecture decisions to ensure team gets the actual time they need
- Lying about feature estimations to ensure team gets to work on critical technical improvements that were cancelled / de-prioritised
- Explaining to hire-ups why we can't "Just do it quicker"
- Explaining to senior engineers why the product manager declined their meeting request

Title: Product / Product Manager

Background:
- Nothing relevant to the industry or product line what so ever
- Found the correct building on the day of the interview
- Has once opened an Excel spreadsheet and successfully saved it to a desktop

Responsibilities:
- Making every key decision about every feature available in the app
- Learning to ignore that inner voice we like to call "Common sense"
- Making sure to not accidentally take some advice from technical staff
- Raising the blood pressure of everyone below them / working with them

Title: Program Lead / Product Owner

Background:
- Capable of speech
- Aware of what a computer is (optional)

Responsibilities:
- Sitting down
- Talking
- Clicking random buttons on Jira
- Making bullet point lists

Title: Director of Software Engineering

Background:
- Allegedly attended college/university to study computer science
- Similar to a technical product manager (technical optional)

Responsibilities:
- Reports directly to VP
- Fixes problems by creating a different problem somewhere else as a distraction
- Claiming to understand and green light technical decisions, while having already agreed with product that it will never happen

Was over at a friend's place for the first time in months again to just have a few drinks and some good time with two of my best friends when I wanted to show them a website.

Had my own phone turned off (NO phone use while socializing for me!) so asked one of them (the one who's still finding his way around the concept of online privacy) for their phone so I could show it.

He uses loads of Google things so I started to look for the chrome icon. Swiping all ways but couldn't find it... then suddenly:

DuckDuckGo search/browser icon!

😵😯

Me: dude the what?! YOU using a more privacy conscious browser?!?!?!
Friend: well, Google doesn't need to know EVERYTHING I search for online so I looked if ddg had an app and voila!
Me: de damn! And, how do you like it?
Friend: the results are good so nothing to complain about!

I'm proud of you, mate!

Please stop recommending arch. For real. Stop!

Let's back up. I'm an arch user. Have been for years. I love arch! Like hardcore! But for real, cut it out.

Either they didn't ask and you're being obnoxious or they probably asked "what's a good distro to learn?" Or "Ubuntu holds my hand too much, I want something more consoley" either way, arch is not the answer. Arch is a distro for us stuck up types who like spending all day fixing dependency errors, changing our WM every other week, debating the merits of X vs wayland, and acting better than everyone else.

But here's the thing: I found arch because I wanted something that I could compulsively configure and get really in the weeds. I think most arch users feel that way to some degree. You kinda have to if you want to not be miserable. But many Linux users aren't like that. And that's fine! Let them use mint, or Debian. So they never change their DE. Cinnamon is a great interface! Gnome 2 is totally fine! There's literally nothing wrong with being content with sane defaults and not manually installing every package, and having scheduled releases from a stable source.

Do you tell 7th graders "if you really want to get better at algebra, you should try calculus. You really gain a deep knowledge of math!" No! They will get there when they are good and ready! Or not. It's not a beginner distro. In fact (controversial opinion ahead) it's pretty shitty at being a distro. I have used arch for years! But I don't recommend it to anyone. Because if you want to configure a box for literally 100s of hours (it's never really over is it?), Then you aren't asking anyone about distro recommendations. You've tried them all. You've heard of arch. You been to /r/unixporn.

Stop acting better than everyone else and stop telling people it's better than <other distro here>. It's not. It's different. Very different. And it's not for everyone.

!rant

Boss: Something urgent has come up, can you take care of this.

Me: Okay.... But I am already working on X and it's a critical thing.

Boss: No, X is no longer of priority. You need to now pick up Y.

Me: But I was already........ Never mind. Yeah sure I will start working on Y.

Next day

Boss : What is the update on X?

Me: I was working on Y, also wasn't it de prioritized.

Boss : I think I was very clear when I communicated to you that X is very critical. Also you need to learn to manage your time.

Me: FUCK MY LIFE

Discussion between me and my N+1
(Note : I'm in the company for 3 months)

Me : As the tech leader, shouldn't you review my code ?
N+1 : I'm not the tech leader.
Me : Wait what ?
N+1 : I wrote the app from A to Z, hence I'm the architect.
Me : That's what I mean. Being the most knowledgable dev in the company makes you de facto tech leader.
N+1 : No, I'm not the tech leader. The CEO is.
Me : But he didn't even know the tech we are using !
N+1 : .... Anyway, I won't do code reviews. I don't like that.

(2 hours later)

N+1 : You made a mistake in the code. You broke a hidden functionality. You should be more careful, or ask me if you have doubts.

This guy is collector.

Last half hour of last Friday my Cinnamon desktop started fucking up every time I booted after like 20 seconds of uptime.

Logs said something about xorg errors but after like 15 reboots I said fuck it.

Was quite nervous this morning because of that issue and possibly not being able to open a terminal for installing a different DE before everything started to get screwed again.

Booted up. No freezes. No errors. It just works.

I guess my computer needed weekend too 😋

My first dev job was a paid internship at Oak Ridge National Laboratory. But I wasn't in the computing division with the supercomputer and the 30-foot 18-screen wall display. In a way, I was doing something more exciting. I was in the Hollifield Radioactive Ion Beam Facility.

That meant that I was working next to a radioactive ray gun that they fired at different targets to try and make new kinds of particles. To refine the beam components, there was a tower with the world's highest voltage Van de Graf generator at 25,000 kilovolts. I got training on how to put on a radiation suit, and was told that if I got locked in the wrong room and red lights began to flash, I had about five seconds to run to the far wall and push the E-stop, before I got irradiated and died slowly over the next five weeks.

But, I was reassured, that never happened. Radiation leaks are rare too (that's why we wore dosimeters). More likely, there would be a leak in the generator tower. To explain why that's bad, that tower wasn't filled with normal air. 25,000 kilovolts would punch through that like nothing, arc against the walls, and we'd lose the electric charge. No, instead, the tower was filled to a few atmospheres of pressure with sulfur hexafluoride gas. You know how helium makes your voice go up? This stuff makes your voice go down. It's heavier than air, and it kills you by displacing and starving your lungs of oxygen.

So, while I was happily coding away on PHP, CSS and the Bash shell, making a log book for all the ion gun settings and targets the scientists used in their experiments, I was keeping an ear out for the oxygen alarm. I had a blast!

You can believe or not but it’s just one of those stories. It’s long and crazy and it probably happened.

A few years ago I was interviewed by this big insurance company. They asked me on linkedin and were interested. They didn’t specify who they were so I didn’t specify who I am either.

After they revealed who they are I was just curious how they fuck they want to spend those billions of dollars they claimed in their press notes about this fucking digital transformation everyone is talking about. The numbers were big.

I got into 3 or 4 phone/skype interviews without technical questions and I was invited to see them by person.
I know that it would be funny because they didn’t asked me for CV so they didn’t know anything about me and I was just more curious how far I can get without revealing myself.

They canceled interview at midnight and I was in the middle of Louis de Funès comedies marathon so I didn’t sleep whole night. I assumed they would just reschedule but then they phoned me at 8 am if I can come because they made mistake.

So at first talk I was just interviewed by some manager I knowed after 5 minutes he would be shitty as fuck and demand stupid things in no time because he is not technical. He was trying to explain me that they got so great people and they do everything so fast.

From my experience speed and programming are not the things that match. ( for reference of my thought see three virtues of a GREAT programmer )

So I just pissed them off by asking what they would do with me when I finish this transformation thingy next year. ( Probably get rid off and fire at some point were my thoughts )

Then I got this technical interview on newest gold color MacBook pro - pair programming ( they were showing off how much money they have all the time ).
The person asked me to transform json and get some data in javascript .

Really that was the thing and I was so bored and tired that I just asked in what ES standard I can code.
The problem was despite he told me I can do anything and they are using newest standards ( yeah right ) the “for of” loop didn’t worked and he even didn’t know that syntax existed. So I explained him it’s the newest syntax pointing mozilla page and that he need to adjust his configuration. Because we didn’t have time for that I just did it using var an function by writing bunch of code.
When he was asking me if I want to write some tests probably because my code looked ugly as fuck ( I didn’t sleep for more then 24 hours at that point and wanted to live the building as fast as I can) I told I finished and there is no time for tests because it’s so simple and dumb task. The code worked.

After showing me how awesome their office is ( yeah please I work from home so I don’t care ) I got into the talk with VP of engineering and he was the only person who asked me where is my CV because he didn’t know what to talk about. I just laughed at him and told him that I got here just by talking how awesome I am so we can talk about whatever he wants.
After quick talk about 4 different problems where I introduced 4 different languages and bunch of libraries just because I can and I worked with those he was mine.

He told me about this awesome stack they’re building with kubernetes and micro services and the shitty future where they want to put IOT into peoples ass to sell them insurance and suddenly I got awake and started to want that job but behind that all awesomeness there was just .NET bridge with stack of mainframes running COBOL that they want to get rid off and move company to the cloud.

They needed mostly people who would dump code to different technology stack and get rid of old stack ( and probably those old people ) and I was bored again because I work more in r&d field where you sometimes need to think about something that don’t exist and be creative.

I asked him why it would take so much time so he explained me how they would do the transformation by consolidating bunch of companies and how much money they would make by probably firing people that don’t know about it to this day.

I didn’t met any person working permanently there but only consultants from corporations and people hired in some 3rd party company created by this mother company.

They didn’t responded with any decision after me wasting so much time and they asked me for interview for another position year after.
I just explained HR person how they treat people and I don’t want to work there for any money.

If You reached this point it is the end and if it was entertaining thank YOU I did my best.

Have a nice day.

Devrant client update:

- load indicator on ajax execs
- changed the design yet again, hopefully final this time lol
- implemented ajax content loading so the menubar doesn't flash
- block users/keywords plugins done, only left to find a clean way to integrate it with the upcoming notifications, so no notifications are fired for blocked users or posts with blocked keywords (similar to twitter mute keywords)
- usernames linkifier plugin
- links get unshortened on feed too (via plugin), without losing the ability to press on a post

next is (just to name a few, the trello list is far bigger by now)

- login
- local notifications, should be firing without GCM/FCM too hopefully, which would be great for people on here that de-googled entirely and don't want microG
- port some of my userscript plugins I haven't yet
- theme system
- global and plugin settings
- plugin update system
- plugin import checks for obfuscated code, one line etc. and warns the user
- client update system

Here are the reasons why I don't like IPv6.

Now I'll be honest, I hate IPv6 with all my heart. So I'm not supporting it until inevitably it becomes the de facto standard of the internet. In home networks on the other hand.. huehue...

The main reason why I hate it is because it looks in every way overengineered. Or rather, poorly engineered. IPv4 has 32 bits worth, which translates to about 4 billion addresses. IPv6 on the other hand has 128 bits worth of addresses.. which translates to.. some obscenely huge number that I don't even want to start translating.

That's the problem. It's too big. Anyone who's worked on the internet for any amount of time knows that the internet on this planet will likely not exceed an amount of machines equal to about 1 or 2 extra bits (8.5B and 17.1B respectively). Now of course 33 or 34 bits in total is unwieldy, it doesn't go well with electronics. From 32 you essentially have to go up to 64 straight away. That's why 64-bit processors are.. well, 64 bits. The memory grew larger than the 4GB that a 32-bit processor could support, so that's what happened.

The internet could've grown that way too. Heck it probably could've become 64 bits in total of which 34 are assigned to the internet and the remaining bits are for whatever purposes large IP consumers would like to use the remainder for.

Whoever designed IPv6 however.. nope! Let's give everyone a /64 range, and give them quite literally an IP pool far, FAR larger than the entire current internet. What's the fucking point!?

The IPv6 standard is far larger than it should've been. It should've been 64 bits instead of 128, and it should've been separated differently. What were they thinking? A bazillion colonized planets' internetworks that would join the main internet as well? Yeah that's clearly something that the internet will develop into. The internet which is effectively just a big network that everyone leases and controls a little bit of. Just like a home network but scaled up. Imagine or even just look at the engineering challenges that interplanetary communications present. That is not going to be feasible for connecting multiple planets' internets. You can engineer however you want but you can't engineer around the hard limit of light speed. Besides, are our satellites internet-connected? Well yes but try using one. And those whizz only a couple of km above sea level. The latency involved makes it barely usable. Imagine communicating to the ISS, the moon or Mars. That is not going to happen at an internet scale. Not even close. And those are only the closest celestial objects out there.

So why was IPv6 engineered with hundreds of years of development and likely at least a stage 4 civilization in mind? No idea. Future-proofing or poor engineering? I honestly don't know. But as a stage 0 or maybe stage 1 person, I don't think that I or civilization for that matter is ready for a 128-bit internet. And we aren't even close to needing so many bits.

Going back to 64-bit processors and memory. We've passed 32 bit address width about a decade ago. But even now, we're only at about twice that size on average. We're not even close to saturating 64-bit address width, and that will likely take at least a few hundred years as well. I'd say that's more than sufficient. The internet should've really become a 64-bit internet too.

I am DONE with this woman CONTINUED!

I didn't think I'd have to put another rant about this stupidity at least not this soon but she just keeps on giving!

I have my noise canceling headphones on most of the time and when I want to hear the people around, I just put the right earcup of it to the side of my ear so the music pauses. Today we had a huge disrupt on our services because of a network switch error on the hub. I was also trying to focus on my coding as I didn't wanna do a stupid mistake on the last working day and be sorry about it in the next week.

So this woman sneaks up on me from behind calling my name - meaning she has a question, surprise! -, I say 'yes' moving my head to her side ever so slightly without getting my eyes off of my screen stating subtly that I'm also listening to her while trying to focus on my shit. She starts yelling at me 'look at me!' out of nowhere! I turn my head and ask what the problem is and she asks why I'm not looking at her face! Stupid moron, I might not be too good in understanding your way of communication but you are the one asking so you WILL wait if you'd like to hear answers.

I say I'm working on something and her answer is again 'Why aren't you looking at my face it's going to be quick bla bla did we do this like that?' and I answered I didn't remember because there's no way I'd ever remember without looking further and it was no lie.

This woman clearly has stability issues and everyone else seem to be tolerating it. It's now obvious as I'm not tolerating the nonsense I'll be the one that 'she only has ever had a problem with'.

I was quick to de escalate the situation but now I'm thinking maybe I should've responded in a way that she could understand. I wouldn't ever give a shit about it but this is getting ridiculous.

Developer came to our area to rant a bit about a problem he was having with Xamarin. A particular android device was receiving a java runtime error trying to de-serialize data from a WCF contract. What he found was not to use WCF and use WebAPI (or a simple REST service that sent back/forth JSON).

When he proposed changing the service (since the data transport didn’t really matter, he could plug the assembly into a WebAPI project in less than an hour), the dev manager shot down the idea pointing him to our service standard that explicitly stated no WebAPI (it’s in bold letters).

I showed him the date on the “standard”, which was 5 years ago. We have versioning on our sharepoint server, so I also him my proposal notes on the change request document (almost two years before that) stating we should stop using WCF in favor of REST based web standards. Dev manager at the time had wrote in his comment “Will never use REST. Enterprise developers prefer RPC.”
He just about fell over laughing when I showed him this gif.

Most horrible part of my life:

Boss: Hey J make an android app where people can access my website.

J: Why not just use the browser on your phone?

Boss: Because I said so.

J: Ok, you want me to make an android app for your website whilst editing photos and videos for you? Can't you get someone else to do it?

Boss: Just get it done.

After 8 iTunes Testflight Beta approvals for my app ... better still, I got hte app approved for the App Store a week ago to "de-risk" our "final submission" ... That's 9 approvals for my app, and we're ready to submit version 1.0.0 and actually release on the store. We take last week approved app and "developer reject" if to make room for the final tweaked version (minor tweaks, minor bugfixes). Submit version 1.0.0., plenty of time before it needs to be released.

But, what's this? "Meta Data rejected" for v1.0.0 because some piece of shit at Apple wants to watch a video of the app working with our hardware. What about the previous 9 approvals with the demo account connected to the demo hardware?

So we send a video within 1 hour of their unexpected request about the very foundational fucntionality of our app. That was 24 hours ago and these fucking assholes haven't even responded, no sign of when they will trouble themselves to respond. Pure limbo.

All the work up to this point was to "de-risk" their infamously shitty review process and all of it was in vain because it's somehow brand new information that our app works with our hardware.

Holy fuck, what a bunch of power-tripping assholes. All I can do is pace around and review the previous 2 months in my head to figure out what I could have done better. But I could not possibly have expected that after all the Testflight Beta approvals and after the recent App Store approval, that they would suddenly doubt that our software actually works with our hardware!!!!!

FUCK YOU APPLE!!!! FUCK YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!!!!!!

Admin Access

Have you ever been in a position where you become the de-facto person who works with a certain tool, but are denied full admin access to that tool for no real reason?

Two years ago I was put on the Observability squad and quickly discovered it was my thing, implementing tracking and running queries on this third-party tool, building custom stuff to monitor our client-side successes and failures.

About a year ago I hit the point where if you asked anyone "Who is the go-to person for help/questions/queries/etc. for this tool", the answer was just me lol. It was nice to have that solid and clear role, but a year later, that's still the case, and I'm still not an admin on this platform. I've asked, in an extremely professional way armed with some pretty good reasons, but every time I'm given some lame non-answer that amounts to No.

As far as I'm aware, I'm the only dev on our team at all who uses custom/beta features on this site, but every time I want to use them I have to go find an admin and ask for an individual permission. Every time. At the end of 2020 it was happening once a month and it was so demoralizing hitting up people who never even log into this site to ask them to go out of their way to give me a new single permission.

People reach out to me frequently to request things I don't have the permissions to do, assuming I'm one of the 64 admins, but I have to DM someone else to actually do the thing.

At this point it feels very much like having to tug on the sleeve of a person taller than me to get what I need, and I'm out of ways to convince myself this isn't demoralizing. I know this is a pretty common thing in large companies, meaningless permissions protocols, and maybe it's because I came from IT originally that it's especially irritating. In IT you have admin access to everything and somehow nobody gets hurt lol-- It still blows my mind that software devs who make significantly more money and are considered "higher up" the chain (which i think is dumb btw) are given less trust when it comes to permissions.

Has anyone figured out a trick that works to convince someone to grant you access when you're getting stonewalled? Or maybe a story of this happening to you to distract me from my frustration?

I tried writing this rant before, but I was (and still am) in too good of a mood so it was lengthy, meandering, and over-specific. so I'll summarize(ish).

summary:
* miscommunication
* working weekends
* incompetence and/or screwy integrations

summary of the summary:
* I can't fix someone else's mess if you don't talk to me!

Summary^3: #TODO: learn telepathy

Shortened rant:
Bossman at work signed up a very lucrative client by promising them something he couldn't deliver because he misunderstood and miscommunicated scope -- anti-fraud, if you've been following my rants.

Their signup (all four...) are screwy and cause issues and nobody knows why. I didn't write the code, have barely even glanced through it, and it uses a third-party (Clover) that's rather screwy.

Bossman has been asking me to do various things concerning the merchant, but has never been around to provide specifics, so I'm left to guess. I've done my best, but due to the aforementioned screwiness, I really have no idea what's going on. I just sort of muddled my way through.

Bossman also asked me, super late on Friday night (after 8:30pm), to rename one of the merchants because there are two with the same name (with different Clover creds, etc.) and that's just confusing. I didn't see the message because late and tired, and he didn't follow up or text/call me until two days later (today, Sunday). I also thought these were strictly for diagnosing and were de-listed. I had no idea the merchant was live and people were actually purchasing things for it. Had I known this I would have freaked out and demanded specifics on Thursday/Friday because wtf? debugging in production? with broken merchants? selling things for real money? scary bad? hello?

Anyway, I didn't see his message until he texted me about it at like 5pm today while I was about 2 hours from my computer. He's understandably frustrated, and I totally don't blame him, but fuck, miscommunication is a serious problem in this company, and that's amazing because it's so freaking small.

But the short version is that I'm likely going to get blamed for all this, Clover screwiness included. Bossman and I set up a call for 10am tomorrow and I'm positive he's going to try pinning it on me. Totally not going to let him, but his social is lv16+ while mine's like. 2 or 3. 😕 I'll see how it goes.

Really though, I should read @rutee07's book and just roast these fuckers.

Finished my project early today. I assumed it would take another day or two since it's primarily research and I had no idea how to progress, but I caught a break and finished it early. I also finished another surprise ticket! yay! I had the rest of the day to myself!

... had!

But then I noticed I had been working on the wrong branch. Fuck. Moving my work over was tedious, as was the cleanup. I kicked myself for good measure. Also, every time I switch branches, I need to run a bloody slow script that runs all the migrations, data tasks, backfills, etc. for the branch. It takes 12-18 minutes. There's a faster version, but it usually breaks things.

Turns out the branch I was supposed to be working on wasn't up to date with master. So I merged that in, leading to....

merge conflicts. Because of course there are conflicts. To make matters worse, I had (and have) no idea which changes were correct because idfk what those 248 new commits are doing. So I guessed at them, ran the script, and (after more waiting) ran a few related specs. Yet more waiting. Sense a pattern here? Eventually they finished, and all the specs passed. H'ray. So I committed the changes, and told Jenkins to kick off a full spec suite, which takes 45+ minutes.

La de da, I go back to cleaning up the previous ticket, pushing reversion commits, etc. Later, I notice the ticket number, look at the branch number I've been working on.... and. Fuuuck. I realize I had put everything on the wrong freaking branch AGAIN. I'm such an idiot. Cue more cleanup, more reversions, running the bloody script again and again. More wasted time, more kicking. ugh.

All of this took well over three hours. So instead of finishing at a leisurely 5:00 like a normal person, I finally stopped around 9pm. and I won't know the Jenkins spec results until morning.

A nice early day?
I should know better.

I found some rum!

Specifically kahlua.
Kahlua, milk, Tito’s. Mmm. And so strong.

I tried adding creme de cacao, but I wasn’t strong enough to open the bottle. 🙁

Anyway, we played a family game that amounts to throwing a ball or other toy into a bucket from increasing distances / more difficult areas of the room. With my drunken coordination it was a great time. 😁

No work today.
Just packing and fun.
☺️

Worst things about being a dev? Boy, this will be a long one!
- Whatever I do, be it hard work or smart work, I feel I am always underpaid.

- Most people who don't know tech feel my job shouldn't take that long. "Oh, a website that should be easy." "Oh, REST services, that's cute!"

- Most people who know a little tech will be like, "Here is the code for this on Google, then why are you charging this much"

- Companies like Microsoft and Apple who are too cool to follow standards.

- Always underpaid!

- The friggin compilers and random environment vars. Sometimes you make no change and the code works on a restart. I mean wtf!

- Having to give/meet deadlines, when we know most of the times things get out of control.

- Having to work for jerks mostly who don't know squat, and can't tell the difference between a CPU and a Wooden box.

- Sometimes I wanna take a break from my laptop(traveling and stuff) , those are the times I get the maximum work load!

- Did I mention we are always underpaid?

- Because of the kind of work I do, finding a girl has been challenging. Where the heck are they!

- We have to stay always updated. Often we deploy something using a framework and the next day we see an update.

- Speaking of updates, I hate having to support for OSes like Microsoft.

- Speaking of OSes, I hate Apple!

- Speaking of Apple, I feel we are underpaid, de javu?
...
How much would you hate me if I wrote "just kidding" ?

!dev

This may be a petty rant, but It's been grinding my gears for a few months now... I fucking hate ads, it's starting to be incredibly ridiculous. You start a video... 2 ads... you watch for 2 minutes, another 2 ads (and no, adblock isn't a solution, that only works on PC, not devices)?!!! You start an App... ads, you listen to music... ads... you go to google... ads, you click a website... ads... you look out of your window... ads... you walk down the street... ads... ads.. ads...
Seriously, what the fuck have we done?!! As a society we fucked up so badly... Look, no matter how many times you offer me an ad for a furniture, I'm not going to buy a fucking furniture on just any random day. You are completely wasting my already limited time... If you don't have any ads to show me, then don't show me ads, fuck you, you fucking piece of shit software... How is it that it used to be enough to click away one static, non-intrusive ad, but now 6-8 15-20 second ads, popups and intrusive, mid-content ads are the norm?! And then a piece of shit like MoviePass DARES, FUCKING DARES, To work on some sort of camera-enabled check that you actually LOOK at the ads?!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU RETARDED PIECE OF BLACK MIRROR SHIT, FUCK OFF WITH THIS BRAINWASHING BULLSHIT, I'M ALLERGIC TO IT, FUCK ALL OF THIS.

I fucking promise that any software I'll make will be either free and open source, or paid only by alternative means, no ads, not ever. I will never fucking add to this retarded bullshit. Never fucking ever will I lower myself on a level where I need to actively waste the time and psyche of thousands or millions of people to get money. Fucking hell.... As if the world doesn't suck enough already, we treat humans as cattle, and It's pissing me off... In the past I used to just delete any app that annoyed me with ads, but what the fuck do I do about youtube since it's the de-facto content source on the internet? And worse, my friends and family watch youtube.. even if I avoid it that doesn't mean the problem is solved... There needs to be an alternative, and paying subscriptions for every single fucking service on the web isn't a solution. Even worse with the current economy... I'd rather eat real food, than buy shit like premium on ShitTube, Fuckify, all the random news website I might read and every app or game I start once every two months... Shit like ad-less premium accounts aren't giving me an alternative, just a way to shoot myself in the foot longterm...

Godbless everyone that releases open source software, apps, tools, websites and such. I hope to god decentralized alternatives to youtube need to happen and not in the web3 way, because that's also retarded...

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shit, Fuck Shit, Piss, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Retards, Fucking absolutely disgusting pieces of shit... ... alright, I got it out of my system, but It's gonna be right back the next time YouTube forces me to look at 20 seconds of something I already skipped 48 times today...

26 or so hours up now. And I've got a few stories to tell :) feel free to refresh your cup of coffee and take a seat.

Last few days I've been going into this odd place called intown.irl to get in touch with its inhabitants. An odd place I have to say. But in some cases quite rewarding, even got a MILF home with me and into bed at some point. Anyway...

3 days ago I think it is now? Thursday evening I took my laptop to this local bar where I had this issue about dihydrogen monoxide with one of the bartenders earlier (you'll find that rant on those keywords). Still wanted to visit it regardless though, as I met that first woman there earlier that approached me. Unfortunately I didn't see her there that day.

Some bald guy who was clearly drunk approached me. Many people were already giving curious looks at this laptop I brought to the bar. I finally tuned it up with the stickers from FOSDEM.. I'll put a picture of it in the comments. My theme was one of privacy (central), distributions and Google's open source initiative (which aligns with the keychain token I got from them as well). But of course.. that guy.. he thought that a pimped/riced laptop obviously meant that I was a hacker.

Guy went to the toilet.. went back.. and suddenly grabbed my laptop and turned it towards him. Boy was I never more smugly satisfied that those rubber pads on the bottom are quite resilient. Could've almost damaged my screen by trying to grab it like that. But it's a CCFL display.. so high voltage. If it were to become broken.. worth it. 😈

On it at the time was a terminal, pinging Google (had network issues at that bar, to the point where one of the - I think - staff members got up to me and offered the WiFi password and got to talk with me.. more on that later), and my usual Linux desktop along with the Arch anime wallpaper with the quote of Da Vinci.. simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. Of course the guy saw the terminal.. and probably reaffirmed.. yep, that's a hacker. At least he wasn't too wrong about the general term.. but the hat.. most likely he was wrong on that one.

Guy left with this question.. "you are a hacker, aren't you."
I replied to him: "No sir. I'm not a hacker. I've got no idea what you're talking about."
Guy kept looking at me weirdly for the whole night to come.

Back to that companion guy though. Mac user, yada yada.. but he told me about his backup solution. Apparently - I shit you not - he has not only the photos on his local device, he's also frequently backing them up in Time Machine (which I was really curious about whether it uses mirroring or snapshots.. he couldn't tell, lmk if you do) but not only that.. he was storing another offsite backup in that very bar, in case his house went on fire.

Now that is a proper backup scheme!!! If only more people were like that.

Seriously though.. that bald guy who took my laptop just like that... I just let it slide for that one time, but I tend to treat my machines as an extension of my very self. I think that was a very uncalled for move. Asshole...

How would you have reacted to such a thing? And.. maybe that's why we technologists don't get outside too often? Fucking everything is hacking these days if it's not Knopkes and Blinkenlights… Not every shell is a h4xx0ring console for h3kk1ng de fasbuk…

PHP arrays.

The built-in array is also an hashmap. Actually, it's always a hashmap, but you can append to it without specifying indexes and PHP will use consecutive integers. Its performance characteristics? Who knows. Oh, and only strings, ints and null are valid keys.

What's the iteration order for arrays if you use them as hashmaps (string keys)? Well, they have their internal order. So it's actually an ordered hashmap that's being called an array. And you can produce an array which has only integer keys starting with 0, but with non-sequential internal (iteration) order.

This array weirdness has some non-trivial implications. `json_encode` (serializes argument to JSON) assumes an array corresponds to a JSON array if its keys are consecutive integers in increasing order starting with 0, otherwise the array becomes a JSON object. `array_filter` (filters arrays/hashmaps using callback predicate) preserves keys, so it will punch holes in the int key sequence if non-last items are removed, thus turning arrays into hashmaps and changing your JSON structure if you forget to discard keys before serialization.

You may wonder how JSON deserialization works, then? There's a special class for deserialized JSON objects, `stdClass`. It's basically a hashmap too, but it's an object, not an array, and all functions that would normally accept arrays won't work with it. So basically its only use is JSON (de)serialization. You can even cast arrays to objects, producing `stdClass`.

Bonus PHP trivia:

Many functions return nonsensical values. `preg_match`, the regex matching function, returns 1 for success, 0 for no matches and false for malformed regular expression. PHP supports exceptions, so it could just throw one on errors. It would even make more sense to return true, false and null for these three cases. But no, 1, 0 and false. And actual matches are returned by output arg.

`array_walk_recursive`, a function supposed to recursively apply callback to each element of an array. That's what docs say. It actually applies it to leafs only. It will also silently accept object instead of array and "walk" it, but without recursing into deeper objects.

Runtime type enforcing is supported for function arguments and returned values. You can use scalar types, classes, array, null and a few special keywords. There's also a `mixed` keyword, which is used in docs and means "anything". It's syntactically valid, the parser will accept it, but it matches no values in runtime. Calling such function will always cause a runtime error.

Strings can be indexed with negative integers. Arrays can't.

ReflectionClass::newInstanceWithoutConstructor: "Creates a new class instance without invoking the constructor". This one needs no commentary.

`array_map` is pretty self-explanatory if you call it with a callback and an array. Or if you provide more arrays of equal length via varargs, callback will be called with more arguments, one from each array. Makes sense so far. Now, you can also call `array_map` with null instead of callback. In that case it treats provided arrays as rows of a matrix and returns that matrix, transposed.

This rant has been one that I've been wanting to rant about for a while now. Me being drunk as fuck right now (mind, stay awake!) doesn't really help, but meh.
At least Wanblows was able to install its "features" properly... Except it wasn't, being the featureful ShitOS it is.

I want to rant about privacy. Not about "nothing to hide, nothing to fear". That's been ranted about plenty by the MIcroshaft-loving folks as well as the privacy-aware opposition. Rather, I'd like to rant about the privacy-concious.

I am a privacy-concious-person, with his current status quo being that he doesn't yet know a privacy-concious solution to every data-intrusive "common solution" out there. So I tend to value privacy next to De Lijn while sharing location data to Google with Google Maps. Point is, I do not know privacy-concious solutions to everything out there yet. So I use the convenient over the privacy-aware.
(after review while drunk I was unable to make sense of this)

In the privacy-aware circles I tend to see that it seems to be black and white. You share your data with Google, yet you oppose data collection by local institutes? WRONG!!! YOU MUST BE A TINFOIL HAT!!!
No, seriously I don't want to share my data with Google. Just that they're the only realtime navigation platform with decent UI out there that I know of right now.

Privacy isn't all black and white here. I block any intrusion that I'm able to, anything else I abide to, while awaiting a good alternative that does respect my privacy which I would gladly use instead. That does not imply that "I have nothing to hide". I do, and I have a lot to hide.

So that makes up the black and white nature of privacy, which is a fallacy. Another one is the whole idea of "I have nothing to hide" to begin with.

If you have nothing to hide, would you be comfortable with sharing your location data (IP address, habits, common trends, etc) with me? To share your information with me, to have your contacts share your info with me, without your consent? Of course you wouldn't. But that's what's happening right now.

Stop asking which Linux distro is best. Seriously there is no "best" one. Arch is best FOR ME. Debian or Fedora might be your cup of tea. But I have great news for you, they are all FREE and there is free virtualization software you can try them on. Stop asking a stupid question that only gets opinionated answers and flame wars and go try them for yourself.

Also, while I'm on the topic. Ubuntu, Ubuntu Mate, Ubuntu XFCE etc. are all the same distro, they just have a different DE (desktop environment for you noobs). It's like on Monday I wear a suit but Tuesday I wear shorts and a tee shirt, it's still me, I'm just dressed differently.

opened up my laptop at the car dealership where I am chilling at rn while I wait on my car's service to be done.

I open my laptop and start working on some small fix that I had forgotten about for work.

OMG guess what? no one is looking at me doing shit in the computer because in reality no one gives a flying fuck like most of you attention whores wanna make it sound like.

No one thinks you are hacking because you opened up a terminal in public.

Bola de jotos ridiculos.

Update on my Facebook and Booking.com interviews. I had them back to back today.

Even before I start, I accept and admit that I am a hypocrite. I hate Amazon yet order stuff from there. I hate Microsoft yet use their products. I hate Facebook yet went ahead to interview with them.

I fucking hate myself for compromising my ethics, values, and integrity. I had promised myself that even if I work for any major shit company, I'd never go with Facebook. Here I am after many years. Not an excuse, but I am doing it because I see it as an entry point into the UK. That's all.

Community's hate towards me is justified and I'd accept the discrimination from this community because this place is my digital home and you all are my family. Infact first thing I told mom was, dR boys are gonna disown me when they get to know about this.

Anyway, coming to the update part.

I had applied leave at work from last Friday. 4 days of leave earned me 10 days off (including weekends and 2 days of Diwali company holiday).

Last Thursday I got to know that Facebook has scheduled their interview today (Friday). I spent insane amount of time preparing. Approximately 8 hours everyday including weekend. I added nearly 40+ hours preparing for it in last 7 days, because I had to get in. Failure isn't an option now.

I sacrifice my family time, preparing for the interview.

I sacrifice Diwali break, sitting in front of the screen and studying.

I sacrifice my only vacation of 2021, doing mock interviews as late as 11.30 PM.

I sacrifice my free time and enjoyment, stressing over what could happen.

I was prepared like perfect for screening stage.

Interview 1: this guy comes and ask 'what is the best compliment you have got as a PM?' and 'Why do you want to quit the current company?'

He wasn't supposed to ask those as per Facebook's policy and interview stage.

Then he gave me a shit problem to solve and rejected my approach and wanted it his was. I tried to follow him and made sure I was able to convince with the reasoning but he kept pushing me back. He kept putting me down. Did not listen to me or what I had to convey or what was expected as an answer. He had certain output in his mind and wanted me to come up with it as an answer.

For the uninitiated: Facebook gives ton of preparation material and tells upfront the kind of questions they'll ask they just focus on few things. Moreover, in Product interviews, there isn't right or wrong answer.

Anyway, this guy started making funny expressions which put my morale down and I stood my ground with losing my cool. I managed to get all my answers right and the key points the look into a candidate. It went decent. Yet the interviewers attitude was something I did not like.

Interview 2: the lady was really kind and warm. Very accommodating and easy person to deal with. It went amazingly well.

I have two observations I want to share with you all.

1. I hate what Facebook does. Lizardberg is awful human being. But I absolutely liked HOW they are doing things, at least from an interview stand point. They even had mock sessions by their PMs and upfront told how to prepare and how to answer.

2. While it seems to be a 5 star experience, I found them to function mechanically. No small talk, no human connection (ironic to their mission), no conversational flow of the interview (again something that they kept saying a zillion times in all their material). They came, formally introduced themselves, and had a checklist kind of attitude, and left.

I now await for the feedback.

In the next hour, I had Booking.com first round.

Amazing people. Warm friendly experience. Treated me as a human. Heard me. Made me feel part of the conversation rather than someone just being judged.

It went 1000x better than Facebook.

I await the feedback from them as well.

I don't know what's gonna happen but one thing for sure, the kind of expectations Facebook set for their interviews, was nowhere close to the reality. It was awful.

180° was for Booking.com

Guess the saying stands true, expectations always lead to disappointment.

Finally I feel de-stressed and my Diwali vacation starts AFTER Diwali ended. Or rather just a regular weekend.

2021 has been terribly awful year for me. Hope this shitty year ends soon.

Public service announcement: Wearing club de nuit perfume will have random people get close to you and smell the perfume thus complimenting it but making it really uncomfortable.

My brother in law gifted me this awesome perfume and it has brough upon some very serious awkward encounters.

I know it smells good, and I know I am pretty, but please ma'am I am married and this is weird, get away and ask me. Seriously no one every talks about how dudes get put into weird positions sometimes and I don't like females getting close to me.

I wear the perfume because I like the smell, and I get it, but please leave me alone.

This is my first post. I felt like if I'm wrote this I'll just be a big fat crybaby, but i need to release this pressure from me.

I've been pretty burnt out past 6 month.

So a little bit backstory here, I've come from broken family, and currently on my 7th semester of college. But I've been part of small startup as mobile apps developer for a year and a half now.

6 month ago, it just a year of recovery from a toxic relationship that basically ruins my college life. I have really bad GPA (bad score for being absent from classes), basically no friends, and a barely passable (or even bad) skill in Android Dev. Then I got new girlfriend that really supportive for me. But after 2 months, her parents ask me if I would marry her or not. because if not, I have to broke up with her (We're in Indonesia and both of us is Muslim, so outside marriage relationship is kinda in "grey area" depend on who you ask). So I have to choose to marry her or not, and I choose the marriage. I think I have enough saving and just enough income to support both of us.

Then it's been a downward spiral from there.

The startup that I've been working on were in a pretty bad shape. I've been underpaid since the beginning (and that's not really a problem for me at that time, that's my choice and I blame no one) but abysmal growth and some miss management force us to scale back and makes me basically in a non-paying jobs.

So I take college break for a semester and been trying to find projects here and there for marriage savings, but because the weak employee protection here, lots of the projects I have completed have yet to pay the fee (even until today). And even if they paid me, most of it were really low paying jobs (we're talking $200 per 3 weeks project here, to be fair, for our average GDP, it's not bottom-low).

And the deadline is approaching, our marriage date is settled in (very) early January 2019, and i've been in this "not yet graduated but needs job" limbo. Most of employer here still has the old "Degree Based" Job specs, and not "Skill Based" one. so because de-jure I've still a "College Student" no Job listing is willing to take me in. I've apply to almost 30 Job Listing and just get interview once, and still failed because I can't move to the company area, too far and have too expensive living cost vs the salary ($300 living cost vs $450 salary, while i need to give money to my girlfriend back home for a living).

So I switch my direction to Competitions with Extra Job offering as a Bonus, and I've been pretty close to winning one, held by CIMB Bank, but still failed. It's little bit better now because CIMB came interested with me but there is red flag which I need to graduate with decent GPA before July 2019, and in current GPA? it's practically impossible.

Can it getting worse? oh it can. Remember I come from broken home family? it's inherently hard to keeps communication with both of my parents that to this day still despise each other. And while my mother is still supportive to my marriage, my father isn't. He even basically disowned me last week because my one-sided decision to marry my girlfriend, and blame my mother for being the "bad influence" for me.

And now, today, December 16th, and I'm still in this weird Limbo and have nowhere to go. with $0 in my pocket (have spent all of my savings for marriage preparation) And our marriage is approaching. I almost given up.

A bug which takes 6 days to be found/fixed. Screw you financial data. 👹

🏀on the good side: whole class was de-constructed and re-factored + no other bugs were found! 😀🔥

For our business we are paying the highest plan the ISP provides (240 mbps) but we get 110 kb/s. Wtf!! You write them, they answer “give your address”, done, “we doesn’t see any problems”, calls a friend that also uses Telenet, “do you have problems”, “yes, no internet”. What de F*** is wrong?? It’s nearly a month like that!! They really need to do something!!

TL:DR
Why do so shitty "API"s exist that are even harder to write than proper ones? D:

Trying to hack my venilation at home.
This API is so horrible D:
The API is only based on POST requests no matter if you want to write values or get values and the response only contains XML with cryptic values like:

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<PARAMETER>
<LANG>de</LANG>
<ID>v01306</ID>
<VA>00011100000000000000000010000001</VA>
<ID>v00024</ID>
<VA>0</VA>
<ID>v00033</ID>
<VA>2</VA>
<ID>v00037</ID>
<VA>0</VA>

Also there are multiple API routes like
POST /data/werte1.xml
POST /data/werte2.xml
POST /data/werte3.xml
POST /data/werte4.xml
And actually the real API route is only given in the request body and not in the path.

Why is this so shitty? D:<

Btw in terms of security this is also top notch. It just globally saves if one computer sends the login password.
I mean why even ask for a password then? D:
That made me end up with a cronjob to send a login request so I don't have to login on any device.

PS:
You see, great piece of German engineering.

Rant time of 'Derp & Co.'

Today I decided that I am going to find another job, I just can't keep with this shit.

They said that use Agile: FALSE.
• Daily (best scenario) take like 1 hour and a half.
• New task enter the sprint and "Fuck you, more task in the same time". This is something regular done.

• "Oh, dev, we need you to check this other project" I am in the middle of my sprint on this project. "But you have to fix this bug here". (3 fucking days the bloody bug) "You are late again with tasks".

• Meeting for fresh sprint: 6 BLOODY hours... nonstop

The workflow is garbage:
• SOMEONE should did all the devops shit on the first sprint, guess what? They did nothing!, guess now who is being blamed for it (not only me, but a few coworkers).

• Nothing is well designed/defined:
~ task are explained like shit
~ times measured wrongly
~ We are in the last fucking SPRINT and still doing de ER of the DataBase cause Oh, apparently no one has work before with SQL (damn you MongoDB! (Not really)) so I am doing my best, but "jezz dev, this is so hard... maybe we can do it WRONG and easy".
~ No one is capable of take responsability of their mess, they just try to push down the problems. (Remember the devops situatuion? Why is.my fault? I came at the 3 or 4 sprint and I am doing backend tasks, I know nothing about devops).

But the big prize, the last one:
• Apparently you can't send whatever you want to the boss, it has to pass a filter previously of coordinators and managers, hell yeah!

And I am an idiot too!
because I see that we can't reach our schedule and do hours on my spare time!
This is because there are a few good coworkers who probably ended with my unfinished tasks... and they are equaly fucked as me...

This is just the tip of the iceberg. I am not a pro, I am not a full stack developer and still need to learn a lot, but this is just not normal, eight months like this...

!story

As is the case with many of you, I am also the de facto technology fixer for my family, and usually the first one they call when something goes wrong.

Usually it's a 'something wants to update, should I do it?' simple issue. Other times I have to remote connect to see why Word isn't uploading templates correctly or whatever.

Yesterday was different though.

Me: So whatcha need?
Mom: Well, my office has recently wanted me to be remote-capable in case they need me for something and they don't have the right people to fix it (she's been working at the same office for 20+ years and knows basically everything)
Me: Okay. So I guess they're setting up a VPN for this?
Mom: Yes. And I was calling because they might try and install it on my personal laptop and I wanted to know whether or not I should be concerned about our IT guys being able to look at or steal all my personal data.

I then proceeded to explain how a VPN works and that convincing her company to provide her with a separate computer would be the safest option and whatnot. But I was honestly really surprised that she was concerned to begin with.

For a while now, it seems there's been one story after another of companies being irresponsible with their customer's data, with little to no reprocussion or action that could really make a difference.

But as a direct result, we're now getting to the point where even the tech illiterate are becoming more aware of how this is effecting them.

It gave me hope for the future in an industry where many times there is very little. And I hope it does for you as well.

Thanks, mom. I'm proud of you.

I'm convinced this is going to be wildly unpopular, but hey...

Please stop writing stuff in C! Aside from a few niche areas (performance-critical, embedded, legacy etc. workloads) there's really no reason to other than some fumbled reason about "having full control over the hardware" and "not trusting these modern frameworks." I get it, it's what we all grew up with being the de-facto standard, but times have moved on, and the number of massive memory leaks & security holes that keep coming to light in *popular*, well-tested software is a great reason why you shouldn't think you're smart enough to avoid all those issues by taking full control yourself.

Especially, if like most C developers I've come across, you also shun things like unit tests as "something the QA department should worry about" 😬

-Im a frontend
-We don't have any back-end in our team
-Im now a front-end & backend
We need to migrate our server to AWS but we have nobody
-im now a front-end & back-end & DevOps
During de migration we need to use AWS database and create new view and manage access
-im now a front-end & back-end & DevOps & DB engineer
-We have new employee (Yess)
-im now a front-end & back-end & DevOps & DB engineer & Trainer and repository manager (PR, Manager)

Public institution... No salairy growing... Fluck this shit

FUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUCK ! Sorry I needed to let this out. I make extra hours since a few weeks and this only because 1. I'm the only dev of the team (will seriously need more people). 2. I have to manage people remotely which, as a 3 years old experienced dev, is not what I expect of my job. 3. I need to finish the job of an intern (not even her fault but de was asked to make powerpoints and stuffs instead of working on the module we need).

And today we just asked me if I can work on saturday. NO. I love (or used to?) my job but this can't last for ever.

WOOOP-DE-FUCKING-DO I HATE MY ISP (well actually the company which is reliable for the cable networks which lead to my/our new home).

WhAtEvErYoUmEaN and I moved yesterday to a new flat. Not spectacular at all except that mentioned company cancelled the appointment ON THE SAME FUCKING DAY! "We're so sorry. No internet until Thursday. At least"
Dickheads.

Well, so we are here in the middle of nowhere without internet. Time for old school books i guess😅

GIT LOG VERSION 110
---------------
a9c2934 I don't believe it
fb8d2e6 I am Root. We are Root.
6be9078 FINALLY FIXED THE FUCKING BUG IN THE CODE, DO NOT EVER EVER FUCK ME AGAIN YOU MARON
3d08a88 THIS IS THE FUCKING WORKING VERSION
013faed THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR, GO TO A PREVIOUS COMMIT
af5d013 We'll figure it out on Monday
49e238b de-misunderestimating
a40351b happy monday _ bleh _
a5f345d Fixed unnecessary bug.
485a26a pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
c4fcbde s/import/include/

Gotta learn myself through vim and tmux because I have no choice. My laptop burst and all I have is a Raspberry Pi with Raspbian core + MATE DE installed. Don't really wanna use heavy stuff with it because it'll become really snappy.

Oh well, as long as I can code.

imagine this is the "crème de la crème" post you've seen and upvote.

for no reason.

Aren't you, software engineer, ashamed of being employed by Apple? How can you work for a company that lives and shit on the heads of millions of fellow developers like a giant tech leech?
Assuming you can find a sounding excuse for yourself, pretending its market's fault and not your shitty greed that lets you work for a company with incredibly malicious product, sales, marketing and support policies, how can you not feel your coders-pride being melted under BILLIONS of complains for whatever shitty product you have delivered for them?
Be it a web service that runs on 1980 servers with still the same stack (cough cough itunesconnect, membercenter, bug tracker, etc etc etc etc) incompatible with vast majority of modern browsers around (google at least sticks a "beta" close to it for a few years, it could work for a few decades for you);
be it your historical incapacity to build web UI;
be it the complete lack of any resemblance of valid documentation and lets not even mention manuals (oh you say that the "status" variable is "the status of the object"? no shit sherlock, thank you and no, a wwdc video is not a manual, i don't wanna hear 3 hours of bullshit to know that stupid workaround to a stupid uikit api you designed) for any API you have developed;
be it the predatory tactics on smaller companies (yeah its capitalism baby, whatever) and bending 90 degrees with giants like Amazon;
be it the closeness (christ, even your bugtracker is closed and we had to come up with openradar to share problems that you would anyway ignore for decades);
be it a desktop ui api that is so old and unmaintained and so shitty, but so shitty, that you made that cancer of electron a de facto standard for mainstream software on macos;
be it a IDE that i am disgusted to even name, xcrap, that has literally millions of complains for the same millions of issues you dont even care to answer to or even less try to justify;
be it that you dont disclose your long term plans and then pretend us to production-test and workaround-fix your shitty non-production ready useless new OS features;
be it that a nervous breakdown on a stupid little guy on the other side of the planet that happens to have paid to you dozens of thousands of euros (in mandatory licences and hardware) to actually let you take an indecent cut out of his revenues cos there is no other choice in a monopoly regime, matter zero to you;
Assuming all of these and much more:
How can you sleep at night with all the screams of the devs you are exploiting whispering in you mind? Are all the money your earn worth?

** As someone already told you elsewhere, HAVE SOME FUCKING PRIDE, shitty people AND WRITE THE FUCKING DOCS AND FIX THE FUCKING BUGS you lazy motherfuckers, your are paid more than 99.99% of people on earth, move your fucking greasy little fingers on that fucking keyboard. **

PT2: why the fuck did you remove the ESC key from your shitty keyboards you fuckshits? is it cos autocomplete is slower than me searching the correct name of a function on stackoverflow and hence ESC key is useless? at least your hardware colleagues had the decency of admitting their error and rolling back some of the uncountable "questionable "hardware design choices (cough cough ...magic mouse... cough golden charging cables not compatible with your own devices.. cough )?

Not dev, but a perf-eng confidence boost.

Our company was hired by a client to onboard perf-testing process and do some perf-related go-live stuff. Basically, make sure the app meets the SLAs.

Our company mobilized some internal resources for the task. The had 3-4 months. 2 months later they realized they won't pull it off. What a shame...

When the threat of dropping the ball and losing the client and recommendations became very real, they engaged us. Half the time, half the resources, a worried and annoyed client who now wants to control the whole initiative.

During the first 2 meetings we get the general idea of what they have, what they want. We take some time to prepare a plan to make it on time. The client argues our plan, mostly because one of the main points was mocking downstream dependencies [integrations]. He asks, then demands to do it all with live integrations. We explain why this is an incredible risk and why we should do it the proposed way. He disagrees.

Alright then... Maybe he knows smth we don't. Let's do it the risky way...

A month later test results are far from the target. I did my best with app de-bottlenecking and fine-tuning. But since the live integrations do not deliver, they hide other bottlenecks. The initiative is stuck.

Finally, the client agrees to do it with mocking. But now there's no time left as it will take almost a month to prepare mocks...

The client agrees we should have done it our way from the start. They postpone the go-live and we carry out our testing and tuning the right way.

That was one expensive and long "I told you so". But it boosted our [perf team's] confidence to the top and beyond :)

don't tell us how to do our job, unless you do want extra expenses

Tomorrow i have school starting.
Which inspires me to rant about how school fails. Ill omit the "arguments" - feel free to append arguments for my words in the comments. Lol

Dont get be wrong. I LOVE acquiring knowledge. And this is where my first point starts : PACE. My class is basically an assortiment of dumbfucks who dont understand anything without "learning by heart over the course of several weeks"

Ill give you a concrete example.
Our maths teacher wanted to make us think scientifically. So he invented a new type of numbers "root 6 numbers" that are formed like so:
a + b * sqrt(6)
Now he wants us to find out wether the sum of two root 6 numbers is also a root six number. this is all dandy, BUT CLASSMATES STILL DIDNT GET WHAT ROOT 6 NUMBERS ARE, EVEN AFTER SEVERAL EXPRANATIONS. Worse: they went to the main teacher to blacken the math teacher.
Another example would be the time our class needed to understand functions(x) : 4 weeks. Ik, as a programmer i have some ease, but four weeks is a bit too much.

Because of this slow pace, i am irreversibly bored of and in school.
And this leads to another problem: homework. Since i know most of the stuff (the few things i dont get at school, i research at home) the homework are useless to me and since the others dont get much, the homeworks are often more than abundant {in a negative way}.
So i dont do them - but that makes teachers disregard me. Which im sickened of.
Worse: often i dont get overly good grades (i honestly have no clue why. I know everything and go over most of the stuff with my menthor),which empowers teacher of the argument of "you are not good enuff, so you cant read in class".

It would be JUST FINE if the only problem were teachers - but my peers are horrible too.

I know our brains are growing, but thats no reason for being stupid.

I literally get told that i need to stop wearing shorts because they look horrible.

Yep. Also, most people think they are empowered of teaching me and talking about my defaillance - because they do their homework. Even though they know i know stuff better than them.

Now to one of the worst issues: a group work where we had to de a Radio report. The guy (the one who thinks he is intelligent BECAUSE he has good grades) invited himself and his gf to me, he wanted me to translate 22 pages from german to english (because he was too lazy to write in german), wanted me to do audiorecording, audioediting and writing of a report. When i left the group because i was called "weakest link" he spread the word that i he had done everythinh and that because i left his group had failed (noticed the flow in logic?)

NOW everybody thinks of me as stupid weirdo. And honestly - i think i will stop listening to them. Ive always hated people, i dont need a significant other.

Even though this will come with the secondary effect of me being gossiped at.

But honestly its fine.

You might have noticed my elojquent way of expressing myseld. I did that in order to show that i am, despite my grades, overly proficient in english

Ok. So now comes the conclusion. What should i do? Do you Think that i am like that because im pubescent myself? How can i stop having nightmares of every possible social situotion that could occur?
Does this have to do with me being a dev?

Well. ありがとう for reading.

So I installed a new Linux distro, and since the DE is Gnome, I wanted to spice things up with a Conky file.

I download my conky theme, extract it, and try to run it.

And it's broken.

Apparently, the Conky development team decided it would be a great idea to switch over to an ENTIRELY FUCKING NEW SYNTAX, LEAVING EVERY CONKY THEME WRITTEN BEFORE AUTUMN THIS YEAR USELESS

Oh, no biggie, I think. After all, the development did very graciously publish a Lua file to convert old conky configs to the new syntax.

Except no.

The file used to convert conky configs uses the old loadstring function, for which support was dropped in Lua 5.4

So not only did Conky make every config written earlier than this Autumn obsolete, the FUCKING TOOL THEY DEVELOPED TO HELP WITH THAT IS ALSO FUCKING BROKEN

Fuck Conky. I wasted 2 hours screwing with this broken-ass piece of shit

Wtf is up with some education providers? Even the de facto industry leaders have half-assed courses. Not many are super high quality. They sound like they are speaking into a mic, forced to do it. Nothing like YouTube, more like middle-aged, depressed men with no life with no energy. I'd much rather learn elsewhere. This is akin to how some university professors give some lectures. Where are the passionate teachers of our world?

The ones that I enjoyed were: MIT, Harvard and Stanford. Perhaps it has to do with money. lol.

I'm 22 years old and 1.5 years into my first Startup Job. (and second Dev job)
I feel kind of uncomfortable now and I would like to ask your opinions.
I'll start with the work related description of my situation and later add a bit of my life situation.

I develop as hobby since I can think. I'm pretty engaged and love to do things right. So I quickly found myself in the position of the de-facto lead fullstack Developer.
Although, to be clear, were only a few devs - which are now replaced by not so many other devs. I feel often like the only person able to design and decide and implement in a way that won't kill us later (and I spend half of my time fixing technical debt).

I mostly like what I do , because it's a challenge and I feel needed. I learn new things and I am pretty flexible in work time. (but I also often work till late in the night, sacrificing friendship time)
But there are so many things I would love to do and used to do, but now I have no motivation to develop outside of my job.
I don't really feel that what my company is doing is something I find valuable. (Image rights management)

I earn pretty well - in comparison to what I'm used to: 20€/hour, Brutto 2.800 / month for 32 hours a week. In Berlin. (Minus tax and stuff it's 1.800€). It's more than enough for what I need.
But when I see what others in similar positions earn (~4.000), I feel weird. I got promised a raise since nearly a year now. I don't feel I could demand it. I also got the hint that I could get virtual shares. But nothing happened.

Now what further complicates the situation is that I will go to Portugal in April for at least half a year, for joining a social project I love. My plan used to be that I work from there for a few hours a week - but I'm starting to hesitate as I fear that I will actually work more and it will keep me from fully being there.

So, I kind of feel emotionally attached - I like (some of) the people, I know (or at least believe) that the company will have a big problem without me. (I hold a lot of the knowledge for legacy applications) .
But I also feel like I'm putting too much of myself into the company and it is not really giving me back. And it's also not so much worth it... Or is it?

Should I stick to the company and keep my pretty secure position and be financially supported during my time in Portugal, while possibly sacrificing my time there?
Should I ask for a raise (possibly even retroactively) and then still quit later? (they will probably try to get my 1 month of cancelation period upped to 3).

Also, is this a risk for my "career"?

Well, it happened, my school managed to block SSH

It also means no more git, and if this shit isn't fixed I might be forced to use TFS

Whoop de doo

Worst coding procrastination story?

Not necessarily coding, but anything that has to do with writing support reports for an application/feature. Good news is we have a dedicated dept for maintaining reports now, but there was a time developers were required to write and maintain reports (Crystal Reports). Starts out as data in grid, but de-evolves into ..
U: "This value here...can you make that red if its a Thursday before a promotion release on Friday and I forget to update the promotional percent?"
<month later>
U: "Why is this value red?"
<explain why it's red>
U: "That is so stupid, I wouldn't ask for such as feature. I never forget."
<month later>
U: "OMG! I FORGOT TO UPDATE THE PERCENT AND WE LOST OVER $100,000!! THE REPORT WAS SUPPOSED TO FLAG THOSE VALUES IN RED!!! I HAVE THE REQUIREMENT DOCUMENT!! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"

Not to mention the hours...HOURS worth of meetings filled with "Can you move the value a little to the left, a little more..NO! Too far! Now, make it bold...bolder..uggh...I said bolder, I thought you guys knew a lot about computers."

I eventually ignored the report feature with "I'll work on it later". 'Later' never showed up. Users eventually exported the data to Excel to write their own reports and now exporting data to Excel is a standard feature of our apps.

German public service digitization. Websites celebrating the new "digital functionality" of the federal ID card, but if you need to prolong the actual card, you have to visit a public administration center in person, no way to prove your existing valid ID in a zoom meeting although that's de-facto standard accepted even when opening a bank account, plus they have all of my data so they should know I have a valid ID and they could just send the new one to my postal address.
So I have to appear in person at their offices, so I need an appointment, but in times of covid pandemic, appointments are rare and only offered on a day-to-day basis in my hometown, that's why I have to visit their online appointment web app at 7 a.m. in the morning to grab one of the few appointments when they are released.
Don't tempt me to write a script that squats all the other appointment slots to resell at the highest prices...

Situation reminds of the times when it was even harder to get a vaccination against covid, and the media kept reporting about the minority that refused to get vaxxed, so they didn't have to admit there wasn't enough vaccine anyway.

This rant is not about politics, it's about the failure of bureaucracy, but if it was about politics, I would just quote Rezo that it shows who had governed this state for sixteen years.

When I rant about German internet connectivity, people usually reply that the web is much better in Taipeh, Bangalore or Guadalajara, so I can still have some hope that it's not all of the world that's totally lost.

So give me some hope, folks.

Most of us have scary stories about professors that think that they know about what they are talking about when it comes to teaching comp sci subjects. Shit is so backwards in most parts of the world with teachers showing outdated or completely pointless tech.

A friend called me the other day asking for classic ASP help because it was being used in his web class. Another was asking me about flipping c cgi web scripting. Wtf are schools teaching? Having the drive to LEARN actuall useful topics that are relevant on the market is hard enough as it is...shouldn't schools help at least a little bit? I was lucky, we were thaught Java, Python, cpp, js, sql, html5, css3, php, ruby and we had classes for node (for those interested) and asp.net mvc. Those were RELEVANT and good classes and while some outdated tech was good the rest is just bullshit. Specially since most teachers have 0 market value as develpers...but hey!! Wtf do I know! Of course my word is shit against all them doctorate and master degrees.

Gimme a break. School can be great. But a lot of the leadership there is toxic af for our industry. And while I appreciate the effort in me being thaught modern languages (and thaught is a hard word since I already knew how to program way before going to school) i still remember a teacher taking points away from an assignment for not using switch statements in Python...despite my explaining that there was no such thing (you can go around it by using a lil technique using functions, its pretty cool..pero no mames)
Or what about the time I mentioned to a fellow student how he could use markup for having more control with his windows forms while the very same teacher contradicted me saying that shit was not possible. Or the guy at the school in which I work teaching intro to programming using fucking vba...fk man if you are going the BASIC route at least teach them b4j or something fuuuuck.

I had good teachers, but they were always cast asside by dptmnt heads as if they knew better. I just hate pendejo teachers I really do.

Chinguen a su madre, bola de babosos.

La mayoria de los rants son en ingles D:
No hay alguien que hable español aquí?

I have a rant. A genuine rant, not a funny story, etc.

I want a keyboard. I need one. It can cost €500, as long as it won't break in a year and fulfils all my needs. Make it a €1000, I don't care. What are my needs then? Well...

It has to be a split keyboard - two halves. But wireless in every aspect, ergonomic, with multimedia keys on its outer edges (preferably pointing outwards, not up) and a heavy metal trackball on the right outer edge (preferably upper right corner). That's a bare minimum.

On top of that it probably some magnetic scrolls for things like navigating pages, changing volume and fidgeting in general wouldn't hurt. Also I'd prefer it to snap back into a one-piece whenever I need it to lie on my knees, e.g. when I type while sitting on a coach (I have a coach PC setup, no desk, and there's a reason). Why do I need it to split then...?

I had an accident. Kind of broke my back when I was 11. It's mostly okay now after couple years of rehabilitation and many more years of careful living. Luckily the only two wheels I ride on are powered by a 105.97 hp @ 9,970 rpm engine. Still, I try to be careful so I tried tons of work hygiene techniques over the years and I found out anything over 2 hours is best done while lying flat.

Coding while lying flat has its challenges, mostly focused around screen and input. Ever since I got a VR headset half of them got solved but the other half - acquiring a suitable keyboard - it's very hard to satisfy. I tried that with a one-piece keyboard lying on my stomach. Turns out actively bending elbows quickly wears them out (hello tennis players). So a split keyboard it has to be. So far I tried 4 different ones and I had to modify the cable connecting both halves in each and every one of them so that it'd be long enough to go behind my back. The main cable itself I only had to modify once because usually there're extensions available.

Apart from cables, all of those keyboards had issues. Starting from some kind of de-syncing when keys from both halves would randomly register in a wrong order - I didn't know it's possible with a cable connected halves... I did try two generic WiFi keyboards (using one for each hand) and they unfortunately suffered from that very same issue but I was sure it wouldn't happen if the device was designed to be a one unit from the very beginning, right? And yet it in 2 of the tested devices.

Other than that, plugs disconnecting on their own forcing me to take off the headset and fiddle around, too high key travel that'd strain the wrists after a few hours, even the noise that would wake up my girlfriend sleeping in a separate room were all a common issue (I briefly had an almost completely silent WiFi mechanical keyboard from Logitech we both really liked, but it was a one-piece). Once I got a split keyboard that was "natively" WiFi but not only the two halves were still connected with a cable that turned out to be way too short for my needs, it also had a very noticeable lag despite the high price - a lag way higher than any of the cheap WiFi keyboards I owned in the past. So I sent it back. Now IDK what to do because AFAICT there are no more models available, at least where I live.

So yeah, I need a keyboard and I'll probably have to make one myself. Sorry, just had to vent.

Boss : make me a project with serverless and vue js

Me: you renounce to the SEO

Boss: no i need full visibility on search engines

Me: i will prerender it :'(

Rant :what i can do to save de seo of an vuejs application ? ... My html file have div id app ... End XD

why.... why on this freaking earth would you go an enable Hypervision on me?

seriously #Windows, you are starting to drive me over the edge.

theres nothing like powering up a centos server - yea not even a DE, (that had no issues yesterday) and getting "VT-x is not available".

the last thing im going to think to look at is you enabling your bullshit despite it was already disabled,

My neighbor asked me if I could make him a program for managing the wifi connection to his kids devices. Basically, he wants to be able to turn wifi on/off on selected devices, on demand. I know how to de-auth ALL devices temporarily, but that's not the goal. He asked because I am always looking for new ideas to work/practice on. And no, this isn't a vague post to try and get info on hacking into my neighbors wifi, lol... I set it up and have all the credentials. Is this within reach?

Over the last few weeks, I've containerised the last of our "legacy" stacks, put together a working proof of concept in a mixture of DynamoDB and K8s (i.e. no servers to maintain directly), passing all our integration tests for said stack, and performed a full cost analysis with current & predicted traffic to demonstrate long term server costs can be less than half of what they are now on standard pricing (even less with reserved pricing). Documented all the above, pulled in the relevant higher ups to discuss further resources moving forward, etc. That as well as dealing with the normal day to day crud of batting the support department out the way (no, the reason Bob's API call isn't working is because he's using his password as the API key, that's not a bug, etc. etc.) and telling the sales department that no, we can't bolt a feature on by tomorrow that lets users log in via facial recognition, and that'd be a stupid idea anyway. Oh, and tracking down / fixing a particularly nasty but weird occasional bug we were getting (race hazards, gotta love 'em.)

Pretty pleased with that work, but hey, that's just my normal job - I enjoy it, and I like to think I do good work.

In the same timeframe, the other senior dev & de-facto lead when I'm not around, has... "researched" a single other authentication API we were considering using, and come to the conclusion that he doesn't want to use it, as it's a bit tricky. Meanwhile passed all the support stuff and dev stuff onto others, as he's been very busy with the above.

His full research amounts to a paragraph which, in summary, says "I'm not sure about this OAuth thing they mention."

Ok, fine, he works slowly, but whatever, not my problem. Recently however, I learn that he's paid *more than I am*. I mean... I'm not paid poorly, if anything rather above market rate for the area, so it's not like I could easily find more money elsewhere - but damn, that's galling all the same.

I feel inseparable from the i3 tiling window manager.anyone else with the same situation.also does anybody here use i3-gaps too

Spent all day testing different desktop environments and themes/icons. Finally settled for Vanilla Ubuntu with the Budgie-Desktop environment, arc-theme dark and paper icons. What are you running?

I've been trying to find a linux distro/de that "just works" for like a week and honestly, I'm kinda giving up and going back to Windows.

Everyone single one I've tried had some weird quirks, mostly audio and video related. Screen tearing everywhere, mic not working, distorted audio, jittery animations and very low responsiveness.

I really wanted to use Linux as my main OS, at least for work. I love the simplicity of package managers and the terminal. But honestly, I don't understand how something like that could be depicted as better than Windows. I'm sorry but Windows runs waaaaaaaay better on my desktop and PC it blows linux out of the water. Zero issues with drivers, no screen tearing, no distorted audio flying smooth animations and responsiveness.

I'm very disappointed, I was expecting Linux to be quicker and less bloated but god those hardware compatability issues just destroy everything good that linux has to offer.

Guess I'm going to install some background VM since I only really need to run terminal stuff and daemons for work.

Emotionally painful dev learning experience: My laptop (and only computer I had in the area) broke at the worst possible time during university and the guy fixing it fucked it up meaning it took even longer. Combine this with:

*Stuck having to learn Android Studio in two weeks to make a whole-ass app with a professor who didn't know how to make a Hello World and gave us no resources. Pair project so I had someone depending on me to do my part, meaning a lot of sharing their computer just to be able to use Android Studio.
*Having to work on another solo project by using various public and awfully specced university computers. Said project involved real-time 3D graphics and was running at about a third of the speed it should on every machine.
*Realizing how much I depended on my laptop for entertainment and that I basically had nothing that could help me de-stress and relax at home.
*Not knowing when the laptop's spare parts would arrive or if the repair man would give me bad news and even more delays.
*A very poorly timed issue in my relationship.

I know university can be stressful even though it never really affected me before or since but man, those couple of weeks broke me.

I don’t know if I just want to harm myself or what… like it’s as if I really enjoyed being burned out so I’m trying to recreate that feeling.

So, the thing is I’m employed as a de facto principal security engineer, basically doing the work of 5-6 people and more, since I haven’t been able to completely shed all my responsibilities from my previous roles as cloud engineer and software developer. On top of that I’m studying my CS Master’s as if I was a full-time student. That’s a lot on my plate. No free time to speak of, and even that’s filled with side projects and, if I can spare the time once in a while, other hobbies.

Now I saw that the security research group in my university is recruiting research assistants to a quantum-resistant cryptography research project - and I am soooo tempted to apply. The topic and what the research project practically aims for, and the potential learning outcomes that I can see from the job description, excite me beyond comprehension!

Am I going to drive myself to burn-out and my marriage to an irreparable state if I take that side job on top of this all? Will I be reasonable and think about that ahead of time, before applying, or will I dive in and just find out?

Vou fazer o post em br na esperança de encontrar algum br aqui... Então se tu mora no Brasil, gosta de programar e tá lendo isso, comenta aí, vamo prosear...

Following are the only real problems I had with my XFCE Manjaro (I guess essentially XFCE problems). My question is, is it just me?

Touchpad problems:
The synaptics deprecation kinda f'ed me up.
I tried sticking to synaptics, but I had an issue where if I connected a usb mouse the touchpad would sometimes stop working (it's deprecated after all).

So I switched to libinput. The default movement feels good (synap felt kinda slippery)... but then... NO COASTING/KINETIC SCROLLING in a lot of apps? WTF?!
Would kinetic scrolling work in general if I switched to a wayland based DE?

The alt tab has a delay:
you would expect one of the most lightweight DEs to have near instant switching. But no, I have like almost full second delay, and for the life of me I can't find the way to customize it.

Thr battery management is kinda stupid. Even though I set the thing to hibernate or sleep in low battery it never does.

!rant

Been doing webdev for 2 years straight and I need a change of pace so in my free time I wanna do a project with either Java, c# or c++.

No experience with either of them and I have no idea what I could do as a project.

Do you experienced de s have any suggestions?
(looking for a somewhat expandable project as my skills become better so I can keep building it)

Would love to hear some ideas!

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In any case, all isn't lost for individuals with sensitivities needing a pet canine as an energized support creature, for there are unmistakable canine arrangements that, at any rate, not 100% hypoallergenic, think about extraordinary trickiness enduring individuals to get or get canines as pets.

What are hypoallergenic canines?

Canines regularly shed their hair dependably and irregularly. The fine hair by then gets joined to any surface it sticks on, particularly on surfaces. Notwithstanding, it isn't normally the shedding that immediately triggers the affectability yet the peril of the canine and other fine particles that catch onto the hair. For various creatures, the allergenic can take various structures, for instance for felines it is in their salivation which gets onto their hair during planning. If you want to keep your pet inside your house you should have an ESA letter for housing.

A hypoallergenic canine is one that doesn't store allergens of any structure through either the dander locking onto the stowaway. Canines, notwithstanding, are not absolutely hypoallergenic, in any case with a blend of a low shedding canine variety and worthwhile getting ready, you can have a canine that makes individuals with hypersensitivities immaterial no difficulty.

Fiery Support Animal Letter(ESA Letter) for your hypoallergenic canine?

The ESA letter is a letter given to the canine proprietor by an affirmed emotional well-being master, in the wake of evaluating the ability of the said proprietor through an assessment. The appraisal will regard if the individual is experiencing mental or anxious distress or hardship and s/he needs the pet canine's connection to lessen the issues and feel regular. If you have a pet you should have an emotional support animal letter.

The ESA Letter joins the quality of the expert and a confirmed stamp and notices explicitly that the individual necessities to have the canine with them dependably for their psychological and lively strength.

This letter will keep on assisting the energized help creature proprietors with profiting by-laws that award their pets to be with them during voyaging or in their lodging.

The particular hypoallergenic canine arrangements

The American Kennel Club, set up in 1885 is one of the authentic voices on canine arrangements, preparing, and success.If you have other creatures, you should have an emotional support dog letter.

It beginning late passed on a diagram of canines that are close to being hypoallergenic and are ideal for individuals with hypersensitivities. A portion of the canines related to the quick overview is:

Affenpinscher
Maltese
Afghan Hound
American Hairless Terrier
Poodle
Yorkshire Terrier
Basenji
Bichon Frise
Shih Tzu
Chinese Crested
Coton de Tulear
Little Schnauzer
Irish Water Spaniel
Kerry Blue Terrier
Alongside these groupings, there are different collections that are reasonable for handily influenced individuals. The key brand name that makes these creatures reasonable is their irrelevant or low shedding stow away. With relentless getting ready and bit by bit brushing, you can get essentially more sure outcomes. It comparatively helps if the hair on the canine is wiry and human-like, for example, the Afghan Hound, or near zero body stow away, for example, the American Hairless Terrier and the Basenji. If you do not have an ESA letter you can apply for ESA letter online.

Digar Kiona Estudio de Interiorismo: Tu Aliado en Diseño de Interiores en Madrid

En Digar Kiona Estudio de Interiorismo, ubicado en el corazón de San Sebastián de los Reyes, Madrid, nos especializamos en crear espacios únicos, funcionales y estéticamente impresionantes. Como Estudio de interiorismo en Madrid, nuestro compromiso es transformar tus ideas en realidad, adaptando cada proyecto a tus necesidades y gustos personales. Si buscas un diseño de interior en Madrid que combine creatividad, innovación y profesionalismo, Digar Kiona es tu opción ideal.

¿Por qué Elegirnos?
1. Experiencia y Profesionalismo
Contamos con un equipo de diseñadores de interiores altamente cualificados y con amplia experiencia en el sector. Sabemos que cada espacio tiene su propio carácter y que cada cliente busca algo único. Nuestro objetivo es lograr un interiorismo en Madrid que se ajuste a tus expectativas, ya sea para un hogar, oficina o espacio comercial.

2. Soluciones Personalizadas
Entendemos que cada proyecto es diferente. Por eso, ofrecemos un enfoque completamente personalizado, trabajando de cerca con nuestros clientes para diseñar soluciones que se adapten a sus necesidades específicas. Ya sea un pequeño apartamento o un gran local comercial, en Digar Kiona nos encargamos de cada detalle, asegurando que el resultado final sea el reflejo perfecto de tu estilo y funcionalidad.

3. Creatividad e Innovación
Nos apasiona el diseño y buscamos siempre las últimas tendencias en el mundo del design studio in Madrid para garantizarte espacios modernos, elegantes y eficientes. Creemos que el diseño de interiores no es solo una cuestión estética, sino también funcional, y trabajamos para ofrecerte espacios donde se combine la belleza con la practicidad.

4. Asesoramiento Integral
Desde la concepción inicial del proyecto hasta la ejecución final, estamos contigo en cada paso del proceso. Nos encargamos de todo, desde la selección de materiales y colores hasta la distribución del mobiliario y la iluminación. Nuestro objetivo es hacer que tu experiencia sea lo más sencilla y agradable posible.

¿Por Qué Contactarnos?
1. Estudio de Interiorismo en Madrid con Enfoque Personalizado
Si estás buscando un interior design studio in Madrid que realmente entienda tus necesidades, Digar Kiona Estudio de Interiorismo es la opción perfecta. Nos apasiona escuchar a nuestros clientes y diseñar soluciones que realmente resuenen con ellos. No creemos en soluciones genéricas, cada proyecto es único.

2. Presupuesto a Medida
Entendemos que el presupuesto es una parte importante de cualquier proyecto de diseño de interiores. Por eso, ofrecemos opciones adaptadas a diferentes rangos de presupuesto, siempre asegurando un alto nivel de calidad y atención al detalle en cada proyecto.

3. Compromiso con la Calidad
Trabajamos con los mejores materiales y los proveedores más confiables del mercado. Nuestro objetivo es crear espacios que no solo sean hermosos, sino también duraderos y funcionales a largo plazo.

4. Localización en San Sebastián de los Reyes
Con nuestra ubicación en C. De Cantabria, 11, 28703 San Sebastián de los Reyes, Madrid, estamos perfectamente situados para servir a clientes tanto de la capital como de los alrededores de Madrid. Ya sea que estés en el centro de la ciudad o en las zonas cercanas, te invitamos a visitar nuestro estudio y conocernos más de cerca.

Contacta con Nosotros
Si deseas darle un nuevo aire a tu hogar, oficina o negocio, no dudes en ponerte en contacto con Digar Kiona Estudio de Interiorismo. Llámanos al +34 916 513 101 y uno de nuestros expertos en diseño de interiores te guiará en el proceso de crear el espacio de tus sueños. También puedes visitarnos en nuestra dirección para discutir tu proyecto y ver cómo podemos ayudarte a transformar tu espacio.

¡Haz de tus ideas una realidad con Digar Kiona Estudio de Interiorismo!

"Jantzen And Associates, P.C., Advogado em Direito
A nossa Sociedade de Advogados desenvolveu uma reputação excepcional na gestão de processos judiciais em tribunais locais, estaduais, superiores e federais em Massachusetts. Prestamos serviços jurídicos aos nossos clientes brasileiros que vivem em Massachusetts ou no Brasil.

Jantzen and Associates, P.C., advogados de direito, concentra-se em processos empresariais e civis e arbitragem. Oferece aos seus clientes um serviço excepcional ao cliente. O nosso grupo de advogados, com mais de 36 anos de experiência, contribui para o seu sucesso!

Representação de Massachusetts a nível estadual
O nosso local de trabalho situa-se em Boston. Os nossos advogados oferecem recomendações legais a clientes em cidades de Massachusetts. Ligue 617-755 0082 ou contacte o nosso escritório por e-mail para marcar uma avaliação preliminar de cortesia.

Sob a direcção de Christopher Jantzen, sócio e fundador, ganhámos um historial excepcional como um dos melhores escritórios de advocacia em Boston.

Sucesso nos Tribunais
Os nossos clientes pertencem-nos devido ao facto do nosso fantástico sucesso nos tribunais da Commonwealth de Massachusetts, e devido ao facto da nossa dedicação à excelência. O sucesso nos tribunais começa muito antes de alguma vez termos servido a nossa primeira audiência perante um juiz. Somos conhecidos pela investigação exaustiva, preparação extrema, e forte apresentação de provas. Embora resolvamos casos de litígio fora das salas de tribunal, compreendemos que a aquisição de uma resolução razoável de um caso pode frequentemente acontecer apenas dentro das salas de tribunal.

Comunicação aberta e honesta
Começamos com uma colaboração bem sucedida entre advogado e cliente e terminamos com estabilidade. Dedicamo-nos a manter uma comunicação contínua com os nossos clientes ao longo de todo o seu processo. Respondemos o mais rapidamente possível quando nos telefonam com questões ou perguntas

Se o seu litígio envolver litígios de empresas ou seguradoras, faremos uma análise custo-benefício abrangente. Terá ao seu lado uma equipa com mais de 70 anos de experiência combinada e compreensão jurídica neste conflito.

Servimos todas as cidades de Massachusetts, Boston, Malden, Framingham, Somervile, Ashland Marlborough, Revere, Lynn e outras cidades.

Bazaar Tapas Restaurante & Bar: Del mercado a tu mesa en el corazón de Palma

Ubicado en Plaça d'En Coll, 3, en el centro de Palma, Bazaar Tapas Restaurante & Bar es un referente para quienes buscan disfrutar de la auténtica experiencia gastronómica mallorquina. Nuestro compromiso con la frescura y la calidad nos convierte en un auténtico ejemplo de la filosofía Palma market to table, utilizando ingredientes seleccionados directamente de los mejores mercados locales.

Mallorca small plates: sabor en cada bocado
En Bazaar Tapas celebramos la tradición de las pequeñas porciones mallorquinas con nuestro exquisito menú de Mallorca small plates. Cada plato es una muestra de la riqueza de la cocina mediterránea, diseñada para compartir y disfrutar en buena compañía.

Menú de temporada en Palma Mallorca
Nuestro menú de temporada en Palma Mallorca se renueva constantemente para ofrecer siempre lo mejor de cada estación. Apostamos por productos locales y frescos, respetando el ciclo natural de los alimentos y garantizando sabores auténticos que conectan con la tierra y la cultura de Mallorca.

Un referente en slow food en Palma
En Bazaar Tapas, somos conscientes del valor de la comida preparada con calma y dedicación, por eso somos un destacado restaurante slow food en Palma. Aquí cada plato se cocina con paciencia y respeto, para que cada bocado sea una experiencia memorable.

Ruta de tapas en Palma de Mallorca
Si quieres vivir una verdadera ruta de tapas en Palma de Mallorca, no puedes dejar de visitarnos. Nuestro bar es una parada obligatoria para quienes exploran la ciudad buscando la mejor combinación de sabor y tradición en cada tapa.

Cena con vistas en Palma Mallorca
Además, nuestro local ofrece un ambiente encantador que lo convierte en uno de los mejores lugares para disfrutar de una cena con vistas en Palma Mallorca. Ya sea para una noche romántica o una salida con amigos, Bazaar Tapas es el escenario perfecto para combinar gastronomía y paisaje.

Contáctanos
Ven y descubre por qué somos uno de los destinos gastronómicos favoritos en Palma.
Dirección: Plaça d'En Coll, 3, Centre, 07001 Palma, Illes Balears, España
Teléfono: +34 971 42 51 63

Bazaar Tapas Restaurante & Bar, donde el mercado llega a tu mesa y cada plato es una celebración de Mallorca.

The Nutrition Store – Tu Aliado en Suplementación Deportiva en Barcelona
Bienvenidos a The Nutrition Store - Tienda de Suplementos Deportivos en Barcelona, el lugar donde la salud, la energía y el rendimiento físico se encuentran. Ubicados estratégicamente en el corazón del Eixample, en Carrer de la Marina, 300, 08025 Barcelona, somos mucho más que una tienda: somos tu guía en el mundo de la nutrición deportiva.

Nuestro compromiso es ofrecerte suplementos de la más alta calidad, asesoramiento profesional y productos que realmente marcan la diferencia en tu bienestar y resultados físicos.

Comprar Bisglicinato de Magnesio en Barcelona
El bisglicinato de magnesio es uno de los suplementos más recomendados por profesionales de la salud por su alta biodisponibilidad y excelente tolerancia digestiva. Ayuda a reducir el estrés, mejora el sueño, combate los calambres musculares y contribuye al equilibrio del sistema nervioso.

En The Nutrition Store, puedes comprar bisglicinato de magnesio de las mejores marcas del mercado. Ya sea que entrenes intensamente o simplemente busques mejorar tu descanso y relajación, este suplemento es una excelente elección. Nuestro equipo te asesora sobre su dosificación y combinación con otros minerales.

Comprar L-Carnitina para Quemar Grasa y Aumentar Energía
La L-Carnitina es un aminoácido clave para la conversión de grasa en energía. Muchas personas la utilizan como parte de su rutina para la pérdida de peso o para mejorar el rendimiento en actividades cardiovasculares.

Si deseas comprar L-Carnitina en Barcelona, en nuestra tienda encontrarás versiones líquidas, en cápsulas y en polvo, con distintas concentraciones para adaptarse a tus objetivos. Ideal para deportistas, personas en proceso de definición muscular o quienes buscan optimizar su metabolismo.

Comprar Ashwagandha – El Secreto Natural del Bienestar
La Ashwagandha, también conocida como ginseng indio, es una planta adaptógena utilizada desde hace siglos para reducir el estrés, equilibrar las hormonas y aumentar la energía mental y física.

En The Nutrition Store, puedes comprar Ashwagandha en extractos altamente concentrados, cápsulas y presentaciones orgánicas. Es una excelente aliada para quienes enfrentan el estrés diario, deportistas con entrenamientos intensos o personas que desean mejorar su enfoque mental y calidad de vida.

Comprar Omega 3 en Barcelona – Salud Cardiovascular y Más
El Omega 3 es un suplemento esencial que no debe faltar en ninguna rutina saludable. Rico en ácidos grasos EPA y DHA, el omega 3 contribuye a mantener el corazón sano, reducir la inflamación, mejorar la salud cerebral y articular.

Si estás buscando omega 3 en Barcelona, The Nutrition Store es el mejor lugar para adquirirlo. Ofrecemos omega 3 de alta pureza, con certificación de calidad, sin metales pesados y con la mejor absorción. Disponibles en cápsulas blandas y líquidos para toda la familia.

Además, nuestros expertos te guiarán para integrarlo en tu dieta según tu edad, nivel de actividad física y necesidades personales.

Visítanos en el Corazón de Barcelona
Nuestra tienda está ubicada en Carrer de la Marina, 300, L’Eixample, 08025 Barcelona, muy cerca de puntos icónicos como la Sagrada Familia. Te esperamos con atención personalizada, ambiente profesional y una gran selección de suplementos naturales, deportivos y de bienestar.

También puedes llamarnos al +34 933 480 740 para hacer consultas, preguntar por la disponibilidad de productos o recibir recomendaciones adaptadas a tu estilo de vida.

Conclusión: The Nutrition Store es tu Destino Saludable
En The Nutrition Store - Tienda de Suplementos Deportivos en Barcelona, te ayudamos a optimizar tu salud y rendimiento con productos que realmente funcionan. Ya sea que quieras comprar bisglicinato de magnesio, comprar L-Carnitina, comprar Ashwagandha, comprar omega 3 o simplemente buscas la mejor calidad de omega 3 en Barcelona, aquí lo encontrarás con el respaldo de especialistas.

¡Haz del bienestar tu prioridad!
Te esperamos en The Nutrition Store, tu tienda de confianza en suplementos deportivos y naturales en Barcelona.

Dra. Nattalí Rodríguez Vega: Servicios Dentales Pediátricos en Manatí, Puerto Rico

La salud dental de los niños es esencial para su bienestar general y para prevenir futuros problemas. Por eso, es fundamental contar con un dentista especializado en niños que pueda ofrecerles atención profesional, cálida y adaptada a sus necesidades. En Dra. Nattalí Rodríguez Vega, nos especializamos en servicios dentales pediátricos en Manatí, Puerto Rico, brindando atención de calidad y un ambiente amigable para que los niños disfruten de cada visita.

¿Por qué elegir nuestros servicios dentales pediátricos en Manatí?

Ubicados en Dr. Pedro Blanco Lugo, Torre Medica II, 200 PR-2 STE 355, Manatí, 00674, Puerto Rico, ofrecemos una variedad de servicios dentales pediátricos pensados para cuidar la salud dental de los más pequeños. La Dra. Rodríguez Vega, dentista para niños en Puerto Rico, tiene años de experiencia trabajando con niños y familias, y se dedica a hacer que la visita al dentista sea una experiencia agradable, sin estrés y educativa.

Servicios dentales pediátricos que ofrecemos

Nuestra clínica está equipada con la última tecnología y un enfoque preventivo que prioriza la salud dental de los niños desde su primera visita. Algunos de los servicios dentales pediátricos en Manatí que ofrecemos incluyen:

Exámenes dentales de rutina: Realizamos exámenes periódicos para identificar posibles problemas dentales a una edad temprana, como caries o malformaciones dentales, asegurándonos de tratarlos antes de que se conviertan en complicaciones mayores.

Limpiezas dentales profesionales: Eliminamos la placa bacteriana y los residuos que pueden causar caries y enfermedades de las encías, ayudando a mantener los dientes saludables y fuertes.

Tratamiento de caries: Si detectamos caries en los dientes de tu hijo, realizamos los tratamientos necesarios para evitar que se agraven, protegiendo la salud bucal de tu hijo a largo plazo.

Aplicación de sellantes dentales: Esta es una medida preventiva en los dientes posteriores de los niños, creando una barrera contra las caries y protegiendo los dientes de los más pequeños.

Ortodoncia pediátrica: Evaluamos si tu hijo necesita algún tratamiento de ortodoncia para corregir problemas de alineación de los dientes en el futuro.

Educación sobre higiene bucal: Enseñamos a los niños la importancia de cepillarse correctamente los dientes y de mantener una rutina de higiene adecuada para prevenir problemas dentales en el futuro.

Un ambiente amigable para los niños

Sabemos que para muchos niños, el dentista puede ser una fuente de ansiedad. Por eso, en nuestra clínica dental pediátrica en Manatí, trabajamos para que la experiencia de cada niño sea lo más relajada y positiva posible. La Dra. Rodríguez Vega y su equipo se especializan en trabajar con niños, explicando los procedimientos de manera clara y amigable, sin generarles temor.

¿Estás buscando un dentista para niños en Puerto Rico?

Si estás buscando un dentista para niños en Puerto Rico, Dra. Nattalí Rodríguez Vega es la opción ideal para ti. Ofrecemos un enfoque personalizado y profesional para cada niño, con el objetivo de que cada visita sea una experiencia educativa y libre de estrés. Nos enorgullece ofrecer servicios dentales pediátricos en Manatí para garantizar que los niños de la región reciban el mejor cuidado posible.

Contáctanos para agendar una cita

Si deseas saber más sobre nuestros servicios dentales pediátricos en Manatí, o si necesitas agendar una cita para tu hijo, no dudes en llamarnos al +1 (787) 921-7779. Estaremos encantados de ayudarte a cuidar la salud dental de tu hijo con la mejor atención.

¡Confía en Dra. Nattalí Rodríguez Vega para la salud dental de tu hijo y dale a tu niño una sonrisa saludable desde su primera consulta!

OneLabRepair: Your Go-To Destination for Expert Computer Repair in Lisbon

If you're experiencing issues with your computer and need reliable computer repair, look no further than OneLabRepair. Located at R. de Entrecampos 55 C, 1700-157 Lisboa, Portugal, we specialize in providing top-quality computer repair services for customers in Lisbon and the surrounding areas. Whether you're dealing with slow performance, hardware issues, or software glitches, our expert technicians are here to help.

Reliable Computer Repair Services in Lisbon
At OneLabRepair, we understand how essential your computer is for both personal and professional use. When it breaks down or starts showing signs of trouble, it can disrupt your daily routine. That’s why we offer computer repair services that are both fast and effective, ensuring your device is up and running in no time.

Our team of skilled technicians is experienced in handling all types of computer issues, from minor repairs to complex system fixes. Whether it's a laptop or desktop, we can address a wide range of problems including:

Hardware repairs: From replacing broken screens, damaged keyboards, or malfunctioning fans, we have you covered.
Software issues: We troubleshoot and fix system errors, remove malware, and help with operating system installation and updates.
Slow performance: We optimize your system to get it running faster and more efficiently.
When you need computer repair in Lisbon, you can trust us to deliver high-quality solutions with quick turnaround times.

Computer Repair Near Me – Convenient and Local Service
If you're searching for computer repair near me, OneLabRepair is the perfect choice. Our convenient location in Lisbon means that you don’t have to travel far to get expert help for your computer problems. Whether you're at home or work, we're easily accessible to those in Lisbon and the surrounding neighborhoods.

We pride ourselves on offering personalized services, so you won’t have to deal with long wait times or confusing procedures. Simply bring your computer to our store or give us a call, and our team will assess the issue and provide a clear solution. Our goal is to make computer repair as simple and stress-free as possible for you.

Expert Computer Repair in Lisbon
At OneLabRepair, we specialize in computer repair in Lisbon, ensuring that your device gets the attention it needs to function like new again. Our technicians are highly trained and use the latest tools and technologies to diagnose and fix issues efficiently.

From troubleshooting software problems to repairing or replacing hardware, we handle all aspects of computer repair. We also offer data recovery services, so if your computer has crashed or you’ve lost important files, we can help recover your data safely.

No matter the issue, we aim to provide a fast, affordable, and reliable solution to get your computer back in action. Our customers trust us for our professional service and commitment to quality.

Why Choose OneLabRepair?
There are plenty of computer repair options in Lisbon, but OneLabRepair stands out for several reasons:

Expert Technicians: Our team is composed of highly skilled professionals who are experts in computer repairs, from hardware to software issues.
Fast Service: We know how important your computer is, so we work quickly to provide fast and efficient repairs.
Affordable Prices: We offer competitive pricing without compromising on quality, ensuring that you get the best value for your money.
Comprehensive Services: Whether it’s a laptop, desktop, or any other type of computer, we provide a full range of repair services to meet your needs.
Convenient Location: Our shop in Lisbon is easy to find and accessible, making it convenient for local customers to bring in their devices for repair.
Contact Us for Your Computer Repair Needs
If you’re in need of computer repair in Lisbon, don’t hesitate to contact OneLabRepair. Visit us at R. de Entrecampos 55 C, 1700-157 Lisboa, or call us at +351912720814 to discuss your repair needs. Our team is ready to help you get your computer working again.

Conclusion
For reliable, fast, and affordable computer repair services, OneLabRepair is your go-to solution in Lisbon. Whether you’re searching for computer repair near me or need professional computer repair in Lisbon, we’ve got you covered. Visit us today and let our experienced technicians take care of your device!

Vimaisamd: Tu Mejor Opción en Depilación Láser y Relleno de Labios en Miami

En Vimaisamd, ubicado en Doral, Florida, nos especializamos en tratamientos estéticos avanzados que te ayudan a lucir una piel suave y unos labios hermosos, con resultados naturales y duraderos. Nuestra prioridad es ofrecerte procedimientos seguros, efectivos y adaptados a tus necesidades.

Depilación láser sin dolor y definitiva

Disfruta de la comodidad de una depilación láser sin dolor gracias a nuestra tecnología de última generación. En Vimaisamd ofrecemos una depilación láser definitiva que elimina el vello no deseado de manera permanente, ayudándote a lucir una piel libre de vello y con una sensación agradable.

Depilación láser en axilas y bikini

Especialmente diseñada para áreas delicadas, nuestra depilación láser en axilas y bikini es rápida, segura y eficaz. Olvídate de las irritaciones y el vello rebelde con este tratamiento que garantiza resultados óptimos desde las primeras sesiones.

Depilación láser facial y corporal

Ofrecemos tratamientos de depilación láser facial y corporal, ideales para eliminar el vello en distintas zonas, como rostro, brazos, piernas y espalda. Nuestro equipo profesional se encarga de personalizar cada sesión para asegurar la máxima eficacia y comodidad.

Relleno de labios con ácido hialurónico

Para quienes desean realzar su sonrisa, Vimaisamd brinda el servicio de relleno de labios con ácido hialurónico. Este tratamiento ofrece un volumen natural y una definición precisa, manteniendo la armonía del rostro.

Aumento de labios con ácido hialurónico

Si buscas un aumento de labios con ácido hialurónico que sea sutil y elegante, nuestro equipo experto garantiza resultados que realzan tu belleza sin perder naturalidad, logrando labios más llenos y atractivos.

¿Por qué elegir Vimaisamd?

En Vimaisamd combinamos tecnología avanzada con un equipo profesional y atención personalizada para ofrecerte los mejores tratamientos estéticos en Miami. Nuestra misión es que te sientas segura y satisfecha con cada procedimiento.

Contáctanos

Visítanos en 3625 NW 82 Ave, Suite 305, Doral, Florida 33166, o llama al +1 786-374-1815 para reservar tu consulta. En Vimaisamd te ayudamos a lograr la piel y los labios que siempre has deseado.

Boujee Mobile Pet Grooming: Miami's Leading Mobile Grooming Specialists

At Boujee Mobile Pet Grooming, we are proud to be the Miami mobile grooming specialists that pet owners trust for all their grooming needs. Our professional grooming services are designed to make your pet look and feel their best—right from the comfort of your home. Whether you’re looking for a quick wash or a complete grooming session, we bring top-tier grooming services directly to your door. Serving Hialeah and surrounding areas, we are the go-to mobile pet grooming near me solution in Miami, FL.

Why Choose Boujee Mobile Pet Grooming?
When you search for mobile pet grooming near me in Miami, you want a service that’s convenient, affordable, and, most importantly, safe for your beloved pets. Here’s why Boujee Mobile Pet Grooming stands out as the best choice for Miami pet owners:

1. Convenient and Stress-Free Mobile Grooming in Miami
One of the greatest benefits of choosing Miami mobile grooming specialists like us is the sheer convenience. No need to drive to a grooming salon, wait in line, or deal with your pet’s anxiety from traveling. With our mobile pet grooming near me service, we bring the grooming salon to your doorstep, making the entire experience stress-free for both you and your pet.

Save Time and Effort: We offer flexible scheduling options that work around your busy life, ensuring that your pet gets the care they need without you having to leave your home.
Comfort for Your Pet: Many pets experience stress at traditional grooming salons. Our mobile grooming service eliminates this issue, as your pet can stay in a familiar, calming environment.
Personalized Attention: In our mobile grooming van, your pet receives one-on-one attention, ensuring that they’re never rushed or distracted during their grooming session.
2. Professional Miami Mobile Grooming Specialists
As Miami mobile grooming specialists, we are committed to providing exceptional care for your pets. Our team is experienced in handling pets of all sizes and breeds, ensuring your dog, cat, or other furry companion is groomed to perfection. From bath time to nail trimming, here are some of the grooming services we offer:

Full Grooming Services: Including bathing, haircuts, and trimming to ensure your pet looks great and feels comfortable.
De-shedding: For pets that shed excessively, we offer de-shedding treatments that reduce shedding and make your pet's coat more manageable.
Nail Clipping: Regular nail trimming is essential for your pet’s health, and we make sure to trim their nails safely.
Ear Cleaning: We carefully clean your pet’s ears to prevent infections and ensure their overall well-being.
Facial Cleaning and Eye Care: Our groomers ensure your pet’s face and eyes are properly cleaned, minimizing irritation and promoting hygiene.
3. Safe and High-Quality Grooming Products
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Discover the Best Tapas in Palma at Bazaar Tapas Restaurante & Bar

If you're looking for an unforgettable culinary experience in the heart of Palma, look no further than Bazaar Tapas Restaurante & Bar. Located at Plaça d'En Coll, 3, Centre, 07001 Palma, Illes Balears, Spain, our restaurant is a must-visit for food lovers seeking authentic Spanish flavors and the best tapas in Palma de Mallorca.

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At Bazaar Tapas, we pride ourselves on offering an incredible selection of tapas in Palma de Mallorca, expertly crafted to showcase the finest ingredients and traditional Spanish techniques. Whether you're a local or a visitor, our extensive tapas menu promises to take you on a flavorful journey through the vibrant culinary landscape of Spain. From savory chorizo and crispy calamari to succulent jamón ibérico and rich croquettes, every bite is a celebration of Spain's gastronomic heritage.

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Our tapas bar in Mallorca is designed to provide a relaxed yet sophisticated atmosphere where you can enjoy your favorite small plates while sipping on expertly crafted cocktails or refreshing wines. Bazaar Tapas offers a cozy yet lively environment, making it perfect for sharing with friends or enjoying a romantic evening out. Whether you're in the mood for a traditional plate of Spanish olives or a more adventurous tapas dish, our menu is sure to delight your taste buds.

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As a Spanish restaurant in Palma, Bazaar Tapas Restaurante & Bar is more than just a place to eat—it's a destination for anyone craving authentic Spanish cuisine. Our chefs are passionate about bringing the flavors of Spain to Palma, offering not only tapas but also a variety of traditional Spanish dishes that will make you feel like you're dining in the heart of Madrid or Barcelona. Our commitment to quality and authenticity is what makes us one of the best tapas bars in Palma.

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For more information or reservations, call us at +34 971 42 51 63 or visit us at Plaça d'En Coll, 3, Centre, 07001 Palma. We look forward to welcoming you soon and sharing the best of Spanish tapas with you!

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Welcome to STONERZ & CO BCN SOCIAL CLUB, your premier destination for all things cannabis in the heart of Barcelona. Located at Rda. de Sant Antoni, 9, L'Eixample, 08011 Barcelona, Spain, our social club offers a unique and welcoming atmosphere where cannabis enthusiasts can enjoy premium quality products in a safe and legal environment.

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Los Mejores Inspectores de Casas en Opelika: East Alabama Home Inspectors

Si está buscando al mejor inspector de casas en Opelika, East Alabama Home Inspectors es la opción ideal para garantizar que su propiedad esté en las mejores condiciones posibles. Con años de experiencia en la inspección de viviendas en Opelika y sus alrededores, nos hemos ganado una excelente reputación por ofrecer servicios detallados y profesionales. Si desea realizar una compra segura y sin sorpresas, confíe en los mejores inspectores de casas de Opelika para brindarle una inspección completa y exhaustiva.

¿Por qué elegir a East Alabama Home Inspectors?
En East Alabama Home Inspectors, entendemos que la compra de una casa es una de las decisiones más importantes de su vida. Por eso, nos aseguramos de ofrecerle una inspección completa y detallada de la propiedad. Nuestros inspectores de casas en Opelika son expertos en identificar problemas ocultos que podrían no ser visibles a simple vista, como problemas estructurales, plomería defectuosa o sistemas eléctricos en mal estado. Esto le permitirá tomar decisiones informadas antes de comprometerse con una compra.

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Ofrecemos una amplia gama de servicios de inspección para ayudarle a conocer el estado real de la propiedad que está considerando. Algunos de nuestros servicios incluyen:

Inspección General de Casas: Evaluamos todos los aspectos clave de la propiedad, como la estructura, el sistema eléctrico, la plomería, el techo y más. Nos aseguramos de que cada detalle sea inspeccionado para que no haya sorpresas desagradables después de la compra.

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¿Por qué somos los mejores inspectores de casas en Opelika?
En East Alabama Home Inspectors, nos distinguimos por nuestra atención al detalle, la formación continua de nuestros inspectores y nuestro compromiso con la satisfacción del cliente. Nos enorgullece ser considerados los mejores inspectores de casas en Opelika, y trabajamos arduamente para superar las expectativas de nuestros clientes. Proporcionamos informes claros y completos que le permitirán tomar decisiones informadas sobre su propiedad.

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Ubicados en 2272 Arlington Ct, Auburn, AL 36830, East Alabama Home Inspectors está aquí para ayudarle a garantizar que su compra sea segura y bien informada. Si desea obtener más información o programar una inspección, no dude en ponerse en contacto con nosotros llamando al +1 334-231-2827.

Cuando busque al mejor inspector de casas en Opelika, elija a East Alabama Home Inspectors para una inspección de calidad, profesionalismo y confianza.