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Someone on the IP 127.0.0.1 has been creating a lot of bugs in my code, please beware of you notice any connections from that address.15
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When someone changes the API at 5pm without notice and you get a call at midnight that no one can login.
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Listened to the Google product launch yesterday, didn't notice this "feature" until now. Talk about throwing shade.
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Me: p
Windows Search: Paint
Me: pow
WS: PowerPoint
Me: powers
WS: Powershell
Me (typing too quickly to notice Powershell is already there): powershell
WS: ummm idk11 -
Boss: if I could put together a counter offer, is that something you might be interested in?
Me: eh, no. I’ve accepted an offer for slightly less money than I’m on
Boss: oh ... oh ok. Right so there’s nothing I can do?
Me: afraid not. You can’t offer me a role not dealing with those people in the states, having to use their shitty custom tools or having to follow their bad practises all day.
Boss: ok ..... shit9 -
So apparently somone put Snapchat's iOS source code on github. I love the capitals in this DMCA notice like SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! take it down already.
https://github.com/github/dmca/...
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Me: we only got 40 minutes notice that we had to stay in late for a meeting with the USA team. Can we politely ask them to give us like a days notice in future? I can’t just stay late at any time, neither can the guys with kids to collect.
Manager: oh ok. I’m very sorry this has affected you. Here, let me explain why this is going to keep happening and you’ll need to deal with it.15 -
I wanted you to notice that XHR (XML HTTP Request) is an acronym composed by two other acronyms and a word. Thank you for the attention15
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When you hack someone's computer and you notice that they are hacking someone else computer...and you just sit there to see how they do it. #learning4
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This guy next to me in the train is coding C#... but his codestyle looks like... no words... I am now reading Clean Code!
I hope he will notice!😂8 -
Co-worker put in her two weeks notice, then found out the company doesn't pay out remaining PTO.
.. so she took a two week paid vacation with her remaining 14 days. XD3 -
Variable naming at its best...
Took only 2 hours to notice the difference between leftToRight and lefttoRight
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Bad news: Company shutting down, gave one day notice and was told not to come in for work the next day. Was compensated, of course. But still, it sucks.
Good news: I'm a developer.9 -
"Yeah, we didn't send out a notice about changing the format. We figured you'd notice when your code stopped working."1
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Went in, done everything perfectly, they want me in… cool.
“We know you have a 2 months notice, but could you boil it down to 2 weeks?”
“I uh… no… not really, I have tasks to pass and I doubt the company would like me to just rush out like that…”
“Come on, just stop working and tell them to fire you”
“I… no? I told you I have an important role it would be irresponsible to just leave like that… assuming they want me out that bad…”
“Okay then give notice and we’ll send you the contract”
1 week later, fortunately I didn’t give the notice
“Aaaah regarding the contract… we are postponing it for 4 months cause we needed 2 roles and we decided to hire the other role as we wait”
2 months and a half later, still didn’t give notice cause the postponing was a red flag
“Aaah sorry buddy the budget is not enough but we have to wait 3 more months cause investors moved the payment to January”
Never heard from them again… fortunately I didn’t give the notice and I started to search another job after the 2 months and a half thing.
Remember: until the contract is signed, nothing is set in stone.11 -
Holy fucking shit!
We just got hit with the dumbest GDPR notice ever. IB fucking M has just managed to fucking FedEx a single fucking shitty piece of paper with a generic GDPR notice on. The fucking parcel was not even addressed to anyone except the "purchasing department".
Why on earth would some fucking corporate drone FedEx a single sheet of paper across the Atlantic Ocean?
Aaarghhhh!!!!!!
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I am leaving my job from a very big company with very high paying package for doing my own startup.
1 month notice period on.10 -
I don't get people who rant about missing brackets... Your IDE/Editor will notice it and you're going to notice it. Unless of course you use Notepad.
It's not funny anymore.6 -
*Sips on coffee while listening to music on headphones*
Ears get tired
*Takes headphones off*
Notice all the mouse clicking in the office
*Put headphones back on*
We live in the matrix3 -
You notice that you're a programmer when you automatically put a semicolon behind a closing bracket in an email instead of a dot.4
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When you type 'g' in your browser and press enter and notice that instead of google, github has been opened.
Time to take a day off.1 -
Notice :
All the beloved citizens are hereby informed that such RFID chips will be available for everyone soon and it is an honest request to everyone to get these implants as soon as possible.
Thank you for Co-operating, Have a nice day :)
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The worst kind of bugs are logical ones, they go undetected, no error, no alert, and when you notice them, it's too late.3
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I am not saying I trust 'the cloud' 100%, but having the freedom to wipe your phone, laptop, or pc at a moments notice without a second thought or worry is an incredible feeling.
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Sometimes I wish my life was like Windows.
Whenever I notice a problem or error, restarting my life would solve it.3 -
When the bus arrives and leaves your stop and you don't notice because your brain is thinking about code!4
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So... I was watching this ad of this University offering a software course... Can you notice something weird about the code? Hahaha
The subtitles say: "I'm a Programmer"
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> System becomes Irresponsive
> Chrome is taking RAM
> Closes two windows with 60+ tabs
> Leaves 1 tab open
> Still taking RAM
> taskkill /f /t /im chrome.exe
> RAM is not being held as hostage by Chrome
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That moment when you notice your "extremely professional" client's email address begins with zzcool500
😂😂4 -
one of our engineers accidentally deleted our production database and our clients didn't even notice. that's when we knew they are not using our product.2
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Citizens are hereby requested to kindly shower us with their love, support and ++s so that we will be able to afford this as our headquarters.
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That moment when you look up from your phone and notice you wasted an hour on devRant instead of paying attention to software engineering class, rip3
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I've handed my resignation and given notice 45 days ago, and my boss still doesn't believe me. It will be quite interesting to see how he reacts on my last day.15
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That moment when you notice that devrant addiction is starting to be a global threat to developers:
Stop devrant immigration
Make code great again
Compile a wall around devrant and let developers write it1 -
today I pull a project to take over from my colleague
today I notice all commits where on master branch
today I leave this world T_T19 -
You get a new graphics card and monitor, so you can have three displays and then u notice your PC motherboard has no slots! 😥😥😥😤😤9
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Anyone else ever notice stars in front of the moon at night?
Image source: Luno's article about Libra
https://luno.com/blog/en/...
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does every computer guy has this sitting problem....
for the record i do
and i never notice that unless and until i m finished with my work😂😂😂😂😂😂
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less than a month left until a 365-days-long uptime of my laptop
Didn't notice the low-battery light glowing amber while watching Netflix
FFUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!4 -
Open nodejs.org
Can you notice that one pixel on the top left side of green banner :-P
I'm not a designer but dude ...
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That moment when you set up a VM with a dynamic storage size, install stuff, randomly look at the host OS, and notice there's only 23 MB remaining. Fuuuuck 😲3
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!rant
Just had my coworker to notice me, that there is a fire alarm right now.
Man I must say, good Job Sennheiser on Their NC headphones!7 -
Coworker went on vacation for the first time in forever... I wonder if she'll notice something different 😂😳
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When you realise Stack Overflow has been down but in a whole day of coding you didn't notice it because you didn't need it :O3
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Y'all ever notice how the size and complexity of a project is a source of pride for those whom created the project, and a source of dread for those who need to maintain it?7
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Do any of you notice changes between coding during the day and night?
I tend to listen to classical during the day, and the new DOOM soundtrack during the night to accompany my coding5 -
Team during retro: management is full of shit, what can we do about it?
Me, already during notice period: I have some ideas1 -
It's such a pleasure to suddenly notice that oh... devRant's been updated. Invisible transition. 2-person devs are doing great. @dfox
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anyone else watch Stranger Things and notice they were showing HTML on the screen when it’s the 1970’s?16
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I'm super divided.
I really want to spread devRant at the office, cause no one should miss out on this! But at the same time they might notice my rants about them.
Hmmmm...3 -
It's a week late notice but...
I got my first actual-real-paid-not start-up dev job!
And I have no one to celebrate it with... Toronto..?7 -
Wtf is wrong with me. I notice that I start opening devRand and browsing post more ofter than facebook. 😂😂3
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Guys.... I don't think I downloaded 6126 GB of data every day.... or did I actually do it and not notice? O.o wtf...
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That moment when you notice that you haven't saved one file and this caused all the problems... 2 hours down the drain2
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Starting to notice a trend that people who don’t write docs and say “the code documents itself” tend to write the worst fucking code imaginable.17
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Husband's birthday. Out in downtown Wiesbaden celebrating if any german ranters are nearby. I suck at planning so i'm sorry for the late notice2
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How to Play Less Games?
Hide them
Seriously I notice I play them less these few weeks ever since I put them all in a folder5 -
I was once told by a manager when I gave my notice that I was ungrateful because they allowed me to take vacations [FROM MY LEGAL VACATION DAYS].3
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Did you ever notice that the people playing music in public with a portable speaker always have the fucking worst taste I music?3
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In the meeting where I gave my notice period, the manager told me I won't find another company that doesn't make you do "donkey work" like us.
Currently hee-hawing from work.3 -
Just got stood down today.
The company I'm assigned to at the moment gave my employer a days notice that they are halting the project.
Time to hit the vodka.3 -
Wait a minute.... when did the rants start clearing themselves??????
I'm not used to not "selecting all" and "deleting" 😎
Anywho... did anyone else notice Chromes new darkmode in V74?2 -
So the algorithm wanted to prove differently? has the audience spoken?
Personally I don't use Reddit nor Facebook, so I hardly notice reposts unless they come from Twitter.
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when you're spending 2 hours figuring out why your class isn't picked up, and then notice a typo in your namespace.4
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Nice! At least we have plenty of advance notice with which to plan. Design could be a little better, maybe.
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Thoughts on this notice? Is Oracle going to start charging for Java?
https://java.com/en/download/...23 -
The company I work for just screwed me out of a bonus while negotiating my salary after I handed in my notice. I really don't understand the logic of large companies that make these decisions that save them a few hundred bucks only to tarnish their reputation and assure that people like me will never EVER come back to work for them.
Can't wait for my notice period to be up!5 -
!rant
Loving the community here I wish more people I know personally knew about DevRant hence why I just bought myself a stress ball. Hoping that someone at work might notice it!5 -
Got my tonsils out today and really started to notice that the devRant app is better than the Reddit app.7
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When a two programmers meet in public and they start to talk loud
Then.....
You notice people look like (o_o) and watching
And a sound from the back saying "what are you saying?"3 -
I think I will post a notice on my office door that reads
"Be aware that our conversion can become a post on devRant. Request, comment and suggest at your own risk."1 -
Yesterday: Deloyment will be delayed untill further notice.
Today: we have 20 minutes to ready everything for deployment.
Wonderful1 -
!rant
I didn’t mean to be all “notice me senpai” but it’s nice when an Architect tells you “I wish we would have though of that years ago” when you demo your new app.1 -
This is textbook definition of bad design. Only 2 or 3 lines of actual content visible, and there's no way to dismiss that notice.
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when you notice everyone in the room stopped programming because your silent fart 5min ago wasnt so innocent.
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What's the very first thing you usually do when you notice your browser tell you that there is no connection?
Be sincerely (+_+)19 -
Panicking awake a minute before the 7:00 am alarm thinking you overslept, knowing you have an 8 am meeting and that you need to make sure you’re fully conscious for it which means taking your ADHD meds ASAP and not getting distracted for an hour as per the usual.
Then getting a message at 7:13 that the meeting is going to be repurposed and your attendance is no longer necessary. 🙃1 -
that awesome feeling when you run
iptables -F
and ssh just freezes.. And then you notice that last iptables -S printed: -P INPUT DROP
And it's someone else's server you have borrowed :D1 -
Indian Companies:
"We want you to join us within 15 days"
* Employee resigns *
"We want you to serve 2 months of notice period"
#Madafukas2 -
DRINKING GAME.
Start package installation in any NodeJS based project.
Drink every time you see a deprecation notice.3 -
I kinda hate how even if people submit good and useful code to OSS repositories, you need to act like a salesperson if you want anyone to notice/care about it
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Finally after wondering for hours why the constructor of a class does not get called...i notice that constructor don't fucking accept a return value data type (void)...😡😒8
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The W3C HTML validator just told me to add a lang attribute to the <html> tag on my website. Apparently it didn't notice, that the <html> tag was missing.3
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tech debt is a b!+ch you can only pay if your client somehow approves the budget for something they will never notice.6
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Me trying to find out what some word means
1. Google
2. Find a good result
3. Notice some other interesting word
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Just dramatically improved the responsiveness of our Kendo UI project with clever use of <script defer... and document.addEventListener ("DOMContentLoaded"...
Not that the client will notice.3 -
Had to demo i18n working to client with 45m notice..
Google translate the whole page server side and pray CSS behaves. -
My biggest distraction seems to be when I notice other problems in the code I'm fixing/modifying. I then spend too long putting things right!
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Just put a little cookie in someone elses coffie, it will sink but in the end the drinker will notice...1
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I got send to Shanghai with only 2 days of notice, because the Chinese team fuckup a project that's not even mine, and the deadline is coming soon.
Though, I enjoyed the local food2 -
As a webmail user, I want to be logged out automatically without any reasonable reason, to be able to read your notice that I have forgotten to log out, once I log in again.
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all companies want hire you asap and all those companies also wants you to sign a contract with at least one month notice leave2
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I just noticed, it seems no one rants much about their work or work mates anymore... Or ever?
Guess I missed the notice...14 -
Just review and merge my PR already!!!
Damn is it frustrating to see PRs stagnating after finally finding an open source project I can actually bring something useful to :(4 -
Its so disheartening to see how easily replacable you are if you work for someone else, no matter how hard you worked. The moment you say " I am resigning", the behaviour of your manager changes so dramatically. Its like you don't exist anymore. No more new interesting work, no nothing. Why!!!!7
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1) keeping my shit together until my 3 month notice period is done.
2) moving cross country.
3) starting a new job with a new tech stack which I'm not as experienced in. -
Came in excited to give my two weeks notice today and.... My boss is out for a week.. Does this mean I can just quit?4
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Went for interview .
Got positive outcome .
Asked basic details and documents for call letter .
Later put notice period .
All of a sudden they dont need me.
What the actual frig?11 -
When you are seeing a video tutorial and the guy remove a bunch of code that you didn't notice, and unconsciously you press 'ctrl+Z'
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#1 hand in my notice
#2 start my own company
#3 enjoy work
#4 make a metric shit-ton of money (contributes to previous point)2 -
When a team manages to break production over the weekend and doesn't notice until you call and tell them.
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I committed my credentials and pushed to GitHub once. Took me a week to notice. Luckily it was just a personal project and no one noticed.
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Just scrolled down my list of rants
I didn't even notice how much I've posted already
I like devrant, a lot1 -
The most senior person on the devops team just turned in his two week notice. I started a month after him and am now the most senior. Our old manager was fired back in the spring.
I really need a new job.3 -
Is it normal when you give your leave notice, the boss (and colleagues) take it personally that much? It's unraveling more as I'm leaving that I'm working in a hell hole.7
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Trying to log into my laptop, I got "wrong password" alert five times only for my illiterate girlfriend to notice that the caps lock was on!2
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Where are recently all this rust posts coming from? Did I just not notice them for the last half year or have they just started a few days ago? And why now?
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Stickers arrived. You can notice the love for razer too. Now the big question, sticker placement... :)
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When I have exams, I start to notice how much more functionalities I can add to my web application that I didn't "work on" since the last exams! 😑
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I am scared :< every day our boss comes in and blames someone that he did some shit.... He Never came to me... maybe he think I'm not working... Should do some issues too or I get fired :O3
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Due to Covid-19 my university got closed for 2 weeks, and at work we have to work remotely until further notice.2
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My company wants me to add new features to their existing cappy system when I'm on my notice period...3
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I just spend 15min debugging my answer to a code challenge just to notice I forgot to return the value...
What a fantastic waste of time.1 -
I keep putting off coding because "there is never enough time" and "there are too many distractions."
Next thing you notice I don't get any coding done for the longest time... 😥 -
Serving 3 months notice period. But the notice starts from the end of the month your submit your resignation letter to HR. I submitted on 3rd of current month. So technically I have to serve 4 months in total.2
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so... apparently Lync is encrypted, but if your partner doesn't notice your message it's sent as a plain text "Missed conversation with..." email...3
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Running apt-get upgrade on a pi:
mirror.daniel-jost.net: 2000kbps
archive.raspberrypi.org: 100kbps
Someone notice a difference?1 -
Did anyone notice azure seems to be down now.. Sometimes I do wonder should I create a twitter account just to swear at MS...7
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that moment when you comment ''wtf'' on your mom's post without realizing and don't notice until she asks you about it3
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Was the world always this shitty?
Was I too young to notice?
I mean... You can't even post anything on a forum without everyone going apeshit!!!
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Feeling smug tweaking the customer's website while doing some changes they ordered. It is SO MUCH BETTER, but they will never notice. Hopefully their customers will.
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Football/futbol/soccer analogy:
Frontend engineers are like strikers - you see their work, good and bad, and you don’t notice how many contribute to their success. Backend engineers are like goalies - you only really notice when they do a _bad_ job and don’t see how many things contribute to their failure.5 -
Best boss ?
Well, on Friday we learned our business was shutting down, bankruptcy.
Other new recruits have had a 10 days notice. My boss had me a 30 days notice instead, and have been fighting day and night since then to find a new investor to buy our solution and hire the team with it, comforting me that I will be part of that team.
Feelsgood to have a boss having your back :-)
(see previous rants for more)3 -
I am an idiot.
Apparently, I was running 2 year old drivers for my APU. I didn't notice until today but now that I did, I get those sweet performance improvements. -
It hurts when you have built an feature with so much pain after change request from your client and after six months, you notice that feature has never been used.
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I'm not proud to admit that I was searching for the stories section just to notice that I haven't even updated the app.. Silly me 😅
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I have a love hate relationship with the Java garbage collector I love it when it works but when I notice it gcing in performance tests I know bad days are ahead
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Adding @(error suppressor) on every Notice/Warning/Fatal Error in PHP, because I am too cool for debugging.2
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Y'all ever notice azure spot nodes and autoscale get fucked up with North American power issues? I feel like a crazy person correlating our outages here.
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So after having a rather shit day at work I notice that my phone (samsung s7 edge) is at 50% and indecide to fast charge it...then i notice it "Fast charging, 55 minutes till ready" great....fucking....great. please don't tell me that the battery is fuckd up...i really do not need this
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Coding a voice controlled IoT project is all fun and games in research until you notice no frameworks support your native language...2
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I was working in my windows VM in class, just typing some C# code, when suddenly... "Updates are being installed".
Without notice, it just shut down while I was typing stuff. How??4 -
Am I the only one how press CTRL+S more times in Android Studio and notice than that it saves automatically?4
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Only dev in the company, couple of on going wordpress projects, just left without notice period. Im going to hell arnt I.
Explanation: I had not yet signed any contracts because the boss “trusted me” i just completed 3 months (standard probation period in other companies) but just got a job offer with triple the salary but recruiters seemed in a rush and i figured i might lose my shot if i told them to wait. Keep in mind in my country that kind of salary is impossible to get for a 21 yr old dev.1 -
Today I'm going to put in my two weeks because of my move and new job, really nervous, I hate this part even though I did nothing wrong lol.
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Todays website fail:
Notice: The called constructor method for WP_Widget in FollowMeWidget is deprecated since version 4.3.0! Use
__construct()
instead. in /home/vapingst/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 3893
Notice: The called constructor method for WP_Widget in FooterContactUsWidget is deprecated since version 4.3.0! Use
__construct()
instead. in /home/vapingst/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 3893 -
It doesn't work. Wait, it might be this. Yay, wait.... it doesn't work. Who cares, people won't notice. I'll fix it later. 1 year later, maybe later. 1 more year, maybe later.4
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When you finally set up your router up high (it was on the floor) and notice no improvements whatsoever.
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Ever notice that both Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs and the OSI model for data transfer both have 7 layers?
I have a layer three problem :/ -
I am the bug finder! Notice the two black paddings in the top and in the bottom of the screen. Happens only with the Weekly Rant section. @dfox
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Trying to delete a text field in a WYSIWYG Low-/No-Code Page Builder for WordPress...
"Notice: You cant' save an empty text field." - only Button: "Ok fine!"
Parody? Usability?
3 -
It's high time people start understanding the difference between 0 (zero) and NULL.
Zero: You visiting the toilet and notice the exhausted toilet paper roll.
NULL: You visiting the toilet and notice that there's no toilet paper roll.
Get the difference?1 -
Have you guys tried Chrome-beta (build 74)?
I downloaded the beta because of some automated testing and I feel blessed with such smoothness in the UI. I barely even notice these frontend / design things, but I did notice some really good (small) changes!27 -
Use IDE to easily refactor extract methods
Notice it doesn't order input parameters by order it uses them
I don't want to manually update
I hate SVN3 -
It takes days to get a review. 3rd notice unanswered. So today it will be merged without review of 5 MRs. We’ll see what breaks in prod anyways.4
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Is it just me, or have you also had your teammates getting less responsive once you're on your notice period?3
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Does anyone else notice a delay between updating the CSS for a page and it actually taking effect?5
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15/60
im having mixed feelings about these drugs. as if its a placebo effect. im not feeling any big changes. or maybe im so deep into drugs ion even notice its effects
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What’s an adequate amount of lead time for a code freeze notice. I was asked to update some code I was not responsible for. The updates will take about 2 weeks. A few days after being assigned I get a notice of the code freeze :/5
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You heard it first, if the next project isn't assigned to me I hand my 2 weeks notice and push farts to master.
Enough.
Is.
Enough.2 -
when you visit your parents and you notice that the wifi is named after their grandchild. of course it's completely unacceptable to leave the default name.
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My code works....
...turns on MySQL strict
...my code doesn’t work
...fixes
...turns on Notice errors...
...My code doesn’t work :-/ -
i'm spending my time,
watching the tests go by,
failing them all,
I stare at the wall,
hoping that you won't notice them too,
i'm spending my time -
To you, what's the best way to notice that user failed to log in/complete a form ? Alert, fading text, animation ? I'm talking about design7
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For all those years of using github, did you ever notice the right end?
After how long? Our support dept has been using, Engineering dept we're so surprised.
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Is my country the only one with a mandatory fucking 3 month notice? Come on it can't be the only one.11
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Set this as my lock screen at work (3 days a week in office) just to see anyone would notice/say anything
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That feeling when you notice, that you have a pokestop right infront of yout house😍....
.... Now I can catch Pokemons without leaving the house. Thank You Lure Modules! -
I just created a new_file.rb in a crystal project and didn't notice until the compiler complained. I probably offended the compiler.
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so what will you do if a company is offering you a job and you have a 60 day notice period? (assuming that the said company hasn't asked this question before/during the interview process)
seeing the current market situation, it seems very risky since the new company is obviously going to keep searching for backup devs who might show up before your joining date.
meanwhile it will be very awkward for you to work during your notice period since 60 days is almost a financial quarter and you are the notice period guy, so you might end with non important tasks
what will you do?5 -
The fuck is this shit. Retarded play store can't even notice an active internet connection.
BTW that warning is thrown everytime I open it.
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Today is the day my probation period finishes. I am not happy about this. My notice period will extend from one week to four. And I've a phone interview on Wednesday
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