New neighbor came in yesterday, she cute, and apparently she also goes to the same college as me, though... when she came in last night to thank me she thought I was doing something illegal

Neighbor: "What are those?"
Me: "Lemme ex-"
Neighbor: "Are you doing [hacky hacky uwu]?"
Me: "First before you get the wrong-"
Neighbor: "I'm call-"
Me: "This is a fucking weather sattelite reciever ffs"

[Awkward silence]

Fast forward to today, landlady came in and immediately recognized my weather sattelite rig (I did it for a science fair before I graduated SHS), told neighbor she shouldn't worry because I have stuff like this everyday

God, if it wasn't for our landlady, I would have the police in my ass for neighbors getting the wrong idea...

Seriously nani the fuck

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I was so tired of work last week and weather was so good I ended up in a bar.
People were so nice there so I got there second day in a row.
I met new nice people and cute female bartender who laughed from my jokes.
Was to drunk and tried so much to make her laugh that l forgot to get her number.
Got there next day asked bartender for her shifts, turned out it was last day of her work, she moved out from city for at least a year. So I got drunk again, and so on 5 days in a row.
Well that’s my life. Lucky me... again.
Karma is so funny I can’t laugh for some time anymore.

finally, it has happened.

i fucked a new girl.

after 6-7 painful months of searching for a new girl to fuck, I've finally done it.

i got my "revenge sex" on my whore blonde ex.

in fact this isnt even over. this is just the beginning.

aside from this, as a Man, i can finally proudly say, that my body count now has DOUBLE DIGITS.

🫵💪💪💪

i learned so much about these whores. the more i learn about whores (women) the more i just want to get rich and marry my bmw no cap.

this new girl was super sweet and nice.

however our sex was terrible. this might be the worst sex ive ever had with a bitch

this new bitch:
- doesnt know how to kiss
- doesnt want to take her bra off
- doesnt want to take socks off
- doesnt want to blowjob me (tf?)
- doesnt wanna fck without condom
- is fat as FUCK, but looked just fine on photos, has a cute face but fat body
- has EXTREMELY, hairy pussy, so disgusting that i almost vomited
- her pussy STINKS LIKE HELL! JFC!
- she got her period and didnt tell me, so i had to fuck her with blood

cant make this shit up! i got the worst of the worst BUT i dont complain cause the primary mission objective was to get revenge sex on my blonde whore ex and just fuck any other girl desperately and for that, mission accomplished

i feel so much better now. the damage i have planned to cause to my whore blonde ex, will be of at least x10 higher than the damage she caused to me by cheating for 2+ years.