What about you?😀

Had to enter the Apple world when joining the new job.

Used a good hour locating curly brackets, pipe and tilde on that cryptic keyboard.

User-friendly my ass.

Girl you're so hot... I want to take you ~

He: are you are programmer?
Me:yes.
He:can you hack Instagram and Facebook.
Me:no.
He:then you are not a good programmer.

This happens each and every time.

This isn't my own creation, but I couldn't find it shared here yet.
It is a poem:
< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

It reads as:
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH!

Sooo true...

Once, i accidentally created a directory, called '~'.
I were this afraid, of deleting something.

The day without coding
is the day wasted.

When my brother doesn't know weather it's greater than or lesser than....still manages to get marks

Though

Does anyone ever wonder what they'd be doing career wise if they were born before the computer?

Life of a Software Engineer

OMG, the one plus 6 is siiiiiick!

Get a girlfriend
Finish the first 200 project Euler exercises
Write some really cool shit
Get promoted