Colleague got a few statical electricity (or however you say that) shocks.

After yet another one:

Colleague: seriously, again?
Me: damn, that's quite shocking!
C: *blank stare* bro.... 😐

😄

When bug is feature...

I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

this is it!

Fixing bugs

And on Fridays we all say together...

✨
✨ DON'T ✨
✨
✨ PUSH ✨
✨ ✨
✨ TO ✨
✨
✨ PRODUCTION ✨
✨
✨

Lose some ...

With 4 years of b.tech about to finish, i feel fucked up. Our studies were useless and other than java basics, i know nothing.

Parents say do external courses, use your time to learn some more industry relevant skills , while college says to shut up and take a poor salary job , when offered by those placement companies.( I seriously haven't even heard of most of them).

What to do?

Stackoverflow vs GitHub

This is hilarious 😂😂

Motherfucker I'm back.

Side projects..
This describes the shit very accurately.

hope not a repost tho

LoL relatable

So, I just resigned.

No, thank you.😆

every single fuckening day

~During app demo to our client~

- And when you click here the request will be submitted, the admin will be notified.
*App crashes*
- And of course the app will close itself since it's the end of the process.
- Client: That's good
- Me: ⊙﹏⊙

sad story

rofl 🤣

40% of AI start ups don't use AI.

Don’t forget to clean up unused docker volumes once in a while...

On point.....

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

Web and IE8 in nutshell

Making a popping sound with my mouth when I do an array.pop() or git stash pop. Every damn time.

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

Built my new PC over the weekend.. An absolute beast... A Blood Beast

They call it $5/gb hotel wifi, i call it free uncapped 100meg fibre because your security sucks

Oh and they host their entire POS (and database with backups) on the same network accessible to every TV in the hotel

Wanted to share this!

Laughed hard when I saw this

when a non-programmer creates a meme related to programming. NICE TRY!