Q: How much space will be freed up once Britain leaves the EU?
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A: 1 GB

Working @ the moment ?

For anyone having trouble remembering the codes, you are welcome xD

What do french people use to share files?
Pierre to Pierre networks

Just came across a job description where the first qualification was:

° Smart and intelligent

Really? Do better HR.

I'll just leave this here

Hmm. In the cooking section you say...

devDuck holiday promotion! For every duck you order from now until the end of the year, we'll include a free adorable Santa hat to help keep your debugging in the holiday spirit! Order now from our swag store: https://swag.devrant.com/collection...

Hahaha

Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

They break your heart too 😭💔

How the Fuck do you verify this shit???

They said ducks can help...

Product dev: We need a new volume slider for ou...

Dev: Say no more!

Remembering last year tweet...
https://twitter.com/ajlobster/...

Well well well

User:"It's not working"
Me:"Have you turned it off and on again?"
User:"Yes"
Me: goes down there, system uptime is 360days...
"How do you turn it off?"
User:"by pressing the button on the monitor

BEST THING EVER

This happens when programmers try to explain evolution:

Slow Internet connection and people who don't follow the Headphones Rules

When I was trying to learn about parameters 😂

!rant => found a free Xamarin+Azure certification course!
So typical it started on March and will end up on 30 June (something like that) and there are some cool courses for entry level and an official certification from Microsoft if at the end you show them an app you made with the given courses ! Well I liked it and wanted to share ! Check the 'content' page for the details

https://ticapacitacion.com/course/...

Enjoy

Good morning windows. As you can see spotify is installed and running but windows search says "no results"
Why windows is always so stupid.

Living in the middle east be like

Me: Do you know what DDOS stands for?
New hire: Distributed database operating system.

Working a new job be like...

I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...

I sent them my salary slip..They removed it from my computer immediately..

I wanna cry.

Changed my repo name to titanic.

Now it's syncing...
Syncing...
Syncing...
Syncing....

This is why I remember the network's levels