Oh well

WHOA
My grandpa just gave me 100$ for fixing his TV:

-And here is you paycheck son...
-What? Noo, it was literally 2 minutes factory reset, I don't need this :D
-Oh come on. I'm not paying you because you because you pressed some buttons. I pay you, because you exactly knew which buttons to press. Now, take it!

Truly, the man of honor...

You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

Why did I laugh at this for six solid minutes omg I’m at work

Ok......

Programmers...

lols such nice person

Also this

Alright, you win. I have to admit.

I like docker.

Ok , so True is just !False

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

rofl 🤣

40% of AI start ups don't use AI.

sad story

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

Well, you wanted to chat...

Every job interview question ever

Sorry, I just had to post this cable porn I found posted in some random subreddit.

Just look at those curves

Oh... Nvm then

It's always great when our agent helps us out

I thought this was pretty funny

When you dress up your flaws

Boss - gives tasks to me. Timeline: 10 days.

Me - work hard and finish the solution in 3 days.

Boss- wtf is this. Do it properly.

Me - chills for 15 days. Submit the same earlier solution after that.

Boss - yes this looks nice now! Much better than your earlier work!

Me - dude seriously what kind of stuff do you smoke before coming to work?

A digital billboard in Odessa malfunctioned, in the fog. Convincing unknown numbers of motorists not only were they living in the Matrix, but it was being run on Windows 98

I am a perfectionist (or am I suffering from asperger)

Scary AF!!!

Me and @aureliagbrl have a lot rants and stories posted here 😂😂😂😂

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When your boss codes well

"Knock, knock."
"Race condition."
"Who's there?"

Startup tip...