By the time he is 10, emails will not exist anymore ^_^

@Omnisus There are a lot of apps in several countries that do this. They have two main goals: first to facilitate contact with family/friends and specially with help centers. For this the app has a screen where you register up to 3 friends to call/message any time, and icons to call, email, chat or list the location of help centers near you.

The second part, is to allow people to work through their problems: having a diary to register when feeling down (and using such thing to analyse yourself, see possible triggers, etc) - you'll have "safety plans" which you can customize (things to do when feeling down); health tips (like breathing exercises), a picture galery (so people can select images that make them feel better); same with music... relaxing sounds (think 'white noise', rain, ocean, etc).

Also, there will be a guide for people trying to help others - on what to say or not, etc.

Its a lot of stuff. But in the end, its a tool and won't replace seeking professional help.

@gitlab My point entirely is exactly that - not only they didn't tell me anything - they completely ignored my emails on the issue.

In all my years (I'm 43, working since I was 18), I've never even heard of such thing.

@2erXre5 Yup. Happened to me on last friday... really unbelievable :/

@ThatDude Yeah. Tried absolute, relative, float... no difference.

Just +1ed your rant, so you'll have another notif ^_^

@azous é nóis brazuca ;) (in English: it "is us" brazilians)

@Faraaz nope, not Unity. Something old (and now defunct) called "Monkey-X"

@Thommelutten you could do it on Google Play, right here, or @ my email: slotman _@_ icongames dot com dot br ;)

To everyone else, thanks! And its not the first time people comment about it being as hard as Flappy Bird :)

Being weird is not part of being a programmer?!

My entire life was a lie.... ^_^

@wholl0p 60 is good man, congrats! Last weekend I was on an exhibition and most people couldn't even get to 5 ^_^

@penderis hahaha - and people think I'm crazy for advertising it with a 9s video :)

@nik0333 ok,ok... heres some nudes for ya ^_^

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipe...

Where do I send it to?
(Jokes on you - I'm ugly, you're probably gonna puke, haha!)

Thanks guys! It means a lot to me :)

@arcadesdude I wouldn't recommend BASIC for anyone - it's too outdated.

Better IMHO, would be Javascript: you can code with just notepad and a browser, no "strong type" variables... it's more modern, and as easy as BASIC to learn.

who wouldn't understand this: <script>alert("Hello world!");</script>
;)

May be hard at first, but it only gets easier down the road.

First language tooks ages to learn. Second, more or less a month. Third? A week...

Last time I learnt a new language, I could write a program in it in less than 2 hours :)

(Also: learning is one thing - mastering... that's another thing entirely! ^_^)