I bet the email works perfectly as well. What would happen if you modify that, would they fire you?

The email to the ex wife is hitting a fail level few have reached…..

@cafecortado sounds like they don’t get what pull or merge requests are for

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@retoor she’s American, lives in Michigan. Luckily she hasn’t changed much mentally af least from my pov. It’s her physical body most concerned with

@retoor got ya! Still wish her the best, poor thing has been thru hell

@retoor not sure what you mean by Pepsi but I spoke with her fairly recently. Hook up with her if or when you can, sara.awesomeest is her discord and she’s easy to reach there. It sounds like she’s been having heart issues, sigh too young only 33. I seriously hope these issues get resolved, it’s been rough

Well tbh it certainly took only one day to acclimate to heat for me at least so now 85 degrees feels pretty damn normal. I had to turn off the ac bc 75 degrees felt cold lol. Imagine that? Crazy how the body works

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So basically any creature smart enough to eat is suitable for any hr job including goats, donkeys, ducks, worms, etc

It’s physiologically impossible to reach cognitive impairment below the hr level without being comatose or on fent, according to medical research

@D-4got10-01 can’t blame you!

@D-4got10-01 no need to add “retarded” to HR rep. That’s like saying “I saw a long necked giraffe” or “elephant with a trunk”

@TheBeardedOne all the tasks of a department without the pay. I bet they’re gauging by seeing if the applicant is dumb enough to attempt this bullshit step

They expect and encourage you to waste time before rejecting you. That’s what they do. Write 15 bullet points per job and you’ll advance to the 2nd out of 10 rounds of interviewing for bunghole enterprises

Nigerialand

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Delete the whole system and ask for a promotion

I bet the boss aka an out of touch old man would say: Duuuuh maybe you can type faster!! I had this game called typerabbit. The faster you type the faster the bunny hops on screen. I always loved it. Maybe you should try it! But they have to be accurate bc each time you make a mistake, the bunny trips. Too many mistakes and he’s eaten by a wolf.

Take a HIKE! @ragnar

Had to edit to replace periods with exclamations lol

I can imagine an LLM being used like “Ah, I’ve noticed you haven’t enrolled a health insurance plan for this year!Would you like me to make a suggestion based on your current age and health status? Let me know if I can provide some assistance!”

Hey I’ve noticed gpt has gained some personality to boot!! Way more than HR, that’s still stuck at the reptile level

Super unnecessary since to be brain damaged you need a brain in the first place, and we’ve yet to see an HR person meet that requirement lol

@kiki if I see a z index of pi I would love to see the outer dimensional brain that came up with that and the calculations us dumb humans couldn’t grasp lol

I bet they asked chat gpt to come up with that title, and I bet they can’t find Syria on the map

@kiki not a fan of material! It caused too many problems and had to write more complex code than needed just to work around its issues