I was at the sauna and some bitch started whining about how he was a leftist but leftist party don't talk enough about immigration

I was like "yea you're some kind of national socialist right?"

Fkn nazi. I hope he gets AIDS

You know how everybody just streams music nowadays?

Not everybody, though. The record shop in my city are blooming because of all the tourists and hipsters. I was thinking I could sell my music that way.

I do a little wooden "jukebox" with an old phone, some headphones and a POS (a credit card reader), and I offer to sell tracks for a small price (maybe 1 euro). I bet a few people would bite if I ask the record shop to keep it for a week and we split the profit.

Joe Biden got ass cancer

There was an illegal rave in france. The people had paid for a container to come and people stayed on the site to pick up their trash.

The police kicked them out BEFORE they could clean and then made videos about how ravers were disguisting.

Germany have bled Greece public services because of their debt rules bullshit when they had a good economy.

Now they want to borrow tons of money to buy bombs.

Fuck their governement srsly

Who do you think is the greatest belgian person of all times?

Is it Eddy Mercks, Jean Claude Van Damme, Django Reinhart or Toots Thielmans?

Guys I'm launching a retired dev camps. Let's just pool a few thousand each, buy a piece of land and a couple of tipi in spain near the surf spot, grow weed and do contract jobs and finally enjoy life.

I am leaving my hateful past behind and decided to love germany from now on.

My best friend in montreal was a gay bavarian guy. He was a chemist and the brewmaster of his village so he brewed me beer in the bathtub.

@Lensflare @German Normii you are my brothers and I love you.

This is a song about log files

https://youtube.com/watch/...

According to gates elon is killing all the poorest children.

And if they all die who is he supposed to rape? :3

AI models don't work with any assumption. they're just very carefully weighted dice. autocomplete on steroids. there is no actual "intelligence" there, no understanding, no nothing.

just "calibrated randomness", in a manner

Kinda like germans or people who can't code in Javascript, but smarter

Wow there's a new gong fu tea place. 7 euros for the gong fu yellow tea, that's so cheap (like you can drink your tea for an hour, in theory there's like 7 cups).

Tea makes me happy.

https://amazon.com.be/-/en/...

GUYS I FOUND THIS WATER BOTTLE THAT ADDS HYDROGEN IN YOUR WATER. HOW GREAT IS THAT

1 OXYGINATED WATER BOTTLE = 766 BANANAZ

Israelis just attacked a civilians boat in Malta. Malta is in the UE. This is clearly a cassus belli and we should retaliate against Israel and its support (Germany, the US). Putin isn't the only threat.

Just nuke these fuckers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

ANARCHOBUDDHISM FTW

I love it when american from irish or german descent think they're white. You're white the way slavs are white (not really).

Sorry being white is cool kid only. There's only one kind of white person: waloons.

The rest of yee aren't pure enough.

@MamaLovesHummus

PADUCAH - Tommy Burgess, 46, has thrown the town for a loop after tying the knot with an Iranian woman he met online while searching for “exotic hummus recipes.” The wedding took place in a quiet backyard ceremony last Saturday, though most of Tommy’s family refused to attend, citing “confusion, concern, and a general lack of understanding of geography.”
“She’s not from here, and that’s scary,” said Tommy’s Aunt Brenda, while nervously clutching a casserole. “I thought Iran was a shampoo brand until last week.”
Tommy insists his new bride, Laleh, is “the best thing that ever happened to me,” and says her cooking has already replaced every casserole he’s ever known. While some family members remain skeptical, others are slowly warming up—especially after trying her saffron rice and realizing it doesn’t bite.
This is a developing story.
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I'm doing a new strike technique called sneaky strike.

I'm not doing shit. Not even telling my boss I'm on strike.

Nobody tells him.

C'EST LA LUTTEUH FINALEEEU

I mean the truth about that eating bugs thingy is that right wingers have zero tastebud after eating too much chemicals in mc donalds and shit.

Have you even tasted grilled cicadas? It's fucking delicious. Very crispy

As a wokoid leftist, I have an easier time than most to debug my code.

You know, coz I like eating bugs.

Do not fucking start annoying me today, bugs, I'm not in the fucking mood.

Donald trump is a pedo

Abortion should only be legal AFTER the 9 months period in my opinion.

It's when the fetus taste the best. Just a bit of slowcooking and it taste wonders paired with a bit of chardoney.

White wingers are all pedophile. There I said it.

Lensflare in his natural habitatz:

https://imgur.com/a/Qr7DTtj

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Great there's a new KASSO

As a developer in Germany, I don't understand why anything related to development like IDEs, git clients and source code documentation should be localized/translated.
Code is written in english, configuration files too. Any technology, any command name in a terminal, every name of a tool or code library, every keyword in a programming language is written in english. English is the language of every developer. And English is simply a required skill for a developer.
Yet almost everything nowadays is translated to many other languages, espacially MS products. That makes development harder for me.

My visual studio menus are a mess of random german/english entries due to 3rd party extensions.

My git client, "source tree" uses wierd translations of the words "push" and "commit". These commands are git features! They should not be translated!

Buttons and text labels in dev tools often cut the text off because they were designed for english and the translated text is bigger and does not fit anymore. Apparently no one is testing their software in translated mode.

And the worst of all: translated fucking exception and error massages! Good luck searching for them online.

Apple does one thing damn right. They are keeping all development related stuff english (IDE, documentation). Not wasting money on translations which no developer needs.

You should not mock @German Normii too hard. He's a good dude, he just have antiproctocoletism (from greek (ἀντι, πρωκo and κολεῖτης)

(It's a congenital disease that makes your anus looks like a vagina).

What's the most virgin language? I'm pretty sure no PHP coder ever had sex ever. We all know the story of that one PHP coder who got laid but we all know it's only a myth

If you're a geek keep the power to yourself and don't do girls homework. You wont get laidf