Couldn't resist sharing this one

Me listening about PHP advantages

A friend of mine updated his status to 'I love my girlfriend <3'

It's one thing to love, it's another to be a pedophile 😲

using my local provider

Hi everybody! I came across this chicken breed, actually called "java bantam". How could I not buy 2 of them? :) Any name suggestions?

What's the shittiest IT company you seen ?

I'll tell one i know - it had the shittiest web site I've ever seen, they built Android app that "enables users to pray to God" , a basic shitty app with pictures of Hindu gods and a button labelled "Perform e-pooja" Also the app description said "Share the app with friends and family" to receive free Gods blessing.

Really dude?! How low can you go?...have some basic ethics!

P.S: This company came to our institution with job offers and my teacher asked why i didn't attend their interview.

No thanks, I'd rather start as freelancer and work on building my own company than wasting my life in such retarded company.

Today i had to set my theme to white for my listeners to see clearly what i was explaining.

My eyes hurt😭😭
Please make it stop😭

Best advice I heard today-
Don't have something? Make it.

I think I am the only person on the universe that doesn't like stickers on laptops.
1 or 2 could be fine, but more than that is just ugly for me.

There seems to be a LOT of debugging going on...

Today i was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes infront of her, she had some and went to tell her friends and I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar.#Lolz#

Comment the moral of the story.Let's see how creative devs are!!

Just realized I left a console.log in production code at my old job

This is the weirdest day ever, I stayed out for more than 5 hours with people

google drive, dropbox, onedrive and GITHUB (😞) blocked for political reasons in Turkey...
Little thought for the dev's out there and every people that uses those services for work

What i think 😂😂

I'm a diehard Apple fangirl, watch every keynote and have only ever had Macs (my parents are also diehard)

But I seriously envy the Android robot dude. He's so damn cute. Apple gotta get a better mascot I can keep on my desk.

So a car hit me while I was riding the bike back from work and I fractured my collarbone. And I have to wear a sling on my left arm 24/7 for 4 weeks now.

But that's not the worst part.

Coding with one hand is.

Just Kidding. I love C#

Every damn time.

Sometimes, the rants are in perfect alignment. I live for these moments.

When your repo gets forked on github for the first time

As a beginner i wrote some really shitty codes😐😐😐..... I know you did too😊

When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

Guys can you please explain why there are some nophp rants being posted? I don't know much about PHP but I'm currently learning it...

😎😎😔😎

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

When clients write software reviews

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

Switching to light theme unexpectedly

My boss just told me that my next task will be to create a website like amazon... It took me quite a long time to explain why something like that needs a big team and a good amount of money.