Going to work after a short holiday is like trying to start your old PC.
It refuse to start > starts slow > needs updates.

That moment when the client is actually happy with your design. From the beginning.
And requests no changes.

I hate it when I run out of internets.

Probably the funniest phishing test I've ever seen.

Which one guys?

Halloween

How Microsoft should upgrade IE

New features 😂😂😂

Sometimes, the rants are in perfect alignment. I live for these moments.

Hi everybody! I came across this chicken breed, actually called "java bantam". How could I not buy 2 of them? :) Any name suggestions?

What i think 😂😂

Me listening about PHP advantages

Why do java programmers wear glasses?

They can't see sharp.

Just Kidding. I love C#

permanent CSS transformation class. /*please never disable */

late night coders be like 😎

Nothing new on DevRant.
Close DevRant.
Stare at home screen.
Open DevRant.

Is it just me or every other back end dev that has this weird habit of trying to guess the back end used in every website you visit ?

Non dev co-workers: Dude add us on Facebook.

Me: I don't have Facebook.

Non dev co-workers: Instagram?

Me: I don't use Instagram.

Non dev co-workers: Oook, what about Twitter?

Me: I deactivated my account permanently long ago.

Non dev co-workers: Huh? So what the heck are you always looking at on your phone laughing and stuff?

Me: devRant!

Non dev co-workers: Huh?

Me: DEVRANT!! (*shows them devRant*)

Non dev co-workers: What the heck is that?

One of the co-workers: guys, he's a hacker.

Me: *face palm*

When a Ubuntu fanboy has a baby 😎

SRC: GeekBoy

Me trying to fix all the bugs

Credit: Internet

Client: Hi. my SEO guy messed up the website. Its kind of .... you know .... gone. You must have the backup. Please restore

Me (after 10 mins): Done

.............

Client: Hi again. I don't see my changes from yesterday. Why?

Me: Because I had 2 months old backup.

Client: Why?

Me: Because that's the last time I worked on your website. And you changed the credentials later on.

Client: But you're a programmer. You must have had a back door to take back ups.

........

Client: Hello?

Me: It's time to leave earth.

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

I guess unix was made by pervs as I have to command it to Touch, Finger, Unzip, Strip, Mount, Fsck, Unmount and Sleep

I wish my mind had its own terminal.
Just imagine...

sudo apt-get install English

True...

A fun experience with a client:
Client: We want to use a database in the cloud without internet.
Us: Uhm that's not possible.
Client: Why not? You don't need internet to use a cloud database, because it's in the sky right?
.....
We will never forget our first client.
p.s. he also wanted to use his wifi printer without internet and cable

I pray for a future where clients have a better understanding of IT related concepts🙏

DevRant is life now, find myself on here more often than not 😂

Just Amazon things

Devrant Community is the best community. Applause for ourselves.

I went outside once, the graphics were amazing but the gameplay and story sucked!