That moment when you magically lose your undo history and can't rollback the shit code you just wrote.

Who the fuck uses bitwise operators? No, seriously. I want to know.

Trying to be helpful to noobs on Stackoverflow and got downvoted. Doesn't seem to be a particularly cheerful community.

Hey @dfox - How about "your worst fuck up" as the topic for the next weekly rant?

Fucking hate these emails with a broken unsubscribe button. Rot in hell, assholes.

Why don't designers use git, or at least use version numbers in their files?

Looking at around 20 files in my downloads folder called "final" and it's bloody annoying.

Lesson #2731 - A backup on the same device is not a backup.

I had a phone interview with a small startup for a Web Development role. I was fairly confident that I would pull through most of the technical questions that would come my way.

They instead asked me a stupid optimization problem involving some buckets, pigs and poison. I answered it, told them to fuck off and ask me something relevant.

Except that I didn't. I fumbled to find a half decent answer to it and they were unimpressed. The worst part was that I could think of a dozen better answers after the call was over.

Doesn't seem particularly fair for people to judge you by such abstract questions rather than evaluating skills directly relevant to your job.

My power switch stopped working, so I took this up as a quick early morning project.

There is always a fucking way!

When you watch a YouTube video about XSS and find people trying out script tags in the comments 😐

Been watching some videos on Algorithms and my mind bleeds. Do people who know this stuff really calculate complexities for each method they write?

How the fuck does Linux think it's okay to let you delete the very partition it's running from?

It's terrible how my mood is greatly dependent on whether my code works or not.

Feeling like shit at the moment.

Could we all just agree that Mac is a piece of shit in terms of performance? Specially with those lousy animations and that stupid dock?

Got Archlinux running on my Macbook. Happy days again.

An old one, but still pretty funny 😂

If Java had true Garbage Collection, it would delete itself.

Me: Okay Google, call Dad.
Google Now: Which Dad?

Fuck you Google.

Q. What did the fat Software Engineer call his stomach?
A. 3-Tier Architecture

I seriously need a break.

Error: Break statement not within loop or switch

FUUUU!

One of those "What the fuck am I doing?" moments.

Friend: Check out that hot chick over there
Me: git checkout -b hot-chick

#foreveralone