When someone thinks they know the life of a coder but they don't.

At least iOS 11 handles nulls properly

Wow?!? Even removing this crap takes fucking centuries!
I'm already sitting here for 45 minutes. How the fuck is this possible?!!

Two unit tests, no integration tests.

Finding a girlfriend

When you think that you can control your mother.

Me: Mom sudo make me a sandwich.
Her: You fool I'm a Windows user

Gaddammit. My night was going great. Skimming a Dice article, my eyes caught the following: "...to be considered, a language must be Turning complete..."

It's like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Turing complete, motherfuckers, get it right.

"Coding is easy. All you need is an idea, and the rest is just typing!"

"Why are people using Git? It's too complicated. Dropbox can do the same kind of things."

- A fellow CS student at university

Hello beautiful. Finally got fiber installed. For my girlfriend and me. Not that we really need it... But you know...

(Wifi reaches up to 170 on 5Ghz)

Friend texted me some binary.

Decided to impress him and decode it by hand.

Spent 5 minutes decoding "I eat ass".

Just built a custom retropi for the boyfriend for his bday. Custom paint, button, box, splash screen, and games. Fun little project.

C# Programmer 😂😂😂

Who needs a firewall when you have a kitten

I got my first salary...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyy

Dear unknown StackExchange random dude,

You don't know me, I don't know you, but, let's be honest : I came here to get answers, not to get my question fucking edited.

Regards,

Go fuck yourself

The Web developer's equivalent to, "have you turn it off and on again":

"Try clearing the cache"

When you're in Hurricane Harvey surrounded by water but you're a developer so client ask if you can still get the Sprint finished. #NoIdiot there's a flood

*at front end job interview*
Me: so what kind of version control do you use?

CTO: well, one of the guys here developed our own system.. bla bla bla *turns around laptop*

Me: *sees internet explorer* NO THANKS 😬

Listening to a conversation about politics near my desk and had a Freudian slip in my code...

(Sorry for the "screenshot", I'm using gentoo and too lazy to compile some screenshot software just for one picture on devRant)

My boss was getting upset about me not letting him know where I was. So I created a flow that would email him automatically if I was in the office or not by a certain time.

ASP.NET

Low motivation and low focus

Devrant

Teaching management the difference between "hours" and "months"

Ya know...just testing in production 😶

Spotify says I added songs to a playlist next year?

I just cached myself adding a Semikolon after a sentence;

I know this isn't Dev related but some people shouldn't own a PC. If your going to call me to drive half an hour to your house to show you how to open word because you can't take instructions over the phone you shouldn't own a PC.