Microsoft 😂

FB post: I have a basic algorithm for detecting faces from webcam > What should I do to show respective names of persons when they show up in Webcam ?Please help !

Me : What's the output of your algorithm

Author : bounding box around the face.

*shoot myself in head*

Rest vs soap

Civil war begins

suggest me some good geeky tv shows like silicon valley

Java : You may love it,you my hate it but you can't ignore its importance and existence

Java and JavaScript are as similar as Car and Carpet

Thread.sleep(System.getCurrentMilis() + 500000);

which one is the best?

am i only spring developer here? everyone else I found works on JS,php,python but not on j2ee

Infinite recursion

The most common line nowadays,"Dude,I have a million dollar idea,You do the code and I will do the marketing. "

java evolution parade 😝