var state = default(megabool?);

Yes, we call them managers.

@Gazotey that's the neat part, almost everything is a Chinese export.

I strongly disagree. Shittake.

r/spicypillows

Nothing is more important than font-family.
- Vin Diseal, Web Developer.

@asgs keeping data in RAM caches costs less energy than recalculating on the CPU? 🤷‍♂️

Plot twist: still an unpaid intern.

@c3r38r170 I exported them for you: https://pastebin.com/ApgUhZP5

Enjoy the cringe.

var exchangeRate = "four point seven one six five percent";

🤌🤌🤌

@100110111 all the risky ones have an internal check to ensure they only work when connecting from localhost.

If a customer wants to force themselves to always have to solve a recaptcha when they pay more power to them. 🤷‍♂️

@Lensflare in a vacuum?

@c3r38r170 would have to wait til Monday as I don't have access to it on my personal account.

At work we have a curated playlist of meme songs.

Can I offer you a nice new bullshit title in this trying time?

Bosch be like... S I K E.

Program endpoint to return an appropriate status code (413 Request Entity Too Large) and, if appropriate update UI to react to status code 413 with a useful message.

That way you guard users from trying to use the service out of spec and stop your test team from crawling up your arse.

ChatGPT at capacity.

`display: grid` and fuck the dinosaurs still using Internet Explorer.

The biggest brain, gonna create a Unity template app, add a full page in app advert on start up, publish it to Google Play and title it "Work in Progress please don't download".

Google has clearly been using ChatGPT to test jailbreak possibilities in LLMs.

The product owner:

Severity: Low
Priority: Low

Rationale: noone knows about the bug so we don't need to rush fixing it.

Priority diverted to subtly adjusting UI elements.

Sounds like a toxic ass place to work, NGL.

@Lensflare or a vacation you're entitled to under the terms of your contract.

Removing slightly discolored hay from a haystack.

Mine is a little vintage, might need to go back to AIVD Bewakingswagen #4

Nothing as long as your CI isn't configured to deploy merge changes immediately to live. 🤷‍♂️

Stop touching your keyboard. All management must be done verbally via an assistant.

@anotherjsdev *marks enter helper method as deprecated and refactors well implemented components into a new class*

Well if their changes only affect two of the sixty files you cleaned up, wouldn't that mean only two of the sixty files have merge conflicts?

Also I'd rather solve conflicts in my work myself than delegate the merge to a junior who likely has no context to why I changed something and would likely just click "resolve using mine".