Me everyday:
1- Get excited to start coding
2- Start coding
3- Run code
4- Bug found
5- Start debugging
6- Start feeling frustrating
7- Start questioning myself about career
8- Start hating life
9- Start banging head against the wall
10- Start looking for a different job
11- Oh shit! It was a typo
12- Go back to number 1

My wife. She's also my best friend.

Back then, when we were just flirting, I helped her and her friends(they were all medicine students) with their programming courses which included sql and html. I guess that help led us the way we're here now.

A recruiter just invited me to Christmas dinner at her home to "discuss some business opportunities", so there's that.

I love how to devs the word "user" is mostly treated with anger and disgust.

pshht 🤫😄

Windows things. Someone's antivirus had been expired.

I accepted a job that requires coding in html, css, js and php and I don't code in those languages at all. Whoops.

Python required to run the script...

hah wth

Friend : This is our logo for the site you are building for us.

Me: Wtf!! This is just a picture with text on it, do you have copyright of this picture?

Friend : who cares, we found it on google and we liked it.

Me: It may create trouble later

Friend: nothing...Just us it, we don’t have $150 for logo design

Me:🧐

After few weeks

Friend: Hey best, we have problem with logo, there is this guy who keep emailing us about copyright, any advice

Me: you know the solution the $150

Fuck yeah I love Thursdays! Deployments went well in the office, freelance clients are satisfied as well and I am drunk with my wife... what more can a dev(ranter) ask for?!

Job done

Well played google

Suggesting haha.length

The important thing in life 🤨

Finally got my stickers! Thanks devRant! Ready to start filling my laptop up with things only developers understand!

Current situation of devs

"sudo !!" Will rerun your last command with sudo privileges in a Linux environment.

You're welcome.

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Yes please. Do it! #StackOverflowRulez
But he missed Ctrl+A 😂

Friend gave this self made "pocket advent calendar" to me (has 24 m&m's in it)

*me to her: aww thank you thats so sweet!
*OCD to me: but she could have aligned that numbers...
*me to me: and that's one more reason you're single

android devs starter pack

Sorry if repost. The two starred🌟 comments got me.

You say they are looking for me, but when i contact them they pretend like they dont even know me.

I had to say this
D-5 til the finals and I just got an email.

I GOT A JOB AT GOOGLE!

You don't need to pay attention to class if you can hack into your university's servers and change your grades 🤔😎