Oh sh*t

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

Thank you makers

Our division lead's second in command offered to help me white board and get promoted.

This dude is one of my major role models. He would become my boss instead of the sexist, backwards tyrant of a bastard that I currently report to.

I asked him a question and wound up being told to join their study group and to let him know what I need help with in terms of resume, etc.

There are a few lights at the end of this hell hole of a tunnel. I have a few other options, too.

Always include special characters

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

We should get a domain toghether
@Pizza

My company got another contract to support a research institute. My current contract has shitty leadership that won't back us against our boss (different company, same contract) without proof. The fact that 3 of the 4 of us dread going to work isn't enough?

Anyways. Talking to the other site about transferring. Need to gtfo to a less toxic environment where I won't be made to work fucked up hours with a boss who doesn't like women in tech, and thinks he's something special because he's vegan (but had real leather jackets and bike seats, but that's an entirely different story) and does yoga and plays the guitar.

Meanwhile, he resents his kids and seems to regret getting married. All because he used his military education benefits to pay for their school.

Here is my debugging buddy. Checks my code, and lands on the part of the screen where the error is. I'll feel bad when I kill him

Just me, explaining how my code works.

A sweet note for annoying colleges

Email: Hi [...], If you can't see this message check in the Spam folder!

Me: ah, ok.

Lifehack of the day. Hope this works for ads too

working in P@*nHub?
I tell you what is worst

Accurate 😂

I can't open my honeypot 😥😢😭
Do you guys think installing Java will help? xD

Starting next week I’m going to be a programming teacher.

Suck my nectar of wisdom!

No words needed

Once again, I have to go with the guy that, after seeing my horrible (I can't highlight this enough) code, decided that even I wasn't hopeless, and went on teaching me the basics of software engineering, top-down design and unit testing. All of this in two days, but it gave me the motivation to work on it, and look at me now: I'm a devRanter :')

https://devrant.io/rants/897929/...

OI! I ain't that noisy!
I just really like honey! 🍯 🍯 🍯

😂😂😂

Instagram for windows 98 😀

I have no word for this...

When your PSU isn't enough 👍

Who you thought invented 3 way handshake?

Well, for me the last two days have been some of the best since a long time!
So I just wanted to say a big thanks to all of you ☺ You are all some great people and I'm really happy to be a part of this great community.
I hope I made the day of some of you and made you smile 😊

So it's time for a face reveal, right? 😋
There you go, the moment you've all been waiting for!

"And how are you?" I said.

Eeyore shook his head from side to side.

"Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to have felt at all how for a long time."

"Dear, dear," said Pooh, "I'm sorry about that. Let's have a look at your code..."

And then Eeyore looked at Pooh with terror in his face, before he vanish into the forest.

He never let me review his code again...

5!=120
(Not missing brackets)

Hi, I've tried to open this strange Hard Disk, I was wondering if it was an old model.
I mean, I can't find a cable to use!

Saw this on Twitter can't stop myself from posting this