Self hosted Gitlab server :-)

Deadly loop...

I still remember doing this, 😂 even after two minutes of staring I used to end up selecting that rainbow one. 🌈

and they say programmers don't have a sense of humor. the company said to buy some motivational posters for the meeting room. this is what we came up with.

He's a bit bigger than a duck, but he does the job just as well.

Landed my first grad role as a software developer!

Node, c#, VB, xamarin, swift!

30k!

Life is good folks

DICSS = Directly Injected CSS.

Programmers have a weird sense of humour.

Some comments are helpful, some aren't

This beer label is awesome!

Trying to come up with function names when it does more than one thing.

!Rant

So i tried fakupdate.net on my friend. He didn't realize it fake before we told him :P

I get "bullied" for not drinking coffee!
Any other tea drinkers here???

"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity."
-- Dennis Ritchie

Whenever I need to find bugs in my product, mostly mobile applications, I give it to my 5 year old son and say "Go, do your thing!"

New year, new me, same bugs. ....

Do you too - struggle sometimes to get it off?

Straight in dem feels

Just realized I'm commenting about how to summon Cthulhu with regex, while my upvote count is 666...

Őh bøy. Ţhįş įs ÑØŤ ģôíņğ ţø ęňđ węļĺ

The real question.

!rant _Breathing intensifies_

My work keyboard is slim and quiet, 45 wpm.

Replaced it with my clickity clackety keyboard, 70 wpm and made the hipsters move away from me.

#Winning

A project is never done... It's just pushed to production

2016 {
display: none;
}

Guys I think I found the ideal client

(This was messaged in the groupchat with all 3 devs working on his project)

Alphabetical sort- not always the best choice

Src: reddit

https://reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/...

The copyright is strong on this one😂

Time spent creating an error response...

Implementing the response: 5%
Choosing the error message: 95%

A SQL query walks into a bar and spots two tables.

He asks them, "Can I join you?"

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

My life in one sentence...