Animal of the season 🌟🦙

How do you deal with people who mistake your introversion for rudeness?

this engineering degree sucks. make no mistake my friends.engineering does not suck. But engineering degree sucks . It sucks big time .

A "hotfix" that also includes new features

Alright, time to code
https://aprogrammerlife.com/top-rat...

Normalize asking "but why do i need docker" for an app that is literally just an executable + database.

Apps having their own image picker is annoying.

I hate when apps don't have option to upload image by picking the system picker but instead show their own picker which sucks, you can only pick recent ones otherwise you need to scroll down, there is no search option or any filter at all, just allowing system picker is better, it allows all kinds of searching and Google photos picker also allows searching by dates, faces etc. No point reinventing that, I hope it becomes mandatory to only use system filepicker like it's in web browsers, this can also avoid giving access to entire filesystem when you only need to upload one image.

I'm sending my love to all the millions of people out there suffering in silence, ones with unfathomable trauma and pain, all fighting battles known to none. I respect those who decided to end it all rather than to keep waiting for help that will never come to them.

I missed you guys sooooo much!
Haven't seen you all since last year ;-;

No, I'm not sorry.

Happy new years! I hope you are able to take steps towards or end up accomplishing your dreams this year. You all have the best genitals and are very attractive. If you run into anyone IRL very less fortunate than you, consider letting them rant to you and maybe lending them a helping hand. Theres lots of unfortunate voices unheard out there. Keep being the best and don’t let the world get you down!

mickey is free

https://howhttps.works/

a cat explains how https works
In a comic
If you want to teach about https to your kids
It's a good way

Tonight do not forget to raise a glass to Ops, oncall developers, DBAs and devops, field engineers, warehouse operators. Thanks to them, we can afford to meet the new year properly.

They are working tonight so we wouldn't have to.

Cheers

The very last weekend of the year has arrived.

How has the year gone so far? Any significant memories that you want to share?

Maybe share a new year resolution as well.

Last Weekend: https://devrant.com/rants/10039274

AI isnt going to crack your SHA dumb fuck

god i hate this planet

I shut down my 5 azure vms and i am still getting billed??? WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT. THIS DOESNT EXIST ON AWS. WHY IS BILL GATES SUCH A CHILD RAPER AND FUCKS CHILDREN IN THE EPSTEIN ISLAND

What do you call a suspicious looking laptop? Asus

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Ho, Ho, Ho

Happy holidays, everyone. How is the weekend going?

Second last Week :https://devrant.com/rants/9964943

Merry Christmas, my dear code monkeys!

I had to share it

Is it against any rules/whatever to unilaterally decide to make a random contest, with scoring system and prizes (I'd be defining/paying them out ofc)? ...and if against something, if/how much i should give that any actual weight/consideration?

FUCK YOU SAFARI !!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

one week without nicotine!

hello devrant

3 hours of missed texts and emails and notification.

3 hours.

If the iPhone can't function as a phone after it connects to a samba share, then maybe they shouldn't include that option.

Try telling people that you're not actually ignoring them and that it's this precious pile of garbage that people only like because the TV tells them to.

asdadsds

YoU nEEd tO tHInK MorE LiKe oUr nOn tEcHnICal UsErs

That's your fucking job you powerpoint monkey, I'm writing code since age of 14, I distrust everything that doesn't spit out logs of what it's extacly doing to my console including you, my gf says sudo to get my attention, how the hell am I supposed to know how normies think

Poorly explain what
you do for a living.

First day of job. Im doing jack shit. They just make me watch udemy courses of Azure and linux shell and bash scripting all for devops purposes so they can pay a microsoft certificate for me to pass and get certified and they pay for udemy courses. Im basically getting paid to watch courses on the job