I used inline C in perl to write inline assembly.

I deserve death.

If you're adding a few bullet points to your CV, copilot offers to generate whole paragraphs of brazenly made-up shit.

And everyone seems to be fine with that.

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Top bullshit message I have ever received would probably be:
'I wasn't asking 🙂'.
The fuck is this shit?
Are you trying to reprimand me, as indicated by the first part of the message, or be my fucking friend?
Best part - the message was sent by someone who had no authority to demand anything from me at the time, which I had to point out to the guy.

I'm building a multi tenant application, each client can access the application and store that data, the question now is wheter to use one single database for all clients or create a database for each client?

Whats the best approach in this situation

counter strike but with v.a.t.s. system from fallout

I was thinking about how to best approach the spam detection in JoyRant and it kinda escalated into a separate project:

https://github.com/WilhelmOks/...

This is a generic swift lib for spam detection, which I will be using in JoyRant.
The idea is that it can be used by other devrant clients, even android, or backends or anti spam bots like those from @retoor.
Or even in completely other communities… like snek maybe? I don’t know, the point is it’s generic and not specific to devRant.

And the config with the spam detection rules can be a hosted json file, accessed via a http URL.

This will make it easy for me to update the rules and easy for you to contribute to the rules, if you wish to do so :)

My plan is to first implement a simple version of spam detection and release a new JoyRant version.
Then later implement the whole thing with stuff like marking as spam, marking as not spam, exported details about detections to be used to improve on the rules, and blackjack and hookers.

Fuck spam and the human garbage that is posting it or is behind the spam bots!
From the bottom of my heart, Fuck you!

I wish dev work was about the tech, the logic, the architecture

but annoyingly it's always about people

So apparently they forgot some debug shit in the eSim firmware and now all the 2-fa system that uses phone number is in jeopardy.

lmao what a bunch of clown. People who use windows ladiez and genz.

Retardz.

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OnlyOffice Spreadsheet is so fucking poor I don't even know where to begin...It's buggy, annoying, frustrating and doesn't do nearly what I want. OnlyOffice Document, on the other hand, is a decent word processor.

Bad UI on purpose = makes people try harder = increase engagement and brand loyalty ... until eventually a disruptive competitor will offer a smoother user experience and suddenly you'll lose them all.

Can't wait for the time when Instagram, the undead dinosaur of antisocial media, will be history at last.

Remember 3 months ago when i said donald trump was a peedo

Dotty, I’m sorry. Will never say a single bad thing to you.

Every damn time I visit the server rooms for tunnel infra, I feel like I just entered the backrooms. Endless winding stairs, rooms that appear out of nowhere, doors galore, labels in ancient hiroglyphs and time travel are very common.

Mhmmmm nothing better than a döner with extra sauce

actual gift from god😋