What is your biggest fear? I'm very scared of cows. Look at them murdery eyes.

They tend to have a lovely temperament, particularly if they're kept as pets / sanctuary animals and not farmed.
I'd be pissed too if I was force impregnated constantly for milk production while my offspring are annually taken from me for meat production 🥺

They're very cuddly apparently

And fluffy when shampooed!

Apparently they have regional accents too. A french cow will sound different from a Spanish one apparently

@MammaNeedHummus one day a whole herd charged me and I had a near death experience.

I saw the light I'm telling you. Good thing god sent me back and ordered me to run and scream "HELP MEEEEEE" like a wuss.

@MammaNeedHummus In my defense I was very drunk.

@donkulator remember chicken run?

@jestdotty I believe that's called parasitism and not symbiosis in this case

@jestdotty there are definitely wild horses. Who else will come to take me away?

@retoor maybe there was a bull idk i ran away didnt have time to watch his pp

@jestdotty Right?

I mean come on just let those tiny shit dog go extinct already it's breaking my heart to see they cant even fucking breathe. Just get a cat already

they kill more than sharks per year, apparently