- vaguely blonde
- stupid, npc face
- skinny fat
- sloth eyes, think Sid from Ice Age
- a fucking tester that likes unit tests in JS, especially Jest
- talks a lot, but every time she says something everyone just ignores it because there was almost no substance to what she said
- extremely annoying
- interacting with her would be the number one top level displeasure of your day, any day. A day when you wipe the entire prod db is a better day than the day you have to explain something to her

if you guessed jestdotty, you're wrong. that's just one of my ex-coworkers.

...it also perfectly fits dotty, tho.

@German Normii this would imply that dotty can code

you guys are mean :(

@antigermanist it's not mean if it's true.

Petition for @trogus to include a sloth eyes option in the avatar creator.

@cafecortado 404 trogus not found

Jestdotty has no NPC face and can code for sure. I've seen some repo's. Was js indeed.

@retoor You see js and you infer the ability to code? Help me out here.

@Lensflare js is like python, with so much freedom, it actually requires some disciple to code with it. I droppers my quality standards for own projects a while ago and coding is fun again. I just go on and go on and eventually you'll see what's worth a refactor. Would actually consider this to do it professionally this way as well. Delivery > quality.

@retoor what a weird kink 😄

@Lensflare i can vouch that, i am web monkey typer solely because i do average html and a bit above average css, js is a joke, ts is a bit more quality but just a quality joke if you will.

@retoor oh that's why microPython was easy when I was doing some esp32 coding, thank god because otherwise i would probably burn all my components if it was C#.

I admit and i fully accept my role as senior comedian monkey typer at most things that i do that requires code.

@kiki that's almost me, just different gender minus sloth eyes and a bit dark brown, almost black hair

if everywhere you go you see the same face... 👀

I don't like Facebook btw. they stole my name. I had it first

mochajs is dope tho if you wanna know what I test with

... yesterday I finally sent my boyfriend a picture of the coolest bathroom ever. and then we had a full day argument about how he had asked to see my face

I was trying to show off my sunburn but the camera didn't capture it well. kind of sucks our phone cameras keep trying to be fancy and remove colors to seem "balanced". not cool

well I had sent him a second pic without reading his reply first and I think it was the best pic of me yet... after 5 hours of salsa dancing, with a prior 4 hours walking in the sun climbing hills until I was reddish and tanned. my blond hair gets blonder streaks when it gets sunburnt 😏, like going to a hairdresser for a dye-job but without the dry straw

hehe 😋

... oh yeah I got mad cuz I was like WHY ARE YOU REDUCING THE COOLNESS OF THIS BATHROOM TO SAYING I LOOK PRETTIER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE. honestly what a clown

@jestdotty i am kinda convinced, not sure why, that you are that blonde girlfriend @b2plane was talking about!