Join devRant
Do all the things like
++ or -- rants, post your own rants, comment on others' rants and build your customized dev avatar
Sign Up
Pipeless API
From the creators of devRant, Pipeless lets you power real-time personalized recommendations and activity feeds using a simple API
Learn More
-
@retoor I bet it was Liebranca ^^
-
@jestdotty Spanky is the only one true deity. The others are false gods. You are being blasphemous!
-
@Lensflare sure whatever. atheists gave me moral advice all my life which I followed and I'm breaking it now because it put me in a bad place
and not to mention fucking doctors. your science religion doesn't even pay attention to its own scriptures like abrahamic religions of old corrupted themselves via the priests until the common man actually read the Bible and realized they were being lied to. not any different -
@jestdotty let Spanky into your heart and he will heal you of all your ailments!
You don’t need science, you only need faith!
Spanky bless you! -
@Lensflare can he not be called retarded
plus anyway you created him to mock. so he has no power unless I take him from you and re-imbue him. and I'm not that advanced to know if I can do that -
@jestdotty I haven’t created him, he created me. And he created you.
I know that because he appeared to me in a vision. He told me to spread his word to the nonbelievers for they receive his eternal blessing.
Spanky be with you. -
@Lensflare spanky
-
@tosensei whatever Spanky that is not in direct conflict with the one and true Spanky from the Spanky Bible.
In the church of Spanky we eat the flesh of Spanky and drink the blood of Spanky, metaphorically. But actually, it’s ham and wine. -
@Lensflare you had me at wine.
Do you believe in Spanky? I hope so, because Spanky is the one and only true being that made the universe and all of us.
If you don‘t believe in Spanky you will go to hell and will be tortured for all eternity.
Spanky loves you and has a personal relationship with every one of you.
The evidence for the existence of Spanky is everywhere and completely undeniable.
Just look at the trees. Aren’t they great?
Also We have the Spanky Bible, written by Spanky himself which says that Spanky exists. That is historical evidence right there.
Spanky is completely invisible and can’t be heard or touched, but you need to believe anyways.
Spanky chose to be hidden, even though he has made himself apparent to his people in the past, as it says in the Spanky Bible, which is true. Spanky wants to test your faith, so that you believe in him without evidence. Believing without evidence is a virtue and the requirement for being a good person.
Speaking of good person, if you don’t believe in Spanky, you not only go to hell for your sins, you also are a very evil person without morality. Because morality can only come from Spanky.
So, please, for the sake of your eternal soul, believe in Spanky.
rant
spanky
religion