So we can't have the testers having slack because slack cost money

Corporate bullcrap I swear

Write a custom bot that reads and sends messages ;P

give em some slack

congrats! ever heard of this thing called thunderbird?

@kiki the car or the fighter plane?

@antigermanist the 2 meters tall beautiful buff MILF that will manhandle you and your feeble puny new school messengers

@molaram I want them on slack to use my shit before we release to prod and everybody starts whining because it's not working

@molaram coz I'm sure not wasting my time testing myself lmao.

I'm more into making sure it works by feeling the vibe

@molaram it's @Lensflare. His authoritarian tendancies manifested into the fight against spammers.

Personally I miss seeing random ads about some hairdresser in kentucky

@antigermanist dude didn't request lube as instructed. He likes it rough.

@molaram I think he's jokin

@antigermanist

"If you believe this is a mistake, please mention @AnalProbe4 and ask for lubricant."

It is what the bots say.

@molaram testing is doubt. I have faith.

@molaram let me give you an analogy.

I do rock climbing. Nowadays they use ropes and stuff. But before the rops were elastic enough not to kill you if you felt, well, the rule of rock climbing was not to fall.

People drive more carefully without safety belt.

so tl;dr: testing is gay.

@molaram yeah @retoor gave it a try for a while but she grew tired and had a mental breakdown. Now she's in russia

@antigermanist wait, she went to Russia? Did she forget to take meds?

@YourMom it's a very sad story that involves 5 intelligence services, a mexican lover and some wingsuit jump.

@molaram She ended up in a meth-fueled bender and she stole some new quantic-proof encryption algorythms from the iranians. So she had to bail

Now she's raising bear in siberia. Don't tell anybody

@molaram not sure if you know already but @antigermanist is the former ostream. He is a full time troll now. Don’t take anything he says seriously.

@Lensflare it's called humour. You wouldn't get it

@antigermanist

"humour" seriously? You have an extra "u" in there. Show us your dental work.

@YourMom I’m surprised he didn’t spell it with z, his favorite letter.