Me and my wife always dreamed of living in america.

Europe in a dictatorship, you can't even shoot your dog

You just can, really. But I prefer that you just shoot your cat instead.

I mean, how else are you going to get the dead animal to bury on top of the body

Where is it allowed to shoot people who shoot animals? I want to live there

@blindXfish it's not allowed, but you just can. Especially in the Netherlands. Did you ever see a cop doing his job? :P Stealing until 300,- is not even prosecuted anymore :P

@whimsical the netherlands dont have laws.

@antigermanist but the joke is, people think we DO! :P Whaha, i wouldn't be surprised if shit really breaks some day, it seems that we only have 7 police guys and a retired dog :P Also with covid! Stay in house! There was nobody on the street checking :P Haha.

I thought you could eat your neighbors dog in the UK if you are brown enough. In the USA you can eat geese from the middle of town, and stray cats and dogs. Again, you have to be brown enough to do that.

@YourMom the UK isn't in europe anymore. They got the brainrot from their old colonies. We call them the yankshaftlickers after what they did to iraq.

@YourMom > Again, you have to be brown enough to do that.

Well yea white people can't eat tasty food otherwise their butthole exploses.

White british people I know only ate hamburgers, frozen chicken dips and patatoes.