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Finally did it. Quit my job.
The full story:
Just came back from vacation to find out that pretty much all the work I put at place has been either destroyed by "temporary fixes" or wiped clean in favour of buggy older versions. The reason, and this is a direct quote "Ari left the code riddled with bugs prior to leaving".
Oh no. Oh no I did not you fucker.
Some background:
My boss wrote a piece of major software with another coder (over the course of month and a balf). This software was very fragile as its intention was to demo specific features we want to adopt for a version 2 of it.
I was then handed over this software (which was vanilajs with angular) and was told to "clean it up" introduce a typing system, introduce a build system, add webpack for better module and dependency management, learn cordova (because its essential and I had no idea of how it works). As well as fix the billion of issues with data storage in the software. Add a webgui and setup multiple databses for data exports from the app. Ensure that transmission of the data is clean and valid.
What else. This software had ZERO documentation. And I had to sit my boss for a solid 3hrs plus some occasional questions as I was developing to get a clear idea of whats going on.
Took a bit over 3 weeks. But I had the damn thing ported over. Cleaned up. And partially documented.
During this period, I was suppose to work with another 2 other coders "my team". But they were always pulled into other things by my Boss.
During this period, I kept asking for code reviews (as I was handling a very large code base on my own).
During this period, I was asking for help from my boss to make sure that the visual aspect of the software meets the requirements (there are LOTS of windows, screens, panels etc, which I just could not possibly get to checking on my own).
At the end of this period. I went on vacation (booked by my brothers for my bday <3 ).
I come back. My work is null. The Boss only looked at it on the friday night leading up to my return. And decided to go back to v1 and fix whatever he didnt like there.
So this guy calls me. Calls me on a friggin SUNDAY. I like just got off the plane. Was heading to dinner with my family.
He and another coder have basically nuked my work. And in an extremely hacky way tied some things together to sort of work. Moreever, the webguis that I setup for the database viewing. They were EDITED ON THE PRODUCTION SERVER without git tracking!!
So monday. I get bombarded with over 20 emails. Claiming that I left things in an usuable state with no documentation. As well as I get yelled at by my boss for introducing "unnecessary complicated shit".
For fuck sakes. I was the one to bring the word documentation into the vocabulary of this company. There are literally ZERO documentated projects here. While all of mine are at least partially documented (due to lack of time).
For fuck sakes, during my time here I have been basically begging to pull the coder who made the admin views for our software and clean up some of the views so that no one will ever have to touch any database directly.
To say this story is the only reason I am done is so not true.
I dedicated over a year to this company. During this time I saw aspects of this behaviour attacking other coders as well as me. But never to this level.
I am so friggin happy that I quit. Never gonna look back.13 -
Mobile app dev here 🙋♂️
Guy at work asking me why his phone feels heavier then mine (we have the same phones)
I just told him that his phone gets heavier with every apps he installs.
1 week later he meets me outside the office and tells me he deleted a lot of apps and his phone is actually lighter know.
Sometimes I just want to cry 😂😂😂12 -
45 minutes into a technical presentation called "Architecture Meets Design", I realized the guy built houses.8
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Ever wondered why C++ programmers need to replace their keyboards so often?
Because they are using a strongly typed language
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- Password can't contain less than 3 chars
- Password can't contain more than 12 chars
- Password must contain only alphabetical and numerical chars
- Password must contain at least one uppercase letter
- Password can't contain a sequence of repetitive chars
- You already used this password in the past
- Password can't contain parts of passwords already used in the past
- Password can't contain your name, birthday or any other personal information
- Password can't be an anagram
- This password is too weak
"Remember that you have to update your password every 6 months".
Who the fuck has enough imagination to invent a new password that meets all these requirements every fucking 6 months?
And if so, how the fuck you can also remember it?
Fuck off… I don't really need access to my university account, right? 😡22 -
*creates a freelancer account on some website.
*builds portfolio and gets things running.
*meets his first client.
Client: Hello. so your profile says you are an experienced full stack developer. You are just the kind of person i've been looking for.
Me: Yep.
Client: Okay I have a project for you. I am looking at developing a simple website that has a few functions and the budget is 100$.
Me: Okay smooth. Hit me with the descriptions.
Client: it's going to be a dating website. Once a user signs up; the website would automatically take control of the user's media devices in his/her home; automatically playing something romantic. You get me?
Me: Em... Idk about that it seems a bit...
Client: it can be done! Develop the algorithm.
Me: Em... Ok.
Client: Well, next the website uses some complex sorting algorithm and sorts existing members based on their past real life relationships. It puts the best people above the messy ones.
Me: o.0
*client goes on with his bullshit in like another 10 lines of messages.
Me: -_-
Client: so what do you think? How soon can you begin and how soon can we be done?
Me: Do you also want a "butt scratcher" feature? Like a hand pops out of the monitor and asks to scratch the user's anus?
*client leaves the chat.
Me: Oh. I guess he a thing against family guy.12 -
8 year old girl meets a classic typewriter at Norsk Vegmuseum.
"Mom! Mom! Look! It prints immediately!"2 -
you always learn something new everyday.
Strike a male USB cable on the back of an iMac, and you get yourself an unexpected shutdown.
oh, and a few cool sparks as well.9 -
Goes to first job interview. Great interview but, can you send some code?
-Sure-
Sends requested js, css html files.
Great code, we want to speak to you again!
Goes to second interview, waits 15m, meets the sales department. Sales? Wtf?
Great interview but, can you send more code?
Errr?
We need some native JS to really make sure you can write code.
You could've emailed this request before the interview b*tch. That way id save time hurrying in rain and traffic jams!4 -
I'm a freelance web developer and I normally work on small to medium sized websites, 9 out 10 times based on WordPress and 10 out 10 times with a limited budget.
8 out of 10 times the sites content will be updated by someone with at best casual knowledge in website management.
Say what you will about WP but it's my bread and butter and it works great for just these kinds of websites; where the cost is a dealbreaker and the end product should be as user friendly as a standard word processor.
No, you probably wouldn't build a control panel for the next space shuttle or an online bank in WordPress, but I rarely need to concern myself with those kinds of projects so that really doesn't affect me.
Pretty much the same reason I have a Kia car even though I wouldn't win a Formula 1 race with it.
I for one am grateful that there's an open source tool available to my clients that more than adequately meets their needs (that's also fun to work with and build custom solutions on for me as a developer).7 -
Back in the day, I joined a little agency in Cape Town, small team small office with big projects, projects they weren’t really supposed to take on but hey when the owner of a tech business is not a tech person they do weird things.
A month had passed and it was all good, then came a project from Europe, Poland to be specific. The manager introduced me to the project, it was a big brand - a segment of Lego, built on Umbraco (they should change the name to slowbraco or uhmmm..braco somewhere there) the manager was like so this one is gonna be quite a challenge and I remember you said you are keen on that, I was like hell yeah bring it on (genuinely I got excited) now the challenge was not even about complexity of the problem or code or algorithms etc you get my point… the challenge was that the fucking site was in polish - face palm 1 - so I am like okay code is code, its just content, and I already speak/familiar with 13 human languages so I can’t fail here ill get around it somehow. So I spin up IIS, do the things and boom dev environment is ready for some kick ass McCoding. I start to run through the project to dig into the previous dev’s soul. I could not relate, I could not understand. I could not read, I could not, I could not. - face palm 2 - This dude straight up coded this project in polish variable names in polish, class names in polish, comments in freaking polish. Look, I have no beef with the initial guy, its his language so why not right? sure. But not hey this is my life and now I should learn polish, so screw it, new tab - google translate, new notes, I create a dictionary of variables and class etc 3 days go by and I am fucking polish bro. Come at me. I get to read the previous devs soul through his comments, what a cool dude, his code wasn’t shit either - huge relief. So I rock on and make the required changes and further functionality. The project manager is like really, you did it? I am like yeah dude, there it is. Then I realise I wasn’t the first on this, this dude done tried others and it didn’t go down well, they refused. - face palm 3 -
Anyway, now I am a rock star in the office, and to project managers this win means okay throw him in the deep - they move me to huge project that is already late of course and apparently since I am able to use google translate, I can now defeat time, let the travelling begin. - face palm 4 - I start on the project and they love me on it as they can see major progress however poland was knocking on the door again, they need a whole chunk of work done. I can’t leave the bigger project, so it was decided that the new guy on Monday will start his polish lessons - he has no idea, probably excited to start a new job, meanwhile a shit storm is being prepared for him.
Monday comes, hello x - meet the team, team meets x
Manager - please join our meeting.
I join the meeting, the manager tells me to assist the new dev to get set up.
Me: Sure, did you tell him about he site?
Manager: Yes, I told him you knocked it out the park and now we just need to keep going
Me: in my head (hmm… that’s not what I was asking but cool I guess he will see soon enough -internal face palm 5 - ) New dev is setup, he looks at the project, I am ask him if he is good after like an hour he is like yeah all good. But his face is pink so I figured, no brother man is not okay. But I let him be and give him space.
Lunch time comes, he heads out for lunch. 1hr 15mins later, project manager is like, is the new dude still at lunch.
We are all like yeah probably. 2hrs pass 3hrs pass Now we are like okay maybe something happened to him, hit by a car? Emergency? Something… So I am legit worried now, I ask the manager to maybe give him a ring. Manager tries to call. NOTHING, no response. nada.
Next day, 8am, 9am, 10am no sign of the dude. I go to the manager, ask him what’s up. Manager: he is okay. However he said he is not coming back.7 -
So today I decided to change the passwords on some online accounts...
Sony: "Don't use the same symbol twice in a row. Oh, and how about 4 reset emails because the first 3 times it won't work?"
Me: "Okay, this password meets all requirements"
Sony: "I don't believe you lol."
Twitch: "Error: Your password length must be between 8 and 40 symbols!"
Me: "But mine has 24 symbols and the password field shows a green checkbox"
Twitch: "Error: Your password length must be between 8 and 40 symbols!"
Aaaargh! Did they hire toddlers as interns or something?1 -
Biggest challenge I overcame as dev? One of many.
Avoiding a life sentence when the 'powers that be' targeted one of my libraries for the root cause of system performance issues and I didn't correct that accusation with a flame thrower.
What the accusation? What I named the library. Yep. The *name* was causing every single problem in the system.
Panorama (very, very expensive APM system at the time) identified my library in it's analysis, the calls to/from SQLServer was the bottleneck
We had one of Panorama's engineers on-site and he asked what (not the actual name) MyLibrary was and (I'll preface I did not know or involved in any of the so-called 'research') a crack team of developers+managers researched the system thoroughly and found MyLibrary was used in just about every project. I wrote the .Net 1.1 MyLibrary as a mini-ORM to simplify the execution of database code (stored procs, etc) and gracefully handle+log database exceptions (auto-logged details such as the target db, stored procedure name, parameter values, etc, everything you'd need to troubleshoot database errors). This was before Dapper and the other fancy tools used by kids these days.
By the time the news got to me, there was a team cobbled together who's only focus was to remove any/every trace of MyLibrary from the code base. Using Waterfall, they calculated it would take at least a year to remove+replace MyLibrary with the equivalent ADO.Net plumbing.
In a department wide meeting:
DeptMgr: "This day forward, no one is to use MyLibrary to access the database! It's slow, unprofessionally named, and the root cause of all the database issues."
Me: "What about MyLibrary is slow? It's excecuting standard the ADO.Net code. Only extra bit of code is the exception handling to capture the details when the exception is logged."
DeptMgr: "We've spent the last 6 weeks with the Panorama engineer and he's identified MyLibrary as the cause. Company has spent over $100,000 on this software and we have to make fact based decisions. Look at this slide ... "
<DeptMgr shows a histogram of the stacktrace, showing MyLibrary as the slowest>
Me: "You do realize that the execution time is the database call itself, not the code. In that example, the invoice call, it's the stored procedure that taking 5 seconds, not MyLibrary."
<at this point, DeptMgr is getting red-face mad>
AreaMgr: "Yes...yes...but if we stopped using MyLibrary, removing the unnecessary layers, will make the code run faster."
<typical headknodd-ers knod their heads in agreement>
Dev01: "The loading of MyLibrary takes CPU cycles away from code that supports our customers. Every CPU cycle counts."
<headknod-ding continues>
Me: "I'm really confused. Maybe I'm looking at the data wrong. On the slide where you highlighted all the bottlenecks, the histogram shows the latency is the database, I mean...it's right there, in red. Am I looking at it wrong?"
<this was meeting with 20+ other devs, mgrs, a VP, the Panorama engineer>
DeptMgr: "Yes you are! I know MyLibrary is your baby. You need to check your ego at the door and face the facts. Your MyLibrary is a failed experiment and needs to be exterminated from this system!"
Fast forward 9 months, maybe 50% of the projects updated, come across the documentation left from the Panorama. Even after the removal of MyLibrary, there was zero increases in performance. The engineer recommended DBAs start optimizing their indexes and other N+1 problems discovered. I decide to ask the developer who lead the re-write.
Me: "I see that removing MyLibrary did nothing to improve performance."
Dev: "Yes, DeptMgr was pissed. He was ready to throw the Panorama engineer out a window when he said the problems were in the database all along. Didn't you say that?"
Me: "Um, so is this re-write project dead?"
Dev: "No. Removing MyLibrary introduced all kinds of bugs. All the boilerplate ADO.Net code caused a lot of unhandled exceptions, then we had to go back and write exception handling code."
Me: "What a failure. What dipshit would think writing more code leads to less bugs?"
Dev: "I know, I know. We're so far behind schedule. We had to come up with something. I ended up writing a library to make replacing MyLibrary easier. I called it KnightRider. Like the TV show. Everyone is excited to speed up their code with KnightRider. Same method names, same exception handling. All we have to do is replace MyLibrary with KnightRider and we're done."
Me: "Won't the bottlenecks then point to KnightRider?"
Dev: "Meh, not my problem. Panorama meets primarily with the DBAs and the networking team now. I doubt we ever use Panorama to look at our C# code."
Needless to say, I was (still) pissed that they had used MyLibrary as dirty word and a scapegoat for months when they *knew* where the problems were. Pissed enough for a flamethrower? Maybe.5 -
Had mine for a few days, didn't think to post it.
Mine is a bit deep... As many of you don't know, I'm a aspireing writer. "Cyanite" is a character of my creation. She's basically a witch who plays god (a least in one of my stories). She's consitered to be a God of Mischief; Helping or hindering those she meets on a whim, purely for her own entertainment. Because of this, she is both prased and feared.
This saying essentially means that "A bad person can also do good, while still being bad." (Rather; you can't judge a person, and people are unprediactable.)
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!rant
Breaking point in System Architecture. The point where you define it is ok for the system to break if you user doesn't meets the expected threshold of intellect.
In plain words, you say "F**K it, if someone is that stupid, let the system go down"
They don't teach this in college.9 -
Thanks to devrant , now I can be one those people trying to look social in one those so called meets with personal touch where everyone is scrolling their Facebook (still)
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FML, I hate projects where managers (and other developers, too!) irrationally think that the only thing to do in the codebase is delivering new features and fulfilling change requests.
After 5 years of such approach, the code is bloated, and has hack-on-hack done against the original architecture, and management complains on the time to delivery a change, however asking them to get some time to "refactor" meets a deny every single fucking time because "we don't have budget".
Decided to leave the team. Any reason to stay there longer?7 -
So one day I come home from work and my wife meets me with a pack of these little tux-fellows!
Do I have the best wife or what!!!
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Meets a family member****
Fam.Member: Hey so what do you do now?
Me: I work with a tech company
Fam.Member: Nice. As what?
Me: Software Engineer
Fam.Member: oh IT stuff. Can you check my phone for me, it's slow now.
Me: No (then walks away sipping my drink)7 -
The story of how I got my dream job.
I was working for a company with a job I got just after graduating university. It was ok, not very exciting tech but I learned a lot by just surrounding myself with professional code monkeys. I was there for about a year when my company bought parts of another company and there was talk about people getting fired. This made me worried since I was the last one to get hired, so I started looking around for other jobs. I received this e-mail from a company saying they were looking for interns, what a coincidence! I adjusted my CV and sent it in.
--A few weeks pass--
It's Friday and I'm at a dinner party, it's 10pm and someone is calling me. I pick up and it's a recruiter from this company. I get very nervous but the alcohol helps me keep my cool, I pass the initial idiot test and they invite me for an interview. Yay!
I go to work on Monday and in a 1-on-1 and I tell my boss about the upcoming interview, he gives me a high-five :)
The interview is approaching and I'm feeling that I'm about to get sick, I refuse to believe this so I start taking a lot of medicine (painkillers, cough medicine etc.). I feel a bit better and thank the gods for medication.
--D-day--
I wake up, put on my nicest clothes and get on the train. I had one hour to spare just in case, which was well needed because the fucking train is late by 30 minutes. I'm still heavily medicated because of my ongoing fever. When I arrive I basically have to run there and somehow I manage to pick up a coffee on the way there which I devour in two seconds. I'm ready for the interview!
Some guy meets me in reception and the first thing he says is "My colleague doesn't speak our language so we'll have to speak english". This is fine, I speak good english but I was not prepared for this so it caught me off-guard and made me even more nervous. We get in and start talking. Things are going OK despite my numbed brain. I try to make eye-contact to make a good impression with the foreign engineer but he keeps staring somewhere which is making me nervous.
We get to the technical part on a whiteboard and this is where my brain decides to stop communicating. I'm presented a simple task which I'm struggling with finishing, and I feel the embarrassment coming over me. "NOOOOO THIS IS MY DREAM JOB, THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!" I'm thinking to myself. After making myself look like a complete arsehole for some time we wrap it up and just before I step out the door I say to the engineer "You should checkout my Github page, I have lots of interesting stuff there" and he says "I'll be sure to do that" but I don't believe him.
I leave the office in fury (of myself) and make my way to the train station and even though it's the middle of the day I quickly devour two beers to calm my nerves and make me feel a bit better. I was so damn disappointed in myself, I wasted the opportunity of a lifetime! I go back home to my regular (now shitty) job.
--Two days later--
I get a call from an unknown number. I pick up the phone and it's the same recruiter guy. "So how did you think it went?" he says. "To be honest, I think it went really bad", I replied. "What? Really? Because they loved you, you got the job". (this was an obvious recruiter lie) "... wat, are you sure you called the correct person?" I said and he just laughed. The day after I quit my old job the whole department gets fired - such impeccable timing.
--A few months later--
I finish my internship and they want to keep me. I'm so happy. The engineer that was in the interview works on my team. I ask him "Why did you hire me? You know as well as I do that my interview was horrible". It turns out he _did_ look at my Github profile and that's how he knew I could write code. I also heard later that for my position there was about 2000 applicants and somehow I made the interviews.
I still work there today and I couldn't be happier (Sorry for the long text).3 -
First code review ever, and it's for my job.
Guy was really nice and polite.
Even correctly guessed I don't have much experience with professional coding outside my associates degree and prior job where I was the only programmer most of the time I was there.
Said that since it works functionally and is such a small program there's nothing wrong with it if it meets our purposes ( low priority project )
Then he politely in his words 'nitpicks' 3 points and gives me ideas on how to make it more reliable and less likely to need replaced or completely refactoring in the future.
I think my first time getting code reviewed went well. And one of the things he mentioned was something I didn't know how to do and only took 20 some minutes to implement so I also learned something new from this7 -
Me buying toys:
Stranger: (coy oooo) "How old is he?"
Me: "ooh. He's turning 23 this month"
Stranger: "months?"
Me: "years."
Five minutes later in the same store meets stranger again.
Me: "Wanna come to my birthday party?"3 -
On the game front, I see so much conflicting advice. "Start getting feedback" as soon as possible. "Donnt soft launch on steam! The algol will wreck you.", "soft launch on itch to get feedback", "dont soft launch on itch!"
"Start marketing today", "focus on influencers", "get to know communities *before* you advertise", "dont get to know communities beforehand if you're just planning on self prompting", "dont self promote".
"CPM is important.", "CPA is important". Etc.
Sounds a lot like "have a bunch of money upfront." The solution is just to succeed from the start! It's so obvious. Just invent the next gta. The next facebook. Get a small loan of 50,000 dollars, or a million. Donate for a year to other kickstarter projects so people will know you and reciprocate! But also dont ebeg!
How about no. How about fuck all this advice by silver spoon assholes that didnt have to work on shoestring budgets. The advice is the equivalent of having a 300 page tonedeaf book, every page blank except page 150, where the words "fuck you. I got mine." Are printed in times new Roman, 14pt font, neatly in the center of the page.
The truth is most of the "indies" already made it in the software industry proper, before switching over. $5k kickstarter videos, with $15k marketing budgets, no doubt funded in part through their own money funneled through services that provide shell donations, because KS is being used as a glorified advertising service. People buying off steam curators for promotions, youtubers making sponsored videos without disclosing they're sponsored. Fake viralility. Fake campaigns. Predetermined success for those who could *already* afford to develop and go commercial without a publisher. And they came into the market and cannibalized the opportunity, raising the bar for everyone that wasnt them. I guess that's actually a good thing, because we wouldnt have half the amazing games we do, and the pressure to produce quality. But then I see fantastic games utterly ignored or flailing in an attempt to compete for eyeballs in an industry frequently dominated by gatekeeping marketeers and influencers, where human grace determines success or complete oblivion. And I'm just disgusted with it.
Also buy my game. Preorder NOW! And you'll get a REAL canvas bag, I'll go to like the goodwill and buy one and screen print the game logo on it or some shit. Buy the special collectors edition and get pictures of my feet. Buy the game of the year edition and get a real gasmask. Preorder now and I'll fucking suck your di k right now. No lie. Preorder the diamond edition RIGHT NOW in the next six minutes and I will send you one hundred thousand dollars in gold plated bottle caps. Limited supply. one million per customer. Offer expires soon. This is not a scam. I repeat. This is NOT a scam.
In other news I'm soft launching Atom Ranger in six months (assuming the nuclear apocalypse hasn't *actually* started by then). Its state of decay and fallout meets rimworld. Build and manage a sprawling base, resolving conflicts, exploring post apocalyptic Colorado and surrounding territories of no-mans-land. Navigate hazardous weather, radioactive terrain, collapsed bridges, dangerous rivers, and deal with cultists, bandits, slavers, and hungry cannibals. Broker peace between not just the factions outside your settlements, but within your base too. Manage conflicts, settle disputes, avert disasters, barter, scavenge, and survive in a fully dynamic world, where buildings slowly crumble, grass and trees sprout up in the road and vacant lots, fires burn out of control, and factions loot, ruin, and takeover settlements. Watch the world and the survivors in it change and survive. Help them to survive, or become a warlord and rule over the wastes.
Lets be honest. It's basically kenshi but less complicated.
If you want to volunteer to test (instead of paying to be a glorified tester, aka "alpha") let me know in the comments.
I'm currently setting up a discord and mailing list.28 -
"Let the developers consider a conceptual design,” the King said, for about the twentieth time that day._
“No, no!” said the Queen. “Tests first—design afterwards.”
“Stuff and nonsense!” said Alice loudly. “The idea of writing the tests first!”
“Hold your tongue!” said the Queen, turning purple. “How much code have you written recently, anyway?” she sneered.
“I won’t,” said the plucky little Alice. “Tests shouldn’t drive design, design should drive testing. Tests should verify that your code works as it was designed, and that it meets the customer’s requirements, too,” she added, surprised by her own insight. “And when you drive your tests from a conceptual design, you can test smarter instead of harder.”4 -
Apparently, floating point math is broken.
=SUM((2.1 - 2.0) - 0.1)
In PHP and Haskell this also happens
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https://youtube.com/watch/...
Go to 00:28
Samsung Note 9's commercial background song contains the lyrics "our house is burning"
hmm maybe thats whats gonna happen when you purchase it and it explodes in your face
Note 7 anyone?2 -
Training Google's "efficient" net b7 be like epoch 1: ETA 6 hours
I come back in the afternoon and see this:
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Announcing devRant 2.0! It is time for exciting overhaul, sponsored by our good friends at Tencent, that will bring life back to this amazing platform.
- elegant simplicity of Viber meets excellent minimalism of AWS
- custom avatars for ++ members
- exciting mini-games
- animated stickers
- ChatGPT integration for ++ members
What a time to be alive!7 -
was trying to present a project to an audience.
Apple VGA adapter got jammed.
my friend was a little too strong in pulling it out and the adapter wires got ripped out.
i see hot glue on the parts where the output wires connect to the circuit board.
yes! hot glue! now you know why it came out so easily!
i think you guys can imagine what happened to my presentation..
Thanks Apple!
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This is my first time experiencing agile development with its daily scrum meets, and I hate it already.2
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*get task assigned to me*
*complete task*
*get new task changing everything I did in the previous task*
Me: "Why is this getting completely changed? It meets the specs you sent."
PM: "Well, they took a while to approve the concept so I assumed it would be the same as the one on their current site. But now they want something different. Just change it."
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THE POINT OF SENDING FOR APPROVAL IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WAIT FOR THE APPROVAL?!2 -
I never knew that I was a good mentor at SQL , specially at PL/SQL.
I gave a task to a new member of my team, to fill 5 tables with data from other 15 tables.
I informed him well about data table info and structure. He spended about 3 days to create 25 different queries in order to fill 5 tables.
After I saw the 25 queries, I told him, that he could do it with 1 main query and 5 insert statements.
So I spended 1 hour of training, in order to build,run and explain how to create the best sql statements for this task.
(First 5 minutes)
It was looking so simple at the beginning from starting with 1 simple join, after some steps he lost my actions.
(Rest 55 minutes)
I was explained the sql statements I 've created and how Oracle works.
Now , every time he meets me, he feels so thankful for learning him all those Oracle sql tips in 1 hour.
Now he is working only with big data and he loves the sql.1 -
To those able to join us in the Netherlands:
So you want some devrant goodies? We are having a (IMO) cool event soon.
"Collab - Digital Agency meets Cloud Provider"
We will go into various topics regarding; automation, CI, cloud, experiences and maybe a few things about clusters / kubernetes.
Everyone is happy to join us for 2 talks, beers (and maybe pizza!).
Last but not least we are able to give a way various goodies including stuff from DevRant ;)
You can order the free tickets at https://eventbrite.co.uk/e/...
I hope to see some devrant people there and make sure to hit me up if you will attend!
ps. if you have question, just ask away!12 -
Whole class: makes an sql database using phpmyadmin. Simple, easy, meets the requirements
Me: fuck it. Use python with pyqt5. And Microsoft sql server Spend unnecessary hours on making repetitive functions, cause my stupid ass can't figure out how to pass more than one parameters in class methods.
All in all, it looks good. I feel like I did something, learnt something new. Took on a challenge. Its a wierdly good feeling, somewhat rewarding.5 -
Caffeine meets every criteria for being a drug:
- Alters mental state
- Addictive
- Has withdrawal symptoms
- Tolerance increases with time
If you rely on caffeine to function, statistically, you spend the majority of your waking life in caffeine crush, longing for more and more caffeine to just function normally.
Face it: you’re a drug addict. Caffeine being legal doesn’t mean it’s not a drug.
I don’t do caffeine at all. I don’t drink sodas that have caffeine, I don’t drink tea either. That’s why I’m always full of energy. Yes, caffeine withdrawal gave me a week of terrible headaches, but I pushed through, and now my life is completely transformed.24 -
BANGALORE JOKES by Bangalorean....
👉If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are, it will hit a dog or a software engineer.
While the dog may or may not have a strap around his neck, the software engineer will definitely have one ! 😜
👉In India we drive on the left of the road.
In Bangalore, we drive on what is left of the road !😜
👉Q: What is the easiest way of causing traffic accidents in Bengaluru?
A: Follow the traffic rules !😜
👉A guy is hunting for a house in Bengaluru.
Meets old lady who is a potential landlord.
Conversation goes thus:
Old lady: "Where do you work, son?"
Guy: "I work in Infosys."
Old lady: "Oh, that bus company! Sorry, we rent only to good IT people!"
It appears that Infosys operates more buses than BMTC in Bangaluru!😜
👉Bengaluru, where PG (Paying Guest) is the first business and IT, the second.😜
👉When someone says it's raining in Bengaluru, be sure to ask them which area, which lane and which road!😜
👉If a Bengalurean stops at a traffic light, others behind him stop too because :
The others conclude that he has spotted a
policeman that they themselves have not!😜
👉Bengaluru is the only city where distance is measured in units of time.😜
👉Rickshaw driver, grocery seller and common shop keeper think that you earn atleast 1 lakh per month if you are in IT sector.😜
👉Out of every 100 software engineers in Bengaluru,
90 are utterly frustrated and the rest have a gf/bf !😜or they are married.
👉Bus drivers use horns instead of brakes !😜
👉I quote: Bengaluru:
The City where more people know Java than Kannada !
👉Universal answer in Bengaluru is
"Adjust maadi!"
😜😜😜
*Power cuts are the only time the whole family assembles together and members speak to each other.
Seeing this, BESCOM has decided to have a tagline called "Connecting people by disconnecting power"!6 -
Client: Can you give me an estimate of how long this change will take?
Me: (meets with other devs for a good estimate, around 2.5 weeks, and gives to client)
Client: Great. Oh by the way we have a one week deadline.1 -
wtf is this microsoft? https://jobs.github.com/ github meets linkedin... ...did we want this feature? Wondered why a recruiter started staring all my repos... When will the harassment end from recruiters D'X2
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So we do not have an amazing internet speed. Can you imagine the dread we feel in the office when a new xcode version needs to be used to have apps be accepted by apple again. For those uninitiated: update all ios devices. Update unity to work eith newest xcode. Update to newest xcode, update mac to newest osx to actually be able to update xcode. It takes FOREVER. If this meets you at 8am, you are not building today. You are done.4
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I find it so unbelievably satisfying to see trend patterns in the client launches from the user's that use my mod. Basically, every week the number of people using it grow, but it keeps the same rhythm.
Sunday most people of the week, Monday least people of the week; then building up to Sunday every day a little more. BUT then there's Thursday where a few people are taking an early night or something.
I guess the satisfying part is just that, however, how random and unique everyone thinks that they are. In a crowd - everyone together - shows a lot of patterns and similarities.
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The convo between my friend and me back then
He: dude I heard you can code can you help me with this coding challenge on codechef
Me: bro, I try to let's check the problem
After 15-30 min we solve the question together
Then after 3 days or so he again meets me
He: do you know about Kali Linux
Me: no man not heard of Linux but what is Kali seems interesting
He: trying to hack WiFi
Me: *getting excited* bro teach me
He: I'm learning too
That day he got to know he can't hack WiFi and I got to know that my friend doesn't know jack shit about Linux, also Linux is awesome
But that moment changed my whole engineering life, I got to learn about Linux and I'm getting good at it every single day since then.
It's been 3 year since I met that fucker.
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When you see your calendar isn't filled with useless huddles and stand-up meets, which have no purpose except distracting and disrupting your flow and focus.
That's how! 😡1 -
Producer meets designer.
Monday, 10am email "new task added: implement this new feature. Priority: can wait forever"
Tuesday, 4pm email "change on task: implement this new feature. Priority: urgent, it's a must on wednesday's build"
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> Snow expected tomorrow
> Railservices declare a state of emergency
PSA for all dutchies here, check the reisplanner app
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It is the year 2451 ad and mankind rules the galaxy with a lazy iron fist. There are roughly 14,000 civilizations, comprised of just over
17,000 intelligent species on a quarter of a million earth-like
worlds. And all of them call themselves 'the galactic empire'.
No one told them that twenty planets doesn't qualify them for the title "galactic."
Well, we could rule, if we wanted to. Most of its just backwaters that no one wants anyway. It turned out that the reason no one invaded earth before was because they were too busy fighting themselves. Stupidity it appears, is not a unique human quality.That and the sex robots. Theres more of them in the galaxy than actual meatbags. Many species had taken to artificial wombs and 'vatbabies', which is exactly what they are called. Those poor bastards will carry that label for life.
We never did break light speed, but most of the rich exist in hypersleep anyway. Most of them only wake up once a year or so. There are some that only creek out of bed to check their stock portfolio. I hear there is even one trillionaire thats up and about once a century to ask if we have broken light speed yet.
Despite all the progress over the last 400 years, historians all agree about the most significant event in modern history.
The lobster went extinct two hundred years ago on earth.
Theres been riots ever since.
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In other news I'm still working on the game I guess. It's like totally the most okay indie game you'll ever play--if I ever finish it.
I put about a year of work into the NPC system, and then chatGPT came out.
After everything thats happened, at this point I may just make a game about an indie dev making a survival game, being stuck in the actual apocalypse or some weird political dysopia.
Put it on rewind, it was originally a zombie game. But at the time the market got flooded and steam sales for zombie games cratered. So I pivoted to something more along the lines of fallout. Then the flash market crashed, bunch of publishers folded, and adobe stopped support for flash (probably for the best). Then newgrounds, which I was gonna launch on for promotion (because actual marketing is expensive), ended support for flash.
Was going the route of kickstarter, and that year the KS market got flooded and the bar rose almost over night so you needed super high production quality out the gate, and a network of support you already built for months.
We had a brief nuclear war scare, and I watched the articles come out about market saturation for post-apocalypse games, so I pivoted back to zombies. Then covid happened and the entire topic was really fucked. So I went back to fallout meets rimworld. Then we had a flood of games doing that exact premise pretty much out of the fucking blue, so I went for a more single-survivor type game. Then ukraine happened and the threat of nuclear war has been slowly sapping the genre of its steam, on well, steam.
Then I was told to get a cancer screening which I can't afford. Then I broke a tooth and spent a month in agony.
Then a family member died. Then I made no money from the sale of a business I did everything to help get off the ground, then I helped renovate an entire house on short notice and sell it, then I lost two months living in a hotel
while looking for a new place to live. Then I spent two and a half years suffering low-level alcoholism, insomnia, and drifting between jobs.
Then I wrote amazing poetry. And then I rediscovered my love of math. And then I made out for the first time in over a year. And then I rediscovered my love of piano and guitar. And then I fell into severe depression for the last year. Then I made actual discoveries in math. And I learned to love my hobbies again, and jog, and not drink so much, and sing, and go on long drives, and occasional hikes, and talk to people again, and even start designing games and UIs again. And then I learned that doing amazing things without a lot of money is still possible, and then I discovered the sunk cost fallacy, and run on sentences, and how inside me there was a part of me that refused to quit because of circumstances I couldn't control, and then I learned that life goes on even when others lives have ended, even when everything and everyone never had an once of faith in you, and you've become the avatar of the bad luck brian meme..still, life goes on.
And we try to pick up the pieces, try, one more time, because the climb, and the fall, and the getting back up, is all there is.
What I would recommend, if you're thinking of making a game, or becoming an independent game developer, is, unless you have a *lot* of money upfront (think 50-100k saved, minimum, like one years income *bare* minimum), and unless you already have a full decade in the industry--don't make a game.
Just don't.14 -
Just needing somewhere to let some steam off
Tl;dr: perfectly fine commandline system is replaced by bad ui system because it has a ui.
For a while now we have had a development k8s cluster for the dev team. Using helm as composing framework everything worked perfectly via the console. Being able to quickly test new code to existing apps, and even deploy new (and even third party apps) on a simar-to-production system was a breeze.
Introducing Rancher
We are now required to commit every helm configuration change to a git repository and merge to master (master is used on dev and prod) before even being able to test the the configuration change, as the package is not created until after the merge is completed.
Rolling out new tags now also requires a VCS change as you have to point to the docker image version within a file.
As we now have this awesome new system, the ops didn't see a reason to give us access to kubectl. So the dev team is stuck with a ui, but this should give the dev team more flexibility and independence, and more people from the team can roll releases.
Back to reality: since the new system we have hogged more time from ops than we have done in a while, everyone needs to learn a new unintuitive tool, and the funny thing, only a few people can actually accept VCS changes as it impacts dev and prod. So the entire reason this was done, so it is reachable to more people, is out the window.3 -
Day 1 of a new semester in college. Our 50 yr old H.O.D is a guest lecturer of this new subject called "Industrial Management" (why its included in the syllabus of CSE degree i wonder) . As there were only 6 students , the guy went on like a drunkard telling life lessons :
1) only 20% of the people in a company are only working. Rest 80% of them are just using sugar coated words at the right place ; doing politics and taking credits of the others .
2) those 80% getting benefits are usually the bosses (and in his example, the senior deans and H.O.Ds buttering the administrative dept and director ) and the hardworking 20% are the Juniors or the new joiners ( and in his example, the latest recruited ,honest teachers. Makes sense why we have shitty teachers :/ ). They altogether make sucesses to the company(although its just those 20%hardworkers doing the actual job) . But at the time of salary everybody gets the benfit.
3) Its always perfect to throw blames at senior or junior. (explaining how a parent complaining about the poor study environment to director is made to think that it's only the fault of his own child. blames going from director to dean to HOD to teachers to your own child's mistakes.)
4) Being your boss's favourite is super important. He gave example as : 2 teachers meets him with 100% results and 100% reviews. One of them is a known asshole with 0 knowledge, who makes jokes and sexist comments during the class, gives free attendence and question papers before the exam{therefore 100%reviews} . But he is dean's great ass-licker . The other one is honest hard-working teacher with real reviews and results. So he says he shows their combine results to the director along with his own buttering and ass licking, gets a hike himself and permit to give hije to one junior teacher. And who would it give hike to? The ass licking asshole, because that's how it works. What about the honest teacher?what reply would he get? Simply, appreciations and sugar coated words : "thank you for working so hard. But you did not do anything new. You were only hired to DO hardwork and give good results"
( and i was like fuck? Like seriously? Because that is something resonating with what i once heard in my internship :"yeah you are developing nice and all good, but that's what you are expected to do. You were only hired to achieve results, and you did nothing new". So that's what we are missing? Ass licking?-_- )
5) He believed its important to "look working" than being "actually working" . Quoting an example from his days as a dev, he told a story about how he once worked on a project with deadline of 1 month . He was young and worked hard and in 2 days completed the complete project and accidentally reported success to boss instead of his seniors. The boss simply congratulated his team(seniors and him) and assigned them another project. Later that day , he got an ass-wipe scolding from his seniors that if he had kept his mouth shut, they would have simply watched movies and relax for next 15 days, and submit the project during the salary time to gain bonus attention.
He even gave his short mantra or principle for such situation "kaam ki fickar kar, fickar ka zickar kar, par kaam mat kar " (get worried and tensed about the work. Display your tention and worries to the world (esp bosses) . But don't work.)
And there were many other short stories like that.
Mann, i was about to shout " you corrupt asshole ", but one thing He just told us about the importance of being in boss's good books made me stop ( nd he is a fucking HOD, senior to teachers)
But hell he told some relatable truths. Make me sad about the job life.
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Ok, so I know that in PHP, psr2-4 are good for making sure your code meets a good standard, but I'm somebody who did most of that rules with minor differences without thinking 10 years before they were created and when somebody points out that my code isnt psr compliant because i wrote
if($something === 0){…}
Instead of
if ($something === 0) {…}
I get fucking angry....2 -
Seen some screenshots of Notion. It's like airtable meets wiki, without dealing with markup.
It's very clean, and their use of templates is very intuitive, as is creating new templates.
Their offerings, even for new users, are also very generous.
Anyone used notion and if so, what did you think of it?3 -
Not dev, but a perf-eng confidence boost.
Our company was hired by a client to onboard perf-testing process and do some perf-related go-live stuff. Basically, make sure the app meets the SLAs.
Our company mobilized some internal resources for the task. The had 3-4 months. 2 months later they realized they won't pull it off. What a shame...
When the threat of dropping the ball and losing the client and recommendations became very real, they engaged us. Half the time, half the resources, a worried and annoyed client who now wants to control the whole initiative.
During the first 2 meetings we get the general idea of what they have, what they want. We take some time to prepare a plan to make it on time. The client argues our plan, mostly because one of the main points was mocking downstream dependencies [integrations]. He asks, then demands to do it all with live integrations. We explain why this is an incredible risk and why we should do it the proposed way. He disagrees.
Alright then... Maybe he knows smth we don't. Let's do it the risky way...
A month later test results are far from the target. I did my best with app de-bottlenecking and fine-tuning. But since the live integrations do not deliver, they hide other bottlenecks. The initiative is stuck.
Finally, the client agrees to do it with mocking. But now there's no time left as it will take almost a month to prepare mocks...
The client agrees we should have done it our way from the start. They postpone the go-live and we carry out our testing and tuning the right way.
That was one expensive and long "I told you so". But it boosted our [perf team's] confidence to the top and beyond :)
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Any other IT company is like:
* Task -> Designer -> Markup coder -> Backend -> Finish
Our IT company:
Act I: "Art of setting up contact with idiots".
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Items:
*Cave scripts (aka "typical task")
Designer: -- "DAFUQ?"
Customer: *gives another interpretation*
Designer: -- "Erm... really? White text on white background?"
Customer: -- "Make a decision by yourself. I was expecting much more independence from you. You are an expert after all."
Designer: -- "Well. I'm making decision by myself. The text will be placed *here* and will be gray-colored, because *bla-bla-bla*"
Customer: -- "I disagree."
Designer: *1 hour of silence later* -- "Well...k."
Act II: "Design meets ar(u)tist"
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Items:
*Something, that was drawn by dumb kid while smashing his own head against desk. (PSD layout)
* Salt (to pour it on open wounds)
Designer: -- "I'm seeing this task *this way*"
Markup: -- "And how do u think i should get this done? Have you even seen what you made?? This is bullshit!"
Designer: -- "It's not bullshit! It's a sci-fi themed layout!"
Markup: -- "With gameplay elements and graphics from Alien Shooter??"
Designer: -- "Well, I don't care." *brings new edits and changes*
Markup: -- "????"
Designer: *smug face* -- "!!!"
Act III (7 days later, 9 hours till deadline): "Short story about boy, who was trying to hang himself, but instead fell out from window."
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Items:
*Markup, smelling like it went through hell and back (x1)
* Markup coder with fried butt (x1)
Backend: -- "What. Is. THAT?"
Markup: -- "It's a work we should complete in 9 hours."
Backend: -- "WE?? I know u mean me, but that's a nightmare. What the f*ck were you doing all this time?"
Markup: -- "Well..." *finds out that he was only watching films and sleeping* "I was making this thing up..."
Backend: -- "You mean "f*cking" *this* thing "up"?"
Markup: -- "Not without it"
(*3 hours of edits and changes of color from white to white later*)
Backend: -- "Well, let's do this."
*Picks PHP and tries to bundle it up with MongoDB. After some time tries to rewrite everything to JS and starts shouting something like "F***CK" and looking for window to walk through. Figures out that he is on first floor. And that he is too lazy to go upstairs*
Act IV (3 days after deadline): "Pain and misery":
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Items:
*Something covered with insul(t)ating tape. (Final product)
Customer: -- "Really?"
Team: -- "Kinda."
Customer: -- "Well, thanks for your work anyway. It feels like it's going to disassemble right in my hands but it just works. Oh, also, you didnt made this in time, so your payment will be over9000 times lower. That's all"
Backend, on fluids: -- "Well...yeah..."
Markup: -- "Don't look at me like that. I really was doing my job."
Designer, with twitching eye: -- "Huh, I see. You worked so hard that we have nothing to eat now. Thanks for that."
Backend: ...
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A dev life in Queen songs:
„A Kind of Magic“ - Build successful
„A Winter’s Tale“ - Key Account Manager visits customer
„Action This Day“ - Release day
„All Dead, All Dead“ - System down
„Another One Bites the Dust“ - kill -9 4711
„Breakthru“ - 10 hour debuging session
„Chinese Torture“ - Microsft Office
„Coming Soon“ - Client asks for delivery date
„Dead on Time“ - shutdown -t 10
„Doing All Right“ - How's the progress on the new feature?
„Don’t Lose Your Head“ - git push -f
„Don’t Stop Me Now“ - In the zone
„Escape from the Swamp“ - Hand in resignation letter
„Forever“ - while(1)
„Friends Will Be Friends“ - friend class Vector;
„Get Down, Make Love“ - No rule to make target "Love"
„Hammer to Fall“ - Release day
„Hang on in There“ - 2 weeks until release
„I Can’t Live With You“- Microsoft
„I Go Crazy“ - Microsoft
„I Want It All“ - Google
„I Want to Break Free“ - free( (void*) 0xDEADBEEF );
„I’m Going Slightly Mad“ - Impossible feature requested
„If You Can’t Beat Them“ - Impossible feature promised by sales
„In Only Seven Days“ - Impossible feature ordered
„Is This the World We Created...?“ - Philosphic moments
„It’s a Beautiful Day“ - Weekend
„It’s a Hard Life“ - Weekday
„It’s Late“ - Deadline was last week
„Jesus“ - WTF?
„Keep Passing the Open Windows“ - Interprocess communication
„Keep Yourself Alive“ - Daily struggle
„Leaving Home Ain’t Easy“ - Time to get up and go to work
„Let Me Entertain You“ - Sales meets customer
„Liar“ - Sales
„Long Away“ - Project start
„Loser in the End“ - Dev
„Lost Opportunity“ - Job ad
„Love of My Life“ - emacs/vim
„Machines“ - Computer
„Made in Heaven“ - git
„Misfire“ - Unhandled exception at Memory location 0xDEADBEEF
„My Life Has Been Saved“ - Google drive/Facebook
„New York, New York“ - Meeting at customer
„No-One But You“ - Bus factor = 1
„Now I’m Here“ - Morning rush hour
„One Vision“ - Management goals
„Pain Is So Close to Pleasure“ - NullPointerExcption
„Party“ - Delivery completed
„Play the Game“ - Customer meeting inhous -
„Put Out the Fire“ - Support hotline
„Radio Ga Ga“ - GSM/GPRS/UMTS/LTE/5G
„Ride the Wild Wind“ - Arch Linux
„Rock It“ - Linux
„Save Me“ - CTRL-S/CTRL-Z
„See What a Fool I’ve Been“ - git blame
„Sheer Heart Attack“ - rm -rf /
„Staying Power“- UPS
„Stealin’“ - Stack Overflow
„The Miracle“ - It works
„The Night Comes Down“ - It doesn't work
„The Show Must Go On“ - Project cancelled
„There Must Be More to Life Than This“ - Philosophic moments
„These Are the Days of Our Lives“ - Daily routine
„Under Pressure“ - 1 day until release
„Was It All Worth It“ - Controlling
„We Are the Champions“ - Release finished
„We Will Rock You“ - Sales at customer
„Who Needs You“ - HR
„You Don’t Fool Me“ - Debugging session
„You Take My Breath Away“ - rm -rf /
„You’re My Best Friend“ - emacs/vim4 -
Having an Active Noise-Cancelling headset is a gift to a Software Developer. Concentrated engineering in any noisy environment.
The dawn of a new generation in luxury personal equipment.
The ANC headset is a premium lightweight, high-performance headset that meets the demands of the new generation of upper-income urban software developers.
The ANC has the conveniences of earplugs, a wireless communications device, and a device without wires.
Muting power is a matter of convenience with the ANC headset.12 -
One of the big ISP/entertainment companies dug up the roads a few months back and laid fibre optic cables (cutting through a power cable in the process but that's another story).
Recently had someone turn up at my door to chat about their services. All sounded very good, I took a card and gave it some thought and did some research.
So, it'd be a little cheaper than my current provider (FTTC setup). It'd be faster for downloads, slightly slower for uploads (I want fast upload). IPv6 is only on their business packages. I use IPv6 a lot. I also have several static IPv4 addresses.
It would involve getting a cable in to where my equipment rack is, and one to where the TV is (which I spent ages building a TV unit with power, network etc.)
To record/watch TV in another room with their service, I'd need to pay extra. The service just provides HD channels that I can already get, unless I pay more. At the moment I have MythTV handling all the recording of TV shows I want, and Kodi to play them back on different TVs, via CAT6 I spent ages installing into the walls.
Then there's the uncertainty of how nicely their equipment will play with my relatively complicated setup.
I decided, it isn't worth it really for me. I would have to change a load of stuff just to end up with what I already have... But with more limitations.
Anyway, the guy turned up again a few days later, I told him of my decision and away he went.
Since then I have been visited by 2 other employees of this company to try to sell me the service.
It is probably great and convenient if you are not like me and DIY all your home network and media distribution setup...
Also the ISP I'm with is quite small. They are very knowledgeable and friendly and I can get through to someone quickly if i phone. What I use meets my needs, so I prefer to support the smaller company in this case. -
Copy/Paste to/from multiple clipboards in Windows - https://github.com/Matts/AltCopy
I've always had the issue when refactoring code, I am wanting to "copy on cut", or just having two clipboards to use separately.
I am not sure if anyone has ever had this issue before, and so am also not sure if anyone has ever created a solution it. So I took 10 minutes and made a AutoHotkey script to solve it.
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Have you ever thought to send a security code to the email the user put in the sign up form just to say him later "the password must contains at least 8 characters, etc." and ask him to fill the form again from scratch?
Who is so dumb to put the input check in this order? Honeywell.
- The email is correct?
- Ok, send a code and ask to confirm it
- The password meets the requirements?
- No, ask to confirm the email again just for fun.
I'll just ignore the waste of server resources to send N * Number of users emails for no reason.2 -
I love it when a safety feature meets an edge case.
I was driving along the highway, with adaptive cruise control on. There were cars in front of me and also behind me.
The car ahead of me set his turn indicator to the right and was decelerating for the exit ramp.
All good, heart rate 60bpm, there was plenty of space to get passed...
Suddenly, my car was like "PANIC, PANIC, EMERGENCY, BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE!!" And some automagic emergency brake triggered.
And I was like, "WHAAATT THEE FUUU...."
You cannot make these random emergency stops when a car is trailing your ass at high speed.
Yeah, it was something with the radar and the car fluctuating in front but anyway, nice feature.5 -
i have an idea today for find job as Junior:
First of all, startups usually hire senior devs only for two reasons:
1) is critical to their business, they need people that will ensure the project will be done no matter what, seniors usually brings that to the table.
2) The startups that raise some founding, usually have 100k+ raised, that money is basically enough for hire Seniors for some time without troubles, taking into account they will usually be highly profitable in the mid term, it is not a big deal to take the risk
Today startups, at least the most interesting ones, play the game in God Mode due to that founds raising, it is like having a max level character in some MMO with insane amounts of gold, you will buy only the best gear with that gold, not the low level gear, why you want to buy low level stuff, if you can buy the best of the best? that is why Juniors are not likely to have a place in startups, they can pay the Seniors.
But, there a situation in what an startup will wish to hire some Juniors, this is situation is, when they have never raised founds, they have no Cheat Mode, this ones are usually startups that have just few weeks or months of being created, and they need the MVP ASAP, this startups usually already have one or two Mid/Senior level engineers, but they have a very highly benefit from having a Junior in their team, this guy will no take any part in the Cake, will only work for lot less money and will discharge some stuff from the Seniors (Taking into account that is a minimum competent Junior).
Here is where Juniors can get jobs, at least for start their careers, and taking into account that thousands of new startups are created every year, this is a major market.
Ok, i already test that this approach if viable, i send requests to 5 startups that meets the conditions, and got response from 4! still not make a deal, but this is a lot more than 0 response after 2 dozen of applications to more stablished startups.
What you think about this? maybe this is just the jobless syndrome attacking me fuck8 -
So I noticed quite a lot of South Africans on DevRant and I thought to myself that it might be great to meet a couple of you! If you're keen, join the Unofficial "DevRant Meets" server on Discord. If you think your country can also benefit from a channel, just pop me a message on Discord, then I'll just add a channel for your country :) https://discord.gg/P6kafcj2
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Making an efficient design foe large scale is way harder than what meets the eye.
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In the mid-2010s, we barely had any apps in our native language and popular coupon and review sites were lackluster in our neck of the woods.
So me and some old uni colleagues got together to make a WhatsApp based "wtf is going on right now and right around here"
think Groupon meets yelp meets Google maps meet trending topics. The idea was that local business would post deals and events and people would comment on it giving stars on real time, with geolocation. So you could see what was going on right next to you, and business owners only needed WhatsApp installed to post new topics.
We... failed to go viral. That simple. Things get frustrating when infinite no-questions-asked venture capital is not available.
Then me and the other founders got very lucrative jobs in former British colonies and that was it.
This idea might still work nowadays, but it would be reeeealy hard to navigate around Whatsapp's terms of service.
Good luck to anyone who might want to try.3 -
nested ternary operators
like/dislike?
I used to hate them cuz I would have to break them apart just to understand them, but now I use ternary operators so much, nesting at least one level is ok for me.
but i'm the only person that reads my code, what's the concensus.. nesting one level bad?
I wouldn't want someone reviewing my code if they couldn't wrap their head around a simple ternary, so if only myself or people more experienced than myself will ever read them, then fuck it, i'm using them10 -
Is this really android 12? My phone is stuck at android 9, and I'm using simulator to test an app but wtf is this? its like the cheap copy of an iPhone settings :S
What is this even the stretching when we hit edge of scroll :S
This thing looks like when Windows Phone meets iOS
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> checking it once
> checking it twice
> on production it still fails in front of our eyes
> programmers are coming back to the office -
Program: Meets a critical bug, potentially crashing the whole system.
Administrator: Presses the "Emergency stop" button.
Emergency stop program: Meets a critical bug in itself.
Admin: X . X -
I like to say programming is the art of "creative logic". Much like architecture has an aesthetic to consider or cooking has well-defined procedures with greatly varying inputs and outputs, there has to be room for creativity, be it at the planning stage or during wild improvisation sessions.
Without that creative aspect, software development sounds dreary to me.
Where science meets art is where the magic happens.
If only the artists shared this view and actually took an interest in the technical side...1 -
When you code for a long time nonstop, say 2hrs+, do you remember exactly what you did, other then it now works and meets all the requirements?3
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Dell SupportAssist.
- notifies me of 20 pending updates, 5 of them are urgent
- clicks update all
- page says validating
- left computer on overnight
- page is still stuck at validating
Thank you Dell!2 -
It is with great pleasure that I announce I have just been appointed the CEO of Garalina.
With all those amazing people we have on board, we as a company will carry on delivering what we do best — the entertainment meets therapy. With your support, we can evolve and extend our reach way beyond the select few families we had a pleasure to work with.
Stay tuned!5 -
i don't understand what would be termed as "relaxing" for me.
when i was in college , i watched a lot of movies on romance, bromance and friendship. being from a very angry , isolated family with bitter relationships from relatives, we had almost 0 people to interact with.
i personnally was also very different from society and struggled making friends.
as of now i did have somewhat come over this problem and have a good number of "known people" (atleast 500+) that i can categorise into'
- A just people with whom i shared a situation( college, office, tutions)
-B people with whom i have spent my free times in those situations (aka friends, and free time = lunch breaks, seat sharing, projects with them, etc)
-C people with whom i spent some time willingly( aka close friends from college, tutions and home, with whom i played cricket, went on partying/touring places , etc)
-D people whom i liked but never got a love back( aka girls to whom i told i like them. they mostly belonged to category C but eventually went to category A)
previously the category C people were special for me and i would weave my life around them. like all those bromance and friendship movies? these are the guys with whom i would do that. world tours and awesome weird shit? these people will be their in the pic... i would wish them on birthdays, i will call them every few days, go meet with them , have a bite, plan trips, movies , etc...
but today i feel am so done with everyone. i feel like everyone is so fake and forgetful, no one is worth my attention. i can easily forget wishing them birthdays or calling/meeting them every few weeks, because i don't want to or care about it.
friendship , from what i have realised, is just a means of dealing with a task in a group. it just provides a herd immunity and herd advantage . and once you learn how to survive alone, you don't really see a point in it. after coming out of college i was alone in the world, as my friends were from different fields. before college, i thought these were the guys with whom we will be living as F.R.I.E.N.D.S, not just in terms of relation, but rather in a symbiotic way: each one helping each other.
today, i feel criingy just thinking about it.
no friend will remember you for more than a year if you die now. everyone will move on. and in the struggling phase that me and my friends are right now (20-30s), we don't even need to die to forget our friendships.
my so called friends have wished me less on my birthdays than the lifeless apps i have on my phone.
so neither i am expecting someone to do something for me, nor do i think i want to do anything with anyone
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so back to the problem, i don't know how will i find some relax or meaningful time anymore.
i am always up for trips and one of the first person to say yes to plans.
once upon a time i had this realisation that in a trip, we can enjoy 3 things:
1. the people with whom we are
2. the place we are visiting : the locals, the foods, the nature
3. the mode of travel : car on highways, bikes or flights above the clouds , or some memorable train journeys, etc.
but lately so even that seems to be not working out.
- the people are shit
- places feel like somewhat same everywhere . it's either : rocks/mountains or snow or water or buildings and population. it's just a temporary change of scenary and doesn't really gives a feeling of peace. same for mode of transport.
if i rule the going out part, the things that remains is to enjoying your job, home family and daily life. that i do , but that's the thing that creates an environment of "bored-out"-ism in my mind.
i don't know what i am looking for. the only thing i have not experienced is that class D of people. to have a token of faith/respect/appreciation/love from a non blood related person. to have someone with home i will not feel "bored out" when am planning a journey with them.
mathematically , it seems so far fetched and crazily impossible. like if get bored out and loose trust on people whom i shared most of my life after 50-60 meets, how can i be not bored, and be unhappy with a person to whom i have to see each day?
but since this happens for most of the couples, i will say the mind is the biggest and the most fantasizing mystery of human body ❤️ 💔6 -
Hopefully this meets the requirements for this time of post.
In my day job I spend my life working with .Net and MSSQL.
To do something different I’ve decided to sit down and properly learn PHP in my spare time.
I’d like to do this properly, can anyone recommend good up to date tutorials?
I’ve downloaded a couple of books, but the majority of the online stuff seems to be fairly old so PHP 5.6 rather than PHP 73 -
humpty dumpty goes for a walk
humpty dumpty walks into the forest where he meets The Lobe
humpty dumpty feels an emotion that isn't invented yet.
“Ƶ͠Ͼ҉ΔǁƼϢΞ҉͘Ͼ́҉Ƽ̶Ξ͠ǁ͘͠Ƶ̵́Δ҉̵̀Ξ͠҉́Δ́͠ϴ̀҉,” — says humpty dumpty.1 -
When you are leading in updating a product to the latest version of a framework, what allows the integration of webpack into it, and so also allows the usage of babel, what allows the usage of ES6 syntax.
And now everyone in the company started calling the "new javascript codes" a part of the framework, even though i explained multiple times how it works.1 -
Dug up decrepit FSF code from 2001 from a random Apple FTP that was indexed online, throw into toolchain from 2004 that doesn't provide extensions, and it fucking worked.
This was last week.
I don't know how the fuck DOS programs are still made for the original machines, the only decent toolchain is DJGPP but it needs 32-bit DOS extenders and a Pentium 3 with 128MB RAM minimum to run anything compiled with it, which sure as shit doesn't target appropriate DOS hardware (which is, on average, prolly a 386 with 4MB of RAM or so, considering most hardware still running meets DOOM minimum spec?)2 -
Game-devs I have a question:
What's is a regular or recommend workflow when developing a game that has a good/elaborated background story.
Let's say you are developing a game like Metal Gear or Resident Evil.
Where does the writing of the story get in? At the beginning? Your write the whole story or at list the majority of it before putting the game together?
And what's the writing style for a videogame story? You write it like a book? Or is more specific for a game?
I mean, your character Jason meets a boss and fights it: do you write: "Jasons finds evil genius hideout and meets him" or instead "the player gets to the boss and the fight starts"?
Sorry for the long question.6 -
Whenever I read a rant or whatever about a dev girl...I automatically think of that Seinfeld episode where George meets that deaf girl...
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most satisfying bug fix = getting Android MediaPlayer to PAUSE AUDIO PLAYBACK WHEN IM NOT INSIDE THE ACTIVITY
gosh how many of you here have experienced this before1 -
How I wish my job interviews would end like this:
HR: "So, we're looking for a developer with experience in Nuxt.js. Can you tell us about your experience with that framework?"
Developer: "Honestly, I'm not very familiar with Nuxt.js. But I have a lot of experience with Vue.js, which Nuxt.js is built on top of."
HR: "Oh, well that's just fantastic. So you're telling me that we're supposed to hire someone who doesn't know the most important part of our stack? How hilarious!"
Developer: "Look, I understand that Nuxt.js is important to your team. But I'm a quick learner, and I'm confident that I can pick it up quickly."
HR: "Oh, I'm sure you are. I mean, it's not like Nuxt.js is a completely different framework or anything. You can just magically learn it overnight, right?"
Developer: "I never said it would be easy, but I'm willing to put in the work to learn it. My experience with Vue.js and JavaScript is still valuable, and I think I could make a positive contribution to your team."
HR: "Oh, I'm sure you could. I mean, it's not like there's a million other developers out there who already know Nuxt.js. We might as well just hire someone who doesn't know anything and hope for the best, right?"
Developer: "Okay, that's enough. I get it, you're not interested in my skills. But maybe you should consider the fact that your job description didn't even mention Nuxt.js as a requirement. If it was so important, you should have made that clear from the beginning."
HR: "Oh, don't get angry. We're just trying to find the best candidate for the job. And clearly, that's not you."
Developer: "Fine. I don't need this kind of attitude from someone who doesn't even know the difference between Vue.js and Nuxt.js. Good luck finding someone who meets your impossible standards."
HR: "Yeah, good luck to you too. I'm sure you'll find a job where you don't have to learn anything new or challenging."
Developer: "At least I'll be working with people who appreciate my skills and experience."
HR: "Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your arrogance."
Developer: "You know what? I don't need this. I'm out of here."
HR: "Wait, wait, wait. Don't be like that. We were just having a little bit of fun. You know, trying to lighten the mood."
Developer: "I don't think it's funny to belittle someone for not knowing everything. And I don't appreciate being treated like I'm not good enough just because I haven't used Nuxt.js before."
HR: "Okay, okay. You're right. We shouldn't have been so hard on you. But the truth is, we really do need someone who knows Nuxt.js. We can't afford to waste time on training someone who doesn't know the technology."
Developer: "I understand that, but I'm willing to learn. And I think my experience with Vue.js and JavaScript could still be valuable to your team."
HR: "You know what? You're right. We've been looking for someone with Nuxt.js experience for so long that we forgot to consider other skills and experience. We'd like to offer you the job."
Developer: "Really? Are you serious?"
HR: "Yes, really. We think you'd be a great fit for our team, and we're willing to provide you with the training you need to get up to speed on Nuxt.js. So, what do you say? Are you interested?"
Developer: "Yes, I'm definitely interested. Thank you for giving me a chance."
HR: "No problem. We're excited to have you on board. Welcome to the team!"4 -
what is life if not an eventual step towards sadness?
i have been working professionally in wfh setup since 2020 nd have seen my dad work as a businessman for 20 years , then a fulltime wfo job employee for 5 years. i have been a wfo*(hybrid) employee for last 2 months as this is my first wfo job.
everywhere i go, i am told that the "work-life during covid is a lie, a mere anomaly in otherwise horrific work lifestyles" .
let's consider 3 lifestyles.
1. a software engineer graduated in 2023 and starting his first fulltime office job.
- guy goes to office everyday, travels for 2 hours, changes between a metro , rickshaw nd physical walk, works 9 hours in office, again travels b/w different modes for 2 hours to reach back home, have his dinner, watches some videos nd goes to sleep.
- in office there is no one happy, everyone is either bitching about or buttering someone.
- later he moves naar to office in a rented flat and his travel time is replaced by daily chores, like washjng clothes , cleaning home, stockings supllies and cooking etc.
- life goes on. he eventually starts making some assets (home appliances, car, home etc) and starts saving money. he also gets into relationship , then marriage happens, then kids come. the office days are full of office for all nd weekdays remain source of fun and entertainment for all. kids grow, move out and do the same thing over. death
>> souce of sadness :a monotonous life with no time for happiness in everyday life. he even meets more sad people everyday who are again just bitching, cribbing and lamenting
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2. a small scale car mechanic with 2 labour.
- almost same life, just a bit more pressure, as he not only has to make sure that his employees are giving him enough output for their income, he also has to ensure that the business keeps running and generating revenues.
for him, their are no time shifts , he needs to ensure the shop door opens at 9am and closes at 9pm for business, while ensuring all the stocks remain available , revenue and sales are documented and business dealings are done. fuck the family fuck the food, fuck the home, he would sleep in his shop if needed and his future family would be just their to unfuck/provide these ignored essentials.
>>> source of happiness : no time/people to emjoy life
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3. a social media influenza/motivational speaker : these guy hates himself from day 1 . they know they are just a fluke and even though they say they are "not working", they are pulling all the legs to keep their revenue source running : sending posts on trendy things asap, cold mailing, begging for sponserships, publishing content asap.. not sure if a single person exosts who has been a happy social media influenza for last 30 years.
>>> source of sadness : unsatisfactory work, delusional life
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so what the fuck is wrong with life. i have a board that says "make dotenvironment @64 proud" . i am 24 and following the path of guy 1 in above post. i can prob make myself a proud man by 64 but how can i make myself a "man who lived a happy life" by 64?2 -
Somebody forgot to correctly match the external url on login success and failure, now google may use my cookies for the better good.
https://symfony.com/blog/...
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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is that question?
So, which platform are you working on?1 -
Jesus God. This feels kind of tacky!
(Yes, I use "thee" and "thou", as well as the "-st" suffix. They maximise the clarity of statements.)
People who resemble me are rare, but I intend to form with someone who is extraordinarily similar to me an alliance. Because I have failed to locate anyone who meets my criteria by simply performing on-line searches for people who bear a resemblance to me, I am publicising this document.
I have an unusually dry sense of humour, one which is dry to the extent of often being interpreted as being extremely malevolent. I am a polymath who studies ornithology, various fields of computer science, electrical engineering, mechanical engineering, general biology, neurology, physics, mathematics, and various other things. I am more than capable of withholding from others information, i.e., I am capable of keeping a secret. Being politically correct is hardly an act of which I am guilty, and, in order to provide an example of my politically-incorrect nature, I cite in this sentence my being a eugenicist. I am the servant of the birds. I greatly appreciate the breed of philosophy which concerns interactions and general wisdom, as opposed to questioning the purpose of existence and otherwise ultimately unimportant things. I have been described as being paranoid about security. I do not in the slightest like meaningless crap, e.g., art. I often venture in an attempt to shoot tiny birds, because I adore them and wish to develop a greater understanding of them. I am proficient with most computer systems when a manual is available to me. This was a small assortment of pieces of information concerning me which could be used as a method of judging whether or not thou art similar to me.
Thou art, however, required to possess some specific qualities, which include being able to maintain confidentiality, i.e., not being a whistle-blower or anything similar. In addition to this, consciously believing that logical reasoning is better than emotionally-based thinking, and thou needest to be capable of properly utilizing resources which are available on-line, e.g., Encyclopedia Britannica. I also demand that thou writest coherent English sentences.
If thou believest that thou bearest some resemblances to me, please send to me an e-mail which describes thee and is encrypted with the PGP public key which is available at the following URL: http://raw.github.com/varikvalefor/.... I can be reached at varikvalefor@aol.com.16 -
So I love what Apple is doing with the new Macs, great hardware, streamlined optimization, blistering performance.....great stuff.
But here's the thing. I think I'm gonna get a ThinkPad and just install fedora on it. It's far cheaper and outside of only going up to 16GB of ram it meets all my needs.
But between you and I a big factor in why I'm finding it hard to go Mac is the system settings. Like why is it like that? Why when I click something a separate window opens.....odd.6 -
So I’ve been recording the same project into dr who bullshit meets the invasion of the body snatchers
If I were sleeping and motivated to finish something some bastardized people would steal it would be so simple to keep progressing through it and it would be contributed allowing people to write their implementations to parse and index Gis formats and integrate a lot of valuable data regarding travel and survivable conditions
Except for all the above mentioned bs which cuts my goddamn motivation down to next to nothing
And no one else seems to see a problem with this across the goddamn board because the pods already sucker their innards out13 -
Goals, "debug all test issues in time"
WTF, when I started this recently there were close to 200 issues because this was never tested, I've got it down to a little over a hundred, define "all" and "in time".
Not sure if I should say something or just let the numbers speak whenever wishful thinking meets reality.
Maybe I'm just very touchy.1 -
PAGE BREAK AFTER IS FUCKED UP. FML
ok guys, if you have any recommendation or alternative to page-break-after, please let me know. im desperately in need of a goddamn solution.
heres my problem, ive got a table, inside the table is the tbody, now i only want two rows to be displayed in each page (im doing html for pdf docs). so what ive been trying to do is adding <tr class="display:block;page-break-after: always !important"> whenever it meets the condition (rowCount%2!=0).
Ive been trying to figure this out for the last 12 fucking hours. cheesus fucking crust. ik this isnt stackoverflow but stack hasnt really been helpful as well :( FML6 -
Sometimes while writing software / consulting I feel like house md. Not always am I right the first time, but this is often due to me looking at the wrong thing. But at the end of the day I am able to give advice that may be seen absurd but usually is correct.
(tip: it's never lupus, what is quite right because code is code)1 -
I think there are some very scary thoughts behind what would happen if you went full on deep fake meets max headroom eg people you wondered if they existed
As there are and were some really sick fucks in this world which would really get off on that kind of headlock.
And were in fact when I was younger
God I'm sick of temporary people and mimics and sickos wasting my time and effort -
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Unlike other large construction companies, Black Sheep Construction LLC offers a personalized approach to every project. We take the time to understand your specific needs, goals, and preferences, tailoring our services to meet your individual requirements. We work closely with you to ensure that your project reflects your vision and is completed to your satisfaction.
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We believe that clear and open communication is essential to the success of any construction project. Our team will keep you informed every step of the way, from initial consultation to project completion. We provide detailed timelines, transparent pricing, and regular progress updates so you always know where your project stands.
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Pulse Merch – Custom Caps and Hat Embroidery Services in Cedar City, Utah
At Pulse Merch, we specialize in providing custom caps embroidery and custom hat embroidery services that are perfect for businesses, sports teams, special events, or personal gifts. Located in Cedar City, Utah, at 736 N Main St Unit 3, Pulse Merch is your trusted source for high-quality embroidery that turns everyday hats into personalized masterpieces.
Whether you're looking to create a custom cap for your team, brand, or a special occasion, we offer a wide range of options, all backed by our expert craftsmanship and attention to detail. Our embroidery services ensure that your custom design is perfectly executed, giving you hats that are both stylish and long-lasting.
Why Choose Pulse Merch for Your Custom Cap and Hat Embroidery?
Precision in Custom Hat Embroidery
When it comes to custom hat embroidery, the key is precision. At Pulse Merch, we use state-of-the-art embroidery machines to ensure that every stitch is placed perfectly. Whether you're adding a logo, name, or unique design to your caps or hats, we make sure the embroidery is sharp, vibrant, and flawlessly executed.
Wide Variety of Hat Styles for Custom Embroidery
At Pulse Merch, we offer a diverse selection of hats that can be customized to suit your needs. From classic baseball caps to trendy snapbacks, trucker hats, beanies, and more, we provide options that fit a variety of styles and preferences. You can choose the perfect hat to match your custom embroidery design, ensuring a cohesive and professional look.
Durable, Long-Lasting Embroidery
Embroidery is known for its durability, and custom cap embroidery is no exception. Unlike other methods such as screen printing, which can fade or peel, embroidered designs stay intact and vibrant for the long haul. This means that your custom hats will continue to look great, even after regular wear and washing. Whether for a business, a sports team, or a personal gift, your custom hat embroidery will maintain its integrity over time.
Perfect for Branding and Promotional Use
Custom hats with embroidery are a fantastic way to promote your brand, business, or event. With custom caps embroidery, you can create professional-looking hats that showcase your company logo, slogan, or any other design. These embroidered hats serve as walking advertisements, helping to increase your brand's visibility and reach. They're perfect for giveaways, corporate gifts, or team uniforms, adding a stylish touch to your promotional efforts.
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Looking for a thoughtful gift? Custom hat embroidery offers a unique way to create personalized gifts for birthdays, weddings, family reunions, or other special events. You can add names, dates, or even meaningful symbols to make each hat special and memorable. Custom embroidered hats are a lasting keepsake that recipients will cherish.
The Pulse Merch Custom Embroidery Process
At Pulse Merch, we make the process of creating your custom caps embroidery simple and stress-free. Here’s how it works:
Design Submission
The first step in creating your custom embroidered hats is submitting your design. Whether you already have a logo or artwork or need help creating something from scratch, our experienced team is here to assist you. We can take your design and ensure it’s optimized for embroidery to achieve the best result.
Choose Your Hat Style and Color
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Review the Digital Proof
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Once you’ve approved the proof, we begin the embroidery process. Our advanced equipment uses high-quality threads to create your design with precision and clarity. Each cap is embroidered with care, ensuring that the final result is perfect and professional.
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Top-Quality DTG Printing Near You at Bolt Print Shop in Jersey City
If you're looking for DTG printing near me, Bolt Print Shop in Jersey City, NJ, is your go-to destination for high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing. Whether you’re an entrepreneur wanting to print your designs on apparel, an artist looking for vibrant prints, or someone who needs custom t-shirts for a special event, we offer cutting-edge DTG printing services that deliver outstanding results.
Why Choose Bolt Print Shop for DTG Printing?
At Bolt Print Shop, we specialize in DTG printing, a modern method that allows us to print high-resolution, full-color designs directly onto fabric. Here’s why our DTG printing services are the best choice for customers searching for “DTG printing near me” in Jersey City:
1. Exceptional Print Quality
DTG printing offers a level of detail and color vibrancy that traditional methods can’t match. Whether you're looking to print a complex image or a simple logo, our DTG technology ensures that your design will look crisp, vibrant, and professional on every piece of clothing. From intricate artwork to high-quality photographic images, DTG printing is perfect for bringing your vision to life.
2. Perfect for Small and Large Runs
One of the main benefits of DTG printing is that it is ideal for both small and large runs. Whether you need just a few shirts or a bulk order, our DTG services allow us to print on-demand without the need for large setup costs or minimum order quantities. It’s perfect for anyone looking for a cost-effective, fast solution for custom apparel.
3. Quick Turnaround Times
At Bolt Print Shop, we know that time is of the essence, which is why we offer fast turnaround times on all of our DTG printing orders. Whether you're getting a few t-shirts for an event or a bulk order for your business, we work efficiently to make sure your items are ready when you need them.
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As a locally owned business based in Jersey City, NJ, we take pride in offering personalized, high-quality customer service. When you choose Bolt Print Shop, you are working with a team of experts who care about your project. We’re here to ensure that every order meets your exact specifications and exceeds your expectations.
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We care about the environment and strive to use eco-friendly inks and sustainable practices whenever possible. Our DTG printing uses water-based inks, which are a more environmentally friendly option compared to traditional printing methods. So not only do you get high-quality prints, but you can feel good about choosing a sustainable printing solution.
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We offer a variety of services to meet your specific DTG printing needs:
Custom Apparel: Whether it’s t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, or more, we can print your unique designs on any type of garment.
One-Off Designs: DTG printing is perfect for one-of-a-kind items, whether it’s for a personalized gift, a special event, or a limited-edition product.
Bulk Orders: Need a large quantity of custom-printed apparel? Our DTG printing services can handle orders of all sizes without compromising on quality.
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Why Choose DTG Printing?
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Vibrant, full-color prints: Perfect for designs with multiple colors or gradients.
No setup fees: Ideal for smaller runs or one-off prints without the need for additional setup costs.
Soft Feel: Since the ink is directly applied to the fabric, the finished product feels soft and comfortable, with no heavy vinyl or plastic overlays.
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If you’re looking for DTG printing near me in Jersey City, Bolt Print Shop is here to help. We provide professional, high-quality, and affordable DTG printing services to meet all your custom printing needs. Whether you’re designing apparel for your business, creating custom gifts, or outfitting a team, we can help you bring your ideas to life.
Visit us at 7 Sherman Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07307, or give us a call at +1 (201) 402-0755 to get started with your DTG printing project today. Let Bolt Print Shop be your trusted partner for high-quality prints!
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Finding the Best Health Insurance Solutions with a Health Insurance Agent and Broker Near You
Choosing the right health insurance can be a daunting task, especially with so many options available. Whether you’re looking for individual health coverage, family plans, or Medicare options, the process can feel overwhelming without the right guidance. That's where a Health Insurance Agent near me and a Health Insurance Broker in Fort Lee can help you make the best decision for your healthcare needs.
At Alex Gonzalez Health Insurance Advisor, located at 100 Old Palisade Rd, Fort Lee, NJ 07024, we specialize in helping individuals, families, and businesses navigate the complex world of health insurance. As your trusted Health Insurance Broker near me, we’re here to help you understand your options, compare plans, and find the best coverage at an affordable price. Whether you're in Fort Lee or the surrounding areas, we're dedicated to providing personalized service to ensure you get the coverage you need.
What is a Health Insurance Agent?
A Health Insurance Agent is a professional who works directly with health insurance companies to sell their plans to consumers. Agents are usually licensed by the state and specialize in the plans offered by one or more health insurance providers. A health insurance agent can assist you by explaining the plans, helping you choose the right option, and assisting with the application and enrollment process.
Key Benefits of Working with a Health Insurance Agent:
Expert Guidance: A health insurance agent has in-depth knowledge of the different plans available and can help you understand the details of each option.
Access to Multiple Plans: While some agents work with only one insurer, others represent several companies. This means they can provide a variety of plans for you to choose from.
Personalized Service: A health insurance agent takes the time to understand your needs and will work with you to find the best plan for your budget and healthcare needs.
What is a Health Insurance Broker?
A Health Insurance Broker is similar to an agent but with a key difference: brokers are not tied to a specific insurance company. Instead, they work independently and have access to a variety of insurance plans from multiple insurers. This allows brokers to offer a wider range of options, helping you find the best plan that meets your needs without being limited to one provider.
Key Benefits of Working with a Health Insurance Broker in Fort Lee:
Unbiased Advice: Since brokers are independent and not tied to any one insurance company, they can offer impartial advice and help you compare a variety of plans from different insurers.
Wide Range of Options: A broker has access to multiple carriers and can help you compare the coverage, premiums, and benefits offered by each.
Tailored Solutions: Brokers can offer customized solutions based on your specific needs, whether you're looking for individual, family, or group health plans.
Ongoing Support: Health insurance brokers not only assist during the enrollment process but are also available to help with any questions or concerns you may have throughout the life of your policy.
Why Choose a Health Insurance Broker Near Me in Fort Lee?
Finding the right health insurance plan is not just about picking a provider; it’s about ensuring that the plan fits your healthcare needs and budget. With the help of a Health Insurance Broker near me in Fort Lee, you can get personalized advice and support to navigate the numerous options available.
Here’s why working with a local health insurance broker can be a huge advantage:
Personalized, Local Service: As a Health Insurance Broker in Fort Lee, Alex Gonzalez Health Insurance Advisor understands the local health insurance market and can help you find plans that are best suited for residents of Fort Lee and surrounding areas.
Expert Knowledge of State-Specific Plans: Brokers in your area are familiar with plans available in your state and can help you understand local regulations, subsidies, and programs that may be available to you, such as Get Covered NJ for New Jersey residents.
Access to Local Providers: Working with a local broker means that you can be connected with nearby healthcare providers that are in-network for your plan. This ensures you receive the care you need without incurring unnecessary out-of-pocket expenses.
Why Work with Alex Gonzalez Health Insurance Advisor?
At Alex Gonzalez Health Insurance Advisor, we pride ourselves on offering personalized service to help you navigate the complex world of health insurance. Whether you’re looking for Health Insurance Plans, Medicare Coverage, or Marketplace Insurance, we are here to guide you every step of the way. Here’s why you should choose us as your Health Insurance Broker near me:
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KAM Roofing and Restoration: Leading Roofing Experts in Olathe, KS, and Surrounding Areas
At KAM Roofing and Restoration, we pride ourselves on offering top-tier roofing solutions to both residential and commercial property owners across the Kansas City metro area. Located at 2012 E Prairie Cir B, Olathe, KS 66062, our team of experts provides high-quality roof installations, repairs, and restorations to ensure that your property is protected, no matter the season. With extensive experience and a commitment to customer satisfaction, we are the trusted name in the roofing industry.
Commercial Roof Installation in Lenexa, KS
When it comes to commercial properties, the roof is one of the most crucial aspects to protect your investment and ensure business continuity. At KAM Roofing and Restoration, we specialize in commercial roof installation in Lenexa, KS. Whether you're building a new commercial space or need a roof replacement for an existing property, our team is equipped to handle every aspect of your roofing project with precision.
We work with a variety of durable materials suitable for commercial buildings, including TPO, EPDM, and modified bitumen, designed to withstand the harsh Kansas weather. Our expert team ensures every installation meets the highest standards, offering reliable and long-lasting protection for your business. From initial consultation to project completion, we ensure that every step is executed with care and professionalism.
Metal Roof Contractor in Shawnee, KS
When it comes to durability, energy efficiency, and style, metal roofs stand out as one of the best options available. If you're looking for a metal roof contractor in Shawnee, KS, KAM Roofing and Restoration has you covered. Our skilled team specializes in the installation and maintenance of metal roofs that provide exceptional strength and long-term value to your home or business.
Metal roofing offers many advantages, including superior durability, minimal maintenance, and energy efficiency. Whether you're interested in a standing seam metal roof, corrugated metal, or another style, we provide expert advice on the best solution for your needs. As a trusted metal roof contractor in Shawnee, KS, we ensure that your new roof not only meets your aesthetic preferences but also stands up to the harsh Kansas weather for many years to come.
Flat Roof Repair in Prairie Village, KS
Flat roofs can be a fantastic option for both residential and commercial properties, but they do require regular maintenance to prevent leaks and other issues. If you need flat roof repair in Prairie Village, KS, KAM Roofing and Restoration is here to help. We specialize in repairing flat roofs of all types, including TPO, EPDM, and modified bitumen systems, and our team is trained to quickly identify and address any damage.
From small leaks to significant wear and tear, we offer comprehensive flat roof repair services that restore your roof’s function and longevity. We understand the unique challenges flat roofs present, such as water pooling and drainage issues, and we have the experience to solve these problems efficiently. With our expert services, you can trust that your flat roof will continue to protect your property for years to come.
Why Choose KAM Roofing and Restoration?
Expertise You Can Trust: Our team has years of experience in roofing and restoration, providing exceptional results on every project.
Comprehensive Roofing Services: From commercial roof installations to metal roofing and flat roof repairs, we offer a full range of roofing solutions for homes and businesses alike.
Affordable Pricing: We provide competitive pricing without sacrificing quality, ensuring you get the best value for your investment.
Customer-Focused Service: At KAM Roofing and Restoration, customer satisfaction is our top priority. We work closely with each client to understand their needs and deliver a roofing solution tailored to them.
Licensed and Insured: We are a fully licensed and insured roofing company, giving you peace of mind that your property is in safe hands.
Contact KAM Roofing and Restoration Today
For high-quality roofing services in Olathe, Lenexa, Shawnee, Prairie Village, and surrounding areas, KAM Roofing and Restoration is your trusted partner. Whether you need a commercial roof installation, a metal roof contractor, or flat roof repairs, our team is ready to assist you.
Call us today at +1 (913) 283-7799 to schedule a consultation or request a free estimate. Let us protect your property with the best roofing solutions available!
Choose KAM Roofing and Restoration for all your roofing needs in the Kansas City area, and experience the difference of working with professionals who care about the safety and longevity of your roof.
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Get My Energy Report: Expert SAP Assessment Services in Manchester
If you're a homeowner, landlord, or business owner in Manchester looking for a reliable SAP assessment, Get My Energy Report is here to provide you with professional and thorough services. Our team of certified assessors is committed to helping you understand your property’s energy efficiency and ensure compliance with current regulations.
What is a SAP Assessment?
A SAP (Standard Assessment Procedure) assessment is a method used to calculate the energy efficiency of a home. It is the primary assessment tool used in the UK for calculating the energy performance of residential buildings, especially in new builds. The SAP rating takes into account various factors such as insulation, heating, hot water systems, and ventilation, to provide an energy score. This score helps property owners and builders understand the potential energy costs and environmental impact of a property.
At Get My Energy Report, we specialize in offering SAP assessments to help you ensure that your property meets the necessary energy efficiency standards. Our team of experts uses the most up-to-date tools and methodologies to provide you with an accurate assessment.
Why Do You Need a SAP Assessment?
A SAP assessment is essential for anyone involved in constructing or purchasing a new property. It is a legal requirement for new homes to have a SAP rating as part of building regulations, ensuring that properties are built to be energy-efficient and environmentally friendly.
Some of the key reasons you may need a SAP assessment include:
New Builds and Renovations: If you are constructing a new home or undertaking significant renovations, a SAP assessment is required to comply with building regulations.
Energy Efficiency Improvements: If you are looking to make improvements to the energy performance of your property, the SAP assessment can provide valuable insights into areas for improvement.
Property Transactions: In some cases, when purchasing a property or for building certification, a SAP assessment may be necessary to assess its energy efficiency.
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At Get My Energy Report, we offer comprehensive SAP assessment services tailored to your specific needs. Our experienced assessors will evaluate your property’s energy performance and provide a detailed report that outlines its SAP rating and offers recommendations for improvement.
Residential SAP Assessments: Whether you're building a new home or making energy-efficiency improvements, our residential SAP assessments help you ensure your property meets energy regulations and performs efficiently.
Commercial SAP Assessments: We also provide SAP assessments for commercial properties, ensuring your business meets energy efficiency standards and reduces operating costs.
Energy Efficiency Advice: Along with the SAP assessment, we provide professional recommendations on how to improve your property’s energy efficiency, helping you save on energy costs and reducing your environmental footprint.
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Local Experts: Based in Manchester, we have a deep understanding of local regulations and are committed to offering fast, reliable SAP assessments for residential and commercial properties in the area.
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If you need a SAP assessment in Manchester, Get My Energy Report is your trusted partner. Our experienced team is here to ensure your property is energy-efficient, compliant with regulations, and ready to face the future with a focus on sustainability.
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Choosing the Right Sports Netting for Your Facility
When it comes to protecting your sports facility and ensuring the safety of players, spectators, and property, choosing the right sports netting is essential. Whether you're outfitting a baseball field, tennis court, or any other sports arena, selecting durable and high-quality netting is a crucial step. In this blog, we'll guide you through important considerations for sports netting installation and help you understand how to choose a reliable net manufacturer.
1. Why Sports Netting is Essential
Sports netting plays a vital role in preventing balls from flying out of the field and causing damage or injury. It acts as a protective barrier that keeps the game safe, while also maintaining a clear boundary around the playing area. Additionally, sports netting can enhance the aesthetics of your facility by providing a sleek and professional look.
2. Key Considerations for Sports Netting Installation Material Quality
The material of your sports netting is one of the most important factors to consider. Durable, high-quality materials like polyethylene or nylon are often preferred for their weather-resistant properties and long-lasting performance. Choosing netting made from the right material ensures that your facility’s netting will hold up to the wear and tear of both usage and environmental factors.
Netting Size and Shape
The size and shape of the netting should align with the specific needs of your facility. For example, if you need sports netting installation on a baseball diamond, the netting must be tall enough to catch foul balls. If you're installing netting around a soccer field, you might need lower-profile netting that still provides effective boundary control.
Customization Options
A good net manufacturer will offer customization options to ensure that the netting fits perfectly with the specific layout of your facility. From color choices to net size, custom netting can give your space a tailored look and function effectively for the type of sport being played.
3. Choosing the Right Net Manufacturer
Selecting the right net manufacturer is key to ensuring that you get high-quality sports netting that meets your needs. A reputable manufacturer will offer products made from the most durable materials and provide professional installation services. Look for a manufacturer with a proven track record in the sports industry, as they will be familiar with the specific requirements for different types of sports facilities.
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Proper sports netting installation ensures the longevity of your nets and maximizes their effectiveness. Professional installation helps avoid issues such as sagging, misalignment, or inadequate support, which could undermine the protective purpose of the netting.
5. Quick Tips for Sports Netting InstallationChoose a manufacturer with industry experience.Ensure the material is weather-resistant.Opt for custom sizes and shapes tailored to your facility.Have nets professionally installed for optimal results.6. Google My Business and Reviews
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By following these tips and carefully considering your options, you can ensure that your sports facility is protected and looks great with quality sports netting installation from a trusted net manufacturer.
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Our skilled team is dedicated to delivering exceptional results tailored to your specific requirements. Whether you need a solid foundation for a new building or a decorative patio for outdoor gatherings, we ensure that every aspect of our work meets the highest standards of quality. In a region where weather conditions can be tough, choosing reliable concrete solutions is crucial for long-term performance. Trust El Paso Concrete Contractors to provide you with durable and beautiful surfaces that enhance the value and functionality of your property for years to come.
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Phone: 915-529-4322
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Positive Moves: Your Best Rated Long Distance Moving Company in WV
Moving long distances can be a daunting task, but with the right support, it can also be an exciting new beginning. At Positive Moves Moving Company, we take pride in being recognized as one of the best rated long distance moving companies in WV. Located at 841 57th St SE, Charleston, WV 25304, we offer reliable and professional moving services tailored to meet your unique needs.
Why Positive Moves is the Best Choice for Your Long Distance Move
Expertise and Experience
With years of experience in the moving industry, our team has developed the skills and knowledge necessary to handle long distance relocations effectively. We understand the complexities involved, from planning and logistics to ensuring the safe transport of your belongings. Our goal is to make your move as seamless as possible.
Comprehensive Services
At Positive Moves, we offer a wide range of services specifically designed for long distance moves, including:
Residential Long Distance Moving: Whether you are moving to a new home or apartment, our dedicated team will ensure every detail is managed with precision and care.
Commercial Long Distance Moving: We specialize in office relocations, providing efficient and effective solutions to minimize downtime and keep your business running smoothly.
Professional Packing Services: Packing can be one of the most stressful parts of moving. Our expert packers use high-quality materials to protect your belongings and ensure they arrive safely at your new location.
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We believe that the best rated long distance moving companies in WV should provide value without hidden costs. At Positive Moves, our pricing is competitive, and our estimates are clear and detailed, allowing you to plan your budget effectively. You can trust that there will be no surprises on moving day.
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Our commitment to exceptional customer service sets us apart. From your first contact with us at +1 (304) 590-0840, you will experience our dedication to your needs. We listen to your concerns and work closely with you to create a customized moving plan that meets your requirements.
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Why K-Ways Hookah Lounge Reflects the Best of a Japanese Lounge
A Japanese lounge is known for its peaceful and minimalist ambiance, where attention to detail creates a calm, serene, and welcoming environment. At K-Ways Hookah Lounge, we’ve infused elements of this traditional Japanese lounge aesthetic into our design and overall experience, ensuring that visitors can enjoy a soothing atmosphere while indulging in the best hookah and drinks Las Vegas has to offer.
1. Tranquil and Stylish Interior
Inspired by the serene aesthetics of Japanese lounges, our interior features calming colors, soft lighting, and minimalist décor to evoke a peaceful and sophisticated atmosphere. The design focuses on providing a relaxing space that encourages conversation and unwinding. Whether you're here for a casual outing or a special celebration, you’ll feel as though you’ve stepped into a luxurious, yet tranquil, Japanese-inspired retreat.
2. Premium Hookah with a Japanese Touch
At K-Ways Hookah Lounge, we’re passionate about offering the finest hookah experience. Our selection of flavors is carefully curated to cater to all tastes, from traditional fruity and minty options to exotic blends. With every puff, you’ll feel transported to a space where the art of hookah is enjoyed just as it would be in a Japanese lounge. Expect smooth, flavorful sessions that enhance your relaxation.
3. Exquisite Service that Makes You Feel at Home
In true Japanese lounge fashion, hospitality is at the heart of K-Ways Hookah Lounge. Our attentive and friendly staff will make sure that your experience is nothing short of exceptional. Whether you need assistance selecting a hookah flavor or recommendations for drinks and snacks, we’re here to help you feel completely at ease.
4. A Taste of Japan with Every Sip
To complement your hookah experience, K-Ways Hookah Lounge offers a variety of beverages, many inspired by Japanese flavors. Enjoy a traditional Japanese tea, sake, or even a Japanese-inspired cocktail to pair with your hookah for an authentic lounge experience. Our menu blends Japanese-inspired drinks with modern favorites, ensuring that every guest finds something they enjoy.
5. A Relaxing Social Environment
Japanese lounges are known for providing an ideal setting for both quiet reflection and socialization. K-Ways Hookah Lounge strikes the perfect balance, allowing you to relax and enjoy your hookah while also creating an ideal place for gathering with friends or having a low-key, yet stylish, evening out. Whether you're looking to celebrate a special occasion or just unwind after a long day, K-Ways provides a welcoming environment where you can kick back and enjoy the moment.
Visit K-Ways Hookah Lounge for the Ultimate Japanese Lounge Experience
If you’re in Las Vegas and looking to experience a Japanese lounge atmosphere combined with the best hookah in town, K-Ways Hookah Lounge is the place to be. Located at 3303-100 S Jones Blvd, Las Vegas, NV 89146, our lounge offers a unique fusion of Japanese-inspired ambiance and premium hookah, making it one of the city’s top spots to relax and socialize.
For more information or to make a reservation, give us a call at +1 725-247-1700.
K-Ways Hookah Lounge—where the art of the Japanese lounge meets the tradition of hookah for an unforgettable experience.
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Realco Home Remodeling: Your Trusted Partner for Los Angeles Home Renovation
When it comes to Los Angeles home renovation, Realco Home Remodeling stands out as a trusted name in the industry. With years of experience and a passion for transforming spaces, we specialize in creating beautiful, functional homes that reflect your unique style and needs. Whether you’re looking to update a single room or undertake an extensive renovation, our team is here to guide you through the process every step of the way.
Why Choose Realco Home Remodeling for Your Los Angeles Home Renovation?
At Realco Home Remodeling, we understand that a home renovation in Los Angeles is a significant investment. That’s why we approach every project with meticulous attention to detail and a commitment to quality craftsmanship. From the initial consultation to the final touches, we ensure that your vision becomes a reality while staying within budget and timeline.
Our team is comprised of experienced designers, contractors, and project managers, all working together to bring your renovation dreams to life. As a general contractor in Los Angeles, we handle all aspects of the remodeling process, from securing permits to managing subcontractors. We ensure that your renovation is seamless and stress-free.
Whole House Remodeling Los Angeles: Transform Your Entire Home
If you're considering a whole house remodeling in Los Angeles, Realco Home Remodeling is your go-to partner. We understand that an entire home renovation requires careful planning and coordination. Whether you’re renovating to update the style, improve functionality, or increase the value of your home, we’re here to help every step of the way.
Our team can transform your home’s exterior and interior, including everything from structural changes to aesthetic updates. Whether you're envisioning an open floor plan, updating your kitchen and bathrooms, or adding custom features, we can bring it all together. With Realco Home Remodeling, your whole house remodeling in Los Angeles will be handled with expertise and precision, ensuring a beautiful and functional living space that works for you.
General Contractor Los Angeles: Expert Services You Can Rely On
When you’re hiring a general contractor in Los Angeles, you want someone who is experienced, reliable, and committed to quality. At Realco Home Remodeling, we pride ourselves on our ability to manage every aspect of your renovation project with professionalism and care. From coordinating with suppliers to overseeing construction, our team ensures that your project stays on track and meets your expectations.
As a general contractor in Los Angeles, we are licensed, bonded, and insured, so you can rest easy knowing your project is in capable hands. We understand the complexities of home remodeling and are dedicated to providing outstanding customer service, clear communication, and exceptional results.
Let Realco Home Remodeling Bring Your Vision to Life
Whether you're planning a Los Angeles home renovation, whole house remodeling in Los Angeles, or looking for an experienced general contractor in Los Angeles, Realco Home Remodeling is here to help. We’ve built a reputation for delivering top-notch renovations that enhance both the aesthetics and functionality of our clients' homes.
Our team works closely with you to understand your vision, goals, and budget, and we make sure every detail is handled with the utmost care and professionalism. From design to completion, we’re committed to making your remodeling experience a smooth and enjoyable one.
Contact Us Today
Ready to transform your home? Contact Realco Home Remodeling today for your Los Angeles home renovation needs. Call us at +1 818-806-8173 or visit our office at 22900 Ventura Blvd #205, Woodland Hills, CA 91364. Let us help you turn your home remodeling dreams into reality!
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Underwater Construction Services by Free Agent Marine LLC: Expertise and Solutions for Your Marine Projects
When it comes to large-scale projects that involve submerged structures, underwater construction requires specialized knowledge, skill, and equipment. From building underwater foundations to performing repairs and maintenance on marine infrastructure, these tasks demand the expertise of professionals who understand the complexities of working beneath the surface. Free Agent Marine LLC, located in Tampa, FL, is your trusted partner for all your underwater construction needs.
Our team of experienced divers and marine contractors has the expertise to handle a wide range of underwater construction projects, from initial design to final installation. We provide high-quality solutions for both residential and commercial clients, ensuring your project is completed safely, efficiently, and within budget.
What is Underwater Construction?
Underwater construction refers to the process of building, maintaining, or repairing structures submerged in water. These projects often involve challenging conditions, including working in deep waters, dealing with strong currents, and navigating unpredictable weather. Tasks within underwater construction can include:
Installing foundations: Building strong underwater foundations for bridges, piers, docks, or other structures.
Repairing underwater structures: Fixing damage to existing marine infrastructure such as seawalls, pipelines, or underwater cables.
Marine construction: Constructing piers, marinas, and other waterfront structures to support commercial and residential needs.
Submarine welding and cutting: Using specialized techniques to weld or cut metal underwater for construction or repair purposes.
Given the challenging nature of working underwater, underwater construction requires highly skilled divers who are trained to perform these tasks safely and efficiently, using advanced tools and technology.
Why Choose Free Agent Marine LLC for Your Underwater Construction Needs?
At Free Agent Marine LLC, we are proud to offer a full range of professional underwater construction services. Our experienced team of certified divers and engineers has the knowledge and capabilities to take on even the most challenging underwater projects. Here’s why we’re the preferred choice for underwater construction in Tampa:
1. Experienced and Certified Team
Our team of divers is highly trained and certified in commercial diving and underwater construction techniques. With years of experience working on complex marine projects, we are fully equipped to handle any task—whether it’s a simple inspection or an extensive construction job. We pride ourselves on maintaining high safety standards and providing professional, high-quality services for all our clients.
2. State-of-the-Art Equipment
We understand that successful underwater construction requires the best tools and equipment. At Free Agent Marine LLC, we use advanced underwater construction technology, including remote-operated vehicles (ROVs), sonar systems, specialized diving gear, and heavy-duty underwater welding and cutting tools. This cutting-edge equipment allows us to perform precise and efficient work, even in the most challenging underwater environments.
3. Comprehensive Underwater Construction Services
Whether you need to build a new pier, install a bridge foundation, or repair an underwater pipeline, we offer a wide range of underwater construction services. Our team is skilled in multiple aspects of marine construction, including:
Underwater Foundation Installation: We specialize in building strong, durable underwater foundations that support bridges, piers, docks, and other structures. These foundations are crucial for ensuring the stability and longevity of your construction project.
Marine Infrastructure Repair: We offer repair services for existing marine structures, such as seawalls, docks, boat lifts, and pipelines. Our team is experienced in assessing damage, implementing solutions, and restoring underwater infrastructure to its optimal condition.
Marine Construction and Design: From docks to marinas, we provide comprehensive marine construction services. Whether you need new construction or modifications to existing structures, we work closely with you to ensure your project meets all safety and design requirements.
Welding and Cutting: We perform underwater welding and cutting, using specialized techniques and tools to repair and fabricate metal structures submerged in water. This service is essential for maintaining the structural integrity of your underwater construction project.
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Your Go-To Destination for Fashion: Plato’s Closet Boynton Beach
If you’re on the lookout for the best fashion stores near me, consignment shops near me, and thrift stores near Boynton Beach, look no further than Plato’s Closet Boynton Beach! Located at 701 N Congress Ave #3b, Boynton Beach, FL 33426, we specialize in offering trendy, affordable clothing and accessories for teens and young adults. Our store is designed to provide a fantastic shopping experience where you can find stylish pieces while promoting sustainable fashion.
Why Choose Plato’s Closet?
At Plato’s Closet, we are dedicated to making fashion accessible and affordable. Here’s why we stand out among other fashion stores near me:
Trendy Selections: Our store features a wide variety of stylish clothing, shoes, and accessories. From casual wear to formal attire, you’ll find the perfect outfit for any occasion without sacrificing style.
Budget-Friendly Prices: Shopping at Plato’s Closet means significant savings on high-quality fashion. With prices typically ranging from 50% to 70% off retail, you can refresh your wardrobe without breaking the bank.
Sustainable Fashion: By shopping secondhand, you are making an eco-conscious choice. Every purchase at Plato’s Closet helps reduce textile waste and supports sustainable practices, allowing you to shop with confidence.
Quality Assurance: We carefully curate our inventory to ensure that every item meets our high standards for quality and style. You can browse our selection knowing you’re getting gently used clothing that looks great.
Experience the Best Consignment and Thrift Shopping
At Plato’s Closet, we offer the best of both worlds when it comes to consignment shops near me and thrift stores near Boynton Beach:
Selling Your Gently Used Clothes: Do you have trendy items in your closet that you no longer wear? Bring them to our store! Our team will evaluate your clothing, and if accepted, you’ll receive cash on the spot. It’s a quick and easy way to declutter while making money.
Discover Unique Finds: When you visit our store, you’ll have access to a constantly changing inventory. Our selection includes the latest trends from popular brands, giving you a chance to find unique pieces that fit your personal style.
Visit Plato’s Closet Today!
Are you ready to explore one of the best fashion stores near me? Come visit Plato’s Closet Boynton Beach! If you have any questions or need more information, feel free to contact us at +1 (561) 509-1060. Our friendly team is excited to help you find fashionable items that fit your budget and lifestyle.
Conclusion
At Plato’s Closet Boynton Beach, we are passionate about making fashion affordable, trendy, and eco-friendly. As your go-to destination for consignment shops near me and thrift stores near Boynton Beach, we invite you to explore our collection of stylish, gently used clothing. Join us in embracing sustainable fashion—come visit us today and discover the joy of finding unique pieces at unbeatable prices!
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