- Girl: I don't understand how some people can be so foolish and decide to study computer science.

- Me: Hm, true. So what did you study?

- Girl: Tourism and sports science. And you?

- Me: Nothing. I'm a truck driver.

My CEO: "So! You are the new guy we hired to design and manage the implementation of our new state of the art super-duper fancy ERP solution with badass Business Intelligence systems to grow our company which already spans over several localities across the county, that has to live for at least the next 12-15 years?

Please remember that the Windows Server in the rack in the basement needs replacement soon, and that our new fancy solution must not in any way utilize cloud-technology or SaSS! I don't like that! I think it's a scam! We store everything on premises, own our infrastructure and we buy our software...Because I think that is best!"

Me: "So... let me get this straight: You want me to build you a one-off, concept sports car that can outperform a Lamborghini using only plywood, duct-tape and a donkey cart?"

He walked off... I may need a new job next week!

Just went jogging again for the first time in ages.

Mother of god, I was convinced that I had a quite good condition.

Yeah.... that convincement is now veeeery gone 😅

Everytime I throw my stress ball (and miss...because sports are hard) at a co-worker, they ALWAYS think I'm throwing an orange at them.

In high school, we had to choose between sports or computer science. I didn't like to play sports and now I'm a programmer.

I guess I can do one of these a day or so. I've collected some novelties over the years.

First up is a Curta mechanical calculator. Before electronic calculators became a thing, these were the best portable calculators in the world. Notably, they were the calculator of choice in rally car sports.

They work by a series of helical gears that act as registers. A series of internal gears and value assignment switches apply an adjustable number of incrementations to those gears, multiplying gears and the tracking gears, once per "grind." The result is output as a number on top of the device. The "clear register" function is lifting the top ring, which releases the reverse lockout on the gears and a clockwise turn on the ring then resets them to their zero state.

They were designed by Curtz Herzstark, partly before WWII and partly while he was imprisoned in a Nazi concentration camp. He had filed a patent for it in 1938, shortly before his family's manufacturey became a weapons factory. During his imprisonment, in addition to nearly starving to death, he completed his plans for manufacturing of his calculator.

It had fun names like the, "pepper grinder," and "math grenade."

So many people are applying for computer science majors that it's making me nervous.

My classmates don't know shit about tech yet almost all of them are applying for CS. It's even the most popular ranked major in the US.

I don't think I stand a chance against them. They all have higher GPAs than me, and they participate in clubs and sports.

If those cave people get accepted I'm not going to be too happy about it.

Navy story continued.
And continuing from the arp poisoning and boredom, I started scanning the network...
So I found plenty of WinXP computers, even some Win2k servers (I shit you not, the year was 201X) I decided to play around with merasploit a bit. I mean, this had to be a secure net, right?
Like hell it was.
Among the select douchebags I arp poisoned was a senior officer that had a VERY high idea for himself, and also believed he was tech-savvy. Now that, is a combination that is the red cloth for assholes like me. But I had to be more careful, as news of the network outage leaked, and rumours of "that guy" went amok, but because the whole sysadmin thing was on the shoulders of one guy, none could track it to me in explicit way. Not that i cared, actually, when I am pissed I act with all the subtleness of an atom bomb on steroids.
So, after some scanning and arp poisoning (changing the source MAC address this time) I said...
"Let's try this common exploit, it supposedly shouldn't work, there have been notifications about it, I've read them." Oh boy, was I in for a treat. 12 meterpreter sessions. FUCKING 12. The academy's online printer had no authentication, so I took the liberty of printing a few pages of ASCII jolly rogers (cute stuff, I know, but I was still in ITSec puberty) and decided to fuck around with the other PCs. One thing I found out is that some professors' PCs had the extreme password of 1234. Serious security, that was. Had I known earlier, I could have skipped a TON of pointless memorising...
Anyway, I was running amok the entire network, the sysad never had a chance on that, and he seemed preoccupied with EVERYTHING ELSE besides monitoring the net, like fixing (replacing) the keyboard for the commander's secretary, so...
BTW, most PCs had antivirus, but SO out of date that I didn't even need to encode the payload or do any other trick. An LDAP server was open, and the hashed admin password was the name of his wife. Go figure.
I looked at a WinXP laptop with a weird name, and fired my trusty ms08_067 on it. Passowrd: "aaw". I seriously thought that Ophcrack was broken, but I confirmed it. WTF? I started looking into the files... nothing too suspicious... wait a min, this guy is supposed to work, why his browser is showing porn?
Looking at the ""Deleted"" files (hah!) I fount a TON of documents with "SECRET" in them. Curious...
Decided to download everything, like the asshole I am, and restart his PC, AND to leave him with another desktop wallpaper and a text message. Thinking that he took the hint, I told the sysadmin about the vulnerable PCs and went to class...
In the middle of the class (I think it was anti-air warfare or anti-submarine warfare) the sysad burst through the door shouting "Stop it, that's the second-in-command's PC!".
Stunned silence. Even the professor (who was an officer). God, that was awkward. So, to make things MORE awkward (like the asshole I am) I burned every document to a DVD and the next day I took the sysad and went to the second-in-command of the academy.
Surprisingly he took the whole thing in quite the easygoing fashion. I half-expected court martial or at least a good yelling, but no. Anyway, after our conversation I cornered the sysad and barraged him with some tons of security holes, needed upgrades and settings etc. I still don't know if he managed to patch everything (I left him a detailed report) because, as I've written before, budget constraints in the military are the stuff of nightmares. Still, after that, oddly, most people wouldn't even talk to me.
God, that was a nice period of my life, not having to pretend to be interested about sports and TV shows. It would be almost like a story from highschool (if our highschool had such things as a network back then - yes, I am old).
Your stories?

Story time! Promised this, so making good on the promise. Eh-hem.

Misunderstandings [A slice of life short play that actually happened]

Dramatis Personae (anonymized, bc of course):
Moi ........ me, myself and possibly some lint
Robert ..... co-architect
Daisy ...... line dev
Lisa ....... also line dev

Prologue: the beginninning
[A project is starting up, new devs are coming on, including the two individuals who drive this story.
Daisy, of Indian origin, an exceptional dev and lovely person. Mother, wife, very conservative by upbringing in her early 40s.
Lisa, also exceptional dev, lovely person. Mother, also wife, self-made immigrant with liberal views derived from personal pride and self-bootstrapping]

Enter the office, We introduce everyone, off to a nice start, everyone is happy and excited to be working on [large bank project].

Lisa and Daisy form a friendship of commonality, they have similar backgrounds by all appearances and similar concerns due to children the same age and shared employment. They seem to become fast friends and things proceed normally for some months. Smooth sailing, all is well.

The fuse is lit.

Scene: Lunchtime gossip
[Robert, middle 40s architect adjacent Moi, also architect, age is my own damn business [old, so very old].]
Robert: "So, it seems like Daisy and Lisa are getting along great."
Moi: *snerfs a little, almost chokes on enchilada* Yes, yes they are, It's nice to see...
Robert: *eyebrow, having learned to read my expressions* "Aaaaaaand..."
Moi: "I adore both of them, but they are primarily friends because they don't actually understand most of what the other says"
[Lisa has a thick Taiwanese accent, Daisy has a standard northern indian accent. Never the two shall meet]
Robert: "Are you sure, they seem to have a lot of conversations?"
Moi: "Positive, you weren't at lunch with the three of us. They're polar opposite in terms of values, it'll be fine so long as that never comes up"
Robert: "I'm not even digging into that"
Moi: *flan*

Sizzle.

Scene: This is bat country
[More months pass, everything is fine, project is humming along nicely, save a few blips of personality conflicts. Moi takes a vacation. A gas station, somewhere in the middle of Wyoming, a snowstorm, a sports car full of luggage]
*phone rings*
Moi: *looks down, sees it's Robert, eyebrow raises, answer* What's on fire?
Robert: "We had to let Lisa go"
Moi: "Ah, they finally understood each other."
Robert: "Yes..." *deep sigh*
[Fade to flashback]

Bang.

Scene: The office, Lisa's desk
[Daisy and Lisa are discussing non-descript conversation. Daisy broaches the subject of Lisa's past divorce and being a single mother]
Daisy: "It must have been hard, how did you manage?"
Lisa: "I had my daughter, she was my motivation. We made it here, I met my current partner"
Daisy: "That's good! It is so hard, coming to something new. I could never imagine leaving my husband."
Lisa: "He left us, we weren't important, I don't want to marry every again"
Daisy: "Surely you do though? Marriage is great for a woman, my parents found a great husband for me."
Lisa: "Haha, lucky you. Most indian marriage is like prostitution."
[At this moment, Daisy's demeanor takes a nose dive. Whatever was actually said, what she heard was, "Indian marriage is prostitution"]
Daisy: *tears begin pouring down her face, she flings herself back in her chair, head shaking violently she screams* "I AM AN HONORABLE WOMAN!"
[Daisy runs out of the room, straight to HR. Lisa sits there, stunned, not really understanding what just happened or the consequences]

Scene: Back in bat country
[Robert finishes the story, the emotions are a mixture of hilarity at the absurdity of the situation and frustration in the work void it has created]
Moi: "Satan, well. Fuck me. Fuck us. Fuck. Is Daisy alright, is she at least staying? We can't lose two devs at the same time."
Robert: "She got a few days off, she seems fine now, but she's... yeah, I never laughed so hard"
Moi: *double facepalm* "Yeah, the word choice was a bit outrageous. It's not like we didn't know it was coming. I'm going to get back on the road."
Robert: "Alright, enjoy yourself, I'll try and prevent any other forest fires."

So, I was out cruising in my sports car the other day. Porsche, two seater, about 400 hp.

When I stopped at a red light I was next to a man driving his family of four in his Volkswagen. I revved my car to show my power, but he seemed unfazed by my superior engine. When the light became green I floored it, he didn't have a chance of catching up, I just left him behind and laughed. He's so stupid for driving that slow car.

I can't understand why anyone would ever want to drive a Volkswagen when they are just so obviously slow?

👆This is how you sound like when you compare languages only based on how fast they are.

So I'm a entry level female Developer and I started a contract to hire position in July. Its my first job as a developer and I love almost everything about it. Except this..., there is a Senior Female Developer on my team who hates me and isn't shy about it. She goes for the throat man! She magnifies any mistake I make, hell she calls me out on things that people would consider positive. In sprint planning this week she got mad at me for pulling tasks from the backlog after finishing mine early. I've tried to do everything I could to make her like me. I patiently listen when she goes on and on about her damn cats, kids, sports, ah everything, and she is a non stop talker.

Her main problem with me, so she tells the head of engineering, is that I bug her too much. I almost laughed when I heard this was her main issue with me! Sure, I asked her the normal amount of newbie questions but it's not like I don't know how to read code or google! In fact I started avoiding talking to her about a month ago because she was so rude to me. Now getting hired on full time comes down to whether or not she can stand me still if I am working on another team. I'm so frustrated because it's impossible to prove my worth to this company with this crazy lady making me look bad. I have no problems with anyone else at work. In fact a lot of us have become good friends. No one understands why she hates me so much. It feels like middle school all over again.

On top of that there is an even newer hire who she is supposed to help bring on to the team, but because of her horrible management skills, I have become his defecto mentor for learning the project, as well as the technologies we use. The stress of being in an uncertain contract to hire position + tyrant coworker + helping the new guy + still learning and having my own work to do has been overwhelming! I don't know what to do other than hope that she doesn't try to sabotage me moving to a new team.

Not that i mean any disrespect but fuck you. Fuck you and all that you stand for. No seriously, just go hit a train and die.
You are a DBMS teacher in an Engineering college and teaching to the Computer Science students in the year 2017, where computers are fully capable of playing sports and simulating human brain.
And you want your students to write down all the sql queries along with their monolithic tabular output on paper..... With pen?
And you wont accept my printed out output?
Fuck you from the depths of my heart.
Go ahead and dont accept my project.
I dont need your fucking credits.

Why are devs so fixated on other devs' IDE, OS, programming style and chair choices??

Imagine if every sports player would comment on the way the other walks, bats, the colour of their shoes!

Devs are a bit picky don't you think?

I'm fairly certain my boss'.....boss (didn't want to count them.. it's high up the chain, and slightly lateral) thinks I'm incredibly weird. I have too many sports injuries to be fully functional and they all flare up while I'm sitting at my desk. To offset this, I stand up or walk around while on the phone, and occasionally stretch.

These stretches are for hip and it band, usually, which are a bit more involved, so of course he ONLY fucking walks into the damn office while I'm stretching. (Image search for hip stretch).

To top it off, I have an unfortunate colored ointment for the pain in my elbow that i was applying today while stretching, and im scared to know what he was thinking before he realized what was actually going on. Imagine hip stretching (this one with leg on desk) while rubbing milky sort of clear ointment into skin...

Sir, if you're reading this, I promise I'm not actually that weird at work, you just have shitty timing.

My Friends say i´m no dev...
Why???? :(
I love do Sports,
I have free time,
I´m eating healthy,
I don't like coffee....

Hello again devs!

The hackathon where team devRant is going to participate is only one day out!

Today will be a lot of preparations, buying foods, caffeine (will need that for staying awake for about 40 hours approx), sports (promised this guy so this is gonna be fun). And last but not least, today I'll hear what the thing we're going to have to program is (a rough summary)!

The status/vlog page is nearly finished so I'll be statussing and vlogging tomorrow.

If anyone has any ideas as for the status page etc, please shoot away, there's going to be a chatish thingy as well =).

Today I got kicked out of a sports store in a city that I'm not from on Black Friday for *allegedly* walking onto the putting green and teeing off a little foamy practice ball with a 3 wood.

There were a lot of accusations(which was pretty ironic considering I *may* have).

My main defense is that I honestly didn't think I was talented enough for it to end up in hunting & fishing on the other side of the store.
On the plus side I may have found a new hobby outside of developing

One Hour in the gym. 3 days in the week, will make you an awesome developer💪💪

Went to a small place for lunch, they had a TV that I think was playing sports earlier, but at some point it switched to a YouTube Playlist and started playing a Javascript tutorial on geo-location haha

!dev

To anyone suffering from chronic pain, especially lower back pain: Don't get fooled by shitty doctors. And don't expect doctors to magically heal you. If you want to stop your suffering, you need to be proactive.

What? But my herniated disc from 10 years ago... bla bla bla. So what? It's not going to get better when your only exercise is putting on your socks. Chances are 99% that your spine has shit to do with your pain. Go to a proper chronic pain therapy instead of downing opiods and getting sick notes.

Note to self: Do your sports every day you lazy bastard. Eat healthy, sleep regularly, don't stress out over every damn thing and don't forget to fucking relax!

Grandpa- "so what do you do for a living.. any sports?"
Me-"no, I actually program, you know mess around with computers"
Grandpa-"oh." *looks at my father disapointed*

'This basically sums up everything I know about sports

My place of work just put on the World Cup live stream. I'm not even a huge fan but it looks nicer than my current code, so I'll live in denial for a bit

What would you do?

2 job offers...

Job #1 a big sports betting company as a junior software developer with a salary of 22k plus a yearly bonus of 10%

Also uncapped holidays

Or

Job #2
A small IT company with 2 other developers with a salary of 19.5k working on multiple projects and being instantly promoted to mid level developer, also a signing bonus after 3 months of a high end surface laptop.

My workstation; My main development PC sports an i7-4790, GTX 970, a 128 GB SSD, and two 1TB HDD's. I run Windows 10 and I have Ubuntu 16.04 LTS. Other than that nothing special!

It doesn't feel good to be average at everything.

Life is depressing

I can't commit to anything hard enough to become the best.

Programming
Singing
Drawing
Story making
Sports

I'm just average.
I feel bad
I feel like I'm a waste of resources.

I'm tired of ranting.
This life is just tiring.
I don't have the patience

I'm average at commitments.
Time management

I see other people code and sing better than me and feel demotivated

I feel like jumping of a cliff cause no matter what I do, there's someone light years ahead of me.

I'm not even unique
Ultimately that's probably what I want.
To be irreplaceable.

I guess in this struggle to be relevant I'm gonna lose myself and if I do get there, I might not be as happy anyways.

So what's the point to all this

Structure: decades of programming in too many languages to enumerate. I lean functional, but only when the language doesn't fight it. No matter what I'm doing, my code is immutable in practice, if not paradigm.

Syntax: No one thing in particular. I code differently depending on the language.

When I start learning a language, I'll find the standard style checker and create a project where I write an example of every single rule.

The end result is generally a quick intro to the language and a bonus understanding of the hot sports opinion in said language. I call this an ocean boiler.

I lean heavily into autoformatting because I've worked on too many projects to care, and I have a general expectation that something which is important enough to make a code standard is important enough to be enforced in tooling. I'd rather spend my time solving problems that thinking about stylistics.

I've noticed a weird bug with the Google Assistant swapping the scores when you ask it about sports.

Check comments for what I mean

!dev

I gained 20+ kilos during covid.

By now I have lost about 19 of those. And no, I didn't do any specific sports or diet. I lost them via ✨anxiety✨.

And yes, I am naturally skinny.

I still have a good 20 to lose to be back at my ""usual"" weight tho. ✌️ (Gained those thanks to depression, hormonal disorder, and related meds)

Sports commenter at AI vs AI deathmatches.
It would probably go like this:

- UltimateGod the Second launches half of the US nuclear missiles to NorthernEurope!
I guess that's it for the poor bugger.

- WankerBot69 tries to delay its doom by channeling old 4chan archives into a devastating ddos attack. UGtS' logic processe go down for a few nanoseconds... Ugh, that's NASTY! It doesn't even have a mother

- Missiles still going up. Looks like UGtS confused the imperial and metric system just like its predecessor.

- WB69 is now has the upper hand. It just used a SMB exploit and is bow encrypting UGtS's storage.

- UGtS is down. We all hope UltimateGod the third will do better. For now, all hail our catevolent overlord WankerBot69.

- See you next time on Bot Armaggedon folks!

Also since chess is a declared sport why not coding too?

Occasionally i got my badass moments at work.
But that one bachelor party in Barcelona where about 10 of my pals and I came back from a soccer match topped it all.

As we got back to our AirBnB apartment i went to the bathroom and scanned the WiFi.
I found the IP address of the bachelor's party man of honor and MITM attacked him.

So each image from any http server would automatically get swapped with a picture i took just an hour ago from the game we were at.

5 minutes later i hear the screams "OMFG WE ARE ALL ON THE NEWS GUYS!!!" and "LOOK AT SPORTS SITE X AND NEWS SITE Y!!"
The saga continued with some cheers in the beginning and some confusion, but ended when another friend rat on me..

But boy it was glorious 😂

I swear I could sell my layout debugging to sports teams and colleges and cities stuff, they could use them as flags!

Throughout the years I have completed many projects successfully. Some projects really stood out and were awesome to do. This is not about these projects. It is however about one of my very first projects for my first real software development client many years ago, somewhere around the year 2000.

I was working for some years at TNO, a well known Dutch organization, and the lady at the reception asked me if I could help her husband out because he was strugling to get some web app developed. So I said sure, I can talk to him and see what I can do.

So I went to their house and talked to her husband. They were living in a huge villa and turns out her husband owns an international flower export business for which he needed some web app for. So we had a nice talk and he showed me some software designs he got from a couple of different big companies. He asked me my opinion about these designs. I remember answering something like that it looks very fancy but for me it didn't make much sense.

He replied that it didn't make sense for him as well and was disappointed that these companies didn't seem to understand him properly. It took about 3 months to get these designs which he thought were useless. So, I asked him to explain me what he was looking for.

Actually a pretty simple thing. He was using paper forms to have his clients order the flowers they need. Think of them as Excelsheets with 3 columns with a list of flower names and besides each column a column for the amount required. He would go to the flower auction at 4 in the morning to collect all these filled in forms, manually aggregate them on new forms, and then go to buy the flowers ordered.

This man had many clients and truck drivers. Some of them only worked or ordered at specific days. It was also important that one could easily indicate which flowers were really important to get.

Then comes this 20 year old guy (me) who delivered a working prototype in 24 hours. You can imagine how happy this man was. He said: if you built this for me I will pay you 10K. In the meanwhile for fun you can borrow one of my sports cars if you want.

I took the deal, drove a big fat sports car for about 1.5 months, I delivered and the man payed me as promised.

The web app I developed is today still being used every day. I don't think there is any other project out there, at least not that I'm aware of, that I have worked on and is still being used today in its form as it was originally developed.

So I want to watch Olympics events on TV but apparently need a premium cable channel not in my package (NBC-SN).

BUT I can use my cable login to stream it online and in the NBC Sports app

AND the app supports Chromecast internally

In the end I still get to watch on my TV but... Why all this trouble....

Normies Developers
Crossfit Languages
Vegans Frameworks
Politics OS
Religion Color Scheme
Pets Editors
Sports Conferences
Fashion Companies
Movies Movies

Yes I am a developer and I am good at soccer, come on you naive idiot standing in front of me in complete awe, the days where these things were mutually exclusive are long gone! 🤓⚽️

Not dev related... but does anyone else ride? Sports bike is mine.

I think I'm not as socially awkward as I once believed. I realize I just have nothing in common with the majority of people.

I don't watch sports, I don't care about cars, or fantasy football, or have any hobbies non-developers would find interesting.

If you want to talk about software patterns, finite automaton, Lua/C APIs, etc, then fuck yeah I'll talk to you all day long.

Once upon a time we were normal remote professionals and our sprint meetings were characteristically professional, no more, no less.

Until.

one of our juniors, a Southern sports-bro type, suddenly started saying "SIR" to the scrum master in literally every sentence.

"Good morning sir". "Yes sir." "Thank you sir." "I can do that sir."

SOMEHOW this plague caught on to half of the male members of our team like we're in the military or something. We have ONE veteran and ZERO Indians and I can't think of a logical explanation for why we're suddenly sir-ing each other and people who aren't even high level executives.

Starting to realize I turn into AlexDeLarge when I play a few video games. (I'm not a hardcore gamer, just play the occasional fps or sports games.)

I caught myself yelling "I hope your fucking family falls into a pit of aids infected blood and they fucking drown in it you camping piece of shit" while I was playing PUBG today. Oops lol

#1 Take French language lessons to revive my long time ago knowledge.

#2 Read as many as I can books on dev topics

#3 Do more outdoor activities (sports)

#4 Liquidate my fucking bank loan

#5 Buy some nice wheels for my car

#6 Try to socialize more

#7 Be part of aiding childrens in need / abandoned ones

As a programmer doing sports, the only thing I think is: Shit, when my MacBook falls down, I will lose 13 unpushed commits.

Why is it that mediocre people are so loud mouthed.
some stupid wannabe fuck buys a sports car ranging around 100k, he will 3 stories of a week of that car.
Meanwhile the guy who has his own yatch and 12 properties doesn't say a word about it and appears lowkey
i find this fascinating af

Ordinary people brag about something they did in sports or somethin else boring they
did in their living.

Tech geeks brag about finally succeeding in installing Arch Linux.

In January this year, I began working in the office three days a week. Since last year, I have been engaged in text conversations with a girl, primarily about work-related matters as she was looking to pursue higher studies.
As someone who appreciates goal-oriented individuals, I maintained a conversation with her without appearing too needy.
Since our interactions were limited to chat, they remained somewhat superficial. However, ever since I saw her in person at the office, I started developing feelings for her. At the time, I was going through some personal challenges, which led to overwhelming and irrational thoughts.
Gradually, our casual chats progressed, and by February , I confessed my feelings to her. It was a mistake on my part because we had never been on a proper date before that day, and I hadn't even confirmed if she was already in a committed relationship.
We went out together and had a long conversation, during which it became clear that she was already committed to someone else, and that she had never thought of me in a romantic way.

This realization left me kind of sad, and I didn't do much work that day.
At the end of that day, I noticed someone sitting in the office lobby—a stranger to me, but someone who worked for the same company.
Guess who? Correct. A random girl.
She approached me and invited me to spend time at a nearby DJ event. She had a preference for taller men, and you know, as I am naturally tall and hairy, she found me attractive, I guess or not.
I felt like I had just experienced a breakup. Should I go with another woman ? I didn't feel quite right about that.
I did the obvious thing. I hesitated but ultimately decided to go with her to the DJ event without much thought.
We spent some time together, and afterward, I dropped her off at her place. However, I didn't have any strong feelings for this second girl. It could have been because she made the first move.
and it felt like something I didn't have to work hard for.

Fast forward to a sports day where I was feeling so happy after losing most of the games I participated in. I didnt even count the games I disqualified, by the way
Guess who is with me this time ?
Another girl, again a stranger to me, sat near me and started talking. She spoke about herself and her past relationships, displaying a remarkable ability to understand and use sarcasm—an uncommon trait among girls in my experience. It seemed like she really wanted someone to talk to.
She kept talking, and the next day, I asked her out for lunch. However, she said she wasn't interested in me romantically, which caught me off guard. It was perplexing that a simple lunch invitation led to such a defensive reaction from her.

The following day or some other day, or month , one of my colleagues pointed out a girl and mentioned that he didn't think he could ever date her as she seemed solely interested in long-term relationships.
I thought he might be right and that maybe it was best to let such people go for now. So I let her go. Yeah, you wish.
I approached her and learned about her family. We had a few encounters during the sports day, mostly revolving around sports and how badly i messed up games in the events.
Returning to the present, I asked her out. However, she expressed concerns that things could become uncomfortable if we went out. Since then, I haven't seen her because she moved to another office a few blocks away.

The next morning, a newcomer joined the team. She was slightly older, and by that time, I was confident in my ability to make anyone uncomfortable with lame jokes. So, I decided not to disturb her. Surprisingly, the same jokes that previously had mixed results were well-received by her. One thing led to another, and we went out. Unfortunately, she was dealing with depression, so I let her go after a few dates.

Now, let's go back to the first girl I mentioned, the one who stirred up my "feelings."
I decided to approach her, but she became furious and threatened to complain about me or have others take action against me.
I stormed out of her cabin. Later, I asked her for the reason behind her response. She said it was because she noticed me flirting with others around the office after I left her. She didn't appreciate that.
Unexpectedly, the Head of HR contacted me, and they wanted to have a talk, which happened yesterday.
Guess what?

Main language, do people have such a thing? Some quixotic shit about various languages I use:

C#: Microsoft
F#: never quite committing to 100% functional paradigms while still being one of the most enjoyable langs I use
Java: null handling via optional and maybes are ugly, but better than it was
C++: surprisingly functional in 2020
Haskell: no one else seems to ❤️ it, despite it being fucking beautiful
Kotlin: Ternary warfare, Czech sports opinions on how languages should work
Clojure: parenthetical scoping makes me far happier than it should
Typescript: makes ever more sense as it changes

Literally any of them. I've got several open projects.

My personal website- started it, got about half the front end done, no longer liked it, so I scrapped it. Take 2: got about half the front end done again, and again, didn't like it. So I just stopped working on it.

A website for a local business. I was just screwing around to test my skills, and got the entire front end almost exactly how I wanted it, and then just stopped. (I got busy and forgot about it, tbh.)

A fan page for a sports team. I was going to try and test my skills to make a blog-like website, got a large chunk of the front end down, and a bit of back end done. But it took a back seat to my personal site, and is just collecting dust.

I have procrastination issues.

I decided I should finally relocate from Russia. As one of the people I value much once said, it’s not about grass being greener, it’s about grass being alive.

I’m not going to buy a property here. Instead, I do this all at the same time:

- fixing my health (eye surgery done, quit smoking half a year ago, quit sugar several months ago, now through dental care and an obesity treatment with newest novo-nordisk stuff and sports, so far so good)

- gaining some momentum (newsletter launched, articles and open source stuff are published on a regular basis, it all gonna assembly to make my new website and a v2.0 media presence)

- learning (hands-on management and a11y experience on my current job as a tech evangelist, also a11y courses, bleeding edge JavaScript and css)

- saving money. Fuck rouble, just converting everything into usd covers up all commissions and taxes and basically makes me money

I’m going to accomplish all this and finally relocate.

Being attached to my city is a bias and a mind game. I just need to leave.

To everyone involved in my last rant, I deleted it because it was just going in the direction of "this guy thinks he's better than everyone, boohoo you have to revert to a perfectly acceptable laptop" and so on.

My intent was to compare my two laptops as a follow-up related to my HDD doing shit, but everyone took it the wrong way. So please, don't continue this discussion over this rant because you think I am spoiled or anything, I get your opinion, I disagree with it, you disagree with my opinion whether you get it or not...

That being said, I still think everyone can rant about what they have (assuming it was bought with their own money) without being called "spoiled". If you own a sports car or a great computer, you can hate the fact that you have to go back to an ordinary one. If you have a great house and it's destroyed in a fire, you can hate having to go back to a normal apartment. If you're a CEO, you can rant about going down to normal employee.

To everyone who has a crappy laptop or whatever that converts to in any other field, I can only wish that you'll upgrade it to a better one. To everyone that has a great laptop that's breaking down, I can only wish that you'll get it fixed and will be able to get off your older laptop you have to use meanwhile. Use your money the way you want, decide for yourself what parts of your life you want " more than average" and which ones you want just average, and live with what you want.

I don't really know what the whole point of this rant is... I wrote it without re-reading it, so feel free to ignore it, but I just wanted to address this. I'll still give updates about me fixing my better laptop, so to everyone wanting to comment on it, do as you wish. I just don't want another "Quality of life" war to happen, that wouldn't lead anywhere.

Sorry for this rant if its stupid, but I'm feeling a bit better now :)

Sports.
When I have low motivation I go running or riding my bike. The fresh air is great for the head.

A /thread.

I have to say something important. As the story progresses, the rage will keep fueling up and get more spicy. You should also feel your blood boil more. If not, that's because you're happy to be a slave.

This is a clusterfuck story. I'll come back and forth to some paragraphs to talk about more details and why everything, INCLUDING OUR DEVELOPER JOBS ARE A SCAM. we're getting USED as SLAVES because it's standardized AS NORMAL. IT IS EVERYTHING *BUT* NORMAL.

START:

As im watching the 2022 world cup i noticed something that has enraged me as a software engineer.

The camera has pointed to the crowd where there were old football players such as Rondinho, Kaka, old (fat) Ronaldo and other assholes i dont give a shit about.

These men are old (old for football) and therefore they dont play sports anymore.

These men don't do SHIT in their lives. They have retired at like 39 years old with MULTI MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN THEIR BANK ACCOUNT.

And thats not all. despite of them not doing anything in life anymore, THEY ARE STILL EARNING MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS PER MONTH. FOR WHAT?????

While i as a backend software engineer get used as a slave to do extreme and hard as SHIT jobs for slave salary.

500-600$ MAX PER MONTH is for junior BACKEND engineers! By the law of my country software businesses are not allowed to pay less than $500 for IT jobs. If thats for backend, imagine how much lower is for frontend? I'll tell you cause i used to be a frontend dev in 2016: $200-400 PER MONTH IS FOR FRONTEND DEVELOPERS.

A BACKEND SOFTWARE ENGINEER with at least 7-9 years of professional experience, is allowed to have $1000-2000 PER MONTH

In my country, if you want to have a salary of MORE THAN $3000/Month as SOFTWARE ENGINEER, you have to have a minimum of Master's Degree and in some cases a required PhD!!!!!!

Are you fucking kidding me?

Also. (Btw i have a BSc comp. sci. Degree from a valuable university) I have taken a SHIT ton of interviews. NOT ONE OF THEM HAVE ASKED ME IF I HAVE A DEGREE. NO ONE. All HRs and lead Devs have asked me about myself, what i want to learn and about my past dev experience, projects i worked on etc so they can approximate my knowledge complexity.

EVEN TOPTAL! Their HR NEVER asked me about my fycking degree because no one gives a SHIT about your fucking degree. Do you know how can you tell if someone has a degree? THEY'LL FUCKING TELL YOU THEY HAVE A DEGREE! LMAO! It was all a Fucking scam designed by the Matrix to enslave you and mentally break you. Besides wasting your Fucking time.

This means that companies put degree requirement in job post just to follow formal procedures, but in reality NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT IT. NOOBOODYYY.

ALSO: I GRADUATED AND I STILL DID NOT RECEIVE MY DEGREE PAPER BECAUSE THEY NEED AT LEAST 6 MONTHS TO MAKE IT. SOME PEOPLE EVEN WAITED 2 YEARS. A FRIEND OF MINE WHO GRADUATED IN FEBRUARY 2022, STILL DIDNT RECEIVE HIS DEGREE TODAY IN DECEMBER 2022. ALL THEY CAN DO IS PRINT YOU A PAPER TO CONFIRM THAT I DO HAVE A DEGREE AS PROOF TO COMPANIES WHO HIRE ME. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY MAKING FOR SO LONG, DIAMONDS???

are you fucking kidding me? You fucking bitch. The sole paper i can use to wipe my asshole with that they call a DEGREE, at the end I CANT EVEN HAVE IT???

Fuck You.

This system that values how much BULLSHIT you can memorize for short term, is called "EDUCATION", NOT "MEMORIZATION" System.

Think about it. Don't believe be? Are you one of those nerds with A+ grades who loves school and defends this education system? Here I'll fuck you with a single question: if i gave you a task to solve from linear algebra, or math analysis, probabilistics and statistics, physics, or theory, or a task to write ASM code, would you know how to do it? No you won't. Because you "learned" that months or years ago. You don't know shit. CHECK MATE. You can answer those questions by googling. Even the most experienced software engineers still use google. ALL of friends with A+ grades always answered "i dont know" or "i dont remember". HOW IF YOU PASSED IT WITH A+ 6 DAYS AGO? If so, WHY THE FUCK ARE WE WASTING YEARS OF AN ALREADY SHORT HUMAN LIFE TO TEMPORARILY MEMORIZE GARBAGE? WHY DONT WE LEARN THAT PROCESS THROUGH WORKING ON PRACTICAL PROJECTS??? WOULDNT YOU AGREE THATS A BETTER SOLUTION, YOU MOTHERFUCKER BITCH ASS SLAVE SUCKA???

Im can't even afford to buy my First fuckinf Car with this slave salary. Inflation is up so much that 1 bag of BASIC groceries from Walmart costs $100. IF BASIC GROCERIES ARE $100, HOW DO I LIVE WITH $500-600/MONTH IF I HAVE OTHER EXPENSES?

Now, back to slavery. Here's what i learned.

1800s: slaves are directly forced to work in exchange for food to survive.

2000s: slaves are indirectly forced to work in exchange for money as a MIDDLEMAN that can be used to buy food to survive.

????

This means: slavery has not gone anywhere. Slavery has just evolved. And you're fine with it.

Will post part 2 later.

I think I need to get out of room and do some sports. I am growing up tits. is that programming 😰

Had to do a presentation about our fov sports... Lel

I can't believe Race Walking is an Olympic sport and Speed Typing isn't.

Sports made me a better dev. It helps me think straight.

best advice i know

get both into programming and body building.

"you're such a nerd for using linux 🤡" well yeah but do you see this huge biceps?

"you're not even that strong 🤡" well yeah but look at my bank account

Our team - if ever existed - is falling apart. Pressure raising. Release deadline probably failing. No release ready for Big Sur.

Almost seemed we were getting somewhere: More focus on code quality, unit tests, proper design, smaller classes. But somehow we now ended up in "microservice" hell; a gazillion classes, mostly tested in isolation, but together they just fail to do their job. A cheap and dirty proof of concept from March is still more capable than this pile. I really start to doubt all that "Clean code", TDD, Agility rhetorics. What does it help you, if nobody cares for the end result? It's like a month I try to hammer down that message: we have to have testable artifacts, we have to ensure code signing works, our artifact is packaged and installable, we have to give QA something they can test - but time just passes and this piece of shit software is still being killed or does nothing.

Now my knee is broken and can do no sports and are tied to my chair even more. To top it all my coffee machine broke and my internet connection was abysmal this week. Not the usual small disconnects, after which it would recover, but more annoying and enduring: often being throttled to 1.7 MB/s (ranking my connection in the slowest 7% even in Germany). My RDP sessions had compression artifacts all over the screen and a mouse click would only take effect 5 sec later.

But my Esspresso machine was just repaired. Not all hope is lost.

So hanging out with my in-laws tonight. It apparently is super bowl Sunday. I don't know a damn thing about football and could care less about it.

Them: who do you think is going to win?
Me: I guess the better team?

Them: yes but who are you rooting for?
Me: don't know who's playing?

Ahhhhhhhggg I can't stand sports people.

And there they are yelling at a TV like someone on the other side will actually hear them.

Does anyone else have a similar situation?

Seriously, fuck sports fans. Imagine having to relate every conceivable concept through a scenario in sport to understand it.

"How does that work?"
"Okay, so imagine you've got this team, right..."

What would you all be doing if you didn't have programming?

Personally, I'd be getting a sports science degree, or working on some sort of degree dealing with sports. My other option would be something with music.

Curious interview process for a job I was denied for. I was told to create an app for a "case study" I was given a week it was supposed to be a single activity sports app written in MVVM with a specific API. I turned in a single activity, 3 fragment application, that made queries and displayed results from that specific API as well as told the weather and in quirky quotes told you whether or not it was a good idea to go tailgating. When I got to the interview after turning it in a day early they said they loved the application, hounded me on code (all questions in which I answered) and they told me that I would get word on next steps within the next few days. Obviously I didn't get that job as earlier stated however, does this not seem weird?

Sport Festival today

I'm in the IT course and responsible for injecting data into DBs.

I asked some 11-graders if they would pay for better values ;D

!dev

For a long time, I thought that the most annoying people on the ski slope are kids overestimating their abilities on a difficult piste or speeding down the slope ignoring others. Boy was I wrong; those kids are nothing compared to all the fucking morons who think that buying the most expensive gear at a local sports store makes them better at skiing.

For the love of god, if you ever consider skiing, just buy some reasonably cheap all-mountain gear, and if you think you need something better, do proper research or find a fucking expert. I'm not talking about those "experts" they have at your local sports store, I'm talking someone who provides gear and support for actual ski clubs and teams, or at least someone working at a dedicated outdoors store who actually owns some of the gear they're selling.

"Oh, but I'm an advanced skier" - right, then why don't you tell me what turning radius, width profile, and flex would best fit you? Thought so.

Look, it's clear just by looking at your $1000 "racing" skis that they have a way shorter turning radius than any competition-level skis, and if you were really going as fast as you think you are, you'd probably spin out on every other turn with such a short radius. Your curved skiing poles aren't fooling anyone either; professionals only use those in super-g and downhill because you need to go insanely fast to notice any advantage over regular poles. And people who race that fast use way more protection than I can see on you.

Okay, it's your gear, it's your body; if you're going to buy overpriced stuff that doesn't make sense or neglect protection, that's up to you. Do you know what's not up to you? Being a fucking moron and ruining skiing for everyone else. Just because you got the most expensive "expert-level" gear, you can't just use it for powder, park, or moguls when you feel like it because you don't fucking know how to ride any of these, even if your gear claims to be good for all types of skiing. And let me tell you, that expensive gear you have is much less forgiving than some entry-level gear if you decide to try other styles of skiing.

I'm fucking tired of people like that. If I go to the resort with lots of powder, I want to ride the powder, not spend most of my time avoiding groups of morons who clearly don't have the right gear and skills for the powder. If I go to the resort with a huge park, I want to ride the park, and I can't do anything if the place is covered by dipshits speeding past the objects and braking in front of the jumps. And if I want to race down the piste, I want to race, I don't want to have a bunch of morons constantly switching side in front of me to avoid "rough" parts they can't ride on.

Talking about adrenaline sports in a class and our favorites.

Me ? Writing C code without checking for null pointers!

What about you ?

Prediction:

eSportsing is the sportsing of the future.

It's pandemic-proof.

!tech

recently i have been realising that i am utterly lonely. their isn't a group of people in life (apart from my parents) who aren't either paid to be with me (i.e office colleagues) or i am paying to be with them (i.e gym) and its very sad.

i don't have any siblings. the relatives are on sour terms, so no one visit. my parents are mostly loveless and the whole family is just focusing on sustaining than living or enjoying. i recently had some arguments with my friends and now they too are not on talking terms. .

I am a 25 year old, short , somewhat chubby guy in the most boring and safe field with no interesting interests except an average guy stuff ( cars, stocks, tech, career, sports... things that guys usually discuss).

I have been told on face that my vibe isn't interesting and i can honestly accept that . i myself wouldn't want to be with someone like me. if you are girl, then i will probably be talking to you for 30 seconds of joke-cum-fun-cum-serious-cum-caring stuff( i usually have 1-2 lines of witty stuff prepared) before going all silent and boring you the fuck out.

the next convo will be followed by an even dumber sentence but i will try to end it with a geeky joke or reference and a small laugh prompting you to also smile or fake laugh. and if you did that, then i will be desperate to keep you laughing, but my sentences will keep on getting more dumber and boring until you leave and categorise me as the most boring idiot/ "nice guy" you met. ( and meanwhile i am at the mental stage where i love you as the most precious thing of my world and imagining kids and life with you)

I can't care for anyone. I have seen too much parent fights, empty walls, money issues to understand how to care for anyone . my life is focused and sad.

shall i go on giving chocolates to everyyone in office to be popular? shall i ask a random gorl on the stret for her phone number? shall i start strolling in the park and try to talk to people? honestly, if i were a girl and someone does this to me, i would be shit scared and creeped out than falling for that guy.

then how the fuck i land myself into someone who wants to be with me? do i even want someone to be with me? or is loneliness the only thing i want?

i feel pretty okay for the most part of the day in this loneliness, except at some weird times like when am eating a platefu9 of chinese alone in some shop, or at night when i lock the door of a 9x9 large room and realise that i am the only one here.

i was once excited to grow up and do grown-up stuff like drive a car, take a solo tour, goto vaccination in every few days, be adventurous . but that has changed . i did all these things when i had people in my life. i somewhat felt motivated to do those, seeing that there were people who wanted to be with me during/after these things and care about me. now it just feels pointless.

What the fuck 2K Sports devs? 😂😂

!dev
At my current work (sports wear bla bla bla) we recently had couple of brands come by (136people) and had a presentation. One of the market lead peps stood and talked about future plans and projects in the following:

👨🏻‍💼MarketGuy: "we want to improve the e-shop service and direct booking system. Think about it, AI, machine learning and deep network, these are all out there and we should consider working with it!"

👨🏻Me: ... *Thinking* "buzzwords, buzzwords everywhere.. dude you don't even know how to excel..

👨🏻‍💼: *Continues babbling about website, Blockchain and AI together with sportswear and the future of working together*

MAH GAAAD (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
I need a coffee.. ☕

Making an app for Android and iOS, for a football club in league.
Android, naturally is no problem.
iOS.....
"Your app or its metadata appears to contain misleading content.
Specifically, your app includes content that resembles one or multiple third-party sports teams and/or leagues."
....yes....because it's an app for a football club in a league.
What else can I do about that? Can I have more specifics?

I don't think I've been more excited about anything than my very first application.

This was when I was just starting out with programming. I had chosen C++ as my first programming language.

A friend and I'd written a simple application to fetch XML data from a sports data server, parse it and display our favourite football (soccer, for Americans) team's fixtures and results on a GUI.
We called it Sportify.

Kiki day:
- wake up
- pills
- run 2.5k
- join my wife at the local sports ground
- booty exercise
- pick trash off the ground while she finishes her workout
- shower
- refactoring
- work
- working on my own projects. If I'm not in the mood for that, then here's the schedule:
- - Monday: iron clothes
- - Tuesday: eliminate infoclutter
- - Wednesday: tidying up online presence
- - Thursday: writing
- - Friday: cooking
- - Saturday: cleaning, changing bedsheets
- - Sunday: rest
- pills
- sleep

!dev
My rough assumptions on wtf is going on with covid changing our lives - maybe leading to some business ideas.
In theory we are indoctrinated from little child that to do something we need to go to special place to do things in community.
Name it :
- school,
- university,
- job,
- college
As a result we build world around communities:
- public transportation
- sidewalks
- 4 seated cars
- parks
- sports
- shopping malls
Now due to pandemic we’re unable to do so and from some time we start indoctrinating people to do lots of things remotely and stay at home:
- remote job
...
- shopping
etc.
Depending on how strong is our character we react to this inception differently but future generations won’t have this indoctrination of commutation deep in their minds.

Interesting 🤔

My first assumption is that robotics market will start growing exponentially.

When you start up your Xbox at night during the offshore meeting trying to be all sneaky & a co worker privately messages you "are you playing Fifa?" after hearing "EA sports it's in the game"

God I fucking hate my country! The moment it looks like we've managed to control covid spread by limiting movement between cities / municipalities and banning people from public places, and we may just be able to slowly loosen some restrictions, some fucktard on national TV starts telling people how all those restrictions are unbearable just because they came from the "wrong" political option. And people listen to that idiot more than all doctors telling them to stay safe.

The worst part is we probably wouldn't even limit movement if it didn't become obvious people are hoarding natural attraction / getting injured by extreme sports / inviting friends & relatives over when told to stay at home and avoid public places.

That feeling when the team works so much overtime that one of your colleagues looses sight on an eye and starts wearing sports sun glasses when working to protect his one functioning eye :/

Any people here who experienced derealization?

Just sharing it here because I think that devs (or other stressful desk jobs) are especially susceptible to it.

I’ve had the feeling that my perception of the world has been kinda „weird“ and unsharp for months but I always thought „I’m sure it’s because I drink too much. I’m sure it’s because I don’t eat healthy. I’m sure it’s because I don’t do sports. I’m sure it’s because I don’t sleep enough“ etc.

I knew about derealization but I always had the opinion that it’s one of those psycho diseases that are all made up.

When I started doing some research on it i learned what it actually is..
A „defense“ mechanism of the brain to protect the brain from shocks and stuff or just a mental disturbance and that it’s kind of a vicious circle once you actually notice it.
It’s only getting worse because you focus on it and check in on it if it’s still there..

Just a few days ago I started to ignore it and told myself „it’s fine, it’s a natural experience, just ignore it“. It changed things a lot..
I feel much better just because of the fact that I’m no longer afraid of it.

Enjoy your weekend, cheers!

I was Noob af in my first year of engg!
My school friends and I decided to make a website.A website which will be a one stop shop for sports news,movies etc etc.
We took a week to make a logo and decide website's name.Before writing a single line of code we fought with one of group members and he left the project.😂
In the name of website we didn't do anything other than logo and name and the semester got over.I failed in two subjects in that semester.
In third semester i realized nothing gonna happen if i stay with these people so i started with Android on my own and I'm an android dev now.
Ps:I was the only from that group that actually made a website.It was E-commerce website that i made in sem 4

!rant

Just found out that all the high school varsity sports kids that got full rides to ivy leagues for sports are all transferring or failing. Meanwhile, I've been accepted into a graduate program for Software Engineering and I'm going into my second internship this summer. I know to most people that's just more work and more school but to me that's winning

!dev

It's here! It's finally here! College (Merican) football gameday is finally fucking here.

Time to do absolutely nothing for the rest of the day! 😁😁😁😁

The Online Marketers I work with sometimes ask how I know so much about certain things.

Well, while you guys were partying in your late teens/early 20s and playing sports with your friends, I was sitting home on nights and weekends learning about computers, networks and code.

It only sucks they make a shit ton more money than me and work about 4 hours a day.

At least I'm making more than most of my peers and probably 90% more than people I went to high school with.

My next project is a functional fitness/crossfit application and my client requires me to attend and participate sessions with them in order for me to understand and appreciate the sport. I got the point but OMG I only know sports via tv,youtube,etc.. and not really fun of socializing. I might die doing this project. Help me!

I love sports and code. I dreamt of being able to teach my boy how to play ball but after a few years of TBall and Soccer, I accepted that he did not like sports. I didn't want to be the kind of father that forces their child to play when they don't want to so I let the dream go. Besides, he'll be a coder like his old man right? He's 10 now, so I tried to start getting him into working on some Minecraft mods. He loves Minecraft... but no interest in code. 😭

When the monthly scrum retrospective reaches the 90 minute mark...

You know when people are being stress tested and they break by getting up, run around screaming and ultimately knock themselves unconscious by running into a wall?

That. I felt like doing that.

I swear someone activates some sort of gravity well when these meetings begin because time beings to stretch on and o........n....... while they meetings happen.

I began to list things I think I'd rather be doing than be in that meeting.

1) Tax returns.
2) Prostate exam (not old enough to need one yet but at least I'd be out the meeting).
3) Visiting the dentist.
4) Assembling IKEA furniture.
5) Watching soccer at least they have the decency to give you a break in the middle and I find sports as engaging as a dog turd on the sidewalk.

So bored was I that I began to notice notches and holes in the ceiling tiles and when I remarked upon them others became engrossed in them and began to speculate upon their origins.

I don't know who a speaker is, what department they are from, what product they're working on or what's so important about the algorithm they're working on. There is no context, no explanation and half way through a show and tell I had to check we were still in a show and tell.

I was bored shitless. I actually felt physical pain from boredom, I've not felt that way since I was a child.

I really, really hate that scrum is implemented in this way.

It left me with only half an hour of coding time left and really it sapped my energy and motivation to the point where I just went home early.

Excuse my language, but:

Fucking bloody cunting waste of time, I've had more productive moments in the restroom. They need to piss off or committed seppuku, ideally both. Dante got it wrong the seventh level of hell is this. I'm usually a very calm and balanced individual but yesterday, yesterday I just... Fuck! Argh! Fuck you meeting, fuck you.

If you are the type that schedules meetings like this:

May a thousand Jabberwockies plague your nightmares and be it that the next seventy seven times you lay with a human shall ye experience bitter failure! I hope Cthulhu himself visits his "enlightenment" upon you and you fear sleep henceforth.

I'm bringing a rubix cube or juggling balls into the next meeting so that I can say at least I learned something and it wasn't time wasted.

Non-IT
Can't afford laptop
Want to make an app from scratch by coding , compiling from my Android mobile.
Is it possible??
What would you suggest me?
Which language would be better to start with.
step by step procedure would be helpful.
Do's and don't!!!

Or this attempt look silly/lame?!

Some of the Devs at ESPN have a sense of humor lol 😂

So some guys at my brother's college made a sports live score app, which charges 1$ for getting score. He decompiles it, and what we see is bewildering, it is not obfuscated and the link to the json values are hardcoded in the app and the whole login process is just a sham. Seriously, WTF, were the guys thinking!

I had the Fox Sports Go app on my Roku TV.

A few weeks ago, I noticed it was changed to the Fox Sports with a whole new design.

"Cool deal I like this."

Fast forward to today, I'm looking for a game that I know I have access to and I should be able to see. (I also check the Fox Sports Go website to see it there.)

Turns out, some dumbass fucker thought it'd be a fan-fucking-tastic idea to take a few of the TV channels and put them on their own app, while leaving the others in a separate app.

What the fuck was the point of this? I genuinely want to know what the end goal was, because it's fucking retarded to have two apps to do what one can and DID do.

being physically disabled is such a nightmare. i have experienced a whole different personality of being dependent on others , being incapable of basic tasks and feeling incomplete all the times. it's very humbling, and i have found a whole new respect for human body and social conduct.

just want to get whole again. don't know how long its going to take a humerus arm fracture to join back on is own, now that i got a plate screwed to the broken parts to keep them together.
the doctors will probably ask me to remove the external brace after a few months followed by exercises for next more months the complete bends/stretch will probably take 6-9 months and bone will join enough in 1-2 year after which i could get the plate removed (this is the happy case, not considering the high risk of my bones getting permanently twisted or plate getting envolped by bone mass )

everything simply sucks till then. imagine getting pushed back in your life by 2+ yrs in your prime age of 25.
farewell to my dreams of adventure sports, senior goals and gappy marriage .

folks, don't do stupid stuff that can get your body into trouble, you WILL regret.

Why are all the developers non-athletic? I have never seen a bodybuilder developer and not much sports events happens in a software company !!

A medical doctor gets fired for clearing a football player to play for not having an injury.

What does that do to the intellectual ecosystem?

These people go to college on full scholarships…to throw balls around?

I mean it sounds very silly when its put that way, but the initiation and training of a doctor is not a joke.

Why is this money being spent on football players?

I think operating tables should be televised, with announcers, and pundits, and star surgeons,

A person placing bets would need a working knowledge of the operating table if they are going to be placing bets.

We are smarter than this as people. Sports should not be just hulking drones throwing balls around.

Sports. Without sports I would never get my head free from my dev thinking. But getting my head free is necessary to get new ideas and solve old problems.

Where the fuck do I take myself?
I love programming, I like cricket in sports as hell, I love blogging writing, love to do sketching have very much interest in photography.
Damit I'm hatting myself

Pure coding hackathon where all of three first places where won by pictures and good pitches. (Nothing was coded after 24hours)
P.S. we did google maps with sports events in our city (nothing fancy)

I hate when people say "why do you prefer programming instead of football/sports? " . I like sports but I hate all the super addicted people who fight just because someone said " I don't follow your team".

Is too bad to say that I don't know all the players of a team ? If I say so there will be always someone saying " We know that, you are a fucking nerd.".
Oh well sorry for the angry post. I am more calm now.

Guys, I want to do sports to evacuate stress (my school level is very... Straight) can you give me an idea of which sports doesn't consume much time and helps to free your mind? :)

I thought this virus cancelled all the sports but bitches are still playin with my heart!!

How long y'all think it is before we get things like Spotify integrated into video games, especially sports ones where it makes the most sense.

Hopefully soon, because I'd be down.

Every student here has to write an essay about some kind of voluntary work he / she did while studying and how the knowledge can be used in your (future) job.
I did train and educate kids at sports. In the end I've compared those kids with a group of software developers which has to be educated, too (e.g. in their manners).

This fucking WHORE girl at my office that im supposed to work the project with, talks with the other girl about finding a new RICH sports basketball guy because shes looking only for RICH guys. Then talks about how women take rich guys young and marry them ASAP because they view it as an investment. She views marrying a rich guy as INVESTMENT. This is so Fucking saddening it pisses me off. Cant focus on my fucking work from this whore bragging about wanting to marry a millionaire basketball guy (shes 25 and nearing expiry date probably got ran through by the whole city and now looks for a simp to inherit massive wealth)

A girl that works as a difficult job as mine and is backend, and talks like this, has this whore mentality, is fucking SADDENING and DEGRADING. It is humiliating towards me. I find it extremely offensive and do not appreciate this at all even if it has nothing to do with her whore activities.

The sole fact that she is looking ELSEWHERE for a rich guy, a guy who throws a Fucking BALL, because everyone knows we working in tech are NOT rich, while a retard throwing a ball IS rich--this is Fucking HUMILIATING. I'll perform a ritual and hope to God that basketball guy cheats on her or leaves her. Every whore fucking deserves this. I thought she was a cool girl until i heard her talk shit where shes only looking to be with a rich guy. Who the FUCK are you? You're working a 9-5 backend job while i work devops + your job. I make more than you even though i still find it being a slave wage. She apparently wants someone who earns at least x100 more than her. Fuck you whore

Want to downvote comment out of pride, but know I must up vote to acknowledge that I have been properly burned and put in my place.

Be good sports when this happens to you and do the same.

Damn I hate ads. Ads everywhere, watching your favourite sports ads interrupts , visiting a website ads. In sites they pop up too much until it becomes personal

10Cricin is a government-licensed and regulated online casino organization that offers a wide range of games, appealing primarily to Indian players, including online slots, cricket, poker, baccarat, roulette, and sports betting.

Address : 135, Jor Bagh, New Delhi, Delhi 110003, India
Code : 110003
Contact Number : 07429845398
Hastags: #10Cricin #bradleycaldwell #10CricinCasino #10cricinsport

I can't believe I agreed to do a party bus to Cleveland at 7:30 am to watch a parade. I don't like sports, and I hate crowds. I don't feel like drinking yet, I have a 10 minute phone meeting at 10am. At some point I'm gonna wish I just went to work.

Look what I found in a sports app(Cricbuzz)

Can anyone suggest a good REST API for sports data? I have developed an app for Android that shows information and statistics about football league,teams and players. I need to add news feeds,live scores and images. I am using a free API for experimental purpose which is limited. Any help would be appreciated.

How do you stay positive?

[Boring monologue following, keep scrolling.]

I seem to always focus on the negative things and it's miserable not only for myself but also the people around me. I think about doing things more than doing them. I'm in my own head a lot. It's difficult to let go. I mask a lot (i.e. try to act normal, to not be [or rather feel] judged).

I'm trying to change - from today - by not complaining anymore about things out of my control, spending less time online / more outside and doing more sports. It would probably do me good to find an outdoors hobby, ideally a social/cooperative activity with some physical activity.

I just needed to let this out. To write it down and commit it to the void.

Contracting some sports related web apps for the national army.. Couldn't have predicted this kind of projects / clients when started the business some years back. :)

Car reviewers are the bane of my existence.
In one video, a dude reviews a 3rd gen Rav4 and says "don't expect Porsche like performance or luxury materials".
Well, no fucking shit, Sherlock.
Who would've thought? An affordable compact SUV doesn't have sports car performance. Mind = Blown.

Also, vague and subjective criticism such as "unimpressive steering" or "not fun to drive". Not fun how? Whatever the fuck that means.
Dudes want a budget car with a Bugatti engine, that handles like a Porsche but priced as a Honda.

Seriously, why the fuck do these reviewers regurgitate the same shit, over and over again.

A good review must take into account the price of the car. And at most, compare it to similarly priced cars.
Comparing a Corolla to a 911 is down right moronic.

I am interested, are there any professionals (or amateurs) in some sports in our community?
How do you combine sport and job?

I'm a ballroom dancer (it's not me on the photo, just example) and it's more than a hobby, but it is money-demanding, so I study programming
I have no job jet, but planning to have it soon

I checked something and the school I want to apply to for Computer Management (basically the paper I need to prove I’m a dev) requires me to do PE.... Like, come the FUCK ON. How am I gonna learn stuff (and get retold the same shit I know since I’m 10) about PROGRAMMING if I’m doing SPORTS?! WHY?! I can barely get up the damn stairs without my knees fucking up and being out of breath.... fml

I've been trying to get a middle-healthy lifestyle (means I eat what I want while it's quality and not harmful, doing sports four times in a week, and stuff...) and actually I'm just waking up at a friend's home after a party where we just ate like two big fat cheesy French fries steak and cordon bleu European tacos (they look like a kebab, not Mexican stuff at all) asking myself where my self estime is.

Being a developer and loving to eat is really punitive sometimes...

Exercise and sports are good ways of relax and get some discipline. Writting, either blog posts or simply for yourself improves your communication skills. On the communication side, I've specially noticed that I improved by doing talks (dev and no-dev) even if it wasn't for and audiance of more than 30. Games also helped me with problem solving and management. There's a lot a stuff 😅

The life of a normal person is like waking up every day with a zero on the scale of suffering. You did something good — here are -20 points to that scale. Something bad happened — well, here are +10 points. Being a bipolar person, my life is like beginning every day with +500 suffer points. Every day is a devastating uphill battle to just break even.

Why live then?

You can't win. If you have a healthy sleep schedule, do sports and eat healthy, it's still +500 every day. One mistake like fucking up your sleep schedule — boom, you now start at +700.

In Japan, a new breakthrough in psychiatry is happening as they were able to tie bipolar disorder to a HHV6 herpesvirus messing up the operation of Parkinje cells in human brain, unreachable to the immune system because of blood-brain barrier. A nasal spray treatment is proposed. If successful, bipolar disorder could be cured forever.

Until an actual nasal spray is released, I decided to wait because it's a huge bummer killing myself only some three years before this breakthrough.

But if their experiments will never come to fruition and my conventional therapy will not be successful, I will kill myself.

I don't want to live like this.

Curious about developer lifestyles: how many of you do sports or physical activity and what do you do?

Doing sports. Any kind of exercise helps to clear my head. In the last two months I had less time and possibility to train and I can really feel the difference.

I want to go to gym but im too broke

Gyms in my country are expensive as fuck. German gym Synergy (im not from germany) costs $27 not per month but per 7 trainings within 1 month. That means if i go every day monday through sunday i have wasted my ticket and have to pay another $27. And thats just the minimum package level, there are other more expensive packages out there that include sauna and various other shits. Other gyms are just as expensive, more or less

On top of that I'd have to pay the private gym coach several hundreds of euros (depending on gym coach) ranging from 100-500 or more euros per month. I live in a country where engineer's minimum salary is 500 euros per month

Not to mention the special expensive food I'd have to eat to follow the training diet which will cost additional several hundred euros more??

double costs = gym + coach + food;

It saddens me to throw away so much money on a liability like this. I'd rather throw that money into some crypto asset thats gonna yield me more money

How the fuck do people afford gym? I want to go to the gym but im too broke for this... Like how perfect and complete life do some people already live in order to be able to afford gym membership so easily?

I cant believe im working such a difficult software java backend job and cant afford a goddamn gym membership

Edit: I just wanted some minimal workouts to maintain my physical health, not some intensive sports workout. Just enough so i look good physically but not too much difficult or heavy weight workouts because i dont care about bodybuilding etc thats not my primary job. So therefore if im asking for bare minimum shouldn't there be some ultra cheap option for me?

Work 8 hours at the company
But also wants to...
...play sports ?
......learn new knowledge ?

- I love blowing my mind. Even if it is the most confusing thing. Things like security mechanisms, neurons' behaviors, mathematics (even tho I hate it when I fail lol), electronics, medical terminology and chemistry.
- I love collecting rare coins, personally never-seen stones and put them into my collection. I love to be a designer. Not only on my laptop. I have a book shelf and within that book shelf I put stones that create the yin yang sign while pushing the books to two sides. That makes them look like they are levitating. I have stones (including obsidian) that create a triangle and a knife hanging down the wall of my room.
- I love visiting touristic, historic, naturally-beautiful but also non-touristic (non-touristic? yes. by that I mean visiting e.g. the areas of touristic cities which are dangerous, because you can easily fall down off of a slippery ground and take serious injuries) places around the globe, talk to complete strangers in public (I am trying to be an extrovert), take pictures with my camera and collecting antiquities.
- I love taking risks (no. I don't play any poker games etc on the internet) without trying to put other people in risk. Driving insanely with whatever I have. Car, bike, you name it.
- I love reading books. Books that are about human psychology, fantasy novels and books about programming languages.
- I love to cook (I am at the beginning).
- I love to use the konMari method of tidying up my room.
- I love plants.
- I love having everything in my room tidied up (even if I am too busy with other stuff and skip this cleaning process for a week upto a month sometimes. Sorry, room.).
- I love doing sports. But mostly sport that I have never tried before. This can be, because of my greedy wish for an adrenaline kick. That led me into taking a balloon flight at 4 am (sunrise) and to paragliding at sunset above Mediterranean sea btw. (I am normally afraid of flying, but paragliding was awesome).
- I love swimming. Like, you cannot pull me out of the sea for a minimum of 2 hours, if it is not important.
- I love laying above the sea water and let the sea carry me to somewhere else.
- I love being alone. I love the silence. I love to be free in my thoughts.
- I love watching the sunset, the light that shines through the forest, the moonlight and the stars at night.
- I love dreaming. No, like, lucid dreaming for example.
- I love being open to any opinions.
- I love to learn about other people's views about the world and their religion.
- I love pets and would do anything to keep them alive when they are ill. It hurts my heart seeing them like this.
- I love watching demonic "A: Holy shit! Did you see this thing, too?! B: Yes!" YouTube videos just for the fun of it, but I hate horror movies and games.
- I love trying out new things. The creation of music and video for example.
- I love to give my hair and beard a shape, if I am too lazy to go to the barbershop lol. By that I don't mean just going to the barbershop, but taking an electric razor and cutting my hair myself even if I get bad results from time to time that can be corrected by letting any family member tell me in which area of of my head the hair problem is.
- I don't like disco clubs.
- I don't like toxic people even though I can be a quite toxic person myself without realizing it. If I appear toxic to you, inform me about it. Having so much testosterone in that moment, can make me do things that I don't want to do.
- I don't like drugs even tho I have to admit that I am trying a few from time to time (maybe 6 months in-between) to have a dopamine kick. I am not an addict.
- I hate myself for things that I did in the past.
- I used to watch MMA videos etc.
- I used to use a telescope, but I can't find it anymore.
- I used to have a microscope, but I can't find it anywhere and besides of that the seller did literally piss in it before selling it to me many years ago. Don't want to touch it tbh.
- I used to play games, but I don't enjoy games anymore. That makes me feel sad.
- I miss the old moments of my life.

In conclusion:
I like how things went and go so far. It changed me so much. It made me a good and a bad person. I became more open and confident, but it also particularly made me a leader who can say "fuck off" in a bad way to his family. I would like to undo this particular part of me.

Third day of working on my recruitment task, and I'm starting to get pissed. I'm applying for Junior JS developer (suprised that they even picked me, I had 1 JS project in my resume, rest was Java). The task seemed simple, create website with autocomplete field which gets 10 cities with most polluted air from given country and get cities deacription from Wikipedia. But hell no. First, the air quality API that they told me to use sucks horse dick. Like seriousy, you can get a fucking timeout while fetching data, because as author explained, someone decided to make 2 fucking queries per request, one to count all possible results, and then the second one for actual data. Like, WTF, why would you do that. After I got that shit to work from time to time, it was time to Wikipedia API. And the shitshow starts again. Because it turns out that you can't filter the results based on the category. Which means that if the city has the same name as river or some fucking guy doing sports, I won't get the fucking description, because it will simply return info, that there are more more that 1 result. At this point, I'm so fucking pissed, I am barely keeping it together. I want to work at this company, because the pay is great, there are a lot of opportunities and shot, but god dammit, if I finish this task, I'm getting drunk for 3 days straight.

EDIT: even author of the air quality API says that it is not a good fit for given task...

Hello my fellow dev ranters! I've been speaking with my dad and he has been complaining about how slow is his old windows machine. I was thinking of move it to a Linux distro, but I don't know which.
The machine has 2gb of ram, about 200gb os disk, a ati radeon 2400 gpu and a intel dual core.
With these specs and taking into account that the final user is a person that mostly uses the pc for web browsing, sports stream and movies. What would be a good, lightweight and simple to use linux distro?
Thank you in advance!

Just force rebooted a NFC debit Card Reader because my sports Card was behind it haha, dang they boot fast

A couple of friends were trying to convince me that I'm not satisfied with my job because I don't earn 6 figures and don't love it. But it pays the bills. It's interesting projects lately. Very low stress. I have pretty good friends where I'm at. Super casual too. Generally speaking I am happy here. I sometimes wonder if they might be projecting their unhappiness on to me.

Personal projects, sports and fun with friends/family in my spare time are my real passions.

Baseball game

I love sports, the weather was fantastic and the crowd wasn't that loud. Kicked my feet back, cracked open a Yoohoo, turned on my light theme and went to work.

I'd do it again too. But that kinda weather isn't here yet.

I've been thinking about "dress for the job you want, not the job you have" as I was putting on collage pants, sports shirt and construction work socks. How should I dress for the job I want, which is software research and development?

I do want to separate myself from the sales so noone gives me any of those duties. I'm comfortable working with existing customers through Slack and such + the occational development meetings, but not more then that.

Sports made me a team player and overall determined person. It thought me that progress requires time and that appetite comes with the eating.

I'm the only who occasionally swims like exactly 32, 64 or 128 lanes when doing sports? Or doing something like 64 rounds instead of 50 or 128 instead of 100?

I am currently working on a container orchestration based on lxc with multi node support. It is coming along nicely.
First real project apart from some little things for my sports Club.

Oh dear Jehova why is EA first.... Please just give me all the rest first before bombarding me with 3 hours of shitty sports games

Wish I would have tried harder at becoming a sports star. Society more readily accepts African American jocks than they do their African American geeks.

This is a question with a bit of backstory. Bear with me.
Firstly, i’m back (again😂) now pursuing my software engineer goal at a university.

I had a group project course this spring and me and my group produced a kinda half assed product that could help within sports teams, for a customer at the university (won’t go into details). After the course ended I couldn’t go home to northern Sweden and stayed in my student accomodation for the summer. So I took the chance and offered myself to continue work on the product this summer to make it more usable and functionable, and they hired me (first real devjob!🥰)! Now when I look into the parts of the code that I did not write (our team communcation were bad), I realize I don’t understand fully how it works and therefore feel it’s better for me (also to learn more) to rewrite some parts my old group produced, and to actually make it easier to improve. Now finally the question; how do you feel about taking on a product, scraping some parts to rewrite them, and (in your perspective), improve them?

came into my house at 3:00 am (i was fucking my whore ex blonde gf). saw a fucking thief break into my house and steal my shit. when he saw me he ran like the biggest fucking pussy. i was screaming and chasing the fucker. but he jumped over the fence like an asshole and broke his back. but got up and ran away

i couldnt identify him. couldn't see his face cause he was turned around and wearing a black cap. black sports clothes. short fade hair or bald. probably a fucking skinhead robbing people to buy drugs

he stole my dad's phone, his wireless earbuds, mom's medical documents and fucking cups! who the fuck steals cups??? what a fucking retard!

he couldn't steal more cause it seems like i entered the house minutes after he broke in

why some bulLshit always happens to me

having to read logs while watching the sharks.. this is rough!.

old MATLAB versions are such a pain

I can't even check if a char array (sort of a string) contains another char array.

MATLAB is like a sports car for mathematics, but a broken wheel chair for actual programming......

!rant

What movies/reality around me tells about free time:
- the "grand parents" generation (people who are in there 70-80s now) used to go out hang in tea shops, bars, parks,churches , wander in fields, chop woods in their leisure time in their 40s

The "parents" generation (people who are in their 30-40s now) were more into sports and would go for basketball , soccer , cricket for leisure time and later transitioned to playing board games/video games /xbox-PlayStation stuff/comics In their leisure time

The "our generation"(people who are between 18-30 now) are/would be more into playing mobile games and watching anime/web series/movies/weird porn and scrolling social media feed as leisure time in our 40s

( I have taken 40s as a criteria because i am guessing that as a standard age where you are "settled" and have things figured out)

Is this how the pattern is going? And isn't it sad that we are Going from doing stuff that's fun and making you street smart to doing stuff that's useless , time wasting and a little depressing ?

Reading, Running or other sports and spent time with my friends.

Hello, I'm new to programming and I need to write a website that allow some people to bet for sports match scores (without any money, just for fun). I want it to have leaderboard, personal statistics, easy way to add and remove teams from database (last one for administrator). My question is what programming language/maybe framework will be the best for that? I'm interested only in this bet system because rest is almost done. Thanks for help

I’ve recently started getting into online sports betting, but I feel overwhelmed with all the platforms available caught my eye because it seems to be popular in India. Do you know what makes it stand out, and whether it's safe and easy to use for someone who's just starting out?

Looking inside the box for a second FC 24's Personality Plus feature will certainly create a breath of much needed fresh air to the systematic player statisticsThe changes don't stop there, as we reported earlier, this is a big year of change for the EA Sports FC franchise.

Kaka is a graceful player who doesn't lose his temper and has a lot of respect for his hundreds of thousands of fans - as a result, I think Kaka is an awesome cover athlete for this year's FC 24. Whether or not the game is as graceful as Kaka himself - well, that's something we're just going to have to find out ourselves. You can expect to see Kaka gracing the covers for yourself when FC 24 is released on September 28 in North America - and October 1 in Europe and Asia.

EA Sports has finally made a major change to their EA Sports FC franchise. It's no secret they're the top dogs for the beautiful game, but it's also no secret that their weakness is their lack of customization. FC 24 is looking to change all that.

Over the years, we've seen EA add half-hearted features: a few years ago we had a weak team creation which disappeared a year later, and creating players was a slow and limited process. Since FC 24 they've taken the right direction with their Be A Pro mode, and now the inclusion of an all new Creation Center will finally have players able to do everything they wanted: easily make entire teams, players and statistics - finally allowing them to rival Konami's Pro Evolution Soccer in terms of customization.

You can finally create your own fully functional football club, with the ability to completely customize rosters, crests, crowd chants and --most importantly -- you can make your team an awesome kit with an in-depth editor. According to EA Sports, these teams will be available for both offline and online play, custom tournaments and friendly matches - so if you want, feel free to hop online when the game comes out and play against The Obama 11.

I got an idea for a fun api which can convert the style of input text, for example “hey I am a chatbot, please ask your query” if converted to the style of yoda from Star Wars will be “chatbot am I, queries you must ask”. There can be different styles like archaic English, sports commentary etc.
I’ve got the ai part ready, just need to write an api (I’m learning django for that). Has anyone got any experience with api marketplaces, I’m not sure what to use?

Hey folks!
I'm looking for some software or service to manage the referees in my sports club.
I want to assign people (and maybe even groups of people) to a specific game and have an automatic notification for them. Then the assigned referee should be able to confirm or deny the assignment.
Some extras would be something like a counter of how many games each specific referee has done and some kind of calendar where the referees can block some dates where they don't want to have a game.

Any suggestions? Thanks in advance!

I've became a sports parent; it's hot outside.

The Nutrition Store – Your Local Destination for Supplements, Herbal Remedies & Fitness Gear in Barcelona

Looking for the best place to buy sports supplements, herbal remedies, and gym accessories in Barcelona? Visit The Nutrition Store – Tienda de Suplementos Deportivos, your one-stop shop located at Carrer de la Marina, 300, L'Eixample, 08025 Barcelona, Spain. We serve health-focused individuals and fitness enthusiasts from L’Eixample, Gràcia, and the entire city with top-quality products, expert guidance, and personalized service.

Fitness Clothing & Accessories – Right Where You Need Them
Whether you're searching to buy workout clothes near me or trying to find a gym clothes store near me, The Nutrition Store has you covered. We carry a wide selection of gymnasium clothes near me, including top-quality apparel from Great I Am Wear Barcelona and Great I Am Wear near me – known for high-performance and stylish activewear.

Looking for well-known brands? We’re also your Gorilla Wear store near me, offering premium fitness wear for serious athletes.

Complete your gym kit with:

Gym gloves near me

Gym belt near me

Gym straps near me

Grip straps near me

Gym shaker near me

Gym towel near me

Knee pads for gym near me

Jump rope near me

From functional clothing to essential gear, everything is available locally so you don’t have to wait for shipping.

Natural Health & Herbal Products – Close to You
As a herbal store in Barcelona, we offer a wide range of plant-based remedies and superfoods to support immunity, energy, focus, and general wellness. Whether you're looking for a herbal store near me, browsing multiple herbal stores near me, or searching for a trusted herbalist near me, we’re here to help.

We stock premium wellness products including:

Buy triple ginseng – for stamina and stress support

Echinacea near me – immune system support

Fenugreek near me – natural support for metabolism and hormones

Glucosamine near me – joint care and mobility

Lions mane near me – for brain and cognitive function

Herbalists in Barcelona – expert guidance and trusted sourcing

We also carry hard-to-find essential oils and wellness products:

Lavender oil near me – soothing and calming

Lemongrass oil near me – energizing and purifying

Eucalyptus oil near me – natural relief for respiratory support

Essential oils near me – wide selection of therapeutic options

Yoga & Wellness Essentials
Looking to buy a yoga mat near me or expand your wellness routine? Visit us to find:

Buy yoga mat near me – for yoga, stretching, or home workouts

Energy drink near me – clean, focused energy to fuel your training

A full range of gym products near me – from nutrition to recovery

Why Choose The Nutrition Store?
Full-Range Offering: Whether you need supplements, herbal remedies, or gym gear—we’ve got it all in one store.

Top Fitness Brands: Shop popular labels like Gorilla Wear, Great I Am, and more.

Expert Advice: Our staff includes knowledgeable professionals ready to assist with your health goals.

Local Convenience: Easily accessible to those living in or visiting L’Eixample, Gràcia, and central Barcelona.

Premium Quality: All our products are authentic, trusted, and sourced with care.

Contact Us
The Nutrition Store – Tienda de Suplementos Deportivos en Barcelona
Address: Carrer de la Marina, 300, L'Eixample, 08025 Barcelona, Spain
Phone: +34 933 480 740

Whether you’re looking to buy triple ginseng, find a herbal store near me, or stock up on gym accessories in Barcelona, The Nutrition Store offers everything you need to support your health, fitness, and wellness goals. Visit us today or give us a call—we’re here to help you perform your best.

Choosing the Right Sports Netting for Your Facility

When it comes to protecting your sports facility and ensuring the safety of players, spectators, and property, choosing the right sports netting is essential. Whether you're outfitting a baseball field, tennis court, or any other sports arena, selecting durable and high-quality netting is a crucial step. In this blog, we'll guide you through important considerations for sports netting installation and help you understand how to choose a reliable net manufacturer.

1. Why Sports Netting is Essential

Sports netting plays a vital role in preventing balls from flying out of the field and causing damage or injury. It acts as a protective barrier that keeps the game safe, while also maintaining a clear boundary around the playing area. Additionally, sports netting can enhance the aesthetics of your facility by providing a sleek and professional look.

2. Key Considerations for Sports Netting Installation Material Quality

The material of your sports netting is one of the most important factors to consider. Durable, high-quality materials like polyethylene or nylon are often preferred for their weather-resistant properties and long-lasting performance. Choosing netting made from the right material ensures that your facility’s netting will hold up to the wear and tear of both usage and environmental factors.

Netting Size and Shape

The size and shape of the netting should align with the specific needs of your facility. For example, if you need sports netting installation on a baseball diamond, the netting must be tall enough to catch foul balls. If you're installing netting around a soccer field, you might need lower-profile netting that still provides effective boundary control.

Customization Options

A good net manufacturer will offer customization options to ensure that the netting fits perfectly with the specific layout of your facility. From color choices to net size, custom netting can give your space a tailored look and function effectively for the type of sport being played.

3. Choosing the Right Net Manufacturer

Selecting the right net manufacturer is key to ensuring that you get high-quality sports netting that meets your needs. A reputable manufacturer will offer products made from the most durable materials and provide professional installation services. Look for a manufacturer with a proven track record in the sports industry, as they will be familiar with the specific requirements for different types of sports facilities.

4. Benefits of Proper Installation

Proper sports netting installation ensures the longevity of your nets and maximizes their effectiveness. Professional installation helps avoid issues such as sagging, misalignment, or inadequate support, which could undermine the protective purpose of the netting.

5. Quick Tips for Sports Netting InstallationChoose a manufacturer with industry experience.Ensure the material is weather-resistant.Opt for custom sizes and shapes tailored to your facility.Have nets professionally installed for optimal results.6. Google My Business and Reviews

If you're looking for the best net manufacturer, Google My Business (GMB) is a great resource. It provides direct access to a company’s contact details, reviews, and past projects. By reading customer reviews and checking their GMB profile, you can gain valuable insights into their service quality and reliability before making your choice.

7. Contact Us

If you're ready to install sports netting at your facility, contact Nets Depot Inc. today! Our team is here to help you choose the perfect netting solution for your needs and provide expert installation. Reach out to us now to get started!

By following these tips and carefully considering your options, you can ensure that your sports facility is protected and looks great with quality sports netting installation from a trusted net manufacturer.

Discover Top MMA and Martial Arts Schools at Cove Martial Arts Academy in Brownsboro, AL

Are you looking for a reputable place to train in Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) or other martial arts styles? Look no further than Cove Martial Arts Academy in Brownsboro, AL! Our academy is one of the leading MMA schools and martial arts schools in the area, offering comprehensive programs that cater to both beginners and experienced athletes.

Located at 295 Miller Ln, Brownsboro, AL, our academy provides an inclusive, supportive environment where students can develop their skills in various martial arts disciplines, including MMA. Whether you're interested in learning for fitness, self-defense, or competition, Cove Martial Arts Academy is the place to be!

Why Choose Cove Martial Arts Academy?
As one of the top martial arts schools in Brownsboro, Cove Martial Arts Academy offers a wide range of training programs tailored to meet the needs of our diverse student base. Our facility is equipped with everything you need to succeed, from top-quality training mats to experienced instructors who are passionate about teaching martial arts.

We pride ourselves on offering a well-rounded approach to martial arts training. Our goal is not only to teach effective techniques but also to build a strong foundation of discipline, respect, and confidence in each student. Whether you're training for personal fitness, learning self-defense, or pursuing a career in MMA, our academy provides the tools and guidance you need to succeed.

MMA Schools: Your Gateway to Combat Sports Success
Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) is one of the most exciting and dynamic combat sports in the world. At Cove Martial Arts Academy, we offer a comprehensive MMA program that combines a variety of fighting styles, including Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (BJJ), Muay Thai, boxing, wrestling, and more. Our MMA program is perfect for anyone looking to compete in the sport or simply improve their overall fighting skills.

Our experienced instructors have competed at high levels and bring their expertise to every class. Whether you're looking to join the world of professional MMA or train for personal fitness, we will help you refine your skills, improve your conditioning, and develop the mental toughness needed to excel in the sport.

At Cove Martial Arts Academy, we believe that MMA is not just about physical strength—it’s about strategy, discipline, and perseverance. Our classes are structured to teach you the fundamentals of MMA while pushing you to achieve your personal best.

Martial Arts Schools: A Path to Personal Growth
While MMA is an exciting and dynamic sport, we also offer training in a variety of other traditional and modern martial arts. Our academy is home to multiple martial arts disciplines, each designed to help you grow physically, mentally, and emotionally. As one of the leading martial arts schools, we offer training in:

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (BJJ): Learn the art of submission grappling, improve your flexibility and strength, and gain the confidence to defend yourself on the ground.

Muay Thai: Master the "Art of Eight Limbs" with striking techniques that incorporate fists, elbows, knees, and shins for powerful attacks.

Boxing: Develop excellent footwork, hand-eye coordination, and punch accuracy with our boxing program, perfect for both fitness and self-defense.

Wrestling: Strengthen your takedowns, body control, and ground techniques with our wrestling classes, ideal for MMA and self-defense training.

Our academy is perfect for individuals of all ages and skill levels, and we offer a welcoming and supportive community where everyone can learn and grow. Whether you're looking to train for competition or simply improve your physical fitness, Cove Martial Arts Academy provides a structured environment that focuses on both physical techniques and mental fortitude.

A Family-Oriented, Supportive Community
At Cove Martial Arts Academy, we understand that martial arts is more than just a sport—it’s a way of life. That’s why we’re committed to providing a family-oriented, welcoming environment where students of all ages feel supported in their journey. We believe that martial arts not only improves physical strength but also builds character, fosters discipline, and teaches valuable life skills.

Our instructors are patient, experienced, and dedicated to helping you achieve your goals, whether you’re training for MMA, self-defense, or just want to improve your overall fitness.

Get Started Today at Cove Martial Arts Academy!
If you’re looking for one of the best MMA schools and martial arts schools in Brownsboro, AL, look no further than Cove Martial Arts Academy. We offer expert instruction in a variety of disciplines to help you become the best version of yourself.

I just wanna be at the point in the future where I can play drinking sports like disc golf and smoke fat doinks for an entire week if I want to. I want to become a God.

Plan Your Dream Vacation with The Travel Planners – Kerala Holiday Packages

Kerala, with its lush green landscapes, pristine beaches, tranquil backwaters, and rich cultural heritage, is undoubtedly one of the most beautiful destinations to visit in India. Whether you’re seeking a relaxing getaway, an adventure-filled vacation, or a deep dive into Kerala’s unique traditions, there’s something for every traveler. At The Travel Planners, we specialize in offering tailor-made Kerala holiday packages that are designed to give you the best experience of this enchanting destination.

Located in Kariyad, Mecadu.p.o, Nedumbassery, Cochin, Kerala, The Travel Planners is dedicated to providing personalized and memorable experiences for all types of travelers. Whether you’re a solo explorer, a couple on a honeymoon, or a family looking for a fun-filled vacation, we have the perfect Kerala holiday package for you.

Why Choose The Travel Planners for Your Kerala Holiday Packages?
At The Travel Planners, we believe that every holiday should be a unique and unforgettable experience. Here's why you should trust us with your Kerala holiday plans:

Customizable Holiday Packages: We understand that every traveler has different interests. That's why our Kerala holiday packages are fully customizable to fit your preferences. Whether you're interested in exploring the backwaters, unwinding on the beaches, or discovering Kerala’s rich cultural history, we tailor each package just for you.

Expert Local Knowledge: With years of experience, we know the best tourist spots in Kerala. We can guide you to popular destinations like Munnar, Kovalam, and Kochi, as well as hidden gems that many tourists miss. Our local knowledge ensures that you’ll get the most out of your time in Kerala.

Affordable Packages: Whether you’re on a budget or looking for a luxurious experience, we offer Kerala holiday packages to suit all price ranges. Our goal is to provide the best value for your money, ensuring a memorable experience without breaking the bank.

End-to-End Services: From transport and accommodation to guided tours and activities, we take care of every detail. Our Kerala holiday packages include everything you need for a hassle-free trip, allowing you to focus on enjoying your vacation.

Customer-Centric Approach: Our top priority is your satisfaction. We’re dedicated to ensuring that your Kerala holiday is seamless, and we provide 24/7 support during your trip. Our team is always available to assist with any requests or concerns you may have.

Popular Kerala Holiday Packages
The Travel Planners offers a variety of Kerala holiday packages designed to cater to different interests and preferences. Some of our most popular packages include:

Kerala Backwater Holiday Package
Experience the serene backwaters of Kerala in this package, which includes a stay on a traditional houseboat in Alleppey or Kumarakom. Drift through the tranquil waterways, surrounded by lush greenery and quaint villages, for a truly peaceful getaway.

Kerala Honeymoon Package
Celebrate love in the most romantic setting with our Kerala Honeymoon Package. Explore the hill stations of Munnar, relax on the beaches of Kovalam, and take a peaceful houseboat cruise in Alleppey. This package includes candlelight dinners, spa treatments, and private moments that make your honeymoon unforgettable.

Family Kerala Tour Package
This family-friendly package includes some of Kerala’s top attractions, such as Munnar’s tea gardens, the backwaters of Alleppey, and the beaches of Varkala. Our family Kerala holiday packages also offer fun and educational experiences for kids, making it perfect for all age groups.

Kerala Hill Stations and Wildlife Package
For nature lovers, this package offers a blend of Kerala’s beautiful hill stations and rich wildlife. Explore the tea plantations of Munnar, trek through the forests of Wayanad, and experience wildlife safaris in Periyar Wildlife Sanctuary to spot tigers, elephants, and more.

Kerala Beach Holiday Package
Kerala’s coastline is home to some of the most stunning beaches in India. This package includes stays at Kovalam, Varkala, and Bekal, where you can enjoy sunbathing, water sports, and relaxing by the beach. It’s perfect for beach lovers looking for a combination of relaxation and adventure.

Cultural Kerala Holiday Package
Discover the rich cultural heritage of Kerala with this package, which includes visits to the historic sites of Kochi, the famous temples of Trivandrum, and cultural performances like Kathakali and Kalaripayattu. Immerse yourself in the arts, traditions, and history that make Kerala so unique.

Plan Your Kerala Holiday with The Travel Planners

Pulse Merch – Custom Caps and Hat Embroidery Services in Cedar City, Utah

At Pulse Merch, we specialize in providing custom caps embroidery and custom hat embroidery services that are perfect for businesses, sports teams, special events, or personal gifts. Located in Cedar City, Utah, at 736 N Main St Unit 3, Pulse Merch is your trusted source for high-quality embroidery that turns everyday hats into personalized masterpieces.

Whether you're looking to create a custom cap for your team, brand, or a special occasion, we offer a wide range of options, all backed by our expert craftsmanship and attention to detail. Our embroidery services ensure that your custom design is perfectly executed, giving you hats that are both stylish and long-lasting.

Why Choose Pulse Merch for Your Custom Cap and Hat Embroidery?
Precision in Custom Hat Embroidery
When it comes to custom hat embroidery, the key is precision. At Pulse Merch, we use state-of-the-art embroidery machines to ensure that every stitch is placed perfectly. Whether you're adding a logo, name, or unique design to your caps or hats, we make sure the embroidery is sharp, vibrant, and flawlessly executed.

Wide Variety of Hat Styles for Custom Embroidery
At Pulse Merch, we offer a diverse selection of hats that can be customized to suit your needs. From classic baseball caps to trendy snapbacks, trucker hats, beanies, and more, we provide options that fit a variety of styles and preferences. You can choose the perfect hat to match your custom embroidery design, ensuring a cohesive and professional look.

Durable, Long-Lasting Embroidery
Embroidery is known for its durability, and custom cap embroidery is no exception. Unlike other methods such as screen printing, which can fade or peel, embroidered designs stay intact and vibrant for the long haul. This means that your custom hats will continue to look great, even after regular wear and washing. Whether for a business, a sports team, or a personal gift, your custom hat embroidery will maintain its integrity over time.

Perfect for Branding and Promotional Use
Custom hats with embroidery are a fantastic way to promote your brand, business, or event. With custom caps embroidery, you can create professional-looking hats that showcase your company logo, slogan, or any other design. These embroidered hats serve as walking advertisements, helping to increase your brand's visibility and reach. They're perfect for giveaways, corporate gifts, or team uniforms, adding a stylish touch to your promotional efforts.

Personalized Gifts for Special Occasions
Looking for a thoughtful gift? Custom hat embroidery offers a unique way to create personalized gifts for birthdays, weddings, family reunions, or other special events. You can add names, dates, or even meaningful symbols to make each hat special and memorable. Custom embroidered hats are a lasting keepsake that recipients will cherish.

The Pulse Merch Custom Embroidery Process
At Pulse Merch, we make the process of creating your custom caps embroidery simple and stress-free. Here’s how it works:

Design Submission
The first step in creating your custom embroidered hats is submitting your design. Whether you already have a logo or artwork or need help creating something from scratch, our experienced team is here to assist you. We can take your design and ensure it’s optimized for embroidery to achieve the best result.

Choose Your Hat Style and Color
Next, you'll choose the type of hat that best fits your needs. Whether it's a classic baseball cap, a trendy snapback, or something else, we offer a wide selection of hat styles and colors to choose from. Our team will guide you in selecting the best hat that complements your custom design.

Review the Digital Proof
Before we begin the embroidery process, we'll send you a digital proof of your design. This allows you to confirm the placement, size, and colors of the design before we proceed. Your approval ensures that the final product meets your expectations.

Embroidery and Production
Once you’ve approved the proof, we begin the embroidery process. Our advanced equipment uses high-quality threads to create your design with precision and clarity. Each cap is embroidered with care, ensuring that the final result is perfect and professional.

Fast Turnaround and Delivery
At Pulse Merch, we understand the importance of time, and we pride ourselves on offering a fast turnaround for custom hat embroidery projects. Whether you need just a few hats or a bulk order, we’re committed to delivering your custom embroidered hats on time, so you can start enjoying them right away.

Beyond Health Neuro-Acupuncture & Rehab: Your Path to Natural Health and Pain Relief in Auckland

At Beyond Health Neuro-Acupuncture & Rehab, we are passionate about helping you achieve natural health Auckland through a combination of holistic therapies and modern rehabilitation practices. Our clinic, located in the heart of Mount Eden, Auckland, offers a range of services focused on delivering effective pain relief Auckland and promoting overall wellness. Whether you’re dealing with chronic pain, recovering from an injury, or looking to enhance your general health, our experienced team is here to support your healing journey.

Embrace Natural Health Auckland: A Holistic Approach to Wellness
At Beyond Health Neuro-Acupuncture & Rehab, we understand that true wellness comes from balancing the mind, body, and spirit. Natural health Auckland is about using non-invasive, holistic therapies to support your body's natural healing processes. We combine traditional methods like acupuncture, cupping therapy, and trigger point therapy with modern rehabilitation techniques to create personalized treatment plans that work for you.

Our therapies are designed to restore balance, boost your energy, and promote self-healing, helping you achieve lasting health without relying on medications or invasive procedures. Whether you’re seeking treatment for a specific condition or just aiming to improve your overall well-being, our clinic provides the right environment to help you on your path to natural health.

Effective Pain Relief Auckland: How We Can Help
Pain relief Auckland is one of our main focuses at Beyond Health Neuro-Acupuncture & Rehab. We understand that pain, whether it’s from chronic conditions, sports injuries, or muscle tension, can have a significant impact on your daily life. Our holistic therapies are designed to not just alleviate pain, but also to address its root causes, so you can experience long-term relief.

Acupuncture: Acupuncture is a time-tested treatment for managing various types of pain, including chronic back pain, joint pain, headaches, and sports injuries. By stimulating specific points on the body with fine, sterile needles, acupuncture promotes natural healing, reduces inflammation, and helps to release endorphins—your body’s natural painkillers.

Cupping Therapy: Cupping therapy is a traditional healing technique that uses vacuum cups to create suction on the skin. This technique helps to improve blood circulation, reduce muscle tension, and relieve pain, especially in areas of chronic stiffness or tightness. Cupping is effective for conditions like neck pain, shoulder tension, and back discomfort.

Trigger Point Therapy: Trigger point therapy targets specific muscle knots and tight spots that cause pain in other areas of the body. By applying pressure to these points, our therapists can release tension, improve mobility, and provide relief from both acute and chronic pain.

Why Choose Beyond Health Neuro-Acupuncture & Rehab for Natural Health and Pain Relief?
Experienced Practitioners: At Beyond Health Neuro-Acupuncture & Rehab, our team of skilled practitioners is dedicated to your well-being. We take the time to understand your individual health needs and create tailored treatment plans designed to provide effective relief and long-term healing.

Holistic and Personalized Care: We take a holistic approach to your health, focusing on the root causes of pain and discomfort. Our personalized treatment plans integrate various natural health Auckland therapies to ensure that you receive the most comprehensive and effective care for your specific condition.

Non-Invasive and Drug-Free Solutions: Our treatments provide a natural alternative to traditional pain management methods like medication or surgery. Through therapies such as acupuncture, cupping, and trigger point therapy, we aim to offer you safe, drug-free solutions for pain relief and overall wellness.

Convenient Location: Our clinic is conveniently located at 7/465 Mount Eden Road, Mount Eden, Auckland 1024, making it easily accessible for residents across Auckland. We offer a comfortable and peaceful environment where you can relax and focus on your healing.

Experience Natural Health and Pain Relief Today
If you are looking for natural health Auckland and effective pain relief Auckland, Beyond Health Neuro-Acupuncture & Rehab is here to help. Our team is dedicated to providing you with the highest standard of care using a range of holistic treatments designed to improve your health, relieve pain, and promote long-lasting wellness.

Contact us today at +64 21 775 911 to schedule your consultation and take the first step toward a healthier, pain-free life. Let us help you embrace natural healing and experience the benefits of pain relief Auckland with our expert acupuncture and rehabilitation therapies.

Charter Bus Near Me: Convenient and Comfortable Transportation with Coaches4Hire

When you need reliable and comfortable group transportation, Coaches4Hire is your go-to choice for charter bus near me services in Virginia and beyond. Whether you're planning a corporate event, school trip, wedding, or group tour, our fleet of modern, spacious charter buses provides the ideal transportation solution for any occasion. Based in Sterling, VA, at 8 Barnswallow Ct, Sterling, VA 20164, we offer exceptional charter bus rental services designed to meet your specific needs, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable journey for you and your group.

Why Choose Coaches4Hire for Your Charter Bus Near Me Needs?
At Coaches4Hire, we understand that finding a dependable and comfortable transportation service is essential. That’s why we’ve built a reputation as a trusted charter bus near me provider in Virginia. Here’s why we’re the best choice for your group transportation needs:

1. Reliable and Timely Service
Punctuality is crucial when organizing group travel, and we take pride in offering charter bus near me services that are both reliable and on time. Whether you're heading to a conference, wedding, or airport, you can trust us to get you to your destination promptly, ensuring your plans stay on track.

2. Comfortable and Spacious Fleet
Our fleet of charter buses is designed with comfort and convenience in mind. With ample seating, air conditioning, Wi-Fi, and onboard restrooms, our buses are ideal for both short and long trips. Whether you need transportation for a few hours or an entire day, our buses offer a comfortable, relaxing environment for your group to travel together without any hassle.

3. Experienced and Professional Drivers
Safety and professionalism are our top priorities. Our drivers are experienced, well-trained, and committed to providing an exceptional travel experience. They are familiar with the best routes and ensure that your group arrives at the destination safely and comfortably. With Coaches4Hire, you can rest assured that you’re in good hands from start to finish.

4. Flexible and Customizable Transportation Solutions
We understand that every trip is unique, which is why we offer flexible charter bus near me options to suit your specific needs. Whether you’re organizing a corporate event, school trip, or family reunion, we can tailor our services to fit your schedule, travel route, and group size. Our team works closely with you to plan the best transportation solution, ensuring your event runs smoothly.

5. Affordable and Transparent Pricing
We believe that quality transportation shouldn’t break the bank. That’s why we offer competitive and transparent pricing for all of our charter bus services. You’ll receive clear, upfront pricing with no hidden fees, allowing you to plan your trip with confidence and stay within budget.

Perfect for Any Occasion
At Coaches4Hire, our charter bus near me services are perfect for a wide range of events and trips. Whether you’re hosting a corporate meeting, planning a school trip, or celebrating a wedding, we provide top-notch transportation that meets your needs. Here are just a few examples of events where our charter buses can make a difference:

Corporate Events and Conferences: Ensure your team or clients travel together in comfort to conferences, business meetings, or team-building retreats.

School Field Trips: Our charter buses are perfect for educational trips, sports events, or school outings. We offer safe and comfortable transportation for students and teachers alike.

Weddings and Special Occasions: Provide seamless transportation for your guests to and from the ceremony and reception, ensuring everyone arrives on time and in style.

Group Tours and Sightseeing: Whether you’re planning a local sightseeing tour or a longer journey, our charter buses are an ideal choice for exploring new destinations with friends, family, or colleagues.

Airport Transfers: We provide convenient and reliable transportation to and from the airport, ensuring that your group arrives on time and stress-free.

Local and Long-Distance Travel with Coaches4Hire
Coaches4Hire offers both local and long-distance charter bus near me services. Whether you’re planning a short trip around Sterling, VA, or a cross-country excursion, we have the experience and fleet to handle any request. Our team will work with you to plan the best routes, ensuring your journey is as smooth and enjoyable as possible.

Why Coaches4Hire Is the Best Choice for Charter Bus Near Me
Dependable and Timely: We prioritize punctuality and reliability, ensuring your group arrives on time for every event or trip.

Comfort and Luxury: Our fleet of modern charter buses offers spacious seating, Wi-Fi, and air conditioning, providing a comfortable ride for your entire group.

EXPERT CRYPTO RECOVERY FOR INDIVIDUALS AND BUSINESSES —>DIGITAL HACK RECOVERY

As a lifelong Manchester United fan, I’ve always appreciated the thrill of sports betting, especially when it involves backing my team. Like many fans, I enjoy the rush of predicting the outcome of a match, and I’ve had my fair share of wins. Recently, I took a risk by betting on a few of United’s key fixtures, and to my surprise, I ended up winning a substantial sum. With my winnings, I decided to make a more significant investment, hoping to turn my luck into even greater financial rewards. Unfortunately, that decision led me down a path I never anticipated.I came across an online platform through a broker on LinkedIn, who promised lucrative returns on digital asset investments. Initially, everything seemed legitimate, and I felt confident in my decision, using the money I’d won from my bets as my starting capital. The broker seemed professional, and the platform itself appeared well-designed. After depositing my funds, the early stages of my investment went smoothly, and I was optimistic about the potential growth of my assets.However, things quickly took a turn for the worse when I tried to withdraw my funds. The platform began requesting additional "settlement" payments before I could access my earnings. These demands grew increasingly unreasonable, and the customer support team, which had initially seemed responsive, became unhelpful and evasive. Despite repeated efforts to resolve the issue, I was given the runaround, and my funds remained locked.It was at this point that I began to realize I had fallen victim to a scam. I was frustrated and worried that my winnings, which I had worked hard for and was so excited to grow, had been taken from me. As a Manchester United fan, I know how to appreciate a hard-fought victory, but this felt like the exact opposite – a gut punch, similar to one of those dreadful last-minute goals we’ve all endured as fans.A colleague of mine, sensing my frustration, suggested I reach out to Digital Hack Recovery, having heard about their successful track record in asset recovery. Initially, I was skeptical, but given my desperate situation, I decided to give it a try. From the moment I contacted them, I felt reassured by the professionalism and transparency of their team. They immediately began working on my case, and I was kept updated throughout the entire process.To my amazement, Digital Hack Recovery was able to trace my Solana assets and recover the funds I had lost. What was even more impressive was how quickly they were able to do it, restoring not just my assets but also my confidence in digital investments. The entire experience was a real game-changer for me, and I’m incredibly grateful to Digital Hack Recovery for their hard work and dedication.As a fan of Manchester United, I know what it feels like to experience a comeback after a setback, and thanks to Digital Hack Recovery, I got to experience just that with my investments. I’m now back on track and more cautious than ever, but I’ll always be thankful for the support and professionalism I received in recovering what was rightfully mine. contact Digital Hack Recovery via⁚

WhatsApp +19152151930

Website; https : // digital hack recovery . com

Email; digital hack recovery @ techie . com

Bruh OurMine has been going crazy on sports social media accounts.

About Us – Cruise Goa
At Cruise Goa, we redefine luxury on the water by creating exceptional cruising experiences along Goa’s stunning coastline. Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion, hosting a corporate event, or simply looking to unwind, our premium yacht and cruise services offer the perfect blend of comfort, adventure, and elegance.

Why Choose Cruise Goa?
Tailored Experiences: From sunset cruises and dinner parties to themed events and private yacht rentals, every cruise is customized to meet your desires.

Luxury & Comfort: Our fleet features well-maintained yachts equipped with plush seating, modern amenities, and attentive crew members dedicated to delivering exceptional service.

Scenic Routes: Sail through the Mandovi River and Arabian Sea, capturing breathtaking views of iconic landmarks, vibrant cityscapes, and Goa’s serene coastline.

Entertainment & Dining: Indulge in live music, Goan folk dances, and gourmet dining while enjoying the cool sea breeze and panoramic vistas.

Adventure & Relaxation: Dive into thrilling water sports, enjoy sunset yoga sessions, or simply relax with a starlit movie night on deck.

Our Mission:
To provide the ultimate cruising experience in Goa by combining luxury, exceptional service, and unforgettable moments on the water.

Our Commitment:
Personalized packages tailored to your needs

Professional crew ensuring safety and exceptional hospitality

Premium vessels with top-tier amenities for a memorable cruise

Ready to Set Sail?
Whether it’s a romantic sunset cruise, a lively party, or a serene dinner cruise, Cruise Goa ensures every moment is extraordinary.

📍 Location: Alto-Betim, Britona - Bardez, Bridge Approach, Porvorim, Penha de Franc, Goa 403521
📞 Contact Us: +91 7666845198

Step aboard and let Cruise Goa transform your evening on the water into an unforgettable experience.

Alright, let’s talk about Baji999—because if you haven’t checked it out yet, you’re seriously missing out! This platform isn’t just another name in the industry; it’s a full-blown experience designed for people who love the thrill of predicting outcomes and winning big.

First off, the variety is insane. Whether you’re into sports challenges, live games, or fast-paced action, Baji999 has something to keep you hooked. And don’t even get me started on the promotions! They’re practically throwing bonuses at you—sign-up bonuses, referral rewards, deposit boosts—it’s like they actually want you to win.

So if you’re still sitting on the sidelines, maybe it’s time to stop overthinking and get in on the action.

Park Rehab Solutions: Your Trusted Provider of Physical Therapy in Springfield, NJ

At Park Rehab Solutions, we are dedicated to providing high-quality physical therapy that helps individuals recover from injuries, manage pain, and improve mobility. Located at 55 Morris Ave, Springfield, NJ 07081, our clinic offers comprehensive rehabilitation services designed to meet the unique needs of each patient. Whether you are recovering from surgery, an injury, or dealing with chronic pain, our team of experienced physical therapists is here to help you achieve your recovery goals.

Why Physical Therapy Matters
Physical therapy is a key component in the recovery process for many conditions. It involves using hands-on techniques, exercises, and specialized equipment to help restore movement, reduce pain, and improve overall function. Instead of relying solely on medication or invasive procedures, physical therapy addresses the root cause of pain and dysfunction, allowing patients to recover more naturally and safely.

Whether you are dealing with a recent injury or trying to manage long-term pain, physical therapy can help you get back to your normal routine and improve your quality of life.

Comprehensive Physical Therapy Services at Park Rehab Solutions
At Park Rehab Solutions, we offer a variety of physical therapy services tailored to meet the needs of our patients:

Orthopedic Rehabilitation: We treat injuries to bones, joints, and muscles, including sprains, strains, fractures, and other musculoskeletal conditions. Our goal is to restore movement and strength while reducing pain.

Post-Surgical Rehabilitation: Recovering from surgery can be challenging, but physical therapy can help you regain mobility, strength, and independence. Whether you have had joint replacement surgery, spinal surgery, or other procedures, our rehabilitation programs are designed to help you recover safely and effectively.

Sports Injury Rehabilitation: For athletes or active individuals, recovering from sports-related injuries is crucial for getting back to the game. Our specialized sports injury rehabilitation program helps individuals recover quickly, safely, and effectively, while also working to prevent future injuries.

Chronic Pain Management: If you are suffering from chronic conditions such as back pain, arthritis, or neck pain, physical therapy can help manage your pain and improve your mobility. We focus on addressing the root cause of the pain and using a combination of techniques to restore function and ease discomfort.

Personalized Care for Every Patient
At Park Rehab Solutions, we understand that each patient’s needs are unique. That’s why we take a personalized approach to care. We begin with a thorough evaluation to understand your condition and goals. Based on that evaluation, we create a customized treatment plan designed to address your specific needs, optimize your recovery, and help you achieve the best possible results.

Our team of skilled physical therapists uses the latest evidence-based techniques, ensuring that your treatment plan incorporates the most effective and up-to-date practices available.

Conveniently Located in Springfield, NJ
Our clinic is located at 55 Morris Ave, Springfield, NJ 07081, making it easy and convenient for residents of Springfield and surrounding areas to access our services. Whether you’re dealing with an injury, recovering from surgery, or managing a chronic condition, we are here to help you regain strength, mobility, and confidence in your body.

How to Get Started with Physical Therapy
Getting started with physical therapy at Park Rehab Solutions is simple. If you’re ready to begin your recovery journey, contact us today to schedule your appointment. Call +19088733534 to speak with one of our team members and learn more about our services. We’ll help you understand your options and guide you through the next steps of your rehabilitation process.

The Benefits of Physical Therapy
Choosing physical therapy as part of your recovery plan offers a wide range of benefits, including:

Pain Relief: Physical therapy helps reduce or eliminate pain without relying on medication.

Improved Mobility: It helps restore range of motion, flexibility, and strength.

Prevention of Future Injuries: By addressing the underlying causes of pain and dysfunction, physical therapy reduces the risk of future injuries.

Increased Independence: Whether recovering from surgery or managing a chronic condition, physical therapy helps you regain independence and improve your quality of life.

The Tiranga Game App is an exciting platform that offers users a variety of engaging games, real money-making opportunities, and user-friendly features. Whether you're drawn to online casinos, slot games, or fantasy sports, the Tiranga app combines fun and financial opportunities. This article explores the critical aspects of the app, focusing on deposits and withdrawals, game types, how to play, promotions and bonuses, the refer-and-earn program, registration, and customer support.

Park View City Lahore:

Park View City Lahore is a distinguished residential community developed by Vision Group, strategically located near Multan Road in Lahore. Initially spanning 765 kanals, the society has expanded to accommodate a growing number of residents and investors.

Location and Accessibility

Situated adjacent to the Lahore-Multan National Highway, Park View City offers residents seamless connectivity to key areas of Lahore. This prime location ensures easy access to the city's major business districts and residential zones, making it a convenient choice for homeowners and investors alike.
Residential and Commercial Offerings
The society is meticulously divided into various blocks, each offering a range of residential and commercial plots:​
Residential Plots: Available in sizes of 3.5, 5, 10, and 20 marlas.
Commercial Plots: Offered in 5 and 10 marlas
Notable blocks within the society include Crystal Block, Diamond Block, Executive Block, Gold Block, Golf Estate, Jade Block, Jasmine Block, Orchard Block, Overseas Block, Pearl Block, Rose Block, Sapphire Block, Topaz Block, and Tulip Block.
Legal Status and NOC
Park View City Lahore holds a No Objection Certificate (NOC) from the Lahore Development Authority (LDA), affirming its legal status and compliance with regulatory standards. This approval enhances the credibility of the project and assures investors of its legitimacy. Amenities and Facilities
The society is designed to provide a modern and comfortable lifestyle, featuring
24/7 Security: Ensuring the safety of residents with continuous surveillance.​

Educational Institutions: Proximity to reputable schools and colleges.​

Healthcare Facilities: Access to quality medical centers and hospitals.​
Sports Complexes: Facilities for various sports and recreational activities.​

Green Spaces: Parks and landscaped areas promoting a healthy environment.​

Shopping and Dining: Commercial areas with a variety of retail and culinary options. ​

Payment Plans
Park View City Lahore offers flexible payment plans to cater to diverse financial capacities. For instance, the Royal Block features a 3.5-year installment plan, making property acquisition more accessible to potential buyers.
Market Overview
As of late 2024, the market for 5 marla plots in Park View City Lahore varies based on location and development status within each block. Prices are influenced by factors such as proximity to amenities and overall infrastructure development. ​

Investment Potential
With its strategic location, comprehensive amenities, and legal approvals, Park View City Lahore presents a promising opportunity for both investors and homebuyers. The ongoing development and expansion of the society indicate potential for property value appreciation in the future.
In summary, Park View City Lahore stands out as a well-planned residential community offering a blend of comfort, convenience, and investment potential in one of Lahore's prime locations.

Slim Shadies Celebrity Sunglasses Limited: Premium Sport and Kids Sunglasses for Every Adventure

At Slim Shadies Celebrity Sunglasses Limited, we believe that sunglasses are more than just an accessory—they are a necessity for protecting your eyes and enhancing your style. Located at 8 Sadler Cl, Skegness PE25 3NN, United Kingdom, we specialize in offering high-quality, stylish eyewear for everyone, from adults to children. Our collection includes top-of-the-line sport sunglasses and kids sunglasses, designed to provide the ultimate protection and comfort for every member of the family.

Why Choose Sport Sunglasses?
1. Designed for Active Lifestyles
Sport sunglasses are specifically designed for individuals who engage in outdoor activities and sports. Whether you’re cycling, running, hiking, or playing team sports, sport sunglasses provide the durability and comfort needed to keep up with your active lifestyle. Our sport sunglasses at Slim Shadies Celebrity Sunglasses Limited are crafted with lightweight, durable frames and lenses that offer high-impact resistance, ensuring they won’t break or distort during intense activities.

2. Superior UV Protection
One of the most important features of sport sunglasses is the superior UV protection they offer. During outdoor activities, your eyes are exposed to harmful UV rays that can lead to long-term eye damage. Our sport sunglasses come with UV400 lenses that block 100% of UVA and UVB rays, providing you with full protection while you’re out in the sun. Whether you’re hitting the trails, racing down a mountain, or playing a game of tennis, our sunglasses will keep your eyes safe from the sun’s harmful rays.

3. Enhanced Clarity and Vision
For athletes and outdoor enthusiasts, clarity of vision is key. Our sport sunglasses come with polarized lenses that reduce glare, ensuring that you can see clearly even in bright sunlight or on reflective surfaces. Whether you’re driving, running, or participating in water sports, our sunglasses will improve your visibility, helping you perform at your best.

4. Comfortable and Secure Fit
Comfort is essential, especially during long hours of physical activity. Our sport sunglasses are designed to fit securely and comfortably, with adjustable nose pads and flexible frames. They stay in place, even during intense movement, so you don’t have to worry about them slipping or causing discomfort. Whether you’re on a long hike or competing in a sport, our sport sunglasses are made to move with you.

Why Choose Kids Sunglasses?
1. Eye Protection for Little Ones
Protecting your children’s eyes from harmful UV rays is just as important as protecting your own. Kids sunglasses are designed specifically to fit children’s smaller faces while offering the same level of protection as adult eyewear. At Slim Shadies Celebrity Sunglasses Limited, our kids sunglasses feature high-quality UV400 lenses that block 100% of UVA and UVB rays, keeping your child’s eyes safe during outdoor activities.

2. Fun, Stylish, and Comfortable
Kids want sunglasses that are not only protective but also fun and stylish. Our kids sunglasses come in a variety of colors, shapes, and patterns, ensuring that your little ones can pick a pair that reflects their personality. From vibrant, playful designs to classic styles, our sunglasses are as fashionable as they are functional.

3. Durable and Safe
We understand that kids can be tough on their belongings, which is why our kids sunglasses are built to withstand the rigors of play. Made from flexible, durable materials, these sunglasses are designed to survive drops, rough handling, and all the other adventures kids get up to. The frames are lightweight, and the lenses are shatterproof, providing a safe and secure option for children of all ages.

4. Comfortable for All-Day Wear
Comfort is a top priority when it comes to kids sunglasses. Our sunglasses are designed with adjustable features and soft materials that ensure a snug but comfortable fit. Whether your child is at the park, the beach, or on a family hike, they can wear their sunglasses all day without discomfort.

Shiv Nadar School – Among the Leading IB Schools in India
As education continues to evolve in a globalized world, many parents in India are now turning towards international curricula that focus on holistic development, critical thinking, and global citizenship. Among these, the International Baccalaureate (IB) stands out as one of the most recognized and respected academic frameworks globally. If you are looking for top IB schools in India, Shiv Nadar School is a name you can trust.

Why Choose IB Schools in India?
IB schools in India follow a curriculum designed to go beyond traditional rote learning. The IB programme encourages students to inquire, explore, and understand topics in depth. The key benefits of IB education include:

Emphasis on conceptual understanding

Development of research, communication, and analytical skills

Exposure to global perspectives and cultural awareness

Balanced focus on academics, arts, sports, and social responsibility

IB programmes are recognized by top universities across the world, making them a strong choice for students aiming for global academic pathways.

Shiv Nadar School – A Top Choice for IB Education
Shiv Nadar School, established under the Shiv Nadar Foundation, has earned a reputation for academic excellence, innovative teaching, and values-based education. With campuses in Noida, Gurgaon, and Faridabad, the school has become one of the most preferred IB schools in India.

Key Highlights:
Globally Aligned Curriculum
Shiv Nadar School offers an inquiry-driven, concept-based curriculum aligned with the IB framework. The teaching approach helps students develop a love for learning, along with the skills required to succeed in the 21st century.

Experienced and Trained Faculty
The school’s teachers are well-trained in the IB methodology. They serve as mentors and facilitators who support students in developing critical thinking and independent learning.

Future-Ready Infrastructure
From tech-enabled classrooms and science labs to libraries, art studios, and sports complexes, Shiv Nadar School offers top-class facilities that promote both academic and personal growth.

Focus on Holistic Development
The school emphasizes not just academic performance, but also creativity, social responsibility, empathy, and leadership through co-curricular and extracurricular programs.

Safe and Inclusive Environment
The school provides a nurturing environment where every student is encouraged to grow and express themselves freely, making it a second home for young learners.

Admission Open – Apply Now
Shiv Nadar School is now accepting applications for the upcoming academic year across its campuses in Noida, Gurgaon, and Faridabad. Seats are limited, and early registration is recommended.