https://justice.gov/epstein/files/...

What happened to ostream? I miss his stupid shit rants.

@12bitfloat, we're having a new compatitor in the game:
***benchmarking***
Time C: 0.41911959648132324
Time Rust: 0.4686765670776367
Time CPP: 1.7605431079864502
Time Borded CPP: 1.140819787979126
Time Jest Rust: 1.7274057865142822
Time Swift: 0.4625704288482666

It's swift: https://retoor.molodetz.nl/retoor/...

How does it run locally at your PC?

Liquid glass, my arse.

There was a time when Java 8 and React 16 were all the hype as if it were yesterday... and now we have Java 25...

The world of IT just moves way too fast. lol

if AI replaces all the humans what will the humans do do you think?

How did we end up with such a bad convention for font weights?

Is thin thinner than light? Is regular thinner than medium? Is medium or regular the default? Is semibold thicker than medium? Is heavy thicker than bold? What about black? Why is it even named like a color? What the fuck is going on? Just use freaking numbers!

0 should be the default.
Negative numbers should mean thinner and positive numbers should mean thicker.

Creating mobile-first & responsive designs remains such an unfun experience. At least a lot of css frameworks makes it less painful but it still remains painful :(

I just realized that in German there is one word for both, "invented" and "made up".

Erfunden.

I didn’t make this up. I also didn’t invent it. 🤔

Fuck taxes

Bored of peace.

Son of a bitch. You can't have gaps in your CV or you are considered a red flag. Companies want good-working rats that never take breaks in life!

Sick of this shit.

Anyone else noticed that the profile's score no longer gets incremented? Well... good thing I've already acquired enough score to be satisfied w/ the avatar.

When I woke up this morning, I was wondering why I had set my alarm on a Saturday.
I slowly realized the horrible truth that it was only Wednesday.

I don't want to show of my swiping skills but I only have to swipe once to go from top of this feed to the bottom. I think I'm just born to be a swiper.

DevRant Slim Application Error

So will the real devrant please stand up
and put each one of those fingers on each hand up
please stand up
please stand up
(we're gonna have a problem here)

y'all act like you never seen a devrant before

'cause I'm Slim rant all you other Slim rants are just imitating so won't the real Slim rant please stand up,

lmao.

Beep beep

Don't you find it annoying when the dev team gives you the worst or less than absolute minimum of time to test a new release?

It's like... that itches with me so hard. Come on.. we're testing a build here. You want me to brush over this? The amount of bugs that might pop up...(oh yeah we just bill the client for those later lolololol)! Especially when no one wrote tests, or just minimal, I... sigh.

lol

DevRant not really working for me. Keep getting Simple Application Error for dayzzzzzzzz.

Tap tap... uhh
IS THIS THING ON?

instead of resolutions russians are like "how you meet the new year is how you'll spend it"

so you're effectively tricked into putting your resolutions into effect but also to enjoy yourself 😏

i put braces 2day
my braces hurt
ima see my family
ion want to

What have you learned in 2025?

- I don't have germans, I hate the king because he's germans and I just hate reactionaries and nazis. Also the holocaust happened because of flemmish people.
- I learned to master music and what a DJ really was.
- Issah told us to love our neighbors or something and tell the truth.

ah... devrant app is back. it's so cozy. totally different vibes 😋

365 days of bullshit

Finally had some time to work on this sorry piece of ass. It should not have taken this long to find some spare time.

youRant Release 0.1.2 (Alpha)
https://github.com/yuriKhordal/...

New Features and Changes:
+ You can now finally vote(++ / --) on rants.
+ Added an updates checker that will notify you when a new release becomes available on github.
+ Expired(but known) devRant Certificates are now trusted, the api calls are now switched back to devrant.com endpoint.
+ Since devRant certificates have been updated, the aforementioned expired certificate trusting has been turned off. Will be togglebale in the future in case certs expire again.
+ Image Attachments (for older rants that had them when they still worked) are now displayed, but not in the best way.

Bug fixes:
* Fixed the Login Page bug where it was possible to recursively open it from itself, forcing you to close them all individually on the way back.

Anyone else seeing the following randomly on devrant?

Slim Application Error
A website error has occurred. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.

Turns out u cant clone a post.
anyways whatcha doin
slim application error

Great! Looks like Edit comments is dead now, too!

didnt wish you,, but merry christmas !
i totally forgor this feast even existed.

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