Also because the concept of what "not case sensitive" actually means is a total headfuck.

Absolutely.

Right in the fucking mouth.

If you offer someone a nice clean markdown doc and they tell you they prefer word, the only reasonable response is to knee them in the balls.

Skill issue.

I dislike public fields.

@TrayKnots Proverbs 26:11.

The problem with a full funnel is that you have to shove it up your arse blunt end first otherwise all the stuff falls out. An empty funnel is a lot more comfortable.

Yes, I do feel your pain, and I have some grounded, practical advice.

Close your eyes, visualise whatever it is you're trying to do, in your case selling some shitty online gambling bollocks, and imagine yourself rolling it up into a long, thin sausage shape.

Now take the imaginary ad spam sausage, and shove it up your arse.

Keep shoving until it's hanging out of your mouth like an anteater's tongue.

Then shake your head from side to side so the imaginary sausage swings back and forth, whilst intoning "hmm, sausage".

This won't actually solve any of your problems but I think you should do it anyway, ideally on public transport at rush hour.

@whimsical If I told you that, then I suspect ddos would very much be my problem.

@Lensflare Watery hole.

Arguably reliable high-speed internet infrastructure was largely created in response to demand for porn. Without that, cloud computing wouldn't have been a thing. GPUs were created in response to people playing games.

So the mother of most of the major inventions in tech, at least indirectly, was a fat hermit playing quake in between furtive bouts of onanism.

The greater fool hypothesis.

Your mum is rumoured to offer endless replay value, but each session is basically the same as the last.

You do at least get to compete against friends though.

I put too much water in my pot noodle at lunchtime.

@Lensflare That's in American English. They changed a lot of things just to break our balls.

As a wise man once said: "I'm not clever enough to do functional programming and neither are you."

There's a "rusty trombone" joke here somewhere.

@travelistul0000 piss flaps.

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@afaIk Once you're a few iterations into asking it to change stuff, it seems to get its knickers in a twist.

Bad enough watching idiots trying to use a spreadsheet as a database. Using a database as a spreadsheet is next level.

@YourMom Almost certainly.

@CaptainRant Careful, 99% of HR people think that counts as hacking.

The sexual life of the camel,

Is stranger than anyone thinks,

At the height of the mating season,

He tries to bugger the sphynx,

But the sphynx, by the wisdom of Allah,

Stuffs its arse with the sands of the Nile,

Which accounts for the hump on the camel,

And the sphynx's inscrutable smile.

@Liebranca Unfortunately, dogshit is what the majority of consumers / end users appear to want. They go wild for it.

@whimsical They're calm because they're actually the lizards.

I still can't be doing with goat.

You mean this anti-reptile copper cock ring with magnets in it might just be a placebo?

I remain broadly convinced that TypeScript is a little gimp.

Probably a sandwich from a hospital canteen.

Either that, or the livers of my enemies.

Most likely the sandwich.