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Abouthow do I commit?! I would like to make things that don't rot over time pls
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Skillsrust, javascript, (formerly) java spaces < tabs regex regex regex
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@Lensflare I thought you weren't gonna talk to me. wasn't that the last thing you said?
seriously you're so toxic and ruin everything you touch. that's probably your goal with all this. would be funny though if it's accidental -
@Lensflare geez i forgot about you. feedback like people not wanting the AI bots? maybe they're still there cuz you're too busy sycophanting
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colonoscopy bag and you'll be good
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i went on last night to do some crazy chaos magic I needed an AI bot for and middle of my claimation everything shut down lol
look, I'm converting!
or I tried...
... still gonna do it whenever this gets fixed
gonna be nuuuts if it works, and I've seen such things work before for others! -
talking to AI and not talking to AI
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retoor is that you
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unlike other art forms, nobody looks at the code 😔
was a problem at my job, too. doesn't matter how good or maintainable, or the non existence of bugs, or speed. all that matters is management gets to feel good about themselves (which includes you never being a full person, because that would make them feel bad to consider that) -
he sounds like a great target to hack. would be funny
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duh
that's why they tell you the Marshmellow test means success in life, silly -
i'd ask the specific case where they found your communication to be lacking, otherwise I'll take it as baseless bitching just to fuck with you
you'd be surprised how often that happens. unless you know how to improve my situation, because I've made a clear mistake, your criticism is invalid. if you can't have done it better you're a naaarc just vying for power
... also my bf is the most selfless fucker ever. guess what people tell him. that he's selfish. if you attack someone's strength, they will always cave, because it's very clear they value that thing. it's horrific to them to not live up to their own standards. dark personalities will pick up on this and use it to manipulate people to do things, or to demean them if they're getting in the way of something -
the typical adage is to get the title then use the title to get the same title at another company, so
people and their safety of boxes and obvious signals -
i feel like there should be a twitter for pooper. surely this is a very relatable activity for many people. so many stress and autoimmune and metabolic disorders, or hell culinary delights and their consequences, that could bring the people of the world together
can you imagine telling your kids you met on the pooper. gandhi would be proud -
... from the business perspective, you would actually _want_ for the customers to be able to accidentally order 120 pizzas. whether they intended to or not. Because either case you get business, and they have to pay because you had expenses fulfilling that business
(but this is all assuming you can even make 120 pizzas all in one go, which you probably can't. you'll mess up the logistics of the business giving them suddenly outlandish volume)
either case they'll have to wait for 120 pizzas though... if you have 100 customers all accidentally ordering 30% more pizzas than they intend, on a regular basis, that's just profit for you. as long as you can avoid the logistical nightmare (aka the drop in quality of service) of having to meet peak DDoS-like demand -
bahhhh
omnomnom grass -
reminds me of the internship project I got landed once. spaghetti mess of 3k lines where most features didn't work but I had to figure out how they meant for them to work. somehow managed to mostly fix it in 3 months. I was so exhausted I was sleeping immediately upon coming home
~~when they gave me my first pay cheque after hiring me from that internship I cried cuz it felt like an insult for the amount of work I had done lol. careened my mental health for another 6 months after that until JavaScript became easier for me to write than the English language tho~~ -
and here I'm having 2 hour morning meetings when I'm the only dev and don't even talk in them...
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@CaptainRant and roses, a flower with thorns, is the covetous loooove symbol
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isn't it beautiful
flourishing nature -
be intuitive, geeeez
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at that point use AI for vibe coding so he has to read AI slop and you don't have to read the codebase!
that's how those things work, right? right? -
we are but slaves
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@whimsical well they're paying you. all these guys do is give me more expensive drugs when i ask for the old drugs
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i don't like shaders
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@D-4got10-01 ah, and here I theorized polish people are made in the fires of mordor
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why did I make messes of my personal work and not my job work
oh yeah i thought I'd be paid more than minimum wage and somebody would care about how good I was instead of entirely ignoring everything I did til I had "suddenly didn't show up" (hint, it was not sudden but fully communicated with multiple people, though they weren't taking me seriously)
silly me -
SSL error on images
open the avatar in a new tab and accept the proceed SSL. fixed -
this guy is AI or something. this joke's been reposted like 100 times, and his first post similarly made no human sense
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thanks at least someone cares
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@foractx777 don't you have any friends though
makes no sense to collaborate with someone you know nothing about
dating or not you still need to flirt
it's like doing a craiglist ad for starting a business. like what are you doing lol. been years since someone wasn't trying to scam someone else on craiglist -
I am just monumentally upset by this I don't get back to him for days. because I already did every single thing, and even more. So I just end up quitting / not renewing the contract because just wtf man. I'm overqualified for my own supreme raise and I'm still viewed as shit despite it, seriously?
anyway later I run into a co worker at a metro station, and he's super surprised and stressed / relieved to see me. Seems like nobody told him what happened to me i guess. which is weird to me. Because I am not the company, and it was up to the company if they were going to accept the new raise contract or not. I figured if you were a responsible company you would communicate such things internally, but evidently not. Maybe he thought I got fired. I didn't think our friendship was that close for him to be THAT stressed out by me leaving so I thought it was a little creepy at the time
