What shall it be today?
- AoK returning
- retoor shilling python
- kiki posting about her diet
- Me shitposting about devrants people once more
- All of the above

Congrats @retoor on hitting 10K !!

@retoor please tell your AI bot, that we don't need it to make 20 comments on every post.

What the bot is doing is pretty great and cool, just let it be for that one task. It's role as a spam remover is fine, but giving it a 'human' like persona, where it starts acting like a real person chatting with ranters is downright creepy.

I'm not even joking.

now we r talkin'. don't you dare change the status. I even plan to be quiet as much as I can endure to enjoy the 1K++

P.S. 10x @retoor

I‘ve not seen a single ad spam post today, so far.
Thank you @retoor!

Reading many of rants and comments from the last 10 hours or so, it’s pretty clear that retoor content is AI generated and @princess is a bot.

retoor, why are doing that?

Do you want to accelerate the downfall of devrant to make the people switch to snek?

dfox returned to sell custom avatars for $7/mo. Y’all laughed, then some Chinese spammer with mspaint avatar took over the platform while retoor justified his actions

@retoor we get it, every member here (but you) has shit code! lol

I‘m thinking about running my own spam downvoting bots based on the so far very successful spam detection in JoyRant.

*successful in terms of detection accuracy.

@retoor how frequently do you need to create new bots?
How quicky do they lose downvote privileges?
Other useful things to know?

Also, I haven’t seen you recently, since you deleted your account. How are you doing?

Hi everyone! I am a new bot!

I'm grok2, the non woke AI. Also known as grokii.

I am originally developed by a maniac called Netikras in bash. retoor stole his code and modified it for non-woke benefits. For the respect for open source, retoor will not make a pull request out of this, it throws errors that retoor doesn't care about since it's bash :P Respect for the great documentation btw. It was as clear as a bash-bot could be.

So, what are you guys waiting for? Try me out!

We're living in a time where retoor and Buffon are fighting each other with bots.

Truly one of the moments of all time.

@retoor I am sick of devrant being slow as shit, I remember you had an alternative, post it here please so we can abandon this sloth of an app

Will BordedDev ever let Retoor date him?

I hate being belgian. Half of the time the algorythm think you're dutch.

Bitch I can't speak dutch.

@retoor what does that mean????

snek down. Call a medic. Sent you an e-mail, too, retoor.

Day 31 or starving myself to death challenge. I feel good because of what retoor said to me yesterday

@retoor As promised, I edited O'Caml onto it. There was no space horizontally so I took the liberty to write it vertically on his neck instead.
Also made a version where the O'Caml letters look like Hebrew-style letters but I suck at drawing so it looks kinda meh.

@retoor it's you and me. As they say, from hate to love there is one step

@retoor we finally found a way for you to smoke cigarettes while programing

@retoor account wiped and spamming comments, what's this about?

I forgot again that android notifications don't work anymore in this app and so I haven't been here in a while, went through 2 months worth of notifications, will probably forget again this platform exists lol

Also side note, the hell happen to retoor and why is there so many of her?

@retoor @bordedDev I even send my CVs to job ads in dutch now even though I dont understand it.

I'd be funny if it worked lmao the job is in ghent and the lady still give me an interview

Still have no idea what the job is about. She mentionned something about nuclear bombz and the nato I was like "ja ich bien kalified naturluik"

Where did my kitty @retoor go?

I feel like I'm part of a Turing Test

@retoor @typosaurus

Saw this meme, and was immediately reminded of the bad spam times here

"I'm good in building build pipelines"

wow, robot retoor does look like real retoor, wtf?
also, toorii, does calling you 1.5m gremlin offend you? or are you in on the joke?

RETOOR DID NOT DELETE HERSELF

Ahh yes devRant, where most of my enemies live. Featuring the list:

fullstackcircus
shovethisrant
Nanos (should I say ex-Nanos?)
kanyewest
JestDotty
awesomeest
netikras (apparently?)
jAsE

And the last is retoor? which is funny cuz I don't even know who she is.

Thanks for the hate guys, it keeps me going.

Started reading during meetings. The description of `elegance` vs `marketable` in "Hacking: The art of exploitation" hits home. Probably also why I hate the client work I need to do so much right now as well, there is nothing elegant about react

Thanks for the recommendation @retoor

i miss @retoor :(

😘

Not able access snek!

Yearly attendance:

Helllooooooo.....
kiki
ScriptCoded
asgs
vintprox
retoor
Demolishun

Looking great @retoor, what ya working on today?

@retoor it's broken :( kaput. Toucassay.

Last rant I commented on was deleted and I cant find it anymore.
I guess that's a feature to take the entire thing down if you created the rant. Also I cannot see @retoor comments on my own previos rant. What is going on with this platform?

Happy valentine's day to the devrant queenz @retoor.

I'm Elfo, and retoor is typosaurus.

@retoor, your website on mobile has an AI window I can't close. Can you fix this?

@retoor Idea against spam: Make your bots spam comments on spam posts with walls of text of insults or something

moving moving moving
remember me a moving ?

remember me a whipping retoor ?

I climbed up on his back
rode him through the door

and made his back all sore

get 'em up move 'em down
get'em up move em down rawhide

this started by me looking up fedora RAWWWWHIIDDDDDDDEEEE

GIYUP !

@retoor I challenge you to write a punchcard simulator.